Post by resurie on Jan 20, 2005 23:14:16 GMT -5
This is a fic I did on FF.net. It was a one-shot, even though, I got a good deal of reviews for it. One reviewer called the fic genius. XD Oh, RyuLover reviewed too. ^^ She told me to stop making her laugh. XD Yeah...
Anyways, I decided to post it here to share with the rest of you. ^^ This is a one-shot, so no one comment on "writing more" or anything. XD
Warning! This fic is PG-13! Nothing really objectional, but the word bullsh-- is used a lot for some odd reason...^^; And the 'S' word (as in relationships...you know what I mean...T_T) is said once...nothing bad when it's said...it's just said...XD
Summary - Hana asks his parents, Yoh and Anna, the question all children ask. Chaos ensues. Yoh and Anna with their too-well-known story, Horo with his own crazy story. And Hao only wants to tell the truth! And what's up with the squirrel?
Enjoy! >D
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Yoh, Anna, and Hao sat quietly while eating their dinner. The only noise heard was Yoh’s mouth eating the food; since he ate so fast…Anna twitched now and then because of this, but decided to ignore it because she was stressed out enough. Hao just sat there and ate…o.0
The quiet supper was interrupted by a small boy with abnormally wild hair (It is wild! Look at the pictures!). This boy was Yoh and Anna’s only son, Hana.
Hana ran up to the table and jumped up and down “Mom, Dad, Mom, Dad, Mom, Dad, Mom---“
“God Damnit Hana! What is it?!” Anna yelled. She was VERY stressed.
“Um…I have a question…”
Yoh swallowed some rice he had in his mouth “What kind of question?” he asked.
“A very important question…” Hana said innocently.
Anna blinked at her son, so did Yoh, then Yoh stuffed more food in his mouth. Hao raised his head from his silent meal (it’s silent because food doesn’t talk) and raised an eyebrow.
Hana fidgeted a bit, and then he blurted out “Where do babies come from?”
Yoh began to cough; he was choking on the food he was eating. He coughed for about a minute when he finally spoke up “Why… (cough) why would you want to know something like that Hana?”
Anna twitched “Yeah…why would you want to know?”
The room went silent. A large grin went across Hao’s face.
“Well…” Hana began “Our neighbor’s cousin’s friend’s uncle’s son’s brother asked me but I didn’t know so I decided to ask you guys…”
Yoh blinked “…The neighbor’s…cousin’s…could you repeat that first?”
Anna smacked Yoh with a fan she took out of nowhere like every anime character seems to do. “That’s not important…Hana…erm…you see…”
Hana blinked. Yoh blinked. Anna blinked. The squirrel on the porch blinked.
Silence.
Hao stood up triumphantly. “Hana, I can tell you where babies come from!!” Yoh and Anna stared, as did Hana. “You see, it all starts out when two people fall in love, one has to be a man, the other a woman, or else it won’t work…” The three blinked again “After they fall in love…they usually get married…then they go on a honeymoon, then they have se---.”
Before Hao could finish, Anna threw a glass dish straight at his face “Stop being silly Hao! That’s not how it happens!!”
Hao rubbed his face “What do you mean that’s not how---?!” Hao stopped, he looked at Anna’s glaring face, which was obviously saying Go any further, and DIE.
Anna turned around to face Hana again. “Yoh… (ahem) tell him…”
Yoh jumped “WHAT?! I can’t tell such vile things to Hana!!”
Hana blinked “Vile?”
Hao laughed “Well…I for one wouldn’t call it vile---.” Anna threw another dish at Hao.
Anna twitched “Not THAT. The real way babies are born!” Anna winked after this.
Yoh, a bit confused at first (like always), finally figured out what Anna meant “Um…yeah…well…Hana…babies…come from…umm…erm…uhh…”
Hana stared at his father ponder “Yes?”
“From…ehh…OH! STORKS!!”
Hana blinked “Storks?”
“STORKS??!!” Hao yelled “That’s the biggest load of bullshi---.” Yet again, Anna threw a dish at Hao before he could finish. (Poor Hao-sama…)
Yoh continued “Yes! Storks! You see Hana; parents call the storks up and tell them what kind of baby they want. Then, the storks deliver the baby…um…like…”
“A month later”, Anna finished.
Yoh blinked “A month? Really? Seemed a lot longer to me Anna…”
Anna twitched and hit Yoh with the fan again “So you see Hana, babies come from storks.”
Hana blinked a few times and remained silent.
Hao couldn’t take it anymore. “They’re lying to you Hana! Babies are born when people have se---!!” Before Hao could finish (no, no dishes this time…), Anna and Yoh quickly jumped on top of Hao covering his mouth.
Anna glared at him “Be quiet you fool! We don’t want Hana to know the real way yet!”
Yoh nodded his head “Yeah! What Anna said!”
Hao glared back at the two shamans toppled on top of him. The three began to argue on the stork theory while Hana stared at them, still confused.
Just then, Horo Horo walked in the room munching on an apple (yes, Horo eats healthy things, not just BUTTER!). “Hey guys, (munch) what’s going on? (munch)”
Yoh, Anna and Hao ignored Horo and continued to argue. Horo blinked and turned over to Hana “What’s going on?”
“Um…I asked them a question…and I guess they can’t decide on the answer…”
Horo took another bite out of his apple “What question?”
”Um…Where do babies come from?”
Horo blinked; then he laughed “HAH! I can tell you that Hana!”
“You can?!”
“Sure! Babies come from---.”
Yoh and Anna heard Horo and jumped off Hao “NO! HORO HORO! WAIT!”
“The Koro Pokkoro!!”
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There's more, it's continued in the next post, the whole story doesn't fit here...^^;; and I'm too lazy to go to FF.net and get the link. XD
Anyways, I decided to post it here to share with the rest of you. ^^ This is a one-shot, so no one comment on "writing more" or anything. XD
Warning! This fic is PG-13! Nothing really objectional, but the word bullsh-- is used a lot for some odd reason...^^; And the 'S' word (as in relationships...you know what I mean...T_T) is said once...nothing bad when it's said...it's just said...XD
Summary - Hana asks his parents, Yoh and Anna, the question all children ask. Chaos ensues. Yoh and Anna with their too-well-known story, Horo with his own crazy story. And Hao only wants to tell the truth! And what's up with the squirrel?
Enjoy! >D
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Yoh, Anna, and Hao sat quietly while eating their dinner. The only noise heard was Yoh’s mouth eating the food; since he ate so fast…Anna twitched now and then because of this, but decided to ignore it because she was stressed out enough. Hao just sat there and ate…o.0
The quiet supper was interrupted by a small boy with abnormally wild hair (It is wild! Look at the pictures!). This boy was Yoh and Anna’s only son, Hana.
Hana ran up to the table and jumped up and down “Mom, Dad, Mom, Dad, Mom, Dad, Mom---“
“God Damnit Hana! What is it?!” Anna yelled. She was VERY stressed.
“Um…I have a question…”
Yoh swallowed some rice he had in his mouth “What kind of question?” he asked.
“A very important question…” Hana said innocently.
Anna blinked at her son, so did Yoh, then Yoh stuffed more food in his mouth. Hao raised his head from his silent meal (it’s silent because food doesn’t talk) and raised an eyebrow.
Hana fidgeted a bit, and then he blurted out “Where do babies come from?”
Yoh began to cough; he was choking on the food he was eating. He coughed for about a minute when he finally spoke up “Why… (cough) why would you want to know something like that Hana?”
Anna twitched “Yeah…why would you want to know?”
The room went silent. A large grin went across Hao’s face.
“Well…” Hana began “Our neighbor’s cousin’s friend’s uncle’s son’s brother asked me but I didn’t know so I decided to ask you guys…”
Yoh blinked “…The neighbor’s…cousin’s…could you repeat that first?”
Anna smacked Yoh with a fan she took out of nowhere like every anime character seems to do. “That’s not important…Hana…erm…you see…”
Hana blinked. Yoh blinked. Anna blinked. The squirrel on the porch blinked.
Silence.
Hao stood up triumphantly. “Hana, I can tell you where babies come from!!” Yoh and Anna stared, as did Hana. “You see, it all starts out when two people fall in love, one has to be a man, the other a woman, or else it won’t work…” The three blinked again “After they fall in love…they usually get married…then they go on a honeymoon, then they have se---.”
Before Hao could finish, Anna threw a glass dish straight at his face “Stop being silly Hao! That’s not how it happens!!”
Hao rubbed his face “What do you mean that’s not how---?!” Hao stopped, he looked at Anna’s glaring face, which was obviously saying Go any further, and DIE.
Anna turned around to face Hana again. “Yoh… (ahem) tell him…”
Yoh jumped “WHAT?! I can’t tell such vile things to Hana!!”
Hana blinked “Vile?”
Hao laughed “Well…I for one wouldn’t call it vile---.” Anna threw another dish at Hao.
Anna twitched “Not THAT. The real way babies are born!” Anna winked after this.
Yoh, a bit confused at first (like always), finally figured out what Anna meant “Um…yeah…well…Hana…babies…come from…umm…erm…uhh…”
Hana stared at his father ponder “Yes?”
“From…ehh…OH! STORKS!!”
Hana blinked “Storks?”
“STORKS??!!” Hao yelled “That’s the biggest load of bullshi---.” Yet again, Anna threw a dish at Hao before he could finish. (Poor Hao-sama…)
Yoh continued “Yes! Storks! You see Hana; parents call the storks up and tell them what kind of baby they want. Then, the storks deliver the baby…um…like…”
“A month later”, Anna finished.
Yoh blinked “A month? Really? Seemed a lot longer to me Anna…”
Anna twitched and hit Yoh with the fan again “So you see Hana, babies come from storks.”
Hana blinked a few times and remained silent.
Hao couldn’t take it anymore. “They’re lying to you Hana! Babies are born when people have se---!!” Before Hao could finish (no, no dishes this time…), Anna and Yoh quickly jumped on top of Hao covering his mouth.
Anna glared at him “Be quiet you fool! We don’t want Hana to know the real way yet!”
Yoh nodded his head “Yeah! What Anna said!”
Hao glared back at the two shamans toppled on top of him. The three began to argue on the stork theory while Hana stared at them, still confused.
Just then, Horo Horo walked in the room munching on an apple (yes, Horo eats healthy things, not just BUTTER!). “Hey guys, (munch) what’s going on? (munch)”
Yoh, Anna and Hao ignored Horo and continued to argue. Horo blinked and turned over to Hana “What’s going on?”
“Um…I asked them a question…and I guess they can’t decide on the answer…”
Horo took another bite out of his apple “What question?”
”Um…Where do babies come from?”
Horo blinked; then he laughed “HAH! I can tell you that Hana!”
“You can?!”
“Sure! Babies come from---.”
Yoh and Anna heard Horo and jumped off Hao “NO! HORO HORO! WAIT!”
“The Koro Pokkoro!!”
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There's more, it's continued in the next post, the whole story doesn't fit here...^^;; and I'm too lazy to go to FF.net and get the link. XD
