MetaKnight
Senior Shaman
You're gonna carry that weight...
Posts: 481
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Post by MetaKnight on May 11, 2006 13:27:51 GMT -5
<My big sister comes in while I'm watching a DVD>
Big sister: Hey, I thought you liked Harry Potter...
MetaKnight: I do.
Big sister: Well you watch those Lord of the Rings movies more than Harry Potter.
MetaKnight: Don't get me wrong, I love Harry Potter!
Big sister: *confused*
MetaKnight: I admit it, I hated Lord of the Rings, to me it was a Harry Potter rip-off. But recently I've grown fond of it...
Big sister: Why?
MetaKnight: *waits a while and then pauses on a certain scene* Orlando Bloom!!!
Big sister: ... *throws something at MetaKnight*
- yes ladies and gentlemen... I live in a Harry Potter household.
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on May 17, 2006 22:06:23 GMT -5
Sensei Heeg: I fear no man, just one woman.
My girlfriend had too much fun with the sloganizer, Naughty Sweetie!
Sloganizer: Marco screwing lyserg makes dreams come true.
my thoughts: oh god!
*averts eyes from screen, looks at girlfriend*
I have a friend who is a ninjafanbrat. She and some other girls joined the dojo(i do budo taijutsu, you can call it ninjutsu if you want to) I showed sensei, his wife and the ninjets pics of me and jane.
Ms. k: She is sooooooooo pretty.
(thoughts: she's beautiful)
ms.k and Ninjets: He's blushing!!!!!!!!!
Ninjets: he's still blushing!!!!!!
I have never blushed in front of that many people. I guess in a way I showed them that it feels good to be the luckiest man alive.
I have fun on the sloganizer too!
Sloganizer:«michael jackson juice, the secret of women.»
«michael jackson juice for your kids!»
Sloganized dedication to me and jane:
«Ssteiny and Innle it's a kind of magic.»
«Ssteiny and innle - as good as it gets!»
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
Posts: 265
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Post by Setsumi-san on May 18, 2006 18:10:09 GMT -5
"Why should the wise tiger follow his foolish cousin?"-Hadji Singh
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"It is against my religion to be eaten by reptiles!"-Hadji Singh
(again)
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(My brother and I are yakking in the kitchen when a rat runs across the floor.)
Me: AHHHHHH!!!!
Dad: (rushes in) What happened?!
Me: There's a huge, filthy, disgusting rat in here!
Dad: That's no way to talk abut your brother, sweetie.
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on May 21, 2006 14:02:06 GMT -5
Shannon: Fly, booger, fly!
Shannon (again): Hey, didja know that fart is microscopic poop?
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MetaKnight
Senior Shaman
You're gonna carry that weight...
Posts: 481
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Post by MetaKnight on May 24, 2006 13:11:28 GMT -5
These little gems are ones that I heard on the Yusuke: Rediscovered DVD outtakes reel... and the first almost made me not want to be a voice actor.
Justin Cook: First I congratulate to everyone who f$@ked up the line.
Christopher Sabat: (using Kuwabara's voice) ... without a care in the world, bet I'll bet that he still has a wish that he hasn't made yet to the Dragon Balls...
Once more: Sacrificing your life to save millions of others... I honor you but I have to take this call...
And again: ...As long as I take your hide along with me whan I go! So you'd better be ready to daaance, yeah!!!
*booked*
Oh yes, and looking back at Setsumi-san's "It's against my religion to be eaten by reptiles..."
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Miroku: It's irrational, it's impossible, it's against my religion...
(taken from Naraku and Sesshomaru Join Forces)
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