sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
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Post by sephicloud on May 15, 2006 14:14:52 GMT -5
Forgive me if someone has done something similar to this before, I haven't been here in about forever...
Basically, this is a forum game that is decently popular. Someone asks a question, and someone else gives a random or humorous answer. The only real rule (aside from forum rules, of course) is that the questions have to pertain to Shaman King. I'll give an example
Mr. Example: Why does Lyserg wear short shorts?
Mrs. Generic: Because Yoh stole his jeans.
Why doesn't Amidamaru go to the bathroom?
Me: and so on and so forth. After you answer, you MUST have a question, you can't just answer it. I'll star things off, I guess.
Why is Manta short?
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Innle
Senior Shaman
A paper moon can be real enough, with a little belief...
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Post by Innle on May 15, 2006 16:44:00 GMT -5
Because Faust VIII cut out his pituitary gland and thus Manta has no ability to produce growth hormones.
Why is Marco's battle costume so reminiscent of a cheap male stripper's outfit?
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
Posts: 226
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Post by sephicloud on May 15, 2006 16:52:05 GMT -5
Because if he didn't, the world wouldn't be able to make fun of him so easily, silly! ;D
Why can't I find any Hao brand Legos (Haogos) on sale?
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yashaboy
Full Fledged Shaman
Only emo kids bump on Autotopia.
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Post by yashaboy on May 15, 2006 19:21:31 GMT -5
Because it cost a lot of money to make sure that Lego wouldn't sue Hao and now he's passing on the high cost to his customers.
Why is Anna's hair blond when she's Japanese?
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
Posts: 226
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Post by sephicloud on May 15, 2006 19:57:31 GMT -5
Because she stayed in the pool too long.
Do ghosts play canasta when no one's looking?
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on May 16, 2006 10:07:37 GMT -5
Yes, undeniably true! even though there are no eyewitnesses, what Peyote says goes!
Will Ryu succeed in the pimp industry, and who will be his no. 1 ho?
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
Posts: 265
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Post by Setsumi-san on May 16, 2006 13:06:21 GMT -5
Alas, Ryu is doomed to be a ho rather than a pimp...Yoh's ho!!! (Because Yoh is the friggin' fandom bicycle)
Why do I love the AmidaMosuke pairing so much? ^^' (slapped, shot, arrowed, bricked)
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Innle
Senior Shaman
A paper moon can be real enough, with a little belief...
Posts: 309
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Post by Innle on May 16, 2006 15:33:43 GMT -5
BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING CANON, THAT'S WHY.
Why is Luchist so ugly?
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Post by resurie on May 16, 2006 15:43:06 GMT -5
Because he was struck by God when he tried to take advantage of Jeanne. *SHOT*
Is green really Lyserg's natural hair color?
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on May 16, 2006 16:43:54 GMT -5
Yes! He belongs to a special sect of Brits. Either that or his family founded the green party. *Shot*
What would Yoh say if Anna asked for an Oriental Chicken rollup at tgi fridays?
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
Posts: 226
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Post by sephicloud on May 16, 2006 17:10:37 GMT -5
DO THE MARIO!
Did Jun get plastic surgery? *shot*
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on May 17, 2006 6:43:10 GMT -5
It depends on what you are talking about.....wink wink nudge nudge.
How does Ryu's hair grow back so fast?
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
Posts: 265
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Post by Setsumi-san on May 17, 2006 13:04:49 GMT -5
It doesn't. He just combs his ear hair over his head until the hair on his head grows back naturally.
Would Hao still hate humans if he knew about all of his human fangirls?
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Post by Gus on May 17, 2006 14:29:55 GMT -5
Yeah. That'd just make him hate us even more.
How did a pair of preists get to own a car store? And does that have anything to do with how f**ked up they both ended up?
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
Posts: 265
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Post by Setsumi-san on May 17, 2006 14:48:57 GMT -5
One of them probably inherited it. Besides, the car dealership was just a front for the X-laws' training/brainwashing camp.
Why the hell doesn't Pyron kiss Jun already?
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