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Post by Jr. on Oct 28, 2004 15:34:48 GMT -5
EvilHoro: I told you this was a bad idea EvLove: destroy..........Destroy...........DESTROY!!!!!!!! resurie: Now you're talking. SoF burn it all down. DW: Hey you ruined my.......err Trey's other dress. EvilHoro: Man, I should have kidnapped Lovely myself. TreyRacer: Maybe cardcaptors was going over the edge. EvilHoro: I've got it. If we are ever going to get out of here we need a distraction. TreyRacer: okay. DW: I'm coming too. I don't even feel like modeling anymore. EvilHoro: T_T please stop. Anyway, we need to summon the ultimate distraction. COME FORTH!!! TreyRacer: No way!! DW: That's..... Beast: That's right it's me. Kiro Beros. EvilHoro: Say the line... Kiro: Expect the unexpected Sakura.... EvLove: GAAAAAAAAAH DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!! EvilHoro: Now run!!!! *the trio escape while EvLove rips the stuffing out of Kiro resurie: T_T I'm going back with the others now. This is just too disturbing.
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Post by resurie on Oct 28, 2004 18:00:04 GMT -5
man...i just cant make up my mind can i? actually...since im the one who always laughs at scenes where people die...im gonna stay evil! *cackles madly* ---------------------------------- resurie: *staring at evil lovely rip kiro to shreds* on second thought...*joins her* ---------------------------------- treyracer: you think she took the bait? evilhoro: i dont know...wanna go check? treyracer: NO! evilhoro: ok then dw: this is wrong....i myself havent even posted anything... evilhoro: be quiet dw: yes sir -------------------meanwhile EvLovely: there! *stomps on kiro for one last time* *looks around* where is everyone?! resurie: they left EvLovely: what?! resurie: i said they lef-- EvLovely: i heard you! i mean why did they leave! resurie: hell if i know....wanna go ask them why? EvLovely: what good would that do? resurie: i dont really know...i was just making a suggestion... EvLovely: no matter! well find more lackeys! *whips out computer* resurie: what are you doing? Computer website: Shaman King Uncensored resurie: EvLovely: *goes to members list* ahah! well use--! meanwhile...with our 'heros' s91: when do you think this story will actually start making sense? LC: when is it that you take the tape off your mouth? s91: like ide tell.... LC: -__- saturn: *comes, rolls eyes, and leaves* all: .... yohko: thats really getting annoying... *everyone nods* voice: hey were back! *everyone turns to face the voice...revealing...* ------------------------------ being evil is fun....my friends actually tell me i scare them and that i would be the most likely to kill them XD...
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Post by Saturn on Oct 28, 2004 18:17:29 GMT -5
~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~
Saturn: I've had enough of this! Where is that Deus? *takes glaive out of dimensional space pocket and leaves for what she hopes will be a final time*
*a hop, skip and a jump away...showdown music begins to play...the scene has changed to that of a dusty run down town out in the middle of nowhere. No one seems to be around as a tumbleweed rolls by. Saturn stands at one end, and Deus stands at the other.*
Saturn: I'm tired of this Deus. You've had me running around for no good reason long enough.
Deus: I didn't cause that. I just do plots. You'll have to talk to the ones that are writing your part. Yes...that's it...the writers are to blame!
Saturn: Enough of your excuses Deus. Either way this ends now!
Deus: *nervous twitch* Hey now...do you have any idea what will happen if you kill me?
Saturn: Nope but that doesn't matter! *jumps off the ground and readies her glaive to bring it down upon Deus's head*
Deus: *jumps out of the way right when Saturn's glaive hits the ground* You fail! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Saturn: Ugh..Your laughing is terrible *swings glaive at Deus, cutting off his arm.
Deus: Owwww!! Hey, that wasn't very nice. I'll show you... *disappears*
Saturn: I'll get you next time...next time...Now...time to get my revenge on those writers...
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Post by s91/S-chan/DoomStick on Oct 28, 2004 23:23:19 GMT -5
s91: oh no Saturn's going to get revenge on those writers THAT'S US!
LC: WAIT THAT WAS IN ANOTHER SEAN HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED OVER THERE??!!??! and why did the tape disappear off your mouth
s91: ummm........the answer to the first question... is *hides crystal ball behind back* and the second one well I don't know................HEY maybe I have E.S.P.N.
Yohko: err... *looks at resurie's post* umm isn't someone supposed to be walking in?
s91: oh yeah so.................
*everyone turns to face the voice...revealing...resurie sitting on SoF*
s91: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
wiltedwaltz: next time I'm using super glue
s91: can I be evil now?
icekitten: knock your self out
s91: YAY! *runs off*
LC: ah, she's finely gone ^_____^
resurie: and now I'm here.......again I'm still evil and I have something to say......
---------------**************----------------------- somebody write something
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Post by resurie on Oct 28, 2004 23:44:35 GMT -5
ok.. the voice was supposed to be evilhoro and treyracer....but whatever...ill work around it! ------------------------- LC: why are you here?! make up your mind! resurie: im not here to join back with you... LC: your not? resurie: no..im here looking for evilhoro and treyracer! yohko: why? werent they on your side? resurie: they were...T_T...EvLovely sent me here to look for them....and she told me that i can burn them if i want! ^^ all: .... *suddenly evilhoro and treyracer appear* evilhoro: hey guys! we have return---gasp! resurie?! treyracer: no! shell burn my dress! ><! resurie: traitors! evilhoro: ...aw crap... pinkechidna: this doesnt look good.... wiltedwaltz: why is everyone going evil? o_0... icekitten: i have no idea... resurie: burn! AHAHAHAHAHAH! *starts burning everything* evilhoro: ahh! come on trey! run! treyracer: *is too preoccupied trying to get his dress away from the fires* evilhoro: >< saturn: *appears* ahah! found you! now its time for my revenge! all: ! s91: *appears out of nowhere just to say this line* man..this is gonna be one hell of a fight! resurie: o_0...fight? i just wanted to burn things... all: ... *suddenly EvLovely appears out of nowhere* all: GASP!! !! EvLovely: *cackles madly* so did you think i was gone?! yohko: actually...weve been looking for you... EvLovely: ...oh...well...um...yea...resurie stop burning things! resurie: but-- EvLovely: stop resurie: TT...yes sir.. EvLovely: o_0... resurie: oh..wait...scratch that last comment... all: .... dw: hey how come i havent said anything? evilhoro: because your not important enough? dw: aw i knew it...this is because of the clothes isnt it? *looks at resurie* resurie: what?! saturn: im supposed to be getting my revenge! ><! LC: you can do that later saturn: ><! evilhoro: EvLovely, what is your buisiness here? EvLovely: it is---! um...eh...ok i havent really thought of that part...i only came up with the dramatic entrance... all: o_0.... EvLovely: so you all shall be spared! ...for now... come lackeys! *poofs away* resurie: lackey...yea...*poof* s91: *appears* wait for me! *poof* all: o_0 saturn: ahah! now ill get--- LC: i said later saturn: ><! ---------------------------- like i said in an earlier post, i want to be evil! *cackles madly*
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IceDragon
Shaman in Training
The stupidity all hail the stupidy *bows to self* I'VE DISCOVERED THE STUPIDITY!!
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Post by IceDragon on Oct 29, 2004 14:19:36 GMT -5
MUAHAHA!!
~~~ Icekitten: You all bore me. I'm going to McDonalds. Good bye. Wiltedwaltz: Yuck. EvilHoro: What exactly is going on?
*McDonalds* Icekitten: GIVE ME ALL YOUR FRENCH FRIES!!! Bob: Welcome to McDonalds! HOw may I help you? Icekitten: I just told you. Bob: Thank you for choosing McDon-- Frank: GOBBLE SNARF GULP! burp Icekitten: THANK you, Frank. Good monkey.
*EvilLovely* EVLovely: Being evil is hard work. `yawn` Erutis: Give up, EVLovely! Icekitten's runnin the show now! Icekitten: BWAHAHA!! I am going to rule the Internet! Erutis is my sex toy! She will rule by my side!! EVLovely: *transported by my army of flying monkeys to an island*NOOOO!!! Icekitten: Yeah! Erutis, entertain me. Erutis: Yes. *begins doing inappropriate dance on a pole* *wearing very revealing clothes*
~~ For anyone who doesn't know who Erutis is, she's a knight from Demon Diary.
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Post by Jr. on Oct 30, 2004 12:23:19 GMT -5
EDIT: I thought I killed off Deus....... hmm stupid plot devices never do what they're told...... OHH I'M ON! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturn: YOU! HORO HORO! You will be the first to taste my revenge. EvilHoro: It's EvilHoro....and BYE!!! Come on guys! *EvilHoro and TreyRacer escape Saturn with DW in tow. EvilHoro: (Man I really can't stand this. I'm sitting here trying my darndest to be evil and look what I have to work with here.) *looks over at Trey and DW fighting over the only dress resurie didn't burn. Saturn: (appearing out of nowhere) my revenge starts with you Horo!!! EvilHoro: (sigh) crap. TreyRacer: We should help him. DW: Go ahead. And the dress will be mine. TreyRacer: Not on your life pal. *just when the glaive is about to strike EvilHoro Takato: DIGI-MODIFY!!! HYPERSPEED AVTIVATE!!!! Go and get EvilHoro Guilomon. *Guilomon saves EvilHoro just in time to get struck by glaive. Guilomon: Goodbye Takato-mon. Takato: GUILOMON!!!! *Guilomon disappears into a red cloud EvilHoro: Why did you do that? Saturn: ugh, I need to clean my glaive. You got lucky this time Horo. Takato: Guilomon........... (cries) *EvilHoro begins to leave TreyRacer: Where ya going bro? EvilHoro: To figure things out. I need to find out if I truly am evil or just fooling myself. Take care of Kororo for me Trey. I need to be alone for a while. (leaves the group) TreyRacer: *cries DW: Damn this is getting to sappy. *Kororo cries DW: oh, well at least I have the dress. Now to make my getaway. *Corey cries *EvLove enters with resurie EvLove: Okay that IceKitten will pay first. Are you getting all this? resurie: Yes. The list is getting kinda long. If we kill all these people, will we have anyone left to terrorize? EvLove: I'm not concerned with details right now. resurie: T_T. whatever...... EvLove: Look at this..... *the two see TreyRacer Kororo and Corey all crying resurie: I know, what a bunch of babies. wanna move them up to the top of the list. You have them at like number 20 or something. --------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not really sure where I'm going with this. I just decided to finally add some drama. Sorry resurie. I didn't mean to make you like a secretary.
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Post by Jr. on Oct 30, 2004 19:40:02 GMT -5
(back to the group)
s91: Now that I am trying to be evil, what would a good evil character do right now?
LC: Put tape over their mouth.
s91: OKAY!!! (puts tape over mouth)
Len: Now is my chance. (tries to glue tape onto s91's mouth)
*the two wrestle comically
Yohko: Well, why don't we just sit here and wait for the story to continue to pass us by.
pinkechidna: Yohko's right. We need to do something.
wiltedwatlz: I know, let's go beat the crap out of IceKitten.
pinkechidna: I meant something productive.
LC: Well, we could continue watching this.
*Len and s91 continue to fight
pinkechidna: Fine let's go.
(back to wherever EvLove and resurie are)
EvLove: Will this take much longer? I have a comparison to write. This evil stuff really takes a lot of time out of the day.
*the two have tied up DW and TreyRacer and Corey and Kororo
TreyRacer: Well, since I haven't done much lately except eat salad and hate pepsi, I think I should give the plot a little twist.
DW: Now what?
TreyRacer: I am not TreyRacer, at least not for now or something.
resurie: ooooooookayyyy?
Ashil: Call me Ashil.
EvLove: Well, I can't kill you until you change your name back so let's release him resurie.
DW: WWHHAAATTT?! Fine I'm somebody else too.
EvLove: Shut up. It only works once.
resurie: That doesn't mean I can't torture you though.
Hao: (appears out of nowhere) I'm sorry but I think I need my SoF and my pants back please.
EvLove: Wow!!! The real Hao. Want to help me spread some evil in very evilly evil ways?
Hao: I can't my plates all full with Yoh and his bunch of something or rathers. I really just came for my pants and Spirit.
resurie: NOOOOOOO! They are mine now.
Hao: Leggo my legos.
resurie: Here. I have a spare set of your clothes.
Hao: You do? (searches pocket and finds bag) What's this?
resurie: (snatches bag) nothing!
EvLove: (sends Hao away) This is taking too long. Resurie we need to finish off the others.
resurie: Right. Where did they go?
EvLove: Why do people leave when they are about to be killed?
Saturn: (appears) I'm looking for EvilHoro. Know where he went?
EvLove: Perhaps an arrangement can be made. (Evil grin while eyes grow a darker shade of red)
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Post by Ashil on Oct 30, 2004 19:59:00 GMT -5
(slight spoiler for those who havn't seen ep 32 yet abounds) ashil: wait! hao! don't forget me! hao: pffttt forget you! 4 kids will mess up your love for me anyways ashil: hao: who knows, they might not accually mess it up.. ashil: really? hao: pfftt...you're so gullable ashil: i need a salad.... Evil Horo: what...did i miss something? Evil Lovely: naw, you'll know about this when you enter the episode 32 thread. (i was thinking, if it's okay with lovely, to start a serious RPG thread where we play shaman king chara's. like have a list on the first page of who's taken and who's available. and make it be a one per post kind of thing. how does that sound?)
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Post by resurie on Oct 31, 2004 13:14:49 GMT -5
(i was thinking, if it's okay with lovely, to start a serious RPG thread where we play shaman king chara's. like have a list on the first page of who's taken and who's available. and make it be a one per post kind of thing. how does that sound?) if lovely agrees to that and you do that then i already call hao! ><!! *hisses* right back to the story... ---------------------------------------------------------- EvLovely: so, what do you say? Saturn: hmm...sounds reasonable... resurie: i should have tied up hao when i had the chance.... EvLovely: be quiet resurie: but he was right there!! *fantasizes over hao* EvLovely: ehh..just ignore her Saturn: can do EvLovely: so do we have a deal? Saturn: yes EvLovely: *twidles her fingers* excellent.... resurie: o_0 matt groening is going to sue us now... saturn: .... Meanwhile with the others... *s91 and Len are still fighting* LC: this is getting old.... yohko: i agree..-__- pinkechidna: shouldnt we thinking of ways to stop EvLovely? yohko: ironic how we saving her at first and now were trying to stop her... *everyone nods and makes 'mmhmm' noises* evilhoro: im lost...where exactly am i supposed to be? ashil: *comes out of nowhere* hi! evilhoro: ah! *falls* *everyone turns to see ashil* LC: you escaped? ashil: pfft, EvLovely doesnt scare me! *EvLovely, saturn and resurie appear* ashil: ahh! *hides behind a bush* evilhoro: doesnt scare alright...T_T.... LC: what brings you here?! and why is saturn with you?! EvLovely: we have worked ouy a compromise... all: o_0 *EvLovely begins to cackle madly* s91: *stops fighting* aye caramba! resurie: oh for the love--! ><!! EvLovely: resuries right..were getting sued after this... ------------------------------- gasp! what could the compromise be? will the others survive? will ashil conquer his fear of EvLovely? will resurie stop making simpson references!?!! find out in the next post! ------------------------------- aheh..i always wanted to do that... ;D
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Post by s91/S-chan/DoomStick on Oct 31, 2004 21:45:36 GMT -5
I'm starting to run low on idlers ------********************----------------- s91: must find evil people Len: 0.o s91: ^_^ hey Len Len: what? s91: EAT umm APPLE PIE! *gets pie from nowhere hits Len in the foot with it* Len: NOT MY SHOES!! s91: ^_^ *sneaks off to be evil* Len: AWW CRAP I JUST BOUGHT THESE! LC: think Len, you were just out smarted by s91. 0.0 Yohko:....... that's just wrong (meanwhile) s91: I must find someone to be evil with me...... hummm.....AH HA *sees LySeRg* Lyserg: how did I end up here? 0.o s91: LLLLYSERGGGGG! Lyserg: stay away...umm......you....whoever you are s91: come and join me Lyserg... Lyserg: ohhh I see this is one of thoses crazy R.Ps. s91: yesssssssss. Lyserg: let me guess you want me to join you. s91: YES HOW DID YOU KNOW!?! Lyserg: 0.0 I....was...guessing s91: anyways if you join me and come to evil with me... Lyserg: forget it freak! s91: I'll get you better shorts than the ones the x-laws gave you. Lyserg: YOU CAN DO THAT!!!??!!!? s91: yes. Lyserg: ok then I'll follow you s91: YAY *picks up Lyserg* Lyserg: (thinking) (aww crap what did I just do) Morphine: *0* (thinking) (Oh god, here he goes again first the cult now this why can't he just get a job like a normal kid?) *follows* -------****************-------------- I'm sorry I had too >.< and yeeeah no more halloween candy before typeing on SKU
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Post by Jr. on Nov 1, 2004 9:25:22 GMT -5
EDIT: I'm supposed to be missing..... oh well. I call HoroHoro for shaman king character RPG. (duh ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ EvilHoro: (finishes off a pepsi) ahhhhh nothing like a pepsi right bro? Ashil: EvilHoro: Oh come on, I hardly drink pepsi. I actually prefer grape or orange soda. WiltedWaltz: Weren't we going after IceKitten? LC: We get distracted easily. EvLove: I would enjoy getting what is left of my EVIL domain. Oh and the episode 32 comparison is up so enjoy. Ashil: Thanks Lovely. (runs off to read comparison) *everyone enters room to find IceKitten defeated on the ground WiltedWaltz: Sis! What happened? *IceKitten points across the room to a bunch of people in business suits EvLove: Oh nooooo EvilHoro: It's terrible...... It can't be!!! Deus ex Machina: I warned you Saturn. You go against me and I'll bring in your worst nightmare. Say hello to the 4kids editors!!! MWAHAHAHAHA! *everyone lets out a bloodcurdling scream Saturn: What have I done? Ashil: I'm back! Great comparison Lovely. Lots of pics. Sweet. 4kids: Ashil.......... you are now going to be called Basil. Ashil: What?! But that doesn't make any sense. 4kids: HoroHoro you are supposed to be called Trey Racer. EvilHoro: NO WAY!!! KORORO INTO THE SNOWBOARD!!! 4kids: Don't you mean Corey? EvLove: STOP STOP STOP IT!!!! I wanted to be evil but I still have a soul. 4kids: Is that text on the wall? We must erase it and leave it blank. It will look better. LC: But then it won't make any sense. Ashil: Who puts up blank signs? 4kids: Silence Basil. Len we would like to have Bason say that you are "off da hook" will that be a problem? Len: *twitch ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Can everyone work together to defeat the new enemy? Why did 4kids name Ashil Basil? We may not know the answer to the second question, but stay tuned to the SKU RPG Series to find out the first questions answer. [glow=red,2,300] To be continued.....[/glow]
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Post by Ashil on Nov 1, 2004 10:47:51 GMT -5
Ashil: hey! edditors! how are you going to handle the next episode anyways?
4 kids: umm...well....*points* over there
Ashil: *looks*
4 kids: *throws pepsi saturated meat at ashil*
Ashil: GAHHHHHHH!!!!! *rolls on the floor in dier pain* argah......it's horrid.....it burns......
Horo Horo: hey! thats my bro! no one makes him suffer and gets away with it! *uses his new move he learned in episode 32*
Len: and no one makes bason say "off da hook!" *attacks*
S91: and no one...umm...changes zoro to zolo...? *throws rocks*
4 Kids: *attacks back with horrid dubbing sound clips*
everyone: gahhh! it's horrible!! *falls to their knees and covers their ears*
4 kids: you guys give in...HA HA HA HA HA! now be foce to watch naruto....with really....bad....voice acting! *plays naruto*
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Post by Jr. on Nov 1, 2004 10:52:07 GMT -5
4kids: All the characters will be dubbed with horrible European accents!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ever hear a german accent?
HoroHoro: Yes!
4kids: Well, we haven't! But Sanji will have one anyway!
Ashil: but Sanji isn't German.
4kids: He is now! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HoroHoro: This.....must......end.....but how can we stop them........they have too many weapons.
4kids: Oh and say hello to the 4kids 5. they will sing great songs about our shows.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAHHHH MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! (ears begin bleeding)
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Post by Pinkechidna on Nov 1, 2004 13:32:53 GMT -5
Pinkechidna: No...must....fight... Horo Horo: Eat this, Shaman King in Japanese! Ashil: Uncut! 4Kids: NOOOO! S91: Let's show 'em some good dubs! Pinkechidna: Inuyasha! Resurie: It's Hao, not Zeke. Hao, HAO, HAO! Hao: My Spirit of Fire will punish you for what you have done to my name... Saturn: *Plays "Oversoul"* LordCyber:*Plays "Northern Lights"* 4Kids: Aaarg, good music! Manta: Yeah, take that! Pinkechidna: Come here, I wanna hug you! Manta: Ahh! Hide me! All: Face the fury of good, unedited anime! 4Kids: Gaaa, you may have won this round, but we'll be back.....this time with Naruto! All:
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