SKU RPG To The 3rd Power!

[Bluehairedhorofreak]

BHHF: *Watches resurie getting chased by a sock*

Horo: Popcorn?

BHHF: Thanks! ^__^ *eats popcorn and watches*

Horo: *also watches*

Ren: *watches while drinking milk*

[taoren33]

Spirit: *Shares milk and popcorn*

Horo: Hey! How come you weren't in class!

Spirit: Unlike SOME people, I was paying attention-

Horo: Geek.

Spirit: -to the beautiful landscape visible through the window.

Horo: Man, I wish I'd thought of that.

Ren: Ainu-baka.

Horo: Are you trying to start something?

Spirit and Ren: *Comparing schedules*

Horo: Are you listening to me?!

Ren: Not in the slightest.

Spirit: But in case you're done ranting, we have the same schedule.

Ren: Good thing I brought my lunch. I would rather die than eat the crap they're serving.

Horo: *Devouring said "crap"*

Spirit: How come Resurie's getting chased by a sock?

Ren and Horo: It's a long story...

[mushin]

Hey...Bukka-sama is innocent...>0

*cough*

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*Mushin suddenly turns back to her office while resurie and the others follow*

Mushin: Man, I didn't expect such a crowd...But what the heck...^_____^

Lyserg: What do you think...THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL BUKKA-SAMA!!!

Mushin: *gasp* And I wasn't here for this?

Lyserg: You were to busy at school and doing your homework

Mushin: Ahh...That is right...;

resurie and the others: O__o?

Bukake puppet: Man, dudes, why you all try kill meh? I TEH INNOCENT NOW! ME SECRATARY!! >B0

Mushin: You tell them! >=D

Bukake Puppet: I won't try scare teh resurie anymores...OTAY??

The others: Okay...

resurie: Otay...otay...XD

Mushin: Shush...>0

Lyserg: Hey, what happened to Hao?

Mushin: I dunno...He went with Dessa's little helper to somewhere...Oh well...He'll be back...

Lyserg: Or else we won't be the same TEAM JUSTICE! X3

Mushin: YAY! TEAM JUSTICE!! X3

Bukake puppet: BUKAKE!!! X3 *yay!*

The others: O___o?? WTF??!!??

Mushin: Yeah, Team JUSTICE ownz you all...you all remember thatOh yeah, I decided I only need resurie with me, and if you see Hao, let me know how he is doing...That may be all. *drags resurie and Gaara along and sets up a smoke bomb that was from her space pocket*

*the smoke bomb burst*

The others: That was a long speech...

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*Nearby the scretarys's office*

Mushin: Okay Bukka-sama, you can go back to work now! Don't worry, if someone tries to hurt you, use your bukake song to drive them off...

Bukake puppet: OKAY!!! ^___^

Mushin: Phew, now that is taken care of...

Lyserg: *to resurie and Gaara* Please wait here until the principal is ready...

resurie: Otay...XD

Gaara:....

Lyserg: Sankyuu ^____^

*few minutes later*

Mushiin: Okay resurie, you may come in...

resurie: Oh...Great

Mushin: kay, resurie *throws a stack of papers on er desk*

resurie: ?

Mushin: I want you to post these all over the walls...And I want you to make sure people READ THEM!!! >X0

resurie: Okay...O__o;;

Mushin: Also, since Hao is missing, you will be the special event office thingie for now..

resurie: What about Gaara?

Mushin: He can be your assistant.

resurie: YAY!! ^__^

Mushin: You can make your way over to the events office...Just right over here *points to a nice looking room to her right*

resurie: ^__^

Gaara:...

Mushin: Ahem *turns on microphone* May Spirit of the Ren and Bluehairedhorofreak please come to my office?

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Spirit: *drops her popcorn*

BHHF: *spills her milk* T___T

Ren and Horo: *stare*

BHHF and Spirit: *stare*

Spirit: Ren, you are coming with me...

Ren: Fine...*sips his milk*

BHHF: You too, Horo

Horo: Okay...*spills his milk* Aww man...;_;

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Mushin: Hey resurie, you posted up all the posters right?

resurie: Yup...

Mushin: Okay...

Lyserg: ^___^

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*Meanwhile in the Secritary's office*

Bukake puppet: I LIKE BUKAKE!!!

Pizza Delivery guy: I am sorry, we don't have that topping

Bukake puppet: I LIKE BUKAKE!!!

Pizza Delivery guy: I am sorry, but we don't have that flavor...

Bukake puppet: I LIKE BUKAKE!!!!

Pizza Delivery guy: I am sorry , but we don't have that flavor...

*This goes on for hours and hours*

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BHHF: Hey, Spirit, look at this sign...It says..."Join Team Justice"...What is that?

Spirit: Mushin's gang...

BHHF: Ahh...Who cares? *ignores the sign and walks off with Horo still crying over his spilled milk*

Spirit: *stares at the poster*

Ren: Let's go...*siiip*

Spirit: Okay...*drags Ren*

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Ohh...What will encounter BHHF and Spirit as they head over to the principals office?

And will Hao ever be found?

Will resurie be stable enough to work as a special events worker thingie?

By the way: From now on, Bukka-sama is just going to stay in the secratary's office getting calls from people and dialing peoples numbers...XD

[Dessa]

**Amelia and Vanman are walking down the hallways**

Amelia: **sees poster** Team Justice! Come, vanman! We must join!

Vanman: Yes! We must promote Justice!! (((ooc: gomen, van-sama...)))

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**Dessa, Jr., and chibi-Albedo are STILL outside**

**resurie comes up**

resurie: I have one of these posters left, you guys want it?

Dessa: What's it for?

**resurie hands them poster**

Jr.: Team Justice? What's that?

resurie: Dunno... ask Mushin.

Dessa: Nah... that requires work... and we probably should do something about U-DO and SoF...

**SoF disappears from the rooftop**

Dessa: Well, I guess just U-DO now...

chibi-Albedo: **squeezes Jr.'s arm harder** RUBEDO! Protect me!!!

Jr: Man, I can't wait for you to grow up... You may become an insane, homocidal maniac in the future, but at least you won't be a wimp anymore...

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**on the roof**

**chaos looks over the edge**

chaos: Well, looks like they've noticed SoF is gone, but are still distracted by U-DO and whatever's on that poster of resurie's.

Hao: Good... they they won't come looking for us, and we can get a break for once.

chaos: Yeah... and Mushin had better hope that Dessa doesn't catch that "little helper" comment... If I gotta say one thing about these fangirls, they do defend us nicely...

Hao: True.

[taoren33]

Spirit, BHHF, Ren and Horo: *continue walking to the office*

Horo: *crying*

Spirit: Haven't you ever heard the thing about not crying over spilled milk?

Horo: No...

Spirit: Here. *grabs Ren's milk and gives it to Horo*

Horo: Yay! ;D

Ren: You little!

BHHF: Easy, Ren. Remember what we practiced? Think of a deep. Blue. Sea. Deeeep Breaths....

[Jr.]

Dessa said:

Jr: Man, I can't wait for you to grow up... You may become an insane, homocidal maniac in the future, but at least you won't be a wimp anymore...

I wouldn't say wimp as much as spaz!! XD

[Secretofmana]

But what no one seemed to realize was that Som had mysteriously dissapeared!!!

Som: Where am I now?

Lovely: My lair!!!!!

Som: But I've been posting in your lair/website for the past 15 days!!!

Lovely: No, not that lair, my other evil lair!

Som: You failed to mention "evil" on your previous lair!

Lovely: DO YOU WANT TO BE BANNED!!!!!

Som: N-n-n-no, Great evil Lovely!

Lovely: Good! Now then, you are here because I need you to press that big red button over there!!! Once pressed, I'll travel to another planet while this planet explodes!!!

Som: Why can't you press the button?

Lovely: Xenosaga 2.

Som: Won't that get blown up with everything?

Lovely: ..........Oh.

Som: So can you send me back to the RPG?

Lovely: No. You know too much. (whips out guns)

Som: -_-

BAM!!!!

Lovely: Now to drop this body in the school grounds!

(shortly afterwards)

BHHF: Hey, it's Som! And he's been slightly shotgunned!

Spirit: Can someone be heavily shotgunned?

BHHF: No. So, who did it?

BHHF and Spirit: Jr.

Jr. (spills his milk) SAY WHAT!!!!
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So now Jr. has to find a way to prove himself innocent and find the real culprit! And I don't want this to end in one post. It would be nice if the mystery could stay for 4 pages.

Random: Can it have tea?

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[Jr.]

Jr.: personally I don't care if you think I did it! I'll shoot him again! (BLAM!!)

SOM: OW! ;_;

Dessa: Look. The bullet hole from before doesn't match the size as the one that Jr. just inflicted!

Jr.:

SOM: Grrr FINE! THANKS A LOT JR. FOR ENDING THIS IN ONE LOUSY POST!!

Jr.: (shrugs)

Albedo: You're the coolest Rubedo!

Jr.: ^^; Thanks!!

chaos: Umm Dessa? I'm bored!

MOMO: I'm so glad you weren't arrested Jr.!

SOM: WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Lovely: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

chaos: What about the other bullet holes Dessa?

Dessa: Oh. Yeah! -__- Fine. Let's SOLVE the mystery!

Jr.: Meh. I'll come along! I want to congratulate the shooter for a fine shot!

SOM: (Everybody hates me)

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We love you SOM. I really love your constant pleas to become a mod. Sorry for taking the blame off me but at least I kept the mystery going!! ^^;

[Secretofmana]

I thought I was dead?XD
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Jr.: So let's start looking for evidence as to who did it!

Som: I know who did it!

Jr.: Let's start at this fast-food place!

Everyone but Som: Good idea!

Som: I know who did it!!!

Jr.: This food tastes good........I mean........ is very good tasting evidence.......right?

Som: But I know who did it!

Jr.: Okay, now let's search at the store where Lovely was kidnapped in the first story!

Som:...........But I know who did it.............

Ashil: Hey! It's the dress Dragonwarrior and I were fighting over! (huggles dress)

Som: Since no one's listening to me......(goes looking for evidence)

[Dessa]

**thinks for a moment**

Dessa: Guys, wait a minute.

**everyone looks at Dessa**

Dessa: There's no way it could've been Jr.

BHHF: How's that?

Dessa: Because Jr., chibi-Albedo, and I have been sitting here watching U-DO for the past many pages.

Spirit of the Ren: Oh... yeah... I guess that makes sense...

chaos: Dessa! That's how we'll find who did it!

Dessa: It is?

chaos: All we have to do is figure out who's not here right now... I mean, it couldn't've been any of us, we've been here the whole time.

Dessa: Right? I mean, right! That's it!

[Secretofmana]

Jr. said:

We love you SOM. I really love your constant pleas to become a mod.

Awwww, thanks Jr.!

Edit: Once again, I forgot the RPG!
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Dessa: Cool, now using this logic, let's figure out who did it!

Som: Or you could ask me.

Dessa: Nah, too easy!

Som:-_-

[Jr.]

* The U-DO hits Albedo causing him to freak out

Albedo: AAAAHHHH!

Dessa: Um this is bad.

chaos: (sigh) We better run.

Jr.: Why?

Dessa: You are playign Xeno 2 aren't you? If you have been you shouldn't need to ask me such a silly question Jr.!!!!

Jr.: Sorry........OH YEAH! I remember now!

Albedo: (now with Crispin's voice and 26 yearl old appearance) MWAHAHAHAHA! Rubedo!

Jr.: @_@ AAAGGGHH!

Albedo: Hey it's U-DO!

Lovely: Albedo, let me just tell you that you would have made a great Faust in Mankin.

Albedo: Uhh thanks!

SOM: IT's Lovely! She's the one who shot me!!

Dessa: Hi Lovely. We're trying to figure out who shot SOM!

Lovely: Oh.......good luck with that. (disappears)

SOM: ;_;

Jr.: Umm we still have a problem here!

Albedo: (laughs insanely)

chaos: We have to get him out of this RPG!

Jr.: But it's not up to us!

MOMO: Who's it up to?

SOM: The Sour Man!!!

Sour Man: (I'm not going near that freak! )

Jr.: ;_;

[Secretofmana]

Som: I will save the day!! Yo, Sour Man, if you lead him away, you get 500 packs of sour skittles!

Sour Man: (no way! I'm out of here! Dissapears)

Jr: ................and we're screwed!

Lovely: Shoo, evil Albedo!

Albedo: No! (dissapears)

Everyone: Lovely saved the day!!

Lovely: What's more, Som's the one who did the crime! He attempted to frame me after shooting himself!

Som: W-w-w-WHAT!!!!!! I DIDN'T-(remembers Lovely saying BANNED!!) I mean, yes I did do the crime!

Everyone: LE GASP! TES EVIL!

Jr. and resurie: (take Som to court)

Som: -_-

Lovely: (in evil lair) MWAHAHAHA! Everything is going according to plan!!! No one will think I did it because I got rid of Albedo!

[vanman]

vanman: something strange is going on around here...

Amelia: what do you mean? The explosions and insane laughter? Help me put up this poster. *places Team Justice poster on wall*

vanman: no...about this whole Team Justice thing...I don't think that this team really stands for Justice at all! Remember, these are the same thing that sicked the Puppet on resurie, and then there are the strange noises coming from the principal's office...I think something's afoot. *suspicious glance*

Amelia: but...they said they were Team Justice! No one evil would ever say that they stood for Justice, and secretly be evil! That would be confusing. *~*

vanman: I know! But something's not right...let's go tonight, at midnight, and try to sneak into the principal's office, we'll get the evidence we need, and Justice will prevail!

Amelia: Ah, I see! *flames of Justice burn brightly in her eyes*

chaos: uhh, guys, what about the other mystery, you know, about SOM getting shot and all....

vanman: AGGGGHHHHH! where did you come from?!

chaos: everyone keeps putting me in places I shouldn't be...first I was still on the roof talking with Hao, and then I was with Dessa and Jr...so I guess I can be here as well. ^_^

vanman: oh, well. But none of that matters! Tonight, let's pull this off, you Amelia, and I! We'll get to the bottom of this!

chaos: uh, how did I become a part of this? 0_o??

[Secretofmana]

Inside the courtroom.........

Judge: Court is now in session, dudes!!

Som: .............-_-

Judge: Yo, let's have the offence spit their piece, a'ight!

Jr.:Som admitted he did the crime!

Judge: Yo yo yo, I guess this means he will be executed in five days, a'ight! Court's adjourned, y'all!

Som is sent to prison to await his death.

vanman: (pops in through vortex) Here, have a muffin!

Som:-_- Thanks...............
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Okay, I want this to be in real time. In other words, 5 actual days from now at around 5:40 PM, My RP character will be executed if you can't prove his innocence! And no silly proof! Oh yeah, and you can't write me, either.

Edit: Also forgot to mention that I'll be posting once in the RPG everyday explaining my adventures before execution!XD

Anybody here?