Strange Things for Mankin Characters to Say

[Useless]

To be honest, I saw something like this for One Piece at another forum, but hey, lets just see where this go...

Like the title states, just give a Mankin character saying something that would be unlike them to state normally. Pick on personalities, pick on behaviors, pick on other characters, pick on other SKU members and people you know, whatever you like to do....

Ren: The number three sucks, from now on, it's all about SEVEN!!!!!

Faust: You know Eliza, I really don't feel like fawning over you today.

Jeanne: Screw God, I'm going over to follow Buddha. Painless mediation sound better than staying in a chamber full of spikes all day.....

[MetaKnight]

Yoh: Hey Manta, how'd you do on yesterday's test?
Manta: ... well... *overdramatic screaming* I got a 7%!!!

Ren: I don't wanna be a cook or a fireman, don't wanna play trombone in the marching band... I just wanna be a Care Bear like you!

*kicked, stomped, and shot*

I can't figure out any other ones...

[Innle]

Lyserg: Hao! My name is Lyserg Diethel! You killed my parents! Prepare to die!

Hao: Oh no, I'm going to die! [girly scream]

***

Yoh: Dad, when I grow up I wanna be a shaman just like you!

***

Jeanne: Oh my GOD. Did you SEE that bitch Teena? She was so hanging all over MY Lyserg! I'm gonna burn her to death or something!

(Note: The last one is in reference to a really crap suefic that isn't up any more.)

[TakinawaTonfa]

Marco: Y'know, y'ever think we way be taking this whole 'divine justice' thing too seriously?

[Gus]

Marco: I'm straight.

....*MASSACRED*

Uhm, lesse...

Anna: "I'll do it tommorrow."

Yoh: "I'll do it right now."

[kfttjdb]

Those are AWESOME. Hmm, why haven't I seen this thread. Let's see... (prepare for the wakness)


Yoh: Manta, could you get that book on the shelf for me? I can't reach it.



Tamao: Hey Yoh, why are we playing this game?
Yoh: What game?
Tamao: Don't play dumb with me, you know what I'm talking about.
Yoh: Oh, that...
(Dang, I read too much fanfiction)



Anna: Yoh, can I go to the store?
Yoh: You better be back in 20 minutes...
Anna: Of course! *and runs*



Lyserg: Um, Marco? Can I have some pants instead of these?
Marco: Sure. Pants would look much better.



Hao (while talking to Lyserg's father): So I'm gathering all the strong shaman so they can join me in that day.
Lyserg's father: There's no way I'll join the likes of you, Hao. Get out of my house.
Hao: Aw, come on. Please? I'll give you a cookie or something...



Whoa, I need to go home. (still at work)

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

Lyserg: guess what?
Jeanne: ahhh ... what?
Lyserg: I'm just one idiot away from being stupid
Jeanne: ah, who said that because they were right?
Lyserg: I did
Jeanne: oh so that's where the one away came from. ^_^

*shot for using conversation that happened in real life*
D: I swear it did it happed today.

Marco: ::singing:: I feel like makin', I feel like makin' love I feel like makin love to you!
Hao: *.* aww you're so sweet... I feel like makin love to you to.

Jeanne: ::singing:: I can't help the way I feel But my life has been so overprotected. :: Come on Meene it's time for our honey moon

*brutally murdered then left to rot*

Manta: you know what Yoh?
Yoh: what?
Manta: SCREW SCHOOL!
Yoh: *gasp*
Manta: that's right... I'm going to drop out >/
Yoh: you caaan't D: what will you do with your life?
Manta: I dunno sell crap >/
Yoh: buuuut
Manta: you know what Yoh? SCREW YOU and your 'being a good student' crap.
Yoh: ;___; but I like how stright A's look.
Manta: *bitch slaps Yoh* >/

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innle said:

Lyserg: Hao! My name is Lyserg Diethel! You killed my parents! Prepare to die!

Hao: Oh no, I'm going to die! [girly scream]

Hmm. did that line come from this movie?

Faust: Ow, I twisted my leg, and it hurts a lot.

Mari: I'm bored.

Mari: Chuck, I'm trading you in for something scarier: a Barbie doll.

Hao: I like my American name.

[TakinawaTonfa]

Chocolove: "Hey wait a minute.....my jokes DO suck!"

[Throes]

uselessmystletain said:

innle said:

Lyserg: Hao! My name is Lyserg Diethel! You killed my parents! Prepare to die!

Hao: Oh no, I'm going to die! [girly scream]

Hmm. did that line come from this movie?

Ya know Useless, I think it is!

Hao: NO MORE FIGHTING! STOP FIGHTING EVERYBODY! STOP IT! PLEASE STOP FIGHTING! PLEASE STOP FIGHTING! *repeats "PLEASE STOP FIGHTING" until he goes hoarse*

Ryu: I think I'm going to get a military style buzz cut!

Horo: Screw snowboards. From now on... I GO SKIS!!!

Faust: I'm really glad my wife's dead! That means I can get back on the dating scene!

Anna: Yoh! I'll do anything for you for the rest of your life! Go ahead! Be lazy! I'll do anything so long as you're happy!

Ren: I hate milk.

Expect more...

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demonboy said:

Hao: NO MORE FIGHTING! STOP FIGHTING EVERYBODY! STOP IT! PLEASE STOP FIGHTING! PLEASE STOP FIGHTING! *repeats "PLEASE STOP FIGHTING" until he goes hoarse*

Pointing the somewhat obvious, but isn't that Vivi's line?

Goldva: All souvenirs are only two dollars! *okay, that was bad*

BoZ: Our music just went platinum!!!!!

[kimaraoyamada]

Lyserg: "Forget the X-Laws and their ultra powerful angels. Morphin, you're perfect just the way you are."

(Yeah, I have a grudge against the kid. So sue me.)

[kfttjdb]

En: You did a great job son. I'm proud of you.
Ren: Thank you father. I'm glad you approve.
En: Of course. You're my pride and joy. I love you son.
Ren: I love you two father.
*a warm hug*

Yoh: Anna? Where's my sword? I need to go train.
Anna: Ah, do it later.

Mari: These tights itch.

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kfttjdb said:

Mari: These tights itch.

Tights? I tought Mari just wore that Gothic-Lolita dress and stockings...

[yohku]

Yoh: Look around you, look beyond. You could make an unbreakable bond...

*shot*

Anna: Ren?
Ren: Yes?
Anna: ...You're hot. ;D
Ren: ......

HoroHoro: Yo.
Yoh: Yes?
Horo: I wasn't talking to you.
Yoh: ...But you said 'Yoh'.
Horo: No, I said 'yo', not 'Yoh'.
Yoh: ....I need to change my name. @_@