Because Sometimes, You Just Need To Laugh...

[SquallHeartilly]

Funny quotes, pictures, and moments in anime and manga. Beware, spoilers abound.

There's one in the FMA manga where Ed had broken his automail and Winry chased him around with a chainsaw and in the next panel all you see is this censored thing and a pool of blood.

Then there's another one when Ed and Al got trashed in battle and Ed's automail arm was busted up and at the hospital, and Hughes called him a bratty, little midget.

One more!

Ed: I don't want to drink the white juice secreted from a cow.

Out of context, that sounds wrong on so many levels.

[Hana]

Funny quotes? There's a lot, so I'm only gonna mention the ones off the top of my head. I kno this has been mentioned way too much on the site, but.... "Funga fu fu!!!" xD

Also, in reference to this week's Shaman King, the end of episode 44 with pissed off Anna growling at Yoh gulfing down his ramen.

I'll try to keep the SK quotes down since we already have numerous threads for those...

FMA: I also really like all of Ed's "short" quotes. They're so randomly creative!

Ed: "Who are you calling small like a grain of rice and doesn't show up in your eyes??!!!"

Ed: "Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed?"

Everyone else: "We didn't say that much!"

hehe...

Naruto: "ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!!" (Both Kakashi and Gaara moments)

Episode 101: Where we have three different scenes of what Kakashi imagined would happen to him if he ate from the bowl that Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke treated him to. Kakashi knocked out and the gang going "SUCCESS!!" in such a hilarious way.

Puni Puni Poemi: (in parody of GTO) Nabeshin: "I shall be GDW: Great Director Watanabe!!"

Excel Saga: The "opera" scene at the beginning of episode 26. Can't really explain how funny it is unless you've seen it.

[SquallHeartilly]

Greed (to Ed while still in battle): I am still hard. Weird?

Another out of context.

[Konekone]

Hmmmm...

This scene from FMA:

(To get this: "Umareru=Born", "Uma=Horse")

"The baby is about to be uma-" "Horse?!" "UMARERU!"

Outlaw Star, after Aisha just killed one of the Seven:

"That really wiped me out." At this particular scene, she had just turned into her beast form, and so she was naked, on the ground. Make your conclusions!

Naruto:

Shika: Don't look down on our teamwork!
Naruto: Let's go!

Both jump towards Tayuya. Shika attacks first, to let Naruto get Tayuya when she's distracted.

Naruto: I'll kick your AAAAAAA- *jumps over Tayuya* -S! As if! Mission accomplished! BYE!

Tayuya: You fooled me! *gets SD white circles for eyes, and voice cracks a little*

[SquallHeartilly]

*loves out of context scenes...*

Lol.

Um, the ending theme for Excel Saga is pretty darn funny. That dog going please don't eat me.... That's a complete acid trip.

I love it when Armstrong starts to vogue, especially during battle. Everyone's just like: O.o; "Okay... Moving on..."

[Hana]

Nagurikorosu said:

*loves out of context scenes...*
Um, the ending theme for Excel Saga is pretty darn funny. That dog going please don't eat me.... That's a complete acid trip.

lol, ya i like the ending for Excel Saga too, especially on episode 26 where the Menchi and the "translator" switch places!! That was good.

btw, the Menchi (the dog) is actually asking to be eaten quickly, oddly enough. That's why the name of the song is Menchi No Bolero (So You're Going to Eat Me). I love how it sounds like a regular love song until the last two lines:
"If you're going to eat me, please do it soon, so this meat doesn't become too tough!" xD

[SquallHeartilly]

Whoops, something got lost in translation there. Heh.

You guys remember the manga scenes in the anime FLCL. The entire series was funny, but the manga scenes had me on the floor.

Especially when the father (or was it grandpa) was explaining something dirty to Haruka (sp?) and was making hand gestures.