The SKU RPG series

[Jr.]

I'm not god anymore. Now I'm....I'm.... oh just look at that ridiculous title. Your evilness knows no bounds Lovely. ;D
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Ashil: OKay. So now we are competing with the X-Laws to save SK?

LC: yep.

HoroHoro: Let s91's betrayal be a lesson to all those who hate pepsi. She hated pepsi and now she is with the X-Laws!

Ashil: whatever bro. Let's go save our Shaman King.

(meanwhile)

Lyserg: Stop hugging me s91!!!

s91: But you aree so cute in your X-Laws uniform. Your short pants drive me crazy!!!!

X-Laws:

(outside)

Manta:...............losing......oxygen.........death....will...soon ...follow....

pinkechidna: Oh don't worry about that. I'll let you get a breath in every couple of minutes!!! ;D

*Manta passes out

(back to the group)

HoroHoro: Well, this place is huge. We should have just as good a chance of finding DJ Jack first as the X-Laws.

Saturn: Where should we look first?

Lovely: How about we go online to Shaman King Uncensored and change the level 5 title to something EVIL!!!

HoroHoro: I don't like that idea.

Lovely: Too bad. I already did it!!

HoroHoro: (looks at title) NOOOOOooooooo.

Ashil: (slaps HoroHoro) Snap out of it! We need to focus on our mission.

HoroHoro: Right. I need a pepsi.

Ashil: (slaps HoroHoro) You don't need pepsi. Pepsi isn't the answer to all your problems.

*HoroHoro stares at Ashil like he's speaking in tongues

Ashil: (slaps HoroHoro) PEPSI ISN'T THE ANSWER. Believe in the salad and be saved!!!!

Koh: I BELIEVE!!!

Yohko: This is getting disturbing.

Lovely: I agree. But I like the slapping HoroHoro part so I'm not complaining! ;D

HoroHoro: (gets slapped a 4th time and wakes up) Koh where did you come from?

Koh: People just pop in and out as they please. I'm suprised you noticed me.

HoroHoro: How could I not? Evil lackey to the salad. Thanks for the slaps bro although that last one really hurt!

Ashil: Hey. If I need to slap a friend senseless to make him a better person, then I'll beat the hell out of all of you!!

Everyone: (gangs up on Ashil)

Ashil: I'm kidding!!!!

[Necromancer]

*three days pass*

Ashil: Haven't we passed this spot before?

Lovely: Everything in here's all the same and all really crappy!

Horohoro: We're never going to save SK like this.......*stops at pepsi machine*

Ashil: *slaps Horohoro*

Horohoro: ow!......*looses quarter*......Noooooooo!

Necromancer: Um.....might we try that door?*points to door labled "Anime Butchering Room" in huge lettering*

Koh: How'd we miss that?

Saturn: This is stupid......*leaves*

All:.....- -;

Ashil: Well, let's go......*opens door and they see.....*

[resurie]

*the gang sees hao ripping film*

All:

resurie: HAO! *points*

'hao': *turns to face everyone* what? oh no my name is zeke...*goes back attemping to rip the film with a rubber knife*

All: !!

resurie: >< aw screw that! *throws her knife at zeke*

zeke: gah! *keels over and dies*

resurie: take that you fu-----

Lovely: *sticks a piece of cotton in resuries mouth*

resurie: *choke*

Lovely: well since resurie killed zeke...guess we haveno way of finding DJ Jack....

Saturn: or any 4kids executives...

LC: when did you get back here??

saturn: meh...

Lovely: dear lord not this again...><

Ashil: *inspecting zeke* hey i know Hao doesnt really care about me but do you think zeke---

all: no

resurie: *coughs cotton out* besides hes dead

ashil: T_T...

Horo Horo: *hands ashil a pepsi*

Ashil:

resurie: *grabs pepsi and pelts zeke with it*

Yohko: you know....we should get going....

Lovely: your right yohko! onward!

Saturn: pardon me for asking Lovely...but to where...technecally...were still lost...

Lovely: o_0....ehh...

Horo Horo: how bout the cafeteria?

Ashil: this is no time for your appetite...

Horo Horo: no no i mean, maybe well find some evil 4kids people in the cafeteria..

Lovely: excellent deduction Horo Horo!

LC: good then its settled, well go to the cafeteria for no logical reason, but someone will have to snap her out of it...*points to resurie who is still attemping to kill zeke despite hes already dead*

all:

Lovely: >_O..

Horo Horo: i know! hey resurie! hao sucks!

resurie: *jumps up and tackles horo horo with a piece of film*

Horo Horo: ahh! help!

Ashil: should I? hmm...lets see....Horo Horos pro-pepsi...and resuries pro-coke....so...no...T_T

Lovely: >_O....

Elsewhere, with the x-laws and s91

s91: so do you guys know Jet?

x-laws: ....

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

Jeanne: err.... he's in jail

Meene: maybe He'll stay there this time

s91: err.... I balied him out I thought you guys would like it....

Jet: *cough* hi *cough*

Jeanne:....

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LOL Jet's funness and I couldn't come up with much

[moron]

(outside)

manta:.........................YOH!!!.......help!!!

yoh:z z z z z.........z z z z z

manta:T_T .............. NOOOOOOOOO!!!

(back to the group)

resurle: DIE!!!

horo horo: Gaa!! help me!!!

*yoh pop up*

yoh: hi

all:0_0

horo horo: yoh help me!!!

yoh: um

horo horo: YOH!!!

yoh: o.k o.k um resurle y r you killing horo horo

resurle: he sid hao sucks

yoh:um hao sucks!!!

resurle: i wall kill borf of you

yoh: tas sucks!

resurle: *trys to kill yoh*

yoh: Gaa!!! ... help!!!

ashll: ware did you cam form yoh?

yoh: .......... i pop up i do not no ware i cam form

[yohsfan1]

(out side)

manta: help i'm choking
(inside)

yoh: ............... ok fine you win.

resurie: ok i will let you go and horo horo.

Horo Horo: get me pepsi NOW yoh.
(kitchen)

yoh: uhmmmmmm i know i'll give him a coke a cola but put a pepsi cover on it ehhh.
(back with horo horo and others)

yoh: here horo horo pepsi served.

horo horo: mmm this is good but a funny after taste.

horo horo : ewwy grose it's coke why you wait till i get my hands on you.

( anna walks in)

anna: Hey stop hurting yoh thats my job. *whaks horo horo and yoh*.

manta: hey thanks for your help out there.

anna: your welcome shorty!

manta: T_T

[Necromancer]

Ashil: *is carrying dead Zeke around and stroking his hair*........yes.......

Horo Horo: Um.......bro, are you okay?

Ashil: *cuddles dead Zeke* I'm just fine........^_______^

Horo Horo: Uh........okay, then.....*inches away*

Lovely: *looks around* Hey!Over there!*points*

Robed figure: *has words '4kids Executive' written on his robe* !!

Resurie: You!!!!!*runs at robed figure*

Robed figure: Eeep!*flees*

Necromancer: After him!!

*every one chases the robed figure except for Ashil*

Ashil: Yes.......*continues to stroke Zeke before wandering away in the general direction every one else went*

[yohsfan1]

( with anna and yoh playing video games)

Anna: um yoh how does this thing work?

yoh: * shows anna how the game works*

anna: thanks but you fell for it.

anna: yeah i win *she slaps yoh then kicks him*

yoh: * spits* you welcome.

horo horo: yoh pepsi now hurry!

yoh: fine

horo horo: no tricks.

yoh: o.k

yoh: *underneth his breath* yeah right. *now rolling his eyes*

( in kitchen)

yoh: ehhh salt and peper in it. that is so gonna be cool.

(back with horo horo and others)

yoh: here horo horo.

horo horo: it's salty.

horo horo: now pepery.

(horo horo leaves)

anna: *spits in horo horo's coke* ahhh all better.

( horo horo comes back)

horo horo: * takes sip*

horo horo: *spits it out* what the HELL!

anna: ehhh good work yoh.

yoh: yup my salt and peper your spit.

anna: *keeps on punching yoh*

manta: hi.

manta: anna you are so evil but cool but still very evil

( manta keeps saying it till night time)

manta fans: ohohoh look look manta over there!

yoh:run mata run.

yoh: Amidamaru spirt form 19%!

Amidamaru: * attacks the crazy fans.

manta fans: * now k.oed*

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

*at the x-laws*

s91: Lyserg, Lyserg, Lyserg, Lyserg, Lyserg, Lyserg *plays with his hair* ^__^

Lyserg: ahh help please someone

Porf: Lyserg, it’s a girl and it likes you that’s rare.

Lyserg: no it’s not there’s Millie and others besides where the girl that likes you

Jeanne: Lyserg, it was really out of character for you to say that

Lyserg: yeah I said it because she was poking my in the back.

Jeanne: oh ok

***Later***

s91: *grabs Lyserg*

Lyserg: 0.0 hey!

s91: shut up and come on we’re going back to SKU

Lyserg: why do wanna go back? 0.o

s91: I can’t watch Sought Park here I’m dying

Lyserg: well, why should I go with you?

s91: because if you don’t *goes to kiss Lyserg*

Lyserg: ok, ok I’ll go with you just please don’t kiss me

s91: good puppet *pats Lyserg on head*

Lyserg: 0.0

Morphine: -_-;

***later***

Lyserg: 0.0

Morphine: 0.0

s91: ^_^ HI!!!!

Lovely: s91!! “0” shush

s91:why?

Horohoro: because we’re trying to follow the guy in the cloak

Ashil: and why are you back and what did you do to Lyserg

s91: oh, yeah the x-laws said I couldn’t watch South Park or cuss so a grabbed Lyserg and came back

Resurie: why Lyserg?

s91: duh he’s Lyserg
Saturn: whatever can we just go follow the cloak guy now

****all run after guy****

Lyserg: somebody help me.

Morphine: {thinking} {why can’t he just find a way to get free from her already.}

Lyserg: [mumbling] [all I wanted to do was kill the one guy to get revenge for my parents but noooooo first I have to join the shaman fight then I have to join people then I have to….] [goes on and on ranting]

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Yeah I should not write at 6 AM too much ^-^; but I was bored

[Jr.]

okay. Let me see here.....

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HoroHoro: Are we gonna follow this cloaked guy around forever.

Lovely: >_O

Ashil: Man Zeke is getting pretty heavy. I guess I should have had that pepsi bro.

HoroHoro: Really?

Ashil: No.

Lovely: >_o

LC: Why are you winking all the time?

Lovely >_O!!! I have something in my eye!!!!

Saturn: The cloaked guy got away.

HoroHoro: Hey! It's the editors we saw before.

*They corner the editors

Saturn: We thought you learned your lesson! Must we pound you again?

Editors: NO. It's not us this time. The executives above us have taken over the edits when they found out we left Zeke's bloody face on the dub!!!

Lovely: Hmmm that actually makes sense......but....

*X-Laws theme plays

LC: What the......

Editors: They're coming!!!! They don't understand that the one who is behind DJ Jack is.......(dies from Marco's gun)

Marco: He works for 4kids so he is executed!!

AShil: Oh way to go you piece of --------- -------------- ----------- --!!!!!! (you know what he said!!!! ) He was about to tell us something important. And didn't we kill you?

Marco: No. You killed yohsfan1.

HoroHoro: But she was banned for spamming.

Marco: Now she has been executed.

pinkechidna: Well this is freaking great.

Dessa: I'll get you for this Marco. I'll take you down myself if I have to.

Ashil: Not alone you won't. My vengeance will not end until I see Marco die for good!!! Taste the raw power of my earth spirit fool!!!!

HoroHoro: There he goes again!!

Lovely: I forgot to load the tranquilizer gun.

HoroHoro: (throws Marco a pepsi) This ought to speed things up

*Ashil seeing Marco with a pepsi goes into a blind rage and wrecks half the building

Lyserg: s91. I can't see what is going on. Let go of me. Are we fighting Zeke now?

s91: No my precious! It is just an editor. you will stay with me!!

Lyserg: (groan)

Lovely: Watch out!!

*The ceiling begins to cave in and the group gets seperated

(LC and HoroHoro are alone)

HoroHoro: LC. Are you okay?

LC: Yes. I'm fine. But what about everyone else?

HoroHoro: Who knows? I need a pepsi.

LC: .......(stares at HoroHoro's pepsi)........... oh fine give me one please.

HoroHoro: (smiling tosses a can to LC) All you have to say is please!!! ;D We may be here for a while and I don't know how much debris is on top of us. A wrong move could send this trash heap down on us!!!

(Marco, Ashil, and resurie are alone)

Marco: Wow. Such power. Now Ashil. We will need to work together to get out of this mess. The ceiling has created such a mess that we will need to find an alternative method of esca......(dies)

Ashil: (holding a knife) I don't think so!!

resurie: Are we stabbing now!! WOO-HOO! I'll join you in the stabbing.

*sit and stab Marco to death

(Transition to Lovely who is alone)

Lovely: Wow. What happenned? Am I the only one who survived? Guess I'll turn evil again! (transforms into EvLove)

(Len, Saturn, and Dessa)

Len: What happenned?

Satrun: Ashil's spirit destroyed the building and now we are lost.

Dessa: I wonder if anyone else made it.

(s91 and Lyserg are alone)

s91: Here that Lyserg. Now we are alone.......

Lyserg: (gulp)

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I thought it would be cool if we were in different places now. Kinda mixes things up. If I missed your name, sorry. Feel free to add yourself to any group.

[Pinkechidna]

s91: Come here Lyserg.....

Lyserg: *begins clawing franticlly at the wall* HEEELLLPP ME!

Morphine: Squeakity squeak squeak squeak squeaken. (Translation: Why don't you Oversoul and keep her at bay with that?)

Lyserg: Morphine you're no help at all!

Morphine: *Sigh*

(Len, Saturn and Dessa)

Dessa: We've got to figure out a way to get out of here.

Len: Indeed, but we should find THREE different ways to get out of here. If any debris should fall on us while we are tunneling out I'll be fine because my bones are strong from drinking three glasses of milk every day!

Saturn and Dessa: .......... -.-

Len: What?

Saturn: Lets try and focus, hmm?

(Ashil, Resurie, and dead Marco)

Resuire: STAB, STAB, leave Hao alone......

Ashil: Um, Resurie? Marco's been dead for the last 15 minutes.....

Resurie: Oh, ^_^;

Ashil: Could you not be so crazy?

Resurie: Hmm, tell me again who went psycho and demolished the building?

Ashil:

(Manta, alone for now)

Manta: Whew, I'm so small the building couldn't crush me! And I finally got away from that crazy fangirl....

Pinkechidna: *rises from pile of debris* Ahh, I'm alive.

Manta: *dives behind pile of debris*

Pinkechidna: Don't bother Manta, I'm a fangirl, I can sense your presence...........*grabs Manta and begins hugging*

Manta: I wish I would've been crushed....

Pinkechidna: Hey Manta, since you're so small, you could weave through pockets of debris to get out and get help.

Manta: Okay! (anything to get away from her...)

Pinkechidna: Godspeed, Manta, goodspeed.

Manta: I'll be back!

Pinkechidna: Cute little Manta...much better than that asshole Hao.

Hao: *appears behind Pinkechidna* You were saying...

Pinkechidna: I'm not afraid of you!

Hao: *Brings out SoF and shoot at wall*

Pinkechidna: *looks at smoldering crater in wall* Ahh, what I mean is....look, Yoh!

Hao: *turns around* Where?

Pinkechdina: *runs*

(EvLovely, alone)

EvLovely: Now I must go spread my evilness...

*hooded figure runs past*

EvLovely: Wait. *Ev Lovely pursues hooded figure*


(LC and Horo Horo)

Horo Horo: *opens up 6 pack of Pepsi*

LC: Now how is that gonna help us?

Horo Horo: Behold the power of Pepsi! *opens up a can of Pepsi. Brilliant light bursts out of can. All debris magically disappears in a shower of golden Pepsi. Heavanly chorus plays...)

LC: .....wow.

*Everyone outside, shocked beyond belief*

[Ashil]

Ashil: AHH! The work of the devil! *throws salad at the pepsi can*

Horo Horo: GAH! the leafy greeness burns! *drops the can and the liquid pours out* noooo! the sweet sugary goodness! *gets a straw and starts to drink it*

Ashil: NOOO!!! there is no such thing as a 10 second rule! *has SotE stomp on the liquid*

Horo Horo: GAH! watch it! *jumps out of the way and sics koro koro on SotE*

LC: *watches the shaman fight* hmmm...*runs around* hey guys there's a shaman fight! put your bets in now!

*everyone gives LC their money*

LC: hahaha!

--Meanwhile--

Manta: *dresses up like onion* phew....that crazy fangirl will never find me now...

Lyserg: *comes up next to manta dressed as luffy* shhh...manta...do you see her...?

Manta: nope

Lyserg: HU HU HULLL! victory!

Manta: *scoots away from lyserg*

[Jr.]

I was beginning to think that this thread was dying, but now I think it has gotten it's zip back!!!

EDIT: Nope It's dying!!
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Luffy/Lyserg: I NEED SOME MEAT!!!!

Ashil: !!!!! WHAT?!

HoroHoro: (He's distracted. Now's my chance!!!) GO HOLIDAY PEPSI!!!!

Ashil: That won't stop me. Go spirit! Attack him with my salad!!!!

HoroHoro: Nice try but I will finish you off with my berry pepsi attack!!!!!

*Sprays berry pepsi at Ashil breaking his spirit control

HoroHoro: Don't take it too badly bro. Here, I drug Marco's carcass out of the rubble. Why don't you kill him some more.

Ashil: Thanks bro. (commences killing)

resurie: Can I help?

HoroHoro: Why don't you kill Zeke some more? (produces Zeke carcass)

reusrie: ^_^ WOO-HOO!!! (commences killing)

Dessa: What about me?

HoroHoro: Sorry Dessa. I'm all out of carcasses. I'm not exactly a morgue you know.

Len: You should carry three bodies.

HoroHoro: I said not EXACTLY!!! And here. Have a can of pepsi.

Len: Make it three and you've got yourself a deal.

HoroHoro: Fine.

(pinkechidna)

pinkechidna: I hope Manta comes back soon. He has no idea what will happen if he tries to double-cross me.

Onion/Manta: Whew. I'm finally away from her. Now I can leave her trapped there forever.

(s91)

s91: Lyserg? Where did you go? (pulls out tracking device) Well Well. A One Piece fan are we? We'll see about that!!!

(group)

Ashil: DIE DIE DIE!!! Now I have my revenge.

HoroHoro: Well, this is almost all of us. We are still missing pinkechidna and Lovely. Anyone seen them?

Onion/Manta: Nope Nope. Can't say I have.....heh heh

s91: Now I have found you Lyserg.

Luffy/Lyserg: HU HU HULLLLLL! You must mean this little guy. (points to Onion/Manta)

s91: If I can't have you noone can!!!!

*Attacks Onion/Manta buts gets blocked by pinkechidna

s91: Wha?

pinkechidna: Noone touches him. (begins hugging Manta and his Onion suit falls off)

HoroHoro: It was Manta the whole time.

Len: But what about Luffy?

s91: Lyserg!!!! (pounces on Luffy/Lyserg and his disguise falls off)

Lyserg: Marco!!!!! You're dead.

Ashil: That's right. I EXECUTED HIM!!!!

Lyserg: I'll get you Ashil someday but I have bigger problems.

Dessa: I'm gonna kill Hao. I'm sure he's the one behind this!!!!

resurie: Noone kills Hao. I LOVE HIM!!!! You will pay for your words.

pinkechidna: s91!!! I know you attacked Manta and I will not allow you to get away with it.

LC: (almost getting away but now sees a fight starting again) Place your bets.

*everyone gives LC the rest of their money

LC: Perfect.

Saturn: Let's go LC. Our job is done for now.

*four way fight begins between Dessa/resurie and pinkechidna/s91

HoroHoro: What a great show.

Len: Well if we had a third fight then it would be great.

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Wow. Kind of a long post this time. Sorry yall!!

[Necromancer]

EvLovely: *follows the Hooded figure around a completely intact portion of the building*........this is getting repettitive.FACE ME LIKE A CLOAKED VILLAN, DAMMIT!

Hooded Man: No!*runs faster*

EvLovely: You know, I wouldn't chase you if you didn't run......

Hooded Man: Hm......*considers*.........okay.*stops*

EvLovely: Good.Now, you're my minnion.

Hooded Man: Minnion?

EvLovely: Yes.To spread my evil.....

Hooded Man: Uh.........*runs away, fearing uncut anime*

EvLovely: Hey!*persues*

Necromancer: *follows Lovely*........

EvLovely:.......*stops and looks at Necromancer* Shouldn't you be stuck in some rubble?

Necromancer: *shrug* I was in the anime editing room at the time, trying to piece YuuGiOu Duel Monsters back together.You want a butchered picture of Yami No Malik?How about some crappy techno-music insert?

EvLovely: Um.......maybe latter.........

Necromancer: Your loss......*is holding a bundle of anime-shreds*

EvLovely: Uh-huh.......why are you following me?

Necromancer: *shrug* I'm not in any other story lines.Can I be your head minnion?

EvLovely: I was gonna get that man to be it, but sure......

Necromancer: Shweet!

EvLovely: Now, go capture or kill those......people that I used to be around when I was good.I'm going to persue this figure some more......*persues*

Necromancer: Excellent.......

[Jr.]

HoroHoro: Well then. This battle is pretty interesting, but I just need to spice thiings up a bit. From now on, call me Jr.

Ashil: Jr.?

Jr.: I have a real name, but let's just leave it at that for now.

Ashil: ?

*Jr. pulls out his pistols

Jr.: They may not be Shaman powered, but I can still do some damage with these.

Ashil: @_@!!!! bro.......?

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We can still be bro's right bro?