Strange Things for Mankin Characters to Say

[Useless]

Ponchi and Konchi: We're not perverts.
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Marco: Mistress Jeanne, it is time for you to go into the iron maiden and accept atonement for the world's sins today.
Jeanne: Actually, I have a date with Horohoro, and I don't want to show up all bloody. Throw someone else in, it won't matter who.
*Marco shrugs and grabs Lyserg*
Lyserg: Hey, I only wore pants one time, when my shorts were being washed. Isn't this punishment going a little overboard?
Marco: You knew the rules coming in. PRETTY BOYS DON'T GET PANTS!!
*chucks Lyserg in*
(sue me, I'm a bit of a HoroxJeanne fan....)
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Amidamaru: Hey Mosuke, I broke Harusame again, can you fix it?
Mosuke: Whatever, just chuck it in the corner. I get to it eventually....

[Chii]

Tamao:WHAT?! You crazy fans think HORO-HORO is a good match for ME?!WHat the hell?! I only have one man in my heart and that is Ryu!

LOL. I'm actually a fan of TamaoXRyu ^^.
Yoh: I don't smoke weed.

[I change my name everyday!]

Marco: Boku wa Marco dane.

That would creep me out for a few minutes.

And another Marco line "Loli? nah. Shota? too young for me. Meene is looking good though.."

[kimaraoyamada]

Morphin: "I'm afraid of heights."

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Mikihisa: "Yoh... I am... your father!"
Yoh: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

(Sorry, that just goes back to something in my English class today. :3 )