The SKU RPG series

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

s91: HLLOOOOOOOOOO!

Horohoro: hi

s91: what about that thing we're sopposed to do.

Horohoro: *eats*

s91:

cat: *scarches all including s91*

s91: why did you scarch me

cat: *takes chips from s91*

s91: ohh

TreyRacer: little beast

resurie: alright now lets find Lovely!
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Yeah I have wierd mood swings XD anyway keep posting people

[Ashil]

kidnapper: we need sinister type music *snaps fingers and music starts and he starts to sing smooth criminal*

So, annie are you ok
Are you ok, annie
Annie are you ok
So, annie are you ok, are you ok, annie

Lovely: my name's not annie...?

Kidnapper: can you...just go along with this...please?

Lovely: ummm...okay?

Kidnapper: *thriller moves while still singing*

Lovely: i wonder what everyone else is doing...

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

Horohoro: Hot topic Hot Topic humm

Saturn: what's there to humm about the store is right there *points*

Horohoro: good let's go

s91: how are we gonna get in to the back room?

[Ashil]

Trey Racer: *catches up to horo horo* hey! thanks for leaving me alone and defenceless in the food court! some big bro you are!

horo horo: you're old enough to take care of yourself

trey racer: fine from now on, s91 is my new big bro!

horo horo: what!? no way!

trey racer: pfftt....*sings his scentance* im gOinG TooOo siIInggG ofF KeYyyY to YoU FrOM noW oNnnNNNn

Horo Horo: gahh! stop!

trey racer: *sings like michale jackson* whoo! noooooo-ah

Horo horo: *whacks trey with his snow board*

Trey racer: GAH! *attacks back*

random anouncer: SNOW BOARD KOMBAT!

trey racer vrs. horo horo round 1 FIGHT!

s91: umm..go both..? *watches*

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

Saturn: *slaps Horohoro and TreyRacer*

s91: 0_0

Saturn: LET'S JUST GO FIND LOVELY!

all: 0________0 okay

[Ashil]

Trey Racer: T__T

Horo Horo: hey don't smack my bro!

Saturn: pffttt...i smack who i please!

Trey Racer: well not me! i have a woman's complextion!

*everyone facefaults*

Trey Racer: ehhh i mean...

Cory: *throws snow on trye's face*

Trey racer: cold...

Saturn: i have a hunch that where ever that michale jackson music is comming from, we'll find the kidnapper and lovely

[resurie]

resurie: um...wait..the note had the kidnapper speaking all slang-like...why would he be where theres michael jackson music?

silence.

resurie: meh..-__- i tried...

horo horo: lets ask that scary woman behind the counter!

resurie: thats a man...

horo horo: ...oh...really? *stares*

s91: *looking around the store*

saturn: *is simply staring at everyone*

treyracer: *looking at face products*

LC: *joins saturn in the staring*

resurie: my god..well never find her -__-

horo horo: hey whats that? *points to mysterious curtin*

saturn: thats the dressing room...T_T....

horo horo: oh...

resurie: wait! maybe theres something behind it! s91! go see!

s91: why me?

resurie: because...um........theres candy on the other side?

s91: ooh! *runs off to curtin and opens it revealing a...*

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continue.. X3

[Ashil]

poster of Michale Jackson

Trey: *with facal cream on* whats that doing behind there?

Horo Horo: we'll it's not lovely....or a lady....or a lovely lady...

s91: and my candy...?

Resurie: michale ate it?

s91: *classic anime cloud fights resurie into the poster and they fall thru*

Trey Racer: *gasp* the poster!

Horo Horor: *gasp* the music

s91: *gasp*

*everyone looks at s91*

s91: no...im gasped cuz i swalled part of th poster...

saturn: *summons everyone else to where they are*

Lord Cyber: how in the...?

Yohko: hey! i was in the little demon's room!

saturn: follow

*they walk down the stairs and....

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

*a room filled with Michael Jackson stuff from posters to CDs to moves starring Michael Jackson*

Kidnapper: hello welcome too..... mu.... ummm..... uhh... evil ummmm PLACE!

TreyRacer: you couldn't even think of a name for it

Saturn: this place sucks

Lovely: *is still tied up* hi ^-^;

s91: I think I'm gonna be sick from that poster

resurie: so anyway Mr...uhh kidnapper... why did you go through all of this?

Kidnapper: huh? What re-phrase that please?

s91: I think she means why didn't you ask for money or something.

Kidnapper: what you can do that? COOL!

Horohoro: oh no you don't.

Kidnapper: oh no I don't what?

Trey Racer: you don't even think about taking Lovely again or.........I'll umm

resurie: OR WE'LL BURN ALL YOUR MICHAEL JACKSON STUFF!

Kidnapper: YOU’RE BLUFFING!

resurie: are not ^___________^

Lovely: *is still tied up* this is getting interesting

[Ashil]

Horo Horo: we'll do it! weeee'llllll do it!

*hao's fire spirit randomly appears*

Resurie: HA! now's my chance! *is suddenly dressed at hao and perches on the spirit's shoulder*

Trey Racer: what the--- where's hao?

Kidnapper: alright...we need to stop calling me kidnapper....i have a name you know ;___;

Trey Racer: ....finally! someone who feels like me! *pats kidnapper on the back* tell us what your name is...

Kidnapper: it's me...dragon Warrior...

Horo Horo: but why...?

Dragon Warrior: well arn't newbies supposed to cause havok?

[Jr.]

HoroHoro: Hey look at all the uncomfortable chairs.

TreyRacer: Focus bro, we have bigger issues right now.

HoroHoro: Right. Now how can you not like pepsi. I mean come on here what's not to like. It's PEPSI dude.

Saturn: Alright I've had enough of this. (takes tray from food court and smacks HoroHoro in the back of the head)

TreyRacer: Hey. We were discussing something important here. And where did you get that food court tray?

Deus ex Machina: I really thought that you people would be catching on by now.

s91: Yeah. I like pepsi too.

resurie: I am Hao now......Hao now brown cow? That's funny.

HoroHoro: OWWWWwwwww.

Len: You have been unmasked Dragon Warrior. Thanks Scooby.

Scooby: Ror relcome Ren. ;D (that's funny)

Dragon Warrior: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and that dog and that cat and that plot device and......

LC: ALL RIGHT!!! Look there has to be some explanation for this. Dragon Warrior, why did you kidnap Lovely and subject her to all these uncomfortable chairs and your clothing options?

pinkechidna: Don't forget that singing, if you call that singing.

Dragon Warrior: How did you know about that?

*LC Points to an earlier post.

Dragon Warrior: Curses! Foiled again. And my singing is just fine thak you.

pinkechidna:

Len: What do you mean again?

Dragon Warrior: What?

Len: What?

s91: What? What?

Dragon Warrior: This doesn't concern you.

s91: But it's my running gag.

Saturn: This is pointless..(walks away from the group)

s91: See Saturn got to do her gag.

TreyRacer: Stop pouting. Can someone untie Lovely so we can leave.

resurie: Hao Hao Hao.

Deus ex Machina: I sent Lovely away. This story is just too interesting to end now.

Everyone: (groan)



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Cool!! I'm a senior shaman. Time for a new pic.

[Ashil]

Trey: *trying on new facial cream* great lovely gets kidnapped and now she's been sent away! *eats some* mmmm hey guys try this *offers*

Horo Horo: no way dude

Resurie: hao de hao hao hao de

everyone: enough resurie

Resurie: ..........hao..........

s91: so now we have to find lovley all over again....this is great...we'll never get to read comparisons ever again...

Lovely: *from inside Treys coat pocket* ......what did i do to desever this kind of punishment....hey is this facecal cream? *uses* ahhh a glowing complexion.

(congrats bro!)

[Jr.]

HoroHoro: My head still hurts. Deus where is Lovely?

Deus ex Machina: Like I'm gonna tell you.

s91: Will you tell me?

Deus ex Machina: Yes.

s91: Really?

Deus ex Machina: No.

TreyRacer: As someone who would rather eat facial cream than drink pepsi, I'm gonna pass out.

HoroHoro: !!! AHHHH We gotta help Trey!

*Corey freezes Trey in ice.

TreyRacer: (after breaking out of ice) Th.....th.....thanks Corey.

Len: Where did Dragon Warrior go?

*everyone looks around and then to Deus ex Machina

Deus ex Machina: That wasn't me this time.

Dragon Warrior's voice: Ha! Now that I have eluded you fools I will continue to torture your precious Lovely.............. as soon as I find her.

*everyone facefaults

LC: Where is his voice coming from?

pinkechidna: TreyRacer, you shouldn't really eat your face cream.

resurie: I'm still Hao and I still have my fire sprit. Now destroy everything in this room. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

HoroHoro: She's lost it!!

s91: I found it!

LC: Found what?

Yohko: Hello everyone. What has been going on here?

Len: resurie has set the room on fire and we are just standing here talking.

*everyone escapes the room before they die

(transition to Trey's pocket)

Lovely: Well, I THINK I'M PRETTY UNCOMFORTABLE NOW!!!! Stupid cheap plot device.

(Back to the group)

TreyRacer: Poor Lovely!!!

LC: Here have a pixie stick.

HoroHoro: Where did you get pixie sticks?

LC: From the drug store by the food court.

resurie: DRUG?! ...........I mean STORE?! ;D

*everyone stampedes to the drug store for more pixie sticks.

(Back in Trey's pocket)

Lovely: I'm never gonna get out of here.

*dust from Trey's pixie stick falls in the pocket.

Lovely: But at least I have a snack.

[Ashil]

Trey Racer: okay pixi stix are WAY better that face cream

Pink Echidna: why did you eat that stuf anyways?

Trey Racer: .....i was hungry.....

Pink Echidna: here have some of my left over general tsao's chicken

Trey Racer: *glowing evil eyes and tosses the chicken* *stomps around like an angry monkey*

Pink Echinda: did i...miss something

(pans down to pocket)

Lovely: ohhhhhhh...i should'nt have eaten all of that pixi stix....

s91: trey! calm down! look....salad *waves*

Trey Racer: *__* *eats it quietly*

Horo Horo: ehhh, we need a sign or something...

Resurie: AAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!! *stomps by with the fire spirit, sending the burger king logo down to our heros below*

Horo Horo: NOT THAT KIND OF SIGN!

[Jr.]

resurie: What are you talking about?

HoroHoro: The sign is going to fall on us.

s91: what sign?

*sign disappears

Saturn: Look. A plot device is one thing, but you can't just change something that big and remove it from the story.

*Saturn turns around and walks into a palm tree

Saturn: What now?

wiltedwaltz: We're in the tropics.

pinkechidna: Yay. let's hit the beach.

LC: What about Lovely?

Lovely: I'm right here. Let's go. WOO-HOO!

Staurn: !!!!! This makes no sense. Oh, well.

HoroHoro: Yeeehaaa! Time to ride the waves right bro?

TreyRacer: Let's do it!!

Len: Wake up HoroHoro!!!

HoroHoro: What?

s91: You're dreaming silly.

(HoroHoro wakes up in the middle of the food court with a giant bruise on his head from the sign)

HoroHoro: That was weird.

Deus ex Machina: (holding a coconut) or was it?

HororHoro: That guy really freaks me out.

s91: resurie. That was mean.

resurie: How foolish. I'm gonna join Dragon warrior and find Lovely first. I have some great ideas for some uncomfrotableness ( what a word) to subject her too.

*jumps down from fire spirits shoulder

TreyRacer: She's off her spirit.

Yohko: She's off more than that.

(Trey's pocket)

Lovely: Deus ex Machina. I demand to be transported to a place where I am my regular size. (vanishes)

(back outside)

Len: You can't leave resurie.

TreyRacer: Please don't go...

resurie: I'll think about it...........okay I've thought about it and I will--------

(to be continued)