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Post by TakinawaTonfa on Mar 29, 2006 17:47:23 GMT -5
After a couple-o-days on hiatus, were back with a new thread:
"Some people may not have agreed with the decisions Chef has made these past few days, but let us remember that it is the fault of that fruity little club."
--South Park, The "Return" of Chef.
"How about being a good boy and massage your dad's shoulders for a while?"
--Goku, DBZ Budokai 3
"Remember how Ran-Fan took off her clothes? Her armpit was drawn extremely well. I beleive that you were the first person to draw the armpit that well."
--Eiichiro Oda in a conversation with Akira Toriyama (see One Piece Color Walk 1)
"Oh my God you guys....the Jamacian Triangle....it gave me the power to see into the past!"
--Vivi, Dub Piece
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Hana
Senior Shaman
Posts: 346
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Post by Hana on Mar 29, 2006 19:39:40 GMT -5
"So this week, we will all drop like dead butterflies..."
-friend says in anticipation of college acceptance/rejection week, starting tomorrow
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on Mar 30, 2006 9:25:48 GMT -5
"Iam the Bra Guardian!"-me in reaction to some girl(a friend of jane's sister) who tried to run off with her bra.
"Ramen, for all your mood swing quelling needs."-chance, my roommate.
"I am the funkyjewster!."
"Ah, the essence of juice giving goodness!" -chance.
"Michael Jackson juice for you!"
"Milk makes your bones strong!" -tao ren (jane, your gonna get it for that one, *tackleglompkiss*)
"Todd, would you care for a glass of grape juice?"
"man, what the f**k is juice?! I want some grape drink, baby."
"I don't think I've heard of grape drink. We have some apple juice."
"WHAT THE f**k IS JUICE?!" -Dave Chappelle.
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Shadowchan
Senior Shaman
I'm like a weed! A friendly weed!
Posts: 371
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Post by Shadowchan on Mar 30, 2006 19:58:32 GMT -5
"This hole has a lot of empty in it"
-My calc teacher, explaining how to do some complicated volume formula thing.
#1: So are you going to the NHS induction ceremony tonight?
#2: @#$%!! That's tonight! I completely forgot!
#1: Well are you gonna go?
#2: Nuu... Tell Mr. C. that I'll...uh...that I'll be busy washing...puppies....
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Post by Lovely on Apr 1, 2006 8:46:43 GMT -5
The following quote is from Suikoden V. Not really a spoiler because it happens fairly early on. It amused me greatly though ^^ . ---------------------- Princesses Bodyguard: No one's allowed to even touch the princess except for the king and the prince!
Princeses's suiter: Than I shall be the THIRD to touch her  !
Princesss: WHAT 0_o ?
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Post by hIkArI_x_fUwAfUwA on Apr 11, 2006 22:32:04 GMT -5
<In Abacus Class> Abacus teacher: Is Jeremy not here? Jake: YES!!! Ken: ?? Why are you saying yes so loud? Me: Chi-bi! William: *confused* Ken: That was random.... William: She is random.... Jake: *victory dances* William, Ken, me: 0.o <During school> Me: Varun! I haven't seen you in, what, 5 days? *holds hands out for hug> Varun: (mind you, he's a guy...) *hugs me back* Renluver: *just came* What happened? Me: I hugged Varun. Renluver: 0.o <Japanese class> Jake: *sits on Kevin* Kevin: (muffled) Gettroffme!' Jake: *gets up* BHHF: *looks at me and I look at her* HAHAHAHA! <At Disneyland (a week ago)- Haunted Mansion> Peggy: T_T This place makes me remember and regret the mistakes I made.... Peggy and me: *gets on the seat thingy* Announcer: (In a "creepy" voice) ....And remember to watch all you children! Me: What children, we're not old enough! Daniel, AKA D.T.: Phil is the child. Phil: HEY! Employee: SH! (It was a fun day at Disneyland, other than the fact is Mr. Arnold was called a fool by a middle schooler. |
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AF
Full Fledged Shaman
If you stare long enough, you'll see a giraffe.
Posts: 220
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Post by AF on Apr 23, 2006 7:31:12 GMT -5
Dillon: Good night, shnuckums.
Me: Don't call me shnuckums.
Dillon: Okay, shnuckums.
(An hour later)
Dillon: Good night, mom.
Me: ...good night, sonny.
The things that go on camping with the guys xD
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yashaboy
Full Fledged Shaman
Only emo kids bump on Autotopia.
Posts: 145 
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Post by yashaboy on Apr 23, 2006 18:54:06 GMT -5
I really don't have much, but this quote always seems to crack me up no matter how many times I read it. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein  |
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MetaKnight
Senior Shaman
You're gonna carry that weight...
Posts: 481
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Post by MetaKnight on Apr 29, 2006 15:12:03 GMT -5
In this one... I had let my elder sister borrow one of my Shonen Jump magazines... and this was how it went down an hour later--
Big sister: This makes no sense! This guy answered his own question before he asked it!
MetaKnight: What in the heck are you talking about?!
Big sister: That book you gave me to read! I couldn't understand it!
*both looks at the Shonen Jump*
MetaKnight: Er... you read it the wrong way...
Big sister: Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?
MetaKnight: Er... cause I thought you would have figured it out yourself from the "read this way" things at the corner of the page...
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Post by kfttjdb on May 4, 2006 6:12:42 GMT -5
The boyfriend: *shares information about himself to me he was never going to tell*
Me: *long dead silence* "Um, I have to go. Goodnight."
Needless to say, I'm freaked out.
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Post by Gus on May 5, 2006 14:44:57 GMT -5
Juan: Yeah, I just ate a bag of weed.
Me: The f**k?
Juan: Well, see, I quit smoking, but I had this whole bag of weed still! So, I like... y'know, I ate it.
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on May 5, 2006 14:52:24 GMT -5
Angry Roommate: JESUS f**kING EGYPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thoughts while waiting to get into midnight breakfast at my college's dining hall:
hmm they have a table line. I'll stay where I am. I didn't come here to get a table.
Me: LEEEEEEEMMMMMUUUUUUUURRRRRR JJJEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSS.
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Post by rikkuakinacrazy on May 5, 2006 15:52:44 GMT -5
My uncle: I'M NOT LATE! I come when I want to.
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on May 7, 2006 18:29:12 GMT -5
My girlfriend: There's a guy up the street who gives out boxes of soda on holloween.
me: You just said, "boxes of soda."
GF: OMG, boxes of soda.
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
Posts: 265
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Post by Setsumi-san on May 7, 2006 18:35:31 GMT -5
"If you want," said one girl with bright eyes,"I could show you the best brand for pie, and the different kinds they have." "Um, that's really okay, Setsumi-san,"Amidamaru laughed nervously while rubbing the back of his head, " Thank you for your offer though. It's very nice of you." -Yours Truly and Amidamaru, Falcon Strife's fanfic Beloved, Chapter 11 *** Friend: You haven't seen Brokeback Mountain yet?! Me: Sweetie, I've read buttloads of shonen-ai manga long before the movie came out. Why should I see another romance between two men when I have FAKE , Eerie Queerie, or Shaman King right here at home? Friend: There's no shonen-ai in the last title. Me: (mutters under breath) Guess you don't look at Amidamaru and Mosuke's relationship the way I do. Anyway, gimme one good reason why I should see it. Friend: Jake Gyllenhaal is in tight jeans. Me: I'm in! |
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