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Post by TakinawaTonfa on Jan 30, 2006 14:53:28 GMT -5
Weee, new week, new thread, new hilarious/interesting/WTF crap said by those around you  I'll start things off... "I understand they don't bother you unless you're dead."--Some guy said this on the news a while back, refferrring to the increasing population of vultures in my county. Let me tell ya though, there are a crap load of 'em, lotsa roadkill picked clean to the bone to. "Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee, this has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian."-- One of the "facts" about Chuck Norris."Miracle Spring Water absolutely free, because God wants me to give it to you."--One of my brother's away messages Remember that time that guy with the afro threw a frozen bicycle at the shrimpy reindeer dude with the big hat, and the reindeer dude doubled in size and pummeled him into the ground?
I do.
It was great. --My brother wrote this on my Facebook wall. Another reference to OP: Grand Battle Rush! "How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on TV that it's a spy satellite?"--George Carlin "Aside from the killings, we actually have a very low crime rate."--Former Washington D.C. mayor Marrion Barry "What channel is hiatus on? Are you making fun of me for speaking my feelings?"--Someone actually posted that on the 4kids forums. The poster had originally started a topic saying that everyone who complained about the dub is the reason that it pulled off 4kidsTV. The initial response was a flaming, and saying that One Piece was on hiatus. |
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
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Post by Ssteiny on Jan 30, 2006 17:42:41 GMT -5
this girl in my 3d design class was talking on her cell phone in the hall way during the break. I was in the room when she said
"He drinks bleach!" what the hell is she talking about.
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Post by Throes on Jan 30, 2006 17:47:37 GMT -5
Hahahahahahaha!!! What a loser. Wow, and I thought people couldn't get any dumber... "The topic sentence goes at the beginning of the paragraph." - My English teacher. My response was something like, "NO WAI!!!1!" (I always thought the conclusion sentence came at the beginning  Okay, so one of my freinds French teachers apparantly marks people late if they're talking when the bell rings, and the french teacher almost gave my freind a tardy because she was talking to the teacher (sitting in her chair). So I tells my freind, "The next time she does that, you need to smack her and tell her to get the f*ck out!" |
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Jan 30, 2006 23:27:13 GMT -5
"Stop hugging him! If you want him, break up with Ricky. Stop playing soap opera!" Elliot to Peggy, about her hugging Jeffery.
"I'm a hunchback!! :DDDDDDDD" Jasmine, utterly randomly
*random conversation*
Troy: Saying that you're random at random times is random!
Me: No, but if you say it's random, it's not random.
Troy: It is if you say it randomly!
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on Jan 31, 2006 19:55:33 GMT -5
a dialogue exchange between faust and ryu
Ryu: Faust-san, Du bist wie beatische als eine Toilette.
Faust: Ich bin keine Toillete!!!!!!!!!!!
(faust cuts off ryu's vitality)
Ryu: faust-san, you are as beautiful as a toilet.
Faust: I am not a toilet!!!!!!
Chance: This game is as hard as balls!
Me: Think about what you just said there.
After having a wonderful talk with my sweetie I asked chance:
"Did you enjoy listening to our cuteness?"
chance: "I was trying to play spiderman."
This is a little story/fanfic I made up about ryu when I was talking to jane on the phone.
when ryu was a boy, he was out wandering alone in the woods trying to find his"besto place."when all of the sudden the mexican fairy popped up and put a spell on his stomach. Ryu looked desperatly for a water closet when suddenly a toilet of gold appeared and spoke unto him saying "I am the besto toillete. sit on me and let go of your problems."
Ryu: Oh Besto toillete.
fear the sweetness.
Jane: You are a good person and you are blessed.
me: Because I'm with you.
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MetaKnight
Senior Shaman
You're gonna carry that weight...
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Post by MetaKnight on Feb 1, 2006 8:57:23 GMT -5
"I see dumb people... they're everywhere... and they don't even know they're dumb..."
This one I picked up while my dad was reading his e-mail. Someone had sent him a Sixth Sense picture involving a scene at the church. I won't deluge the details of who it was about... but it was pretty funny ;D.
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Post by kfttjdb on Feb 1, 2006 17:20:31 GMT -5
"At what point did you decide intelligence was overrated?"-My boss talking to one of my co-workers
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
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Post by Ssteiny on Feb 1, 2006 17:28:52 GMT -5
I took time today in 3-d design to quote my teacher during our critique.
"It's kind of like when I take the scouts out during dear season. I put a hankercheif in a scouts belt, tie a few twigs to his head, tell him to go out in the woods and bend over."-Edward hale.
Hale: how are they alike?
student: They're all part of the cube.
"I'm more of a cat person. They make good shotgun targets."-Edward Hale.
Hale pulls out a bandana: You're not gonna want to touch this. The boyscouts played steal the bacon with it the other night.
wearing bright colors on a golf course "gives rich white men the chance to look like pimps."
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Post by animeninjaNIPPON on Feb 1, 2006 17:31:01 GMT -5
"It's not gambling, it's endorsing." - Rocky (a kid in my Econ class), on having a specific "fundraiser" (I think it was a poker tournament; I forget)
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Ankari
Senior Shaman
Posts: 445
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Post by Ankari on Feb 1, 2006 17:42:41 GMT -5
"Its sexually attracted to fire...?"
'THAT WAS ONLY ONCE"
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Post by I change my name everyday! on Feb 2, 2006 8:32:09 GMT -5
"Yaoi, lemon later, eavesdropping, Sanzo is a virgin Yaoi"
I lol'd
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
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Post by Setsumi-san on Feb 2, 2006 11:50:18 GMT -5
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"- The Frenchman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(Yes, I am a huge fan of that movie.)
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"A room without books is like a body without a soul."-Cicero
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Post by kfttjdb on Feb 2, 2006 18:41:54 GMT -5
"Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. Catch up." -me quoting Sam Bussler and insulting a coworker at the same time.
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CrystalStar
Full Fledged Shaman
Mirelle-chan~!
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Post by CrystalStar on Feb 3, 2006 10:51:40 GMT -5
I come with a bucketload of quotes! If only I can remember them.
Science Teacher: That's how the lever- *drops ruler he's been balancing on his finger* SIT! Good ruler.
English Teacher: There could be a planet where the population is ruled by CATTLE! They wear straw hats, carry handbags and drive around in minis. And they could eat roast child for dinner.
Girl: How would you know?
ET (XD): I don't. But you never know!
Geography Teacher: And the winner is...
Kay: But how would you know if they cheated? The winner you're holding is a cheater! Cheater!
GT: And the winner is KAY!
Vicky: My brain is mush.
*Later*
Vicky: I can't remember... My mush- I mean, brain is mush.
Lauren: Where's Jennifer?
Twin (don't know which one XD): She's in a right state: Heel broke off her shoe.
There's another quote but it might offend some people so I won't type it. But yeah, all this happened today.
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Post by Lovely on Feb 3, 2006 15:38:40 GMT -5
An actual subject title on the AoD message boards:
"Good news for yaoi doujin artists: Brad Pitt gay in next movie "
XD . The thread itself is pretty funny and full of other good quote material too.
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