SKU RPG To The 3rd Power!

[mushin]

*cough* To many jokes...XD;;

*happy dance* 50th post!! YAY!!!

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Mushin: Little egg...T___T

Lyserg: T_T

Mushin: Hey! I know what to give resurie!

Lyserg: What?

*flames come out from Mushin's space pocket*

Mushin: ^___^

Lyserg: Now what?

*a large read claw sticks out of her pocket and she pulls it out*

Lyserg: HAAAAOOOOO!

Hao: Who woke me up?

Mushin: ME! Anyways, come with me....^___^

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Myeh, that was short...XD

Hao: Okay...

[Dessa]

**Dessa looks up from her dance**

chaos: Is that Spirit of Fire?

Dessa: I think so...

**looks around**

Dessa: HEY RESSY-CHAN!!!!

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res, you don't mind if I call you "Ressy-chan", do I?

[resurie]

Dessa said:

res, you don't mind if I call you "Ressy-chan", do I?

Of course I don't mind. XD I think it's cute. ^_^

Umm...o_O Must think of something...

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resurie: *stops* Ah? o_O What is it Dessa-chan?

Dessa: Look! The Spirit of Fire! That could only mean one thing!

resurie: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Dessa: Yea---errr wait... what??

Gaara: Not me.

resurie: T__T

Dessa: No, it means Hao must be close by!

Gaara: Hao? Sounds conceited...

resurie: XD HAH!

Dessa: Eh?

resurie: He must be here because I betrayed him! O_O!

Dessa: Betrayed him?

resurie: Yes...>>;

*Mushin shows up with Hao and Lyserg...because he's with her too... o_O*

resurie: o_o;

Hao: resurie? Crap! *trys to run*

Mushin: *grabs Hao* You're a present! You can't run! >O

Hao: o_O

Gaara: ......

Dessa: Erm...

resurie: Present?

Mushin: Yep! ^__^ Hao is a present for you!

resurie: .....there must be some sort of catch....

Mushin: Oh, just one...

resurie: o_O?

Mushin: Opacho's gone missing so Hao has a new friend!

resurie: He does?

Hao: I do?

Mushin: Yep! ^_^ *pulls puppet out*

Bukake Puppet: I LIKE BUKAKE!

resurie: ACK! O_O

Hao: What the fu--?

Gaara: Not again...

Dessa: Bukake...?

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What will happen now?! x_X Teh evil bukake puppet has returned~~!!

And anyone can write Hao out. XP He's not my character. XD He's just a present from Mushin...apparently...o_O#nosmileys#nosmileys

[Secretofmana]

Dark Lord: Now today..........HEY!!!! MY CLASS IS GONE!!!!

Link: SEEYAAA!!!!!! ;D

Som: (Hears screaming in distance) 0_o

Bukake Puppet: I LIKE BUKAKE!!!!

Resurie: (Starts spazzing in Som's face) AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Som: (whips out a cross and slices the puppet in half)...........

Mushin: (trying to sound like Hao) NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! My best friend is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hao: He is?

Mushin: Now you will never get me, Teh Great Hao, as a present!!!!

Hao: She won't?

Som: She will.

Bukake Puppet: I....LuRKe........BuKA-

Som: ( destroys it)............ ;D
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I got to be a hero.......for once. Soon, everyone will make me say mean things again......-_-

[Jr.]

I'm so lost!! XD
Sorry if this has any Xeno 2 spoilers. I'll try to keep this non spoilerish!! It's so hard after playing this game!!
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Jr.: Class is over?

G-Jr.: We didn't even have a teacher. This blows I'm leaving your RPG.

Jr.: It's not up to me.

G-Jr.: Who's it up to?

Jr.: The Sour Man!

Sour Man: (looks around G-Jr.) BOOGA BOOGA!

*Sour Man nods his head

Jr.: Okay you can go. And here's some sour Skittles too!

G-Jr.: Thank goodness. This place is crazy. And I know crazy.

Jr.: I don't blame you. Can you send another Xenosaga character back when you go?

G-Jr.: (evil grin) sure! (disappears)

*In comes Albedo from 14 years ago

Albedo: RUBEDO!!!

Jr.: @_@!! WHA?!

Albedo: (clinging to Jr.) Don't leave me Rubedo!!

Jr.: ? Uhhhh okay.

Albedo: We should get to class Rubedo. I hear that there are flying steaks and bukake's!!

(group finds Dessa and resurie with their friends)

Dessa: IS THAT?!

chaos: (you aren't allowed to type me Jr.)

Mushin: Who's this guy?

Dessa: ALBEDO!!

Albedo: Don't you touch Rubedo!! I'll kill you if you even touch him!!!

resurie: eh?

Dessa: I know. Freak! What is he doing with you Jr.? I thought you were with the real Rubedo.

Albedo: The real one? (looks at Jr. suspiciously)

Jr.: I...AM...the real Rubedo! (SHUT UP DESSA!!!)

resurie: Oh well. Hao will be here soon and we'll all die!! =D

Jr.: =D?

Albedo: It's U-DO!!!

Dessa: -__- What?

Jr.: (looks up) Dammit! It is U-DO!!

resurie: U-DO?

Dessa: Well, this is great. First we have SOF and now we have U-DO. This is starting to not make sense.

(anvil falls on Albedo's head)

Jr.: ?

Albedo: (regenerates) Ahh. That hurt. Sort of!

Everyone (but Dessa and Jr.): @_@!!

Dessa and Jr.: (sigh)
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Whew. Sorry if I made too many ep.2 remarks. I just love this game and I have to share it with everyone!! XD

[Secretofmana]

Sour Man!!!XD That was the best commercial reference ever!!
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Som: It's U-DO!!!!!! But how is something the size of a planet right above our school?

Jr.: And who is controlling them?

Everyone: They're being controlled?!?!?

Jr.: Yeah............

Everyone: But by who?!?!?

Sour Man: BY ME!!!!!!!!!!

Dark Lord: NO, BY ME!!!

Batman: NO, BY ME!!!

Henny Penny: THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!

Everyone:............

Henny Penny: Oh wait.... I mean, IT WAS DONE BY ME!!!!

Batman, Dark Lord, Henny Penny and Sour Man: (all start fighting about who did it)

Jr.: Oh, for the love of- (whips out guns and obliterates them all using ultimate Mod power)

Som: That solves that! But now, we must all refer to each other using faces. I'm -_-, Jr.'s , Resurie is , Mushin is ;D, Bluehairedhorofreak is , Dessa is , chaos is , vanman is *_*, and Lovely is . If I failed to mention anyone else, invent your own smiley name! Or else........

Random: Or else what, SOM!?!?! ( explodes)

: Uh oh............

Everyone: -_-.............

-_-: Yes? What is it?

[resurie]

Err...XD I doubt the smiley thing would be easy to remember...o_O;;; ^_^;;

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resurie: Dude...I'm just confused now...but at least the Bukake puppet is gone! ^_^

Mushin: Or is it?

*strange music plays*

resurie: o_O?

Gaara: This is stupid.

Hao: I agree.

Dessa: What are we supposed to do now?

Jr.: Erm..o_O We can...uh...

resurie: I say we kill the Bukake puppet!

Gaara: It's dead already.

resurie: But Mushin keeps bringing it back to life!

Mushin: *chanting some sort of reincarnation spell XD?* What? No I'm not. =D

resurie: o_O;

SOM: Why isn't anyone using the smileys?

resurie: I'll get too confused doing that. >< Anyone else can do it if they want. >>

Dessa: Umm...in case no one has noticed...we have the SoF and U-DO above us!!

Jr.: Dessa's right! We have to erm...do something! o_O?

resurie: Has anyone else noticed this isn't very school-like anymore?

Bukake Puppet: *alive again* I LIKE BUKAKE!!

resurie: DEAR GOD NO!! *runs*

Gaara: ........*follows*

*everyone looks at Mushin*

Mushin: What? o_O;; *twitch*

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This thing keeps straying away from being normal...XD;

[RyuLover67]

Come Ryu-chan.Class is over and I got Sunny pig!Bye Takei-sama.

Sunny*being hold by RL*:Oink! ^_^

Ryu:You're calling me 'chan' now?

Takei-sama:Goddbye Miss RL.I'll be here tommorrow for class.Tommorow is battle designs!

Yea! Thankie Takei-sama.And yes I am calling you 'chan' now,Ryu.It's cuter than 'kun'. ^_^Now let's go to our next class!

Sunny:Oink!

*On there way to class they see Mushin twitching*

Ryu:Is she okay?

Sunny:Oink?

Dessa:We hope.Why are you holding a pig RL?

Cuz he's Sunny and he's so cute like Ryu-chan!!! ^0^

Dessa:Ryu..-chan? 0_0

Ryu:Cute like me?Is that a good thing?

Uh huh.That's a good thing! ^_^
Now can you tell me where home ect. is?That's are next class.

Bukake Puppet: I LIKE BUKAKE!

Ryu:WTF?! 0_o!

Sunny:Oink!!! 0_o

AHHHH!!! WTF IS THAT THING!? TEH SCARY!!!

Others:OWWW!!!OUR EARS!!!><

Bukake Puppet:BUKAKE DOESN'T LIKE THIS!AHHHH!!*runs away in resiure's direction*

Mushin:Wait for me!!Come on Hao!*drags Hao*

Hao:=_=;;;

Jr.:Did RL stop screaming yet?

Dessa:She did.Girl you gotta stop doing that.

Sorry.It least it got that scary puppet away from me.So which way is home ect.?

Jr:Down the hall 3 doors to the left.

Thankies! ^_^Come along Ryu-chan>COme along Sunny.*the trio walk to class*

Meanwhile....

resuire:AHHHHH!!!! iT'S AFTER ME!!! 0_O

Bukake Puppet: I LIKE BUKAKE!*chases after resuire*

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Couldn't help myself.Sorry.It's too funny!

#nosmileys

[Bluehairedhorofreak]

BHHF: *falls asleep in History of 4kids class*

Horo: Boorrring...class..can't..stay..awake....

Ren: zzZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzz *snore* ZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz

Mr. *insert random name here*: So that is how they got Shaman King!

BHHF: *hears screaming* YEEK!! Who screamed?

Horo: You.

BHHF: No, I mean outside.

Horo: Dunno.....

BHHF: Let's go. *grabs Ren and Horo and gets the heck outta there*

BHHF: *trips, falls flat on her face and get run over by someone yelling something about bukake* Huh?

Horo: *walks past, dragging the sleeping Ren*

Ren: *snore* zzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZ

Horo: Yells, "Milk!"

Ren: Huh? Milk? Where?

BHHF: It's okay. I'm not here. Ignore me. *gets run over by Mushin chasing resurie with a puppet yelling, "BUKAKE!" Hao, the SoF, and everyone else.*

Ren: Where's the milk?

[mushin]

XD Oooh lalalala

I AM BACK!! >=D Here to cause more chaos and destruction..No..Wait...;

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*Mushin is currently running in the halls accompanied with her sidekick, Lyserg and Hao...A gift now useless XD*

Mushin: >=D I shall rule this school...I shall be the principal, Lyserg for vice-principal, Hao a...uhh...janitor, and Bukka-sama (Yay! A name for the puppet! XD) for the secretary!! XDD YAY!

Lyserg: YAY!! ^___^

Bukake puppet: YAY! BUKAKE~!! >BD

Hao: Why am I a janitor? =_=;;

Mushin: Cause I can't use you anymore...

Hao: What? But but but...

Mushin: Fine, you can be the special events officer dude..

Hao: Yay? =_=;

Mushin's gang: YAAY~! ^___^

*Mushin and her crew invade the principals office*

Mushin: Yo ho y'all! THIS IS TEAM JUSTICE!!! We are gonna turn this place in to the most coolest school ever!!

Principal: Team wha--AHHH! *principal gets dragged away by the Spirit of Fire*

Mushin: >=D Eat it...

Hao: Hey, that's my line...O__o

Mushin: TOO BAD! ^___^

Hao: T___T

S.O.F.: *weird crunching noises*

Lyserg: Eww..=_=;

Mushin: Now *speaks into the microphone* Okay people...today, I Mushin, own school..Today's schedule is...Uh...Lunch for the rest of the day..^__^

Random Kids in Mushin's class: WOO! THAT TWITCHING GIRL WAS TEH KEWL AFTER ALL!!!!11one

Mushin: *turns off the microphone* Oh wait..One more anouncement...

Mushin:*turns the microphone on* Will resurie please report to the principals office? Thank you..

Lyserg: Oooh! What are we gonna do this time?

Mushin: I dunno...How's about plan B.:Tourture?

Hao: Poor resurie..=_=

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*Meanwhile in the secretary's office*

Person in the phone: May I please speak to a professional?

Bukake puppet: I LIKE BUKAKE!! I LIKE BUKAKE!!!

Person in the phone: Good for you sir, but can I please talk to someone who knows more about the school than bukake?

Bukake puppet: IN NAGASAKI!! THEY LIKE BUKAKE!!

Person in the phone: Sir...=_=;;

Bukake puppet: In Nagasaki, they go spunky for your love...

Person in the phone: I didn't need to know that...=__=""

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Yay, I rule school...Ph34r! Ph34r! XDD

Okay...*waits*

[Bluehairedhorofreak]

BHHF: ?

Ren: So, now it's lunch, can I get milk?

Horo: LUNCH!!!!

Mushin: MWUAHAHA!! ^___^

[Dessa]

Jr, I didn't mean that you can't write chaos, I just meant that no one could take him, since he stays with me (of course).

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**Dessa, Jr, and chibi-Albedo are standing around, since everyone else has deserted them, looking up at U-DO and SoF**

Dessa: So, what are we gonna do about them?

Jr: I don't know... what are we gonna do about this idiot clinging to my arm?

chibi-Albedo: Don't leave me, Rubedo!

Jr: *sigh* chaos, what do you think? **realizes chaos isn't there** chaos?

Dessa: Where did he go?

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Meanwhile...

chaos: So, Hao, remember that favor you owe me?

Hao: Which favor?

chaos: The one from back on page 8 or so of the old RP thread, when I gave you the pants replicator?

Hao: Oh yeah, that one! You gotta remind me of these things sooner... otherwise they turn into more plot holes in this sorry excuse for an RP.

chaos: Yeah, I know... I try keeping to keep this thing sane and with some semblance of plot, but it's not easy when no one wants to cooperate.

Hao: Tell me about it... so, your favor?

chaos: Well, I would ask for you to make Xenosaga Episode III come out sooner, but since I know you can't do that...

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Meanwhile again...

**resurie runs past the open door of the art room, being chased by the puppet**

Vanman: That was resurie being chased by that weird puppet!

Amelia: She doesn't like the puppet? I'll admit it is kinda scary.

Vanman: It is. And resurie is deathly afraid of it. Mushin is being evil and sicking it on her.

Amelia: That is an INJUSTICE! We must right it!

**Amelia drags Vanman after resurie and the puppet**

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wheee!! chaos and Hao were breaking the 4th wall!!!

And no, I still haven't figured out what chaos' favor will be, but I just wanted to bring it back up... still gotta work that out... without spoiling EpII...

[vanman]

yay! an excuse to be in the story again!
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vanman: let go Amelia, I can run on my own!

Amelia: *lets go of vanman* oh...okay! Lets hurry!

*runs after the puppet and Resurie*

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meanwhile...

bukake puppet: I LIKE BUKAKE!!!!

resurie: Nooooooo!!!!!!

*sudden booming voice across the hallway*

booming voice: pestering innocent people is the way of evil!

*another voice chimes in*

2nd voice: And evil must be punished!!!!!

resurie: who's there? *looks around frantically*

*spotlight shines down in the far corner of the hallway*

Amelia: You who would encroach on the will of Justice...now you will pay!!!

vanman: since you seem to be possessed by an evil spirit...we have a technique that seems most suited for you...take this!!!!

*draws out Hikari no ken*

bukake puppet: Bu...ka..ke..0_o???

Amelia: Ra Tilt!!!!!

*bolt of Power strikes Hikari no ken, growing it to enormous size...*

vanman: Now...disappear!!!!!

*slashes forward with Hikari no ken*

"KABOOOMMM!!!!!!"

bukake puppet: I...like....ugghhhh....

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since Ra Tilt only attacks Astral and incorporial creatures, the school and everyone else in the area should be okay^_^

[RyuLover67]

Meanwhile in Home Ect. class, the class was eating their lunch that they made in class.Well, RL,Ryu and Sunny were eating the lunch Ryu made for them.

Ryu:Did you hear a boom just now?

Sunny:*nodding his head*Oink!

Yeah I did.You think someone destoryed that evil puppet Ryu-chan?

Ryu:Maybe.Are you going to eat your octopus balls?

No you can have 'em.I'm getting full.Thankies so much for the wonderful lunch Ryu-chan!

Ryu:You're very welcome.Here Sunny eat these udon noodles.There good for you.

Sunny:Oink! ^_^

Now that I'm done, I'm gonna work on a little sewing project.*takes out sewing basket.*Here we are! ^_^

Ryu:Whatcha working on?

A Ryu plushie.*shows him a blank plushie with no face,no hair,and no clothes on.* I gonna make the hair your pre-Patch Villiage-before-Chocolove-hair.That's one of my favorite hairstyles.The clothes are are going to be your regualur clothes and I'm gonna sew on a happy face.And if I have time I'm gonna make a mini wooden sword for the little guy.

Ryu:Why do want to make a plushie outta me?

'Cuz ya cute and I'll have you whenever I am and I wanted one but they don't make them sadly.

Ryu:Umm...o////o...How long have you been working on it?

I think about two months now.I really got to finished it.I know!SUNNY PIG!PIG POWER!!

Sunny:Oink!*puts snout to head and transforms into a sewing machine*

Ryu:Why did you make him transform into a sewing machine?

So he can sew this plushie faster!

*Few mintues later*

KYAA!! It's done! I have a Ryu plushie!*poses*

Sunny:*poses too*Oink!

Ryu:Welcome on.We're all done eating and you finished your sewing project so let's find the others.

Coming Ryu-chan.*huggles plushie and Sunny*

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I really have been working on a Ryu plushie.I gotta finsih that thing.^^;;
#nosmileys

[resurie]

Omg....Bukka-sama! XDDD

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resurie: I've been freed from that damn puppet! XD Joy! Joy!!

Gaara: *randomly walks in*

resurie: Gaara! The puppet is dead~! ^__^

Gaara: .....Yeah....That girl who keeps bringing it back to life took over the school though.

resurie: o___O

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Meanwhile...

Mushin: What happened to Bukka-sama?! And where is resurie? o_o; I told her to come here!

Lyserg: Uhh...err..o_O Maybe the puppet was killed again?

Mushin: WHAT?! Damn...they keep killing Bukka-sama. = =;

Hao: *walks in*

Mushin: Oh! Hao! There you are! Have you seen Bukka-sama?

Hao: Who? o_O

Mushin: The puppet.

Hao: Oh, some guy and some crazy girl screaming about justice killed it.

Mushin: I knew it!! We must go find it's corpse and bring it back to LIFE!!! ....again.

Lyserg: 'Kay

Hao: = =;

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resurie: *looking for the principal's office* I think we're lost. = =

Gaara: Great.

resurie: Hey look! There's Mushin! I bet she knows where the principal's office is------ O_O;;

Gaara: ....

resurie: RUN!

Mushin: resurie! ^_^ *runs after with a sock, guess who~*

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xD Bukake Puppet is evilll. And for all we know, Mushin's gonna bring it back. XD I can feeeellll it. xD;#nosmileys