Shaman King Dub quotes

[ShiroiUsagi]

From episode 15:
Faust VIII: My dear samurai, I'm hiding nothing. It's only natural that I smell like a morgue. I try not to be more than an arm's length from my guardian spirit. This is Eliza, and I am a boneyard socerer.

Faust VIII (again): It's time to wake my sweet; I have some new friends that are just dying to meet you.

Oh, the beginning of three episodes of bone-related puns. -_-; Plus, 4KIDS said "dying"!

Actually, any quote from episode 15 could be posted in this thread... I mean, so much about Faust VIII revolves around death, and the fact that 4KIDS can't say the word 'dead'....

[Mikan]

Yeah, that reminds me!

Jun: *blah blah blah* ...the land of the no longer living...

*cracks up*

Let's give a hand to 4Kids and their overeager censors!

[ShiroiUsagi]

From ep. 13:
Trey: You're hardly eating.
Yoh: I don't know what's wrong with me. My stomach feels like it's about to erupt.
Trey: Hah! Yoh is so nervous he's got butterflies in his stomach! He's got the collywobbles!
Anna:Collywobbles?
Trey: That's right. They're tiny little demon spirits. Yahhahah! They love a nervous stomach!

What the collywobbles?

Ep. 9:
Yoh: So how'd you end up on the side of the road, anyway?
Trey: I'll tell you, but first there's something I have to do.
Yoh: Well what is it?
Trey: (sits up, grunts, and farts)
Yoh: Ah! No way man!
Ryu: Did everyone get out alive?
Morty: Wha-
Ryu: oh no Yoh!
Manta: He was siting too close!
Trey: He'll be okay in a couple of hours. Everybody always is.

I'm kind of surprised they kept that. But then again, this is the channel that aired "the Cramp Twins," isn't it?

Trey: I'm Horohoro, but everyone calls me Trey Racer 'cause I'm a big time board-head.
Ryu: A who?
Morty: Trey Racer?
Yoh: Sounds like a bus-boy racing trays to the kitchen!
Manta: Yeah, or a guy from a cartoon. (in a tune vaguely akin to that of the "Speed Racer" theme song, or maybe the "Jetsons" XD) Meet Trey Racer, here he comes with your lunch.

I laughed so hard at that. Just the way that Morty sings it XD At least the dubbers seem to know their name changes are rediculous.

Morty: And I'm Morty, the wise-cracking side kick.

XD

[Mikan]

I really need to watch the dub again before I post any more because I'll probably mangle the lines...

Morty: I want to be a doctor and kind of overdid it on the bandages...

What the hell...?

[ShiroiUsagi]

Yeah, I'm looking at the dub for the first time in ages. I'm looking for clips for an AMV, so in my quest, I find some... interesting moments which I had either missed, or forgotten about.

I was just watching a piece of episode 10, for example, and Muscle Punch asked Rio a question. Rio responded with "soda," requesting a drink, followed by an answer, but I at first thought he had said 'sou da,' Japanese for 'that's right,' or 'that's true.' XD That's not really a favorite quote or anything, just something that I had to watch twice XD

[Mikan]

I'm replaying the American version of Master of Spirits on my GBA, and this great conversation made me crack up:

Tao En: I cannot rest until I avenge myself! (or something along those lines)
Morty: *sigh* I can see where Ren gets it from...

I was laughing so hard...

[tamaharu10]

Rio: from my hair down to my feet. huh? more water please"

XD

[tamaharu10]

t's really simple it's under there.

Under where?

oo i just made you say underwear



lol

[yamikokoro]

This was just really random, in the 3rd episode.
Yoh: I hope you like strawberry ice-cream!
Amidamaru: Yes, it used to be my favorite.

They didn't have ice cream back then... -_-