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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 23, 2005 19:04:07 GMT -5
.....Don't do that. Your're already dead........
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 23, 2005 19:26:25 GMT -5
Not in this scenario! ;D Sorry if that was snarky.  |
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 23, 2005 23:04:40 GMT -5
Anyway, back to the RPG
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BHHF: Hmmm......I need a job, where do I find a job?
AE(my alter ego, if you don't know. Also my spirit ally in the Shaman Tournement): Why don't you just latch on to the next person that posts?
BHHF: I don't know.......wouldn't I annoy them?
AE: As long as you have a job......
Horo: *pops out of nowhere* Why don't we get jobs as taste testers? ^___^
BHHF: ^^; You can do that, if you want....By the way, where's Ren? I thought he was with you.
Horo: He went to buy milk.
BHHF:........oooo.....kay.........
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MWUAHAHAHA!!! I shall latch on to the next person with a good job!
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Post by taoren33 on Mar 24, 2005 17:14:23 GMT -5
Ren: *returns from buying milk with Spirit in tow*
Spirit: Hey! Where have you guys been?
BHHF: Trying to find jobs...
Spirit: Same here. *bright idea* We could be Zombie Hunters!
Ren: But WE could get killed.
Horo: Coward.
Ren: Am not!
Horo: Are too.
Ren and Horo: *glare*
Spirit and BHHF: ^_^; Thinking: *they're cute when the argue...*
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 24, 2005 19:09:16 GMT -5
BHHF: So we're gonna be Zombie Hunters? Ren: I SAID we're going to be killed! Spirit: *thinking* aww......so cute! Horo: Can't we just do what I said originally? *pout pout* BHHF and Spirit: Must...resist...urge...to...glomp.....*sqeal and glomp* AE:  ........  Ren: .........I SAID WE'RE GOING TO GET KILLED, IS ANYONE LISTENING?!? Spirit: *also glomps Ren* Horo and Ren: Can't......breathe.... |
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 24, 2005 19:23:42 GMT -5
Som: (hears noise in distance) Another zombie, huh? Nothing my CHAIN GUN can't handle!!!!!!
Zombie: (at Robo-Cola machine) B-B-BRAISGHFFHFNS!!!!!!!
Machine: We do not have that order! Have a good day!
Zombie: BRAIGFGFDRDRDDS!!!!!!!!! YFYTUFYU!!!!!! WEIRDALYANKOVICHISCOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Som: (Whips out turkey puncher) DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zombie:AGHHHGGDDDXXDFS...............................................
Som: MWAHAHA!!!!!! (whips out chainsaw and turns it on, ignoring the fact he's sawing through the roof) HAHA-(roof falls on himself) OOF!!!!!!
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A short while later.............
Jr.: Hey! Som's been murdered again!
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Tee hee!
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 24, 2005 19:30:31 GMT -5
BHHF: *hears the falling roof and stops glomping*
Horo: *gasp gasp*
BHHF: Som?.........Got crushed?.........By the roof?.........*goes back to gloming Horo*
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 24, 2005 20:13:42 GMT -5
Som: (wakes up and realizes everyone has left him for dead) Hmmmmmm......... this gives me the element of surprise! Now then.............. I must find a way to kill Deus ex Machina! chaos: And you expect to do that........... HOW?? Som: EEEEEEEK!!!!!!! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?  ? chaos: (points to a post) Som: Oh. chaos: And why were you freaked out by me when you've been attacked by zombies for the past 8 hours?? Som: No matter!!!! On to the next level!!!!! chaos: Sigh...........(dissapears) Som: (finds a living person) HI!!!!!! Dude: W-w-w-w-w-who a-a-are y-y-y-you? ? Som: Sigh............. no one............ All of a sudden........ A DEMON SKULL APPEARS!!!!!!!!! Dude: ARGGGGHHHH!!!!!! (turns into zombie) Som: Sigh.........(lifts up chainsaw) A short while later............... Evil Lovely: So, Deus, how's the ultimate plan going along? Deus: (listening to original Chimi Chimi Moryo song) CHIMI CHIMI MORYO! CHIMI CHIMI MORYO! Ku- Evil Lovely: Listen to me!!! Where did you get that song,anyway? Deus: From one of your comparisons, great one! Evil Lovely: Hmmm.......... well anyways- Deus: CHAPU CHAPU SHITA- EVIL Lovely(in true form): DO YOU WANT "it" TO HAPPEN TO YOU?!?!? (refering to her pet) Deus: NO, GREAT ONE!!!! Evil Lovely: Good........... now to put phase 67/ Pure Som into action!! Deus: (I don't wanna be "talky meat" to her pet!) A while later.......... Som: HUH?? Who's there?? Som???: Yourself! Som: You're me!!! Som2: Precisely!!! Now then, we need to talk! Som: About what?? Som2: Listen, you must join up with me! Som: Som2: I am with Evil Lovely!! Why don't you join? You have nothing to lose! Plus, you'll get an oppuritunity to kill Deus! Now then, we must fuse! Som: And betray my friends? Never! Som2: Humph! (takes a bite of his muffin) Som: Humph! (takes a bite of his muffin) Split Screen reaction as the two Som's charge at each other! But they fuse when they collide! Som: (Now looks absolutely 100% eviler) MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BHHF: Did you hear that? (glomps Horo) Ren: Hear what? BHHF: I was probobly imagining things! But I think something bad's about to happen......... _____________________________________________ The RPG takes a turn for the serious with my longest post ever! |
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 25, 2005 3:27:42 GMT -5
BHHF: *hears manatic laughing* .......C'mon, let's see who's interrupting our glomping. *drags Horo*
Spirit: Okay! ^__^ *drags Ren*
Ren: I'm telling you, we are going to be killed! >_<
They walk until they see
EvSom: *Kicks down a wall* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
BHHF, Spirit, Ren, Horo: .........?
Horo: Why're you kicking down that wall?
EvSom: -HAHAHAHAHA...huh? What do you mean why I'm kicking down this wall? I'm kicking down this wall because I'm evil! MWUAHAHAHAHA-
BHHF, Spirit, Ren, Horo: .........?
Ren: Why are you evil?
EvSom: -HAHAHAHA.....huh? I'm evil because my evil side and I collided! That's why I'm evil! MWUAHAHAHAHA-
BHHF, Spirit, Ren, Horo: .........?
Spirit: How did you get an evil side?
EvSom: -HAHAHAHA.....huh? I got an evil side because EvLovely Sent my evil side to collide with me! That's why I have an evil side! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA-
BHHF, Spirit, Ren, Horo: .........?
BHHF: Why did she send the evil side?
EvSom: -HAHAHAHAHA.......huh? Of that, I haven't the faintest. MWUAHAHAHA-
BHHF: So I guess that means we have to go see why EvLovely sent EvSom's evil side!
Spirit, Ren, Horo: Yeah!
Ren:.....First, I need more milk.
So they leave EvSom to his Mwuahaha-ing.
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Post by taoren33 on Mar 25, 2005 5:36:12 GMT -5
Spirit: Ummm... we haven't the faintest idea how to get to EvLovely's lair, remember?
BHHF: Not a problem!
*they are all magically whisked away to what resembles a giant shrine to Zinc-kun.*
Horo: Are we there yet?
Ren: Only one problem. THIS IS RP LOVELY'S LAIR!
BHHF: Right... *shrugs shoulders* okay then, we are officially screwed! ;D *Resumes the Horo glomping*
Horo: When will it end?! *secretly likes it*
Spirit: This is going nowhere...
*they are magically whisked away to-*
Horo: Are we there yet?
Ren: WE'LL GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!
Besides, I told you all already, we're going to be kill-
Spirit: *glomps*
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 25, 2005 6:29:13 GMT -5
EvSom: MWAHAHA-Hey! Where is everyone? How dare they run off like that! GRRRRRRRRRRR...............(kicks down some more walls over zombies............. When all of a sudden...... THE SONG OF NEPHILIAM PLAYS!!) W-w-w-what is this song? Aha-play it-ahaha-some more!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! (starts blowing stuff up)
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Post by Jr. on Mar 25, 2005 15:25:19 GMT -5
Albedo: I have to go now Rubedo!
Jr.: I know........ (Xeno 2 spoiler)
Albedo: (MASSIVE SPOILER)
Jr.: Okay. Now who will I summon next? Wait......that song!! THAT SONG!! SOM NO MATTER HOW EVIL YOU CAN BE, YOU HAV JUST CROSSED THE LINE!!
MOMO: Som forgot about me.
Jr.: MOMO? The song.....MOMO you have to get out of here.
MOMO: Why...........AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! (starts going insane)
Jr.: SOM!!!! >_<
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 25, 2005 16:30:09 GMT -5
Som: MWAHAHA!!!! (cuts off his head and yet his head magically.......floats!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Jr.: When'd you get here? Som: HAHA-Just-HAHA-NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jr.: You aren't very good at playing the role of insane kid. Som: You think? Well, I'm no Crispin Freeman! MWAHAHAHA! Jr.: Sigh........(whips out guns) SAYONARA, BABY!! Momo: HAHAHA! (whacks Jr.) Jr.: OW!! chaos:................... Som: HAHAHAHAHA! chaos:..................... Som: HAHAHAHA!!!! chaos: Sigh......... better go get Dessa. Edit: Some more RP! Som: MWAHAAHAHA!!!! (is finally shot by Jr.) HAHAHA! That-HAHA-won't-GAHA-kill-MWAHHAA-ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All of a sudden, the song stops! Som: Huh?? The song stopped! That's good! Now I can spill some blood! Jr.: UGH!!! Som: Huh?? Oh, I have to go! My master calls! Jr.: ........................What? No dramatic final battle between me and Som? Som: That'll have to wait! Untill then..........(flys away) Everyone:...................Since when can he fly? |
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 25, 2005 18:52:20 GMT -5
EvSom: *Flys to the Zinc-kun shrine* EvLovely-chan why have you called me? MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!
EvLovely: I have a mission for you.
EvSom: What is it? MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
EvLovely: Go collect all the cookies on Earth.
EvSom:........We're on Mars......MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
EvLovely: On Mars, then.
EvSom: Yes, EvLovely-chan. *bows, then flys off to collect cookies*
Back where.......BHHF, Horo, Spirit, and Ren are
Horo: Wheeee!!! I'm flying!!!
Ren: We might crash into an airplane!
Spirit:........We're on Mars, we can't crash into airplanes....
BHHF: We're not anymore! *points to pink bubbles* We are now on Pink Bubble Planet!
Horo: Ooooh, bubbles! *pops a bubble*
Rainbow Colored Bunny: *comes out of nowhere* How dare you pop one of my precious bubbles!
Ren: Bunnies talk?
RCB: Yeah, I talk! This is my planet, and no one is allowed to pop my bubbles!
Mushrooms: Yeah, no one pops the bubbles!
Spirit: How bout we repay you with some milk? ^___^ *gives bunny Ren's milk*
Ren: NOOO! My milk!
RCB: Okay! That's a deal! Now no more popping bubbles!
BHHF: So how do we get out of here?
Mushrooms: You fly!
BHHF, Horo, Spirit, Ren: *fly to somewhere*
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 25, 2005 18:58:32 GMT -5
EvSom: I'm back, EvLovely-chan!MWAHAHA!
EvLovely: Good! Do you have the cookies?
EvSom: Yes! MWAHAHAHA!
EvLovely: Good! Now I can create.......... TEH EVIL COOKIE MONSTER OF DOOM!!!!!!!(lightning crashes)
Both: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hai guyz.
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