If 4Kids Dubbed this...T.T

[zinc]

Evangelion Edits:

Also seen in "Fun With Screenshots 3".

First of all, the international edits:

Unit 01's Gun Change

Unit 01's Blood Edit

Misato's Cross, a la Mihawk

And finally:

[Necromancer]

What about if they had dubbed Trigun?

-pointing hands every where

- Wolfwood's gun and cufflinks would be edited into rectangles.

-The Gung-Ho Guns would become the Gung-Ho Dudes, or something.

- Knives is renamed Ned............*shudder*

- Wolfwood and Millie's relationship is scraped.

- Wolfwood's death is cut and every one's sad because he went for a walk and simply didn't come back.

- All the Gung-Ho Guns have gone to the 'shadow realm' for failing.

- Legato's death is cut, as well as the episode where Vash is emotionally broken from having to kill him.

- They scrap the whole last episode, deciding that kids didn't care if it had an ending or not.

[mikeyl]

metaknight said:

The entire thought that 4Kids could even get their dirty hands on another anime scares me. These guys could probably massacre Hamtaro if they got the chance!!! But here's some that would make me cry and kick if they did manage to get them:

Naruto *faints at the thought*:
*Kakashi's Make-Out Paradise will probably be turned into "Ninjas for Dummies" or something.
*They give Dub Usopp's voice actor to Naruto or Rock Lee >_<.
*They'd screw up all of Hinata's family story. You know, her father would be her uncle and Neji would be her half brother who hates her for no reason.
*Sasuke's brother would probably be turned into a live-in apprentice of the Uchina clan who just went beserk one day.
*One Thousand Years of Death will be edited... enough said.
*Blood will be edited out.
*Killing blows will only send you to the great 4Kids Hospital.
*Worse... you won't be killed... you'll just be sent to the Great 4Kids dungeon or something.
*That part where Kakashi accidentally killed Haku will be edited, then they'll put something stupid like "oh no! I knocked him into a coma!!!"
*Swearing will be removed.

Yu Yu Hakusho *shudders at the thought*:
*No one would die... they'd probably go to Limbo or something.
*Yusuke's Spirit Gun will probably be changed to the Spirit Slingshot or something.
*Togero's personality would probably be changed.
*They'd give Dub Usopp's voice actor to Kuwabara.
*They'd give Dub Len's voice actor to Kurama or Hiei.
*Genkai (bless her soul) would never have died... she too would have went to 4Kids' stupid hospital.
*Never mind that... Yusuke wouldn't have died. The car would have just knocked him out with its devastating soul removal attack.
*Blood will magically disappear.
*All of Kurama's crazy plant attacks would be toned down.
*They'd probably censor all of Hiei's bloody sword/ Black Dragon attacks while they're at it.

Well that's all for today... the stuff that I just brought up will probably give me nightmares for the rest of my life. See you later!

On Naruto, they'd probably just forget the first book completely. Why? There's the blood and the cursing, but mostly 'cause of the "Ninja Centerfold/Sexy no jutsu"

[MetaKnight]

I just thought of another one... Cowboy Bebop.

* The deadly finger would fly rampant.
* Spike's involvement with the Red Dragons would be edited.
* They'd probably turn Gren into a girl or edit his breasts all together.
* Spike would be smoking lollipops.
* Vicious' name would be changed to... Mickey or something like that.
* Instead of dying, people would fall into comas.
* Spike's gun would be changed to a phaser and Vicious' sword would be changed into a light saber.
* All of the alcoholic beverages would be changed either to soda or Power Juice.
* The Spike/Julia/Vicious triangle would probably be edited.
* Instead of living on her own, Edward would be living with her grandmother, a home for foster kids, or something.
* Andy from Cowboy Funk would become Spike's rival or fraternal twin brother.
* The last two episodes (The Real Folk Blues) would be edited like crap.
* Julia would be transported to the Great 4Kids Hospital after she was shot.
* Dumb jokes would be added in the most inappropriate times.
* Tank, the opening song, would be replaced by one of 4Kids' crap masterpieces.

[Takato]

If 4Kids dubbed Laputa, not only would the name of the movie be changed, they would also change Laputa's name in the movie itself to something like "the floating castle with great mystical powers!". All the names would be changed to English names and everyone would be given fake British accents expect for Pazu, renamed to Paul, who now speaks with a Brookyln accent since he'd be voiced by the same VA as Joey from the Yugioh dub. All of the music would be changed, but instead of hiring Hisashi Joe-san to compose the new musical score like Disney did, 4Kids would just use their own music composers to create some new generic cartoony music that would have no emotion at all or would just be recycled music from all of their other anime. Any guns would be edited out, so there would be lots of pointing fingers and gunless soldiers. Digital effects would be edited to the gunshots of the airships and the sound effects of the gunshots would be changed to make it look like they were laser beams instead.

4Kids would also add in lots of other digital animation in the movie to give Laputa a more "updated" look because 4Kids would just know how much the kids of today hate '80s animation. Almost 30 minutes of footage would be cut in order to shorten the length of Laputa down to the standard length of an American animated movie. The scenes where the pirate boys get a crush on Sheeta would be cut out and so would the scene where a bullet barely grazes Pazu's face. Pazu's father didn't die; he just went on a long journey to find himself. Muska's religious references would be changed to random fart jokes and the enviromentalist message would be cut out because just like with MMP, 4Kids just knows that kids don't care about saving the environment; they just want to see cool action scenes. Also expect tons of action figures, lots of video games, and even a TCG. Because now you too can own your very own Dola Pirate Gang Hotwheels!

[kfttjdb]

Takato, the scariest (and most disgusting) part about it is you're probably right. *shakes head and takes a pill*

[overallfangirl]

4Kids' FAKE... Oh wait, that was Funky Cops. My bad.