The SKU RPG series

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

s91: Horohoro is Jr. now?

Lyserg: I don’t get it either

s91: pistols?

Ashil: bro?

s91/Lyserg: *blink, blink*

Dessa: he-lo were supposed to be fighting.

s91: oh yeah

Lyserg: oh thank god the x-laws are here

s91: nooooo *hugs Lyserg*

Meene: aww

Venstar: Lyserg, got a girl friend ^_________^

Lyserg: she is not my….*sees x-laws smiling like idiots* QUIT SMILING LIKE THAT

s91: *whispers to Lyserg* {you don’t need them you need me}

Lyserg: please someone help me 0_0 I can’t breave

Marco: *starts to take out gun*

Jeanne: no Marco I’ll take car of this

s91: you don’t need air you just need me.

Jeanne: now s91 don’t you think it’d be nice if Lyserg could breave

s91: maybe…

Jeanne: well breaving is important and I’m shore Lyserg would love to do more of it.

Lyserg: 0_0

s91: umm ok.

Jeanne: good, now what do you think you can do to make it so he can breave

s91: losen my grip?

Jeanne: good answer

s91: *loosens grip*

Lyserg: *gasps* 0.0

Jeanne: wait a second…I don’t have to be like this with you I’m the iron madain NOW LET HIM GO!

s91: no

Jeanne: let him go or else!

s91: or else what?

Jeanne: or else…*pulls out gun*

s91: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *drops Lyserg*

Lyserg: *ouch*

Marco: alright stupid lets go.

s91: did you just call Lyserg stupid?

Marco: yeah, so?

s91: *glare* Lyserg may not have a lot of common since but he’s not stupid.

Marco: that’s nice, anyway wasn’t there a plot progressing here?

s91: maybe

pinkechidna: yeah we were

Marco: were out of here.

s91: bye Lyserg I’ll miss you ;_;

Lyserg: yeah….miss o.o

Jeanne: that’s settled

Lyserg: I hope I don’t see another fangirl for at least another week.

Millie: *pops up from out of no ware* HI LYSERG!!!! ^_^

Lyserg hi Millie… -_-;

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Man I’m low on ideas

[Jr.]

Jr.: Well now I should go and find the ones behind SK's removal. DJ Jack must pay!!

Dessa: Rubedo-sama!!! We are coming with you right chaos-sama?

chaos: Well I do need to keep you out of trouble!

Jr.: Don't call me that!! Call me Jr. and just leave it at that!!

(Jr., Dessa, and chaos who has randomly appeared go off in search of DJ Jack)

[Jr.]

Ashil: Bro wait. Have a pepsi for the road.

Jr.: No thanks.

Everyone: @_@!!!!! WHAT?!

Jr.: I'm giving up the pepsi thing for a while (pulls out pistols). Now I'm into shooting stuff. Like Marco!!

Dessa: (gleams) Let's go then!!!!!! Sooner we go, sooner we can kill that wretched Marco!!!

chaos: (sigh)

Ashil: ? (sits in the corner eating a salad with a dress on)

pinkechidna: Where did you get that dress?

Ashil: I always have one in case of an emergency.

pinkechidna:

[wiltedwaltz]

wiltedwaltz: *after narrowly escaping the ruble avalanche or whatever happened, and sneaking into a t.v. room and seeing the vampire episode part 1, she is in search of lyserg. to KILL him. at last, he is found!* at last, you are found, lyserg!!
lyserg: please don't be another psycho fan-girl.
wiltedwaltz: oh, i'm not a fan girl. *laughs evily*
lyserg: oh good.
wiltedwaltz: i'm here to KILL you.
lyserg: 0.o CRAP!!
*murderous sounds of gun shots and knive stabbings are heard along with lyserg's blood-curdling screams-like-a-girl shrieks.*
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he tried to kill trey.

[Necromancer]

Necromancer: *barrs the way of the group* I'm here to kill you all.

All: *push past her and keep walking*

Necromancer:.......hey!*runs in front of every one*I'M HERE TO KILL YOU ALL!

Ashil: Hey, aren't you that hitch hiker?

Necromancer: I'm not a hitch hiker.That was a bus stop.

Ashil: Same thing.....*hands Necromancer a salad* Be pro-salad!*keeps walking*

Necromancer: ......no body takes me seriously......damn politicians.The salad party ruined this country.

Jr.: What are you mumbling about?

Dessa: What a weird person.......

All: *start leaving*

Necromancer: Hey! Evil Lovely sent me to kill you?

Pinkechidna: She's evil again?Good greif!

Ashil: Well, we'd better go face her then.....

All: *run down a corridor*

Necromancer: Hey......you're supposed to face the minnion before the villian.......*sniff*......*wanders away*

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

s91: OMG WHAT WAS THAT!!!

Marco: I don't know I think that was a scream from Lyserg, I should go see what the heck is up but I don't want to. and what are you doing over here?

s91: LOOKING FOR LYSERG!!!!! *runs off*

Marco: whatever...

s91: *sees wiltedwaltz over Lyserg*

Lyserg: 0.0

s91: *getto stomps wiltedwaltz*

Lyserg: 0.0 I'm alive... *has knife holes in shirt* 0.0

wiltedwaltz: *getto stopms s91*

Lyserg: 0.0 *walks off to let s91 and wiltedwaltz getto stopm each other in peace*

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I was playing the sk game on PS2 everytime I'd beat Mari Mati and Kanna I'd say "you've just been getto stopmed *****"
XD

so that gave me a little thingy I could use XDD

[Jr.]

Jr.: So Dessa, where should we start looking for 'him'?

Dessa: Well, since I have a tracking device here, we should just follow the little blinking light to our enemy.

chaos:

Dessa: Don't think I didn't see that chaos-sama.

Jr.:

*they track down the X-Laws

Jr.: There he is.

*the trio run up to see s91 and wiltedwaltz ghetto stomping each other

Marco: Well, look who it is.

Dessa: (sees Lyserg with a bullet wound) LYSERG-SAMA!!

*runs over to him

chaos: What am I? Chopped liver? I'm currently sitting in your sig tag wearing nothing but my swim trunks and now you are going to baby Lyserg? Well, fish swim, birds fly, I can kill Gnosis by touching them!

s91: Wow, I guess it makes perfect sense when you think about it like that.

wiltedwaltz: That is amazing chaos!

Jr.: WHAT IS?? That didn't make any sense!!!

chaos: (leers at Jr.) *telepathically: Cross me and die!!!

Jr.: yes....chaos-sama

Dessa: How dare you write my chaos-sama as an evil character and don't think I haven't read what you've written about Lyserg-sama on the message board.

Jr.: Well, look at the time. I've gotta run.

Marco: Not quite. (fires spirit gun hitting Jr. in the shoulder)

Jr.: Son of a bi***. I have a little something for you Marco!!!! Mystic Nocturne!!!

*Jr. fires ether bullets into Marco and killing him

Jr.: Never cross Rubedo!!!

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Sorry, very Xenosaga-esque post this time. I'll try to get more SK-ish next time.

[IceDragon]

IceQueen: AAAH! How'd this happen? *everyone is under a slowly falling boulder* Also, call me IceKnight
Everyone: Dunno
IceKnight: I can save us! Do the Hokey Pokey, quick! *does hokey pokey* *suddenly appear in 1400s*
Everyone: AAAAHH!!
IceKnight: Behold my powers, and see your new clothes! *is wearing black t-shirt that says witch power* *wiltedwaltz: black star-print skirt* *resurie: lollipop suit* *jr.: giant pepsi bottle* *ashil: big shakespeare poofy pants*
IceKnight: MUAHAHA!
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put in your clothes if I forgot ya!

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

s91: *is wearing blue jeans and a blue t-shrit that says in green letters "green and blue mix... Lyserg and s91 mix"*Dessa, what did Jr. say about Lyserg?

Dessa: *is wearing a shrit that says "Lyserg's number 1 fan" just look *points to message borde* LET'S GHETTO STOMP HIM!!!!!

s91: OH MY GOD!!!

Jr.: 0.0

s91: I would Ghetto stomp you right now if you hadnv't killed Marco

Dessa: WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED REVENGE ON HIM FOR TALKING BAD ABOUT LYSERG!!!!!!

s91: yeah but Marco needed it

Lyserg: 0.0

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Yeah I had Dr Pepper today XD I hope I didn't mix anyone up XD

[Necromancer]

Marco: *gets up*.....I wish people'd stop killing me.This is the second time today.......blood's getting all over my uniform.......*walks off*

All: o.o

s19: Oh, hell no!*grabs a gun from Jr. and shoots Marco in the back*

Marco: ......that's just mean.*dies....again*

Dessa: Um.....hey, what are we doing?I mean, since Marco's dead now.......

Jr.: Let's follow them.*points to EvLovely and the Hooded Figure who turn a corner and are gone*

Ashil: We must stop EvLovely becuase, according to a scorce I've forgotten, she wants us dead.

Resurie: Let's go!

All: *chase after EvLovely who's chasing the Hooded Figure*

Necromancer: ......*just stands there*.....I feel so left out......hm....*sees room labled 'captives' and wanders in*

Marco: *gets up*.....ah.....

s19: Oh, hell no!*shoots Marco again, then runs to catch up with everyone else*

[resurie]

this thread is losing it's wonderful-ness....oh well! let's see if we can perk it up!

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resurie: *twitches* will someone please tell me why I'm dressed as a lollipop...and what this has to do with the plot?!

Jr.: since when was there a plot?

resurie: T_T...

Jr.: hmm...I wonder if I can drink myself...

all: o_0....

Ashil: I though you gave up Pepsi....

Jr.: oh yea! *laughs* gave up...yea....*shifts eyes*

all: o_0.....

Ashil: these pants are dandy!

all:

Ashil: what?

IceKnight: well, now what should we do?

resurie: *glares*

IceKnight: o_0

Ashil: I think she's angry because you were the one who brought us here...

Jr.: and probably because you put her in a lollipop suit..

resurie:..*twitch* all..cute..things..must die....*to herself* except hao...

all: o_0

resurie: what?

Ashil: I have a question, how is it possible I'm here if I'm not here but I'm really with my granma?

All:....

Jr.:....uh...it's internet bro!

Ashil: so it is....*is intriguied* ( I think i spelled that wrong..XD)

*for some odd reason not known to anyone, not even resurie who is writing this, they all poof back to....where ever we were before...*

resurie: I'm not a lollipop! *beams*

Jr.: glad were back...

wiltedwaltz: how...?

IceKnight: i dont know....I thought I only had power like that....

wiltedwaltz: but it says it occured for an unknown reason...

IceKnight: that's what it WANTS you to think...

wiltedwaltz: o_0....

Ashil: i miss my pants...

resurie: I'm sure you do...

Ashil: was that a sarcastic tone?

resurie: ...no....

Ashil: oh ok! ^^

resurie: *rolls eyes*

Jr.: hey look! *points as pinkechidna and manta*

Manta: dear lord! people! save me!!

pinkechidna: no! your mine! *hugs manta*

Manta: *gags*

resurie: how come everyone is getting to have their bishounen but not me...?

Ashil: and me! *begins to fantasize about SK-Ashil*

resurie: that's it! I'm gonna go get Hao!

Jr.: no!

resurie: why not?!

Jr.: ....he'll kill us....'_'...

resurie: no he won't...

Ashil: how can you be so sure?

resurie: because...umm....oh! I'll blackmail him with my comics!

Jr.: how is that blackmail?

resurie: because I make him do some stupid stuff in them...(same goes for Yoh, Anna, Manta Horo, etc XD Im evil ;D)

Ashil: i dont know...

IceKnight: oh just let her bring him! she'll hurt us if we dont...

resurie: what was that?

IceKnight: nothing!

resurie: oh, well I'm off!

Ashil: think she'll come back?

Jr.: not a chance...

-----------------Meanwhile...

*Dessa and s91 are ghetto stomping Marco*

s91: hey, whered he come from anyway?

Dessa: I guess resurie forgot what your post said..

s91: oh! ^^...oh wait...is that a good thing?

Dessa: I dont know...

chaos: T_T

Lyserg:

---------Elsewhere....

EvLovely: they ignored you?

Necromancer: *sniff* yes...no one takes me seriously, now they're all coming for you...

EvLovely: curses! We'll have to devise a plan then....

Necromancer: a plan?

EvLovely: yes, but we need more lackeys first..

Necromancer:

*resurie comes skipping along*

resurie: oh hey! whats up?

EvLovely and Necromancer: o_0........

---------------Somewhere else...

LC:....

Saturn: ....

Yohko: .....

LC: I think we're lost...

Saturn: >_O

yohko: -__-

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I made this all up on the way XD, shows how sad I am! hah! XD yea, well I got stuck after that last scene...I didn't know what to make the others do...XD

[Jr.]

Jr.: How did we get into this field?

chaos: Are those pink bunnies?

Dessa: Too much cuteness. I'm gonna hurl.

Jr.: Woah!! Don't do that here!!! It'll ruin the cuteness.

Dessa: That's why I'm doing it!!

*Dessa vomits and the three are returned to reality

chaos: Is that DJ Jack?

Jr.: It is!! (pulls pistols out) Where are my guns?

DJ Jack: OVER HERE!!!

Dessa: Ewwww is that?

Jr.: A cat guy from One Piece? Yeah!

Ashil: Not the leg hair!! I can't stand the leg hair!!

chaos: Ashil where did you come from?

Ashil: Deus ex Machina.

Jr.: !!!! Not him again!

Deus: Hiya!

DJ Jack: SILENCE!! I HAVE THE GUNS AND YOU WILL ALL DIE MISERABLY!!!

Dessa: Do you have to yell?

DJ Jack: NO! DOES IT ANNOY YOU?

chaos: A little.

DJ Jack: THEN I WILL CONTINUE!!!

EvLove: No you won't! (pulls out Meene's original X-Law gun and shoots DJ Jack)

Ashil: Evil Lovely!!!

Jr.: So that's why Meene has a different gun in the dub. You took her original.

EvLove: Yeah. She doesn't seem to mind though.

(transition to X-Laws)

*gun making clicking sounds

Meene: I just loaded this thing. Why won't it shoot? I HATE THIS PIECE OF CRAP!!!! I WANT MY GUN BACK!!

(back to the action)

EvLove: Now that DJ Jack is out of the way, it's time to terrorize you people again. First I'll need lackeys.

(resurie jumps in)

resurie: I want to join you EvLove!!!

Jr.: Me too! I think I am just as qualified as resurie and I come with my own guns!!!

Ashil: This seems familiar to me.

chaos: Dessa?

*Looks around for Dessa but she has vanished

(more members come bouncing in wishing to join as EvLove's lackey)

EvLove: It will take me a while to choose a new lackey. Give me a month or so.

Applying Lackeys: (GROAN)

EvLove: I didn't have to offer the position you know.

Applying Lackeys: We know!

Ashil: This could get ugly.

chaos: (searching for Dessa alone) Dessa!!!

(transition to Marco)

Dessa: Let me go you pedophile!!!

Marco: You'll learn to love me Dessa!

Dessa: You have died more times than Jr. and Ashil combined! How do you keep coming back?

Marco: Plot device!

*Dessa glares at Deus ex Machina

Deus: (whistling to himself) Why does everyone look at me?

[Lovely]

Woo hoo! After not reading this thing in for... well, since page 6 I finally caught up tonight! I'm feeling special ^_^ .

And I like the idea that I took Meene's gun. Now the change of her gun in the dub FINALLY makes logical sense. Woo!

My favorite line out of all that I've read today...

"Ashil: Hey. If I need to slap a friend senseless to make him a better person, then I'll beat the hell out of all of you!!"

WOOT XD !

[Jr.]

Glad you like it Lovely!! ;D

I just noticed your new tagline the other day and thought "if she's an X-Law now and Meene's gun was changed for the dub, why not have Lovely swipe it? It would give a logical explanation. Or just an explanation none the less!!"

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

Lyserg: *runs up to Marco and Dessa* 0.0 MARCO WHAT ARE YOU DONG

Marco: I WANT A FANGIRL TOO!!!

s91: *runs up to Lyserg* what the heck is going on?

Dessa: HELP ME I DON’T WANNA BE A MARCO FANGIRL!

Marco: you’ll be my fangirl it’s not fair Lyserg gets 2 fangirls and I get none

Lyserg: That’s not true I earned them by my cuteness *passes hand through his hair* yeah. ^_^

Dessa/s91: he’s so cute

Dessa: and sweet

s91: yeah, and sooo cute

Lyserg: I’m really starting to like having fangirls.

Marco: HE-LO… I WANNA FANGIRL

s91: sorry but we can’t help you there

Marco: *let’s go of Dessa and grabs Lyserg* HA HA HA HA HA IF EITHER OF YOU WON’T BE MY FNAGIRL I’LL MAKE LYSERG BE MY FANGIRL!!!

s91: noooo poor Lyserg

Dessa: Lyserg’s a boy Marco looks like your plan is bad.

Marco: Oh yeah humm… I’LL MAKE HIM BE A GIRL.

Lyserg: 0.0 WHAT!

s91: eww

Dessa: oh no

Marco: he already loks like a girl.

Lyserg: oh hell no *whacks Marco with pendulum*

Marco: x_________x

s91/Lyserg/Dessa: WOOHOO!

Chaos: I found you Dessa! We’ve got to get moving, a bunch of people are going to join EvLove.

Dessa: 0.0

s91: what about DJ Jack?

Chaos: *points to thread*

s91: Oh

Dessa: come on lets’ go already!

*All run off*

meanwhile

J.R.: *cocks gun* EvLove has shot me so much, It’s payback time

EvLove: Yeah right *shoots J.R*

J.R.: *sees s91* HOW COULD YOU WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!

s91: YOU CAN’T YELL AT ME I’M YOUNGER!

J.R.: don’t bring the age card in to this!

s91: too late I’m bringing it

Dessa: 0.0

Lyserg: is s91 REALLY younger than him?

s91: yep

J.R.: I’ll get my revenge!

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s91 is insane XD