SKU RPG To The 3rd Power!

[Jr.]

Well, I thought that since we have strated a new style (courtesy of Dessa-chan) we should start out fresh!

I'll list the rules that were posted by Dessa near the end of the second thread:

**Dessa walks over to Deus**


**everyone gets lifted up off the ground (think the end of the Cathedral Ship in Xenosaga Episode I) as the scenery disolves and is replaced with a large, sprawling manor-type building (ya know, brick, ivy growing up the walls, etc.), and everyone is dropped onto a huge front lawn. A bright flash follows this, and suddenly all the boys are wearing forest green slacks and jackets, with white dress shirts underneath, and the girls are wearing forest green, knee-length pleated skirts and white polo shirts... yes, they are school uniforms.**

Lovely: Umm... why are we in school uniforms?

Jr: I don't know...

Ryu: **is stunned speechless at the idea of all the girls wearing skirts**

**a tall, strict-looking woman in a pantsuit comes out of the building**

Tall, strict-looking woman (someone else can make up a name): What are you all doing out here? Classes started 5 minutes ago! I want all of you in class, pronto, or you're getting detentions!

**the group runs into the building, then splits up, going in different directions and into different classrooms**

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Okay, so I've introduced a plot into the RP, and so maybe we can get some sanity back. Just to let everyone know, only write what room YOU go into, and up to 1 of the non-member characters. And I get chaos, so no one try writing him. Whatever class you go into is always gonna be the right classroom, so no "wrong room" posts (at least for first period...).

You can choose whoever you want as the teacher also.

I'll also post the fictional characters that have been taken:

chaos
Rubedo (Jr.)
Gaara
MOMO (or Ed form FMA. I don't think SOM has settled on a charrie yet.)
Ryu

I think that's it. So get to class SLACKER!!! >_<

[Secretofmana]

Mrs. V: ( speaking fluid French)

Som: Um, Mrs. V-

Mrs. V: Mon nom n'ai pas Mrs. V! C'est Ms. Pennyfeather!

Som: 0_o Ermmmmmmm............... Je ne parle pas francais....

Mrs. P: QUOI? Je parle anglais! C'est le langue de toi, non?

Som:.........................I need...........entertainment........(people in top hats appear and start tap-dancing).....0_o Where did they come from?

Mrs. P: (suddenly speaking english) From zee zeiling!

Som: The.............ceiling!?!?!

Mrs. P: Vy of course! I do it all ze time!

Som: Too.......... weird..........make....it......stop....

Mrs V: VAKE UP!!!!!! BOB!!!!!!!!

Som: (wakes up) It was......... a dream.....? And my name isn't Bob.........(looks at watch) 30 minutes left in class.....

Mrs. V: Class, vee have un vew studant! Vay hallo to MOMO!

MOMO: Huh? No, I was just asking for some repair parts for Ziggy!

Mrs. V: Vow, vow, zon't ve shy...

Som: She's totally forgetting that she's the one who kicked MOMO out of this class in the first place.....
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Okay, MOMO is my character. And I apoligize if I messed up on the French..........

[Jr.]

My MOMO! You better behave yourself around MOMO you hear?! I can hurt you. You've played Xenosaga so you know I can!! >_<

j/k ^_^

[Secretofmana]

Of course I will be nice to MOMO! She's my favorite character in Xenosaga!XD

Edit: Oh right, the RPG!
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Som: (everything the teacher says sounds like mush to him)
GAH! Must concentrate so I can understand! (learns the teacher actually is saying mush)

MOMO: Our teacher is becoming a Gnosis!

Som: Erm.......... what?

MOMO: Scanners are showing she's becoming one!

Som: I must be dreaming! (stabs self with pencil and wakes up) YAY!!!!!!! I WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. V: You vere? Ah, vo vad! VIE!!!!!! ( whips out a knife and starts stabbing Som)

Som: (wakes up.......in another dream!) Just end already, stupid chain reaction!

[resurie]

Nyahaha. ph34r t3h Gaara-ness. XD

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Chow: Ok class, we're going to go do a lab, I want you all to get into partners.

resurie: Aw crap >< I suck at getting a partner or in a group...

Class: *all get into partners*

Chow: Wow...so even...0_o

resurie: Ehhh??

Chow: Oh, looks like you don't have one, well...Gaara doesn't either...apparently the class is afraid of him. So I'll just pair you two up.

resurie: .___.

Gaara: ....

Chow: No killing.

resurie: >< Yep...this really sucks...I won't get a word out of him...T_T *glooms*

Gaara: .......

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I'm at a writer's block. D: XD; Probably because I'm writing Gaara as he was before, not his current...ness...

Dude...SOM, It's going to take me forever to read your posts. XD

And Jr., what a name for the RP. XD Now I'm going to get math flashbacks everytime I come in here. XD

#nosmileys

[Secretofmana]

Sorry Resurie/Great Mod Of Ultimate Forgiveness! I'll find a way to change that now!
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Som: (wakes up for good) Yes!

MOMO: You're up! Mrs. V got so angry at you, she lost her accent!

Som: That doesn't make any sense!

MOMO: I had to come up with something! ( points to the top of the post)

Som: .........................-___-

Mrs. V: GASP! The look on your face is even more tired then usual! The mere greatness of it makes me admit defeat and resign my job!

Yon: A-Angry Glare!?!

Random: Wrong story, dude!(drags Yon away)

Som: So then what can I do for the rest of the class?

MOMO: Read the message board!

Som: Oh yeah!

[Jr.]

Teacher: Now listen class as the next thing I am going to tell you is VERY important....

Jr.: Hey Rubedo? Why can't I even get through Second Miltia without dying!! I thought you were cool!!

Rubedo: I am cool! It's you that sucks! You can't grasp the battle system.

Jr.: It changed?!

Rubedo: Man you're hopless!

Teacher:.....now make sure you remember that okay? That was vital information!!

Jr.: What did the teacher say?

Rubedo: Probably something baout how lame you are!! XD

Jr.: Oh man. Now I'm dissing myself!! ;_;

Rubedo: -__- Why did I get stuck with this wannabe?

Teacher:......and that's the meaning of life!! Anyone want to guess what color my toenails are?

Rubedo: GAIGNUN!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

Jr.: Me too!

Rubedo: uhh yeah.....sure! (whatever freak)

[Bluehairedhorofreak]

*walks into a classroom*

BHHF: *mumbles* Why am I wearing this uniform? >_< Hmm...wonder what class this is.

Teacher: Welcome to room 42! We are learning to make Pixie Stix!

BHHF: *sees someone with pointy blue hair* HORO! I've found you! It's no surprise seeing you here, you love food right?

Horo: *is eating a pixie stix* Huh? Wadja say?

Teacher: Please sit down and find a group to sit with! Maximum number of people to a group is six!

BHHF: *rushes over to Horo, who already has a partner*

Ren: *drinks milk*

BHHF: So we have a group a three now, right?

Ren: I just hope milk is an ingredient in Pixie Stix.

BHHF: -_-

Horo: Sugar! ^___^

[Dessa]

I should've clarified the rules a bit... You CAN go into the same classroom as someone else, and therefore have them in your post, but you can't decide what class someone else goes into. So, I can't say that Lovely's in my class, since she has to choose for herself.

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**Dessa drags chaos into a random classroom**

Teacher: You're late! Hurry up and take your seats.

**Dessa and chaos sit down in the last two seats**

Teacher: Now, as I already told those of you who were ON TIME, today's lesson is on how to call up your Ether abilities. The first thing you need is a catchy phrase.

Dessa: Hmmm... maybe I'll use "Unleash some of thy power."

chaos: That's mine!

Dessa: Yeah, but you use "Unleash a fragment of thy power" in EpII!! So why can't I use it since you're not anymore?

chaos: *sigh* fine, I don't care... I just wanna go home... Wait, no, I don't, nevermind...

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heheheh... just to tease those of you who haven't finished EpII yet...

[taoren33]

Spirit: *sees BHHF, Horo and Ren in a classroom and immediately joins them* So, what are you guys doing? Can I join your group? *Looks at Ren* ^////^

Horo: *eating pixie sticks* Sugar!

Ren: Baka!

Horo: *is thirsty, drinks Ren's milk*

Ren: *Is about to kill Horo*

Spirit: ^_^; Umm... guys? Still waiting for an answer here!

Horo: *Running around the classroom* It was just milk, for crying out loud!

Ren: *chasing him with kwan-dao* Ainu-baka! It was MY milk!

Spirit: CUT IT OUT! *Hits them with a gigantic frying pan*

Teacher: *looks up* *continues munching on pixie stick and playing with a spoon*

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Was that even right? I want to go crawl in a hole now if I did this wrong.

[Secretofmana]

Som: ...............(wonders how the other people are faring)

*When all of sudden a janitor bursts into the room screaming........*

Janitor: Pigs can fly!!!!!!!!!

Flying Pigs: OINK!!!!!

Som and MOMO: -_- Can't anything normal happen to me?

[RyuLover67]

*Back in RL's classroom,Takei-sama contiunes to tell RL how to draw Ryu*

Uh huh.Go on Takei-sama.*contiunes to draw.

Takei-sama:Now that you have the basic shape of the head and eyes,now for the body.The body shape is...What the heck is that noise?!*oinking can be heared from outside the classroom*

Huh?*runs to door and opens it*FLYING PIGS?! It's Sunny!!Yea! ^_^

Ryu:Who or what is Sunny?

Sunny was the main character of a old anime show called "Tokyo Pig" that I use to watch awhile back.It was about this kid who had this magic picture diray and anything he would draw would come to life.One day he tested by drawing a hoard of flying pigs in it.Sure enough the next day,there were flying pigs.So he hastily eased the pigs except one by mistake and this pig had magic powers and when he put his snout on your head,anything you think up comes to life!So the boy named the pig Sunny and it was a great show.

Ryu:That was a long explantion,RL.

Takei-sama:Indeed it was.

Heh heh.Sorry.^_^;;
Huh?*Pigs see door open and start flying in*Uh oh...AHHHH!!!!PROTECT RYU-SAMA AND MY FAN-ART!!!
*grabs all the fan-art she drew and puts it in portfolio and grabs Ryu*

Pigs:*flying in and making the whole place crowded*Oink!

Takei-sama:Somebody open the window so they can fly out of here!

Ryu:Hai master!*trying to move though the sea of pigs and having RL clinging to his waist.*Got it!

*With that, the pigs fly out and go to the next classroom by entering though the window.*

Aww..I wanted Sunny pig.He's so cute.

Pig:*only pig left*Oink!

Yea!Sunny! ^_^
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I really did watch that old kiddie anime.It was so cute and funny.Sorry for the long explantion still.^.^;;;;

[resurie]

*resurie and Gaara are walking down the hallway with lab materials*

*pig flys by*

resurie: .__.

Gaara: .....

resurie: What the hell was that?

Gaara: A pig.

resurie: I saw that. >< I meant why the hell was it flying??

Gaara: How should I know?

resurie: T__T

Chow: You two! Stop talking and get those materials in here!

resurie: Yes Mr. Chow...

Gaara: Stupid old man.

resurie:

Chow: What?

Gaara: *walks into lab ignoring Chow*

Chow: ....

resurie: o___O?

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xD Bah! It's hard to think of things with Gaara! XD;;

[Jr.]

Teacher:.....(shot self in the head)

Jr.: Oh I get it now. I didn't realize that skills were so vital early on in the game.

Rubedo: Yeah. they don't even give you a hint, but if you don't equip some healing ethers immediatyl, you're as good as dead. And now that you have seen more cinematics of ep. 2 you realize why I don't want you calling me Rubedo anymore.

Jr.: Right. So should I call you Gaignun Jr. then?

Gaignun Jr.: Yes. But G-Jr. is much easier to type!

Jr.: OK. I'm glad we aren't arguing anymore.

Teacher: I'm not dead.....can someone help me?

G-Jr.: Well, I have to do something, Gaignun won't return my messages.

Jr.: Yeah. This class sucks. The teacher doesn't do anything.

Teacher: Kill.....me.

Jr.:I officially call this class dismissed.

*Jr. and G-Jr. walk out of the classroom when suddenly

G-Jr.: What's that?

*pig knocks G-Jr. in the head

G-Jr.: Damnit! What the hell?

Jr.: They're flying pigs. Must be SOM. Only he can come up with something so random. I wonder where my bro is?

G-Jr.: I want to find MOMO and get out of here.

Jr.: You need to chilax G-Jr. You won't be leaving for a while.

G-Jr.: Why not?

Jr.: Cause [Xenosaga 2 spoiler stuff], and he'll never find you here.

G-Jr.: Damnit!

Jr.: I know!

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I need more people. My teacher sucks and I can't talk to myself FOREVER!!!! >_<

[vanman]

everyone will rue the day that you could pick a random character to bring with you(Amelia will bring you ALL to justice!)
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*on the way to art class*

vanman: I don't really know how I got here and why I'm in highschool again, oh well...*shrugs*

all I know is that I must continue my quest to save bishonen from their fangirls, it is my eternal quest!!!

Amelia: What a noble and wonderful quest! It moves me to tears...

vanman: AAARRRGGHHH!!!! Where did you come from?!><

Amelia: Oh, I've been going to school here for awhile now....hey! Stealing lunch money is EVIL!!!!*see's random bully taking money from a freshman*

Stealing is EVIL and EVIL must be punished by the flames of Justice!!!!!*Flames of Justice smolder in her eyes*

vanman: Exactly!!!! Punish the evil, Amelia!!! I shall aid you!

Amelia: Feel the fist of Justice!

"KABOOMM!!!"

*kid goes flying down the hallway*

vanman: That was amazing! I feel that we should work together for the sakes of both our quests, what do you say?

Amelia: That would be a great idea, but first, don't you think we should get to art class?

vanman: oh, yeah....OMG! We're late!!!!
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fear the power of Justice ;D