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[wiltedwaltz]

------------- LEAVE!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA gu-by, suckahs!!

*resurie runs off in search of dragon warrior*

trey racer: great. now, what are we gonna do! lovely's gone from my pocket to some, truly unknown place!!

everyone: WHAT!!!! YOU KNEW SHE WAS IN YOUR POCKET??!!!!?!?!?!?!

trey racer: *in tiny, scared voice* yes?

wiltedwaltz: you fool!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOOOOO??!!!!!

trey racer: don't yell at me! *sniff sniff *on the verge of tears**

wiltedwaltz: oh, i'm sorry!!! i didn't mean it. *tries to reasure trey*

s91: can we GO??!

len: what?

s91: what?

len: what what?

s91: what what what what?

icekitten: ENOUGH!!!!!!

wiltedwaltz: where'd you come from?

icekitten: the mcdonolds down the hall *points*

everyone: oooohhh

saturn: this is stupid *walks away*

[IceDragon]

frank:eeh ooh ah!!

icekitten:hi frank

everyone but icekitten and wiltedwaltz:who's frank?

wiltedwaltz:her invisible purple monkye.

icekitten:HEY! I can introduce my OWN monkey, you know. hmph. sisters...

::the men's room down the hall::
horohoro:*pants zipper*lalalalalala! aaaaaaaaa.....

lovely:heeeellpp...meeee...

horohoro:who said that?

lovely:lovely

horohoro:where are you?

lovely:in the urinale! dude pee smells, man!

horohoro:oh.*picks up lovely between fingers**drops lovely in plastic baggy and puts down pants*

lovely:HEY!! why'd you put me in here?!!

horohoro:*picks up sock*hello, dragon warrior? your newest humble servant is here.

dragon warrior:bring me lovely

horohoro:yes my lord...




YAY!! I wrote something.

[wiltedwaltz]

wiltedwaltz: let's go! *impaitiontly taps foot on sisters face*

icekitten: schtop kickinph me!!!

wiltedwaltz: oh, sorry.

trey racer: where's horohoro?

s91: what?

len: not again.

s91: what what what what?

saturn: SHUT UP!! this is pointless. *walks away from group*

trey racer: we can't leave without---

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finish it, sombody~!!!!

[resurie]

*somewhere else*

resurie: hi

dragon warrior:AHH!!

resurie:

dragon warrior: who are you?

resurie: resurie...

dragon warrior: why are dressed as hao?

resurie: cuz i want to.

dragon warrior: ok...why are you here?

resurie: to help you look for lovely

dw: oh glee! but first!

resurie:

dw: what color do you like? *holds up two different colored cloths*

resurie: .....

*back with everyone else*

horo horo: you know its awfully quiet...and disturbing

treyracer: thats cuz resurie aint here

horo horo: ah...

s91: whyd she leave again?

yohko: she didnt really say...

horo horo: quiet....

*back with dw and resurie*

dw: or i could wear this one *holds up green cloth*

resurie: oh for the love of god! ><! *burns dw's clothes*

dw: ahh!! my clothes!

resurie: im never going to find lovely this way! im going back!

dw: why...? my clothes...

resurie: *twitch*

*back with everyone else*

all: *simply standing there trying to figure out where lovely is*

resurie: *appears out of nowhere* im back!

all: !

horo horo: whyd you come back?!!

resurie: ide rather not say...T_T *twitch*

s91: how do you know well welcome you back?

resurie: cuz if you dont ill burn you all with the SoF.

s91: fair enough.

horo horo: ok so now that resuries back we should look for lovely....

treyracer: are you really staying resurie or just plotting against us?

resurie: i will stay...and im not plotting...too easy..

all:

resurie: BUT! im keeping the SoF! *jumps back on SoF*

horo horo: that aint good...

*switch to random mankin scene*

hao: hmm..where the hell is the Spirit if Fire..? and...WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANTS?! !

*back with our 'heros'*

treyracer: resurie you DO know your still have haos pants on right?

resurie: yes. *marvels at pants*

horo horo: ...um...ok..we should look for lovely..

saturn: like we know where she is....

treyracer: *scratches pocket* stupid side tags...

*in some unknown place*

Lovely: *is surrounded by pink bunnies* @_@ someone please shoot me....

*back with everyone else*

yohko: hey wasnt lovely just here with us?

saturn: ><

LC: well shes gone now..

resurie: *is still marveling at pants*

treyracer: my coat really itches you guys..

horo horo: thats because you dont drink pepsi

saturn: that doesnt make sense...T_T

s91: it doesnt? *thinks*

saturn: -__-

yohko: so where do you think lovely is now?

resurie: lets check the other note

all: theres another note?!! !!

resurie: isnt there...?

all: -___-

resurie: i must be high----on sugar...o_0....yea...sugar...

s91: i still dont get the pepsi thing...

saturn: *leaves for no reason*

treyracer: *looks in pocket* gasp!

all: ...

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[Ashil]

Trey: a marshmellow peep!

Lovely: *covered with face cream and pixi sugar* hmm..WAHHHH NONONONONOOOO!

Trey: AHH! It lives! *drops lovely and screams like a girl, jumping into s91's arms*

s91: *drops trey*

Trey: wahh!

Resurie: the peep is mine!

Lovlely: ARGAH! NO! *tries to escape*

Resurie: me and the pants of hao hunger for sugar

*everyone facefaults*

Trey: 10 SECOND RULE! 10 SECOND RULE! *picks up lovley and stuffs her in his short's pocket*

Resurie: >:-O

Trey: ......... *gets burned then frozen by corey*

Saturn: fools....*throws meat at trey*

Trey: *dramatic death sequence*

Horo Horo: NO! LIVEEE!!! *throws salad on Trey*

Lovely: T__T

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

s91: what's going on?

Saturn: duh it's a food fight

s91: but food can't fight

Saturn: clueless *walks away*

resurie: *tosses ice at s91*

s91: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! oh yeah *picks up cat*

resurie: you wouldn't

s91: oh yeah *throws cat at resurie*

cat 0____________________0........ Meow........

resurie: OUCH!

Horohoro: *runs behind s91*

Trey: *throws peanut butter at Horohoro but misses and hits s91*

s91: -___________________________-

wiltedwalt: this is kind of stupid

s91: what?

wiltedwalt: *puts tape over s91's mouth*

s91: muppfit

Lovely: o-o why me?

icekitten: err.... what about Lovely?
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wow this therd gets posted on fast ^_^

[Lovely]

Let's throw in some plot twists shall we?

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*Lovely distances herself from her "rescuers" and confronts Deus ex Machina*

Deus: OH MY GOD IT BURNS!!!!

*Grinning with satisfaction, and now at a more normal size, Lovely looks a bit... different. She now sports a large pair of bat-like wings, and her eyes have turned into a shade of red.*

EVIL Lovely: Aaaaaah yeeeeah >:D .

*Meanwhile at DragonWarriors... erm... layer*

Dw: She burned them ;_; *sob* !!!

EVIL Lovely: *kicks DW* Oh stop that already -_- .

DW: Ah! H-how did you get here? Well, no matter! Now that you are in my clutches again I'll---*** *get's kicked by EVLove again*

EvLove: *rolls eyes* oh please.

DW: W-WHAT??? You're supposed to be all weak and defensless and ... stuff!

EvLove: Yeah, that whole Damsel in Distress shtick got tiring *grins*.

DW: 0_0;; Erm... am I gonna die ;_; ?

EvLove: I was seriously considering it, but then I realised, I need a group of lackeys to do my EVIL bidding ^_^ .

DW: .... lackey ._. ?

EvLove: Yeppers, for EVIL ^_~ . AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

DW: 0_o ...

EvLove: AHAHAHAHHA!!!

DW: erm...

EvLove: What? I'm lauging maniacly here.

DW: Well... I was just wondering... what exactly do you have in mind?

EvLove: 0_o.... huh. I hadn't actually thought that far yet ^_^ heh heh. No matter! It's time to go Lackey! AHAHAHA *drags DW off ... somewhere*

DW: *weep* How did I get myself into this mess T_T . I wish HoroHoro hadn't hired me to get Lovely out of the way for a while so he wouldn't die again ;_; . He promised a new wardrobe!

EVlove: What was that?

DW: Ah! Nothing 0_0; !!


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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *cough* sorry ^_~ .

[Jr.]

EDIT: !!! Now just a darn minute here. (I can't leave this forum for a second without having picked Lovely out of a urinal and now I'm evil.)

I LOVE your sig Trey. ;D Your pic may need some work though.

Anyway,
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(back to the group)

HoroHoro:........I mean it's pepsi..........It's just da bomb!!

*everyone stares at HoroHoro

HoroHoro: Look I had a lot of catching up to do in the story so just bear with me. Where is the peep?

TreyRacer: We are your peeps bro.

Saturn: Enough with the horrible slang.

HoroHoro: How many times have you walked away from us today.

*saturn walks away from the group.

wiltedwaltz: what we need to battle these insane plot twists is some of our own. Ready Deus?

*Deus lies motionless on the floor

pinkechidna: Oh, great the plot device is dead.

HoroHoro: Well that's just great. I think it's about time I came clean and told you who I really am.

Everyone: ?!?!

HoroHoro: Oh, I am really HoroHoro, but I am now evil. You can call me EvilHoro!!! Bye now.

TreyRacer: NOOOOOOOoooooooooo. Would you stay if I drank a pepsi?

EvilHoro: No. Sorry bro, but I haven't heard from Dragon Warrior in a while so he probably got lost in some Victoria Secret outlet store or something.

Everyone: !!!

EvilHoro: Don't ask, he was the best I could come up with in this situation.

*EvilHoro vanishes in glorious burst of ice

Len: What just happened here?

resurie: I don't know, but I'm leaving again to join the forces of darkness. Now that I know it's not run by a cross-dresser, I should be able to get by.

*resurie leaves in a glorious burst of fire

s91: Hey guys what is going on?

Len: Hmmm she dresses up as HAo and complains about someone cross-dressing?

TreyRacer: It's the end of the world. We'll never find Lovely now.

(transition to EvLove's domain)

EvLove: This will do nicely for a headquarters of evil!!!

DW: Ugh, the carpeting clashes with the drapes. I can't bear to look at it anymore.

EvilHoro: I'm back Dragon Warrior have you found Lovely ye............

*EvilHoro sees EvLove and freezes. Thanks to Kororo)

EvLove: Well look who it is........ HoroHoro don't even get any ideas about "rescuing" me or I'll kill you so fast, you'll be dead before I can kill you.

EvilHoro: !! a heheheh (nervous laugh)

DW: haha dude that's messed up.

EvilHoro: Shut up. Where were you I've been trying to contact you.

DW: I was busy............ I thought I would get a new wardrobe.

EvilHoro: Yeah, well things got a little mixed up. Here take this gift card and go buy whatever disturbing things you want.

DW: YAY!!!

EvilHoro: Anyway, EvLove, I am here to continue my plan to conduct evil in very evil ways. May I join your group of Lackey(s) ;D?

EvLove: Fine but under only one condition. We have two HoroHoro fans, but to make the Horo trio, we need one more.

EvilHoro: Not TreyRacer...... he won't even drink pepsi. How can you be evil and not drink pepsi.

*EvLove glares at EvilHoro

(back to the others)

LC: Well, I'm ready to call it a day.

Saturn: Me too. All that walking I've been doing. It's not healthy.

TreyRacer: I can't believe this. How did this adventure get so messed up?

Deus ex Machina:.......pl...ot.......de...vice....

Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!



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I guess my new pic is really working for me.

[Ashil]

Trey: great! my bro has become evil.... if you want me i'll be in a dress, eating salads in the food court, and wearing face cream...

S91: is that how you cope with being depressed..?

Trey: yeah....but i wear the dress just cuz i feel like it

*everyone facefaults*

LC: hey trey would you stay if i gave you a salad?

Trey: no...

LC: For two salads?

Trey: OH yeah yeah! *points to mouth*

LC: *tosses them to trey*

Trey: *eats* mmmm *hugs self* mmmmm *hugs self again* Mmmmmm *hugs self again and jumps into the air, floating back down* ahhh...

can i still wear this dress?

Everyone: NO!

[Jr.]

(back in EvLove's lair)

EvilHoro: ok I agree to your terms, but I still don't believe evil people just eat salads and don't drink pepsi.

EvLove: Fine whatever. Oh, and Dragon Warrior stays with me. We have some issues to discuss.

DW: (groan)

EvilHoro: So I'm doing this alone?

EvLove: No, take her/him Hao with you.

EvilHoro:

*door opens

EvLove: Ahhh right on time.

*the door opens to reveal resurie with her SoF.

EvilHoro: All Right! Now we're talking.

resurie: Let's do this thing.

Everyone except DW: (evil laugh) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*EvilHoro and resurie depart

EvLove: Now we are seriously gonig to have to do something about your fashion sense.

DW: (groan.... let this end. I have been GROSSLY misrepresented in this story)

(back with the others)

*EvilHoro and resurie appear out of sight just in time to hear Trey talk about wearing a dress.

EvilHoro: Now he's hugging himself in a dress. I should have known he doesn't drink pepsi.

resurie: Let's just do this before EvLove kills Dragon Warrior.

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

s91: why is everyone going evil

icekitten: because..... HEY WAIT A SECOUND DIDN'T YOU HAVE TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH!?!!?

s91: umm.......no

wiltedwaltz: *puts tape back over s91's mouth*

TreyRacer: *wispers* I like dresses it's not fair

EvilHoro: WAAAAAAAAHT!?!!!!!!!

TreyRacer: I didn't say any thing

Saturn: *walks off*

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Ok I'm really confused what the heck just happened?

EDIT: this is getting wierd 0.o I got to lay off the sugar

[Jr.]

Well, in a nutshell, EvilHoro, Dragon Warrior, Evil Lovely, and resurie now make up a bunch of evil people who do evil things.

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resurie: (smacks EvilHoro in back of head) You nearly gave us away.

EvilHoro: They didn't notice.

TreyRacer: Ok now that I have that salad in me, I'm rady to take on Dragon Warrior or find Lovely or watever.

s91: Okay. I'm lost.

LC: this thread posts fast so you need to chack back often.

EvilHoro: (yeah or you become evil)

resurie: How are we gonna do this?

EvilHoro: I thought we would just take him to EvLove and let her deal with him. Then I won't die.

resurie: Fine. *snort

EvilHoro: What are you doing?

resurie:........ ummm I'm preparing a spell.... yeah. SoF take TreyRacer.

TreyRacer: HELP!!!

Len: Well what are we gonna do now?

Yohko: I guess we will just talk while Trey gets taken away.

TreyRacer:

EvilHoro: It's for your own good Trey.

*TreyRacer, SoF, resurie and EvilHoro disappear in a mixture of fire and ice.

s91: I definetly would have seen that if that was how they appeared.

pinkechidna: I wonder how the academy is doing.

(back at the academy)

SammieSpitz: Am I the only one who hasn't been mentioned after the first post?

(EvLove's lair)

EvLove: That's better. Now the third HoroHoro fan is here so we will have the ultimate ice attack force.

TreyRacer: Mommy!!!

[Lovely]

Evil said:

EDIT: !!! Now just a darn minute here. (I can't leave this forum for a second without having picked Lovely out of a urinal and now I'm evil.)

Aaaactually, I was planning on making you the person responsible for the kidnapping a while back ago, I was just never able to write it ^_~ . In fact, if you look at one of my older posts you'll notice that the dialouge I give you makes you sound suspicous ^_~ .

I was planning on doing something related to the Veeeeeeerry first part of the fic, but things went in such a fun direction that I didn't have the heart to ^_^; . (might do it later if the opertunity presents itself, and no, it didn't involve Horo's death ^o^ .)

This actually isn't the first time I've used EVIL Lovely in a fic. I used to write/role play as her in fics back on the CCU (Cardcaptors Uncensored) message board. The "Academy" idea came from that too actually ^o^ .

No fic contribution from me this post, I haven't any ideas. And just posting here is pretty bad considering I haven't even started on the epi 31 comparison ^_^; (Haven't even seen the dubbed episode yet actually, it's waiting for me on tape ^^; .) That, and I've been watching Detective Conan movies again ^^;;;....

EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. You guys are hilarious XD .

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

Ohhhhh,
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s91: shore is good to have that tape off my mouth and I miss Trey

wiltedwaltz: who keeps takeing the tape off her mouth? *puts tape back over s91's mouth*

s91: fugrkvggg!

wiltedwaltz: and no one take it off

LC: okay, okay no more takeing tape off s91's mouth

SammieSpitz: hello, the three Horohoro fans.

Yohko: what?

SammieSpitz: JUST READ THE LAST POST *points*

all: ohh................... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Takato: umm........... they took Trey..........And I don't talk a lot.......

icekitten: neither do I and poor trey

s91: mupfinsburn

Saturn: this is so stupid *walks off*

[Ashil]

*in the evil lair*

Trey: *singing loudy* DREAMIN! DON'T GIVE IT UP IT NAMI!
DREAMIN'! DON'T GIVE IT UP ZOLO!

Evil Horo: gahhh...thats the 19th round....it DOES get to you after a while...

Evil Lovely: at least it's not card captors

Trey: DON'T GIVE IT UP...CARD...CAPTOORRRSSS!

Evil Lovely: *goes into evil lovely oversoul mode*

Evil Horo: AHH! EVERYONE EVACUATE!

Evil Lovely: crimson beyond blood that flows....

Trey: waiittt....thats from slay...oh...crap!

Evil Lovely: DRAGON....SLAVE!!

Trey: GYAHHHHH!!!!!!

*after the smoke clears*

DW: hey you ruined trey's dress!....err...i mean hey you ruined our hideout!