Sushigumi Training (Episode 48)

[Hana]

(OOC: Hey welcome back Nippon! ^-^)

"However, I will permit the consumption of only ONE fatty food! And that's sushi! XD Why? That's because this is part of our training! As the Sushigumi, sushi will be an integral part of one of our greatest attacks!" says Evets.

"Really?" said Keisuke and Nippon.

"Allow me to explain, we will oversoul our spirits into sushi. The oversoul will allow the sushi to pass through our bodies in 3 seconds! Then, it will allow us to CRAP THUNDER!! Hah, you thought I was kidding when I said that didn't you! How will we crap thunder? What kind of sushi will we be eating? Eel of course! For the electricity XD! Brilliant ne?" said Evets.

A REALLY huge sweatdrop appears on both Nippon and Keisuke's head.

"This doesn't sound like too pleasant of an experience for us -_-..." say Wufu, Kendall, and Kishimoto.

It was time to train for the Sushigumi special: Thundercrap no Jutsu, the self-inflicting pain of a thousand years!

(OOC: Yes! We will actually use this attack in our battle! XD Mwahahaha!!!)

[Sanji]

(OOC: God, Evets sounds like such an ass now, the spawn of evil!!! Thunder crap no jutsu!!! We have sunk so low now lol! It's like Cocolove fused with Naruto!)

Alright, I have bought a sushi lunch for each of you, with free chopsticks!!! Dig in!

*Evets grasped his chopsticks and grabbed a piece of sushi and put it in his mouth and began to chew. His eys opened wide and his face turned green. He spit out all of the chunks of fish out of his mouth, and picked up the thermus of green tea that came with it. He began to drink it to wash out the bad taste, but then spit that out too. With a stupid look on his face, he turned his head to his team.*

"Well um................ let's go get some burgers at the village."

(OOC: Ain't that surprising, the leader of Team Sushigumi hates sushi!)

[Gus]

(Eats the leftover sushi and makes a face) What the hell is this stuff!?! It tastes like raw fish! Throw-up-no-jutsu!

[Vasuki]

((OOC: Throw-up-no-jutsu is one of the funniest things you have ever typed gus XD hillarious, talk about cool imagry in my head.... *sigh*, weird....))

[animeninjaNIPPON]

NIPPON and Keisuke look at each other blankly, and follow Evets to the nearest Patchdonald's. Kendall, Wufu, and Kishimoto follow after in confusion. Suddenly, they hear the sound of vomiting and immediately turn around...

[Sanji]

"Gack, people are spying on our super, secret training!"

*Nippon turns to Kiesuke* "What's so super about eating sushi?"

*Evets points his finger at the vomiter and his friend who gives compliments.* Attack!!!

[Hana]

(OOC: Gah!! Gus there's a reason I made everyone go away at the beginning, including you!! O well...guess I'll have to deal with you now. Please stop drawing attention to yourself after this?

Vasuki: what about thundercrap no jutsu?! You don't like that? XD just playin with ya.)

Jr. looks back at the training site of the Sushigumi, the place he just escaped, I told everyone to stay away from there! This crap thunder thing is not gonna be pretty!

"Attack!!" Evets makes a bloodcurdling scream.

"But, we didn't even try this attack once," said Keisuke.

"I know it's gonna work. It's cuz we're Sushigumi!! Just improvise!"

"Kendall, spirit ball mode!! Into the eel sushi!!" says Nippon.

"Wufu, spirit ball mode!! Into the eel sushi!!" says Keisuke.

"Kishimoto! Spirit ball mode!! Into the eel sushi!!" says Evets.

And all three of Sushigumi eat the eel sushi ("i prefer toro," mumbles Keisuke, but swallows the eel). Evets, however much he tried, could not stomach the sushi, and had to spit it out.

"GACK! GACK!!"

"Gah! How could you spit me out like I was a dirt clod like that, Evets?" cried Kishimoto.

Meanwhile, the stomachs of Nippon and Keisuke made disturbingly loud noises. Gus, who just threw up, and Geo, who was still laughing, suddenly turned to see two butts pointing at them (pants still on of course).

"THUNDERCRAP NO JUTSU!!" screamed Nippon and Keisuke. Suddenly, two bright blinding flashes of light came out, two deafening roars of thunder struck, and a huge blue stream of energy shot from the behinds of Nippon and Keisuke (through the pants, leaving the pants untouched ^-^)

No time to oversoul! Gus and Geo could only watch in horror as this blue carnage comes down upon them...

Evets watched as his newly invented attack, which even he couldn't do, was almost fully completed by his teammates. The final piece of the puzzle would be him. He would will himself before the battle to stuff that eel down his throat. He swore an oath to himself as he watched the blue electricity come down on the two spies...


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"EVWYBODY STOP!! NO FIGHTING OUTSIDE OF BATTLES!!!" shouted Zinc, and he stepped between the path of the attack and Gus and Geo, with his new elemental spirits oversouled. "AAAGGGH!!!" shouted Zinc as he took the full force of two parts of the Thundercrap No Jutsu.

"Zinc! NO!!!" cried Nippon.

When the smoke cleared 20 seconds later, Zinc was found in a 7 foot hole lying with his eyes closed...

(OOC: Will Zinc survive? Of course! But how badly was he damaged? You decide!)
(OOC: sorry I had to put you in here, Vasuki, but it seems in the previous post that you have already arrived!)

EDIT: Gah...Vasuki = Geo

[Sanji]

*Zinc was laying motionless inside the craitor. Sushigumi walked up to the edge and peered in.*

Nippion - "Is he............... dead?"

Keisuke - "Oh god what have we done?! We're dead meat!"

*Zinc's eyes opened wide and leaped to his feet, nearly stumbling. He was covered in scratches and bleeding from his forehead. He patted the dirt of his clothes and peered up at Team Sushigumi.*

Zinc - "Alright, just what the hell's going on here? Somebody's goning to pay!"

*Keisuke just gulped and realized that his whole team would be pointing the finger at everybody. Just then Evets stepped forward and put his hand on his chest."

Evets - "I'm the team leader, I commanded the attack. If anyone should be blamed, it's me.

Zinc - "Well, prepare to tell your story to the council."

*Kei and Nippon were stunned. They couldn't believe that their pushy leader was excepted the blame like a man, showing no signs of being imature. They watched as he and Zinc walked to the village, even more stunned by the punishment they might face.*

(OOC: Let's be honest, Sushigumi's in deep shit. How are they gonna get out of this one? And what will happen to Evets?)

[Hana]

(OOC: hehe...couple of points before we continue:

1. I believe we mentioned in another thread that Zinc doesn't curse
2. Apparently, you're trying to redeem your character, Sanji...sorry I made him such an ass!
3. I like the direction you've turned this RP, Sanji. Now we can have some serious character development!
4. Dammit! I have no idea how to get us outta this! Maybe you or Zinc-kun can think of something
5. Meanwhile, I'm gonna keep this post a little shorter, all mine have been too long...)

Keisuke was still rubbing his ass from the pain of the attack. Wufu appeared beside him, "I can't believe this!! Your stupid leader might just disqualify us from the Shaman tournament!!"

Keisuke just stared blankly ahead. No, this wasn't right. It wasn't Evets's fault. He was only thinking of us all along...This was supposed to be part of the training!

"Zinc-kun! Wait up!" Keisuke caught up to Zinc and Evets. "It wasn't Evets's fault. Those two shaman were spying on us, and we felt threatened. That's why we were compelled to attack."

"Shaman? I don't see any shaman..." said Zinc.

"They're right there!" pointed Keisuke, but apparently, the frightened shaman, not wanting to get in any further trouble, had already disappeared.

Zinc narrowed his eyes at Keisuke, "You guys are alweady in enuff twouble! You weawwy expect me to bewieve those defensewess, unoversouled shaman you were attacking weawwy posed a threat to you? You're coming with me too!"

"No wait!" shouted Nippon as she caught up, "We're telling the truth! Please listen to us o little kawaii Zinc-kun! Don't do anything bad to us!"

"You can come with me too! Tell your whole stowy to the council. Maybe they'll listen to you. You almost killed me!"

(OOC: Okay, maybe I had a chance to get us outta there back there, but I didn't wanna make it that easy! Have fun guys! But I think it would be better if maybe we can keep the tone relatively serious for the next couple posts.)

[Konekone]

(( ;;; Wow, you made guys Zinc really kick-butt...))

The little Patch was fuming. So many people had been mistreating him lately.

First there was Gus, who had been mean to him ever since they had met; next, there was Lovely, who had nearly choked him, and now these odd Shamans who were fighting outside of matches, and had let him get hit in the blast.

"I am not happy with a wot of conte- Contes... People in the tournament, and you had to do that to me, just now, didn't you?"

He stared at the three Shamen (I believe this is actually the plural of "Shaman") with a small veinthrob on his head, although how cute it may have been, it was not a good sign.

You could almost see the fiery aura surrounding the young Patch. "Do you have any idea of what I'm going to do with you?"

The three shook their heads, almost fearing what was going to happen.

"I'M TEWWIIIIIIIIING!" He wailed, tears running like waterfalls from his eyes, as he ran off, as quick as he could.

[Pinkechidna]

(OOC: XD, that is hilarious! You built it up really well, like he was going to pound them....and then...."I'M TEWWWING!" That's cute! ^_^)

[Sanji]

Hana said:

(OOC: hehe...couple of points before we continue:

1. I believe we mentioned in another thread that Zinc doesn't curse
2. Apparently, you're trying to redeem your character, Sanji...sorry I made him such an ass!
3. I like the direction you've turned this RP, Sanji. Now we can have some serious character development!
4. Dammit! I have no idea how to get us outta this! Maybe you or Zinc-kun can think of something
5. Meanwhile, I'm gonna keep this post a little shorter, all mine have been too long...)

1. My bad, to tell you the truth I hardly know anything about the dude.
2. It's not your fault. I took advantage of this trait and then showed how dedicated and loyal he is.
3. Thanks
4. I was going to post an RP right now, but I don't have the time, definately later today.
5. I don't think that's the problem, mine have just been too short. ;D

[Vasuki]

(OOC: Hey, I wasnt actually even here, I posted OOC!, well, since I am hear now, I guess I can assume this happened after the first battle incident, and before the episode 49 incident, but that means what Zinc said didn't work out. This means either some massive editing, or, we just say that this thing didn't happen during episode 48, but that would mess up even MORE of the time line.

Sorry to burst bubbles here. To clarify:

Episode 48: Geo thretens Ali

Episode 49: Geo gets freeked out by Jr/chaos, and is found by Akio
This is also when Sushi-gumi fights.

Episode 50: "The Confusion" is when I stole Zinc's bird. Therefore, I have no idea what is going on here in the way of the time line. -_-))

[Jr.]

(OOC: I hope Kuorneko is trainging becaus I don;t think there is a way to shiled yourslef from Thunder-crap-no-jutsu!! XDDD This fight is gonna be hilarious )

I'm glad I didn't see that!!

[Konekone]

((Changed it accordingly.))