Elba's Fanfic

[Elba-cakes *coughs*]

;D I am tired and have nothing else to do so here's something I started like 5 minutes ago,and it's way OOC, it's dumb, I know:

“Honey! I’m home!” Tamao called, coming in through the front door.

Elba was there to meet her, with a smile, a kiss, and a martini.

Tamao walked into the living room, turned on the TV, and propped her feet up.

“How was work today, honey?” Elba asked.

“Oh, it was great! You wouldn’t believe how many people came into to buy Eyeglasses and Eyeglasses Accessories! We must have sold fifty pairs of eyeglasses today, and you wouldn’t believe how many Eye Examinations Faust did.” Tamao said.

“That’s nice dear. Did you know our son is coming home to visit today?”

“What!!? When will he be here?! Our little boy is coming back!”

“Yes, he finally got some free time away from his cult-er, organization. And of course, our daughter should be home from school soon. She’s bringing her husband and kids.”

The doorbell conveniently rang.

“That must be them!” Elba cried, running to the door. Tamao stood up, and walked over to the door also.

Anna walked in, with Yoh, and Ryu, Sharona, and Chocolove following behind.
Whilst the rest of them were catching up, Anna sat down and began watching the TV much as Tamao had done previously.

“Oh! We almost forgot, we have Christmas presents for you all!” Tamao said, running off up the stairs.

The camera zooms in on a calender hanging on the wall, where a bright red circle surrounds the block
with Dec. 25 printed on it. Tamao comes sliding down the banister, pink hair flowing behind her.

She fell off at the end, presents tumbling to the ground. “Ow.”
Everyone ignored poor Tamao, running for the presents instead, except Elba, who gave her poor hardworking husband a hug and a help up.

Everyone was ripping into their presents, and Ryu pulled out a long purple and tan knitted cap, pulling it over his hair. It looked decidedly strange and alien, as if it might suddenly come to life.

Yoh got a large statue of Abraham Lincoln, carved from the world’s biggest orange.

Anna got a lump of coal, and really didn’t care. Actually, she got a fancy car from Marco and a big screen TV from Elba, who was terrified of her daughter.

Sharona got the a large metal baseball bat, since she had shown an interest in the sport.

Chocolove got a woman’s fashion magazine, so he would know how to dress like a proper woman.

Anna decided to go get herself some new islands, and drove off in her fancy car looking very cool in her sunglasses.

“How am I supposed to get home? T_T I can’t drive, I don’t have a license.” Yoh said, weeping beautifully.

“I can still drive the station wagon.” Sharona offered.

“What!? My daughter has her license! I’m so proud!”
And everyone hugged Sharona and gave her Christmas candy and a cake to celebrate.

It was a bright pink cake, because Elba loves Tamao and she has pink hair and eyes so we must be reminded of her constantly.

“Happy license to you, happy license to you, happy license dear Sharona, happy license to you.”

Sharona blew out the candles and they all opened more presents.


Just then, Marco and his soon-to-be wife Lyserg walked in.

“We have great news everyone.”


HoroHoro walked in behind them.

[DarkShaman]

why is Sharona with Anna, Ryu, and yoh? Anyways, your story is okay, but keep up the good work! The more you write, the better your story gets! ^.^

[Elba-cakes *coughs*]

Er, and if you didn't get it, Elba and Tamao are married, and their children are Anna and Marco. Anna married Yoh and her kids are Sharona, Ryu, and Chocolove.
Here's the rest.



Just then, Marco and his soon-to-be wife Lyserg walked in.

“We have great news everyone.”


HoroHoro walked in behind them.



“HoroHoro has joined the X-Laws.” Lyserg said.

“And that’s good news?”

“Why wouldn’t it be?” Lyserg asked.

Marco sat down and started eating some cake.

“This is good cake.”

“I was supposed to get the first piece.” Sharona complained.

“I’ll give you a new Ferrari. Shut up.” He said.

“How can you afford to keep giving away all these cars?” Yoh asked, filled with wonder.

“We’re rich. And I’m famous.” Lyserg said.

Indeed, Lyserg now had a spot on Passions. He played a nutty little baby that terrorized the witch. (And I haven’t watched Passions since 2002 so...)

He did seem to enjoy his acting.

“I want to play a nutty little baby who terrorizes the witch...” Ryu said.

Everyone ignored him.

“Now we open the presents!”

Sharona got a new dining set and some barbies. Barbies are cool.


Suddenly, the wall exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And in came Hao, with the Spirit of Fire, and gave Sharona her gift.
He gave her a beautiful ramshackle barn in rural Arkansas.


Hao sat down and started drinking champagne.

“I hope I get off work today because of all the snow.” He said.

“You have a job, Hao? Where at? ” Bason asked incredulously.

“I work as a photographer for Playboy.” He said.

“Seriously, where do you work?” HoroHoro asked, resplendant in his shiny new X-Laws uniform.

“McDonalds. I’m a fry cook.” Hao said.

HoroHoro laughed at him. Ren tied up HoroHoro before Hao could burn him and dragged him upstairs.

Everybody else stayed silent. No one wanted to get Hao angry.

Soon Tamao’s spirits bounced in.

“We’ve been neutered!” They announced.

Manta looked relieved, and everyone else looked bored.

“It’s my birthday!” Amidimaru said.

Everyone ignored him.

“I said, ‘It’s my birthday!’.” Amidimaru said, quite loudly.

Everyone ignored him.

“Fine! I’ll cry if I want to!” Amidimaru said tearfully. He then sat in a corner crying and eating cake.

“I wish it was my birthday...” Morphin said.

“You can talk?” Lyserg asked, shocked.

“Er, no.” and Morphin wouldn’t say anything else.

“I think Elba made a mistake.” Marco said.

“Er, no I didn’t. We’ll just try that again, shall we?” She said, with more than a little guilt.

“I wish it was my birthday...” Morphine said.

“You can talk?” Faust asked, shocked.

“No, you’ve just had to much of me. Do your feet itch?” it said.

“I wish I had Morphin...” Elba said, wistfully.

She scooped Morphin up and ate her.

“Oh my god! Give Morphin back!”

Elba coughed the pink fairy up. “Sorry. My mistake.”

And this time she ate the correct morphine.

“I want ravioli. Let’s cook some.” And Tamao went and made Ravioli.

Suddenly, the other wall exploded!!!!!!!!!!
And in cruised Anna, in her brand new shiny Ferrari.

[Jr.]

How dare you make HoroHoro an X-Law!!!

j/k I liked your part about Morphin though.

[resurie]

Ahaha! I like this story! XD Who cares if it's dumb, dumb things kick ass! XD

I love the OCC-ness of this story! Keep writing, even if only some people are reading this....XD

[Elba-cakes *coughs*]

If you can't tell, I really want a Ferrari. But I'll never be able to afford it

Suddenly, the other wall exploded!!!!!!!!!!
And in cruised Anna, in her brand new shiny Ferrari.


And out she hopped out, right onto Sharona’s new dining table.

“Hey, that’s my new table!!!” Sharona complained.

Anna sent Sharona to the land of the-no-longer-living.

“Come on Yoh, we’re going to look for a new apartment.”

“Okay!” Yoh said, in pure bliss.

So Yoh hopped up next to Anna and they rode off into the sunset.


Everyone else....Just sat there. They had nothing else to do.

“I wish I could look for apartments and ride into the sunset...” Ryu said.

“You can.” Morphin said.

“But how?” Ryu asked, wonderingly.

“Right here.” Hao said.

Mari walked in cheerfully through one of the two still standing walls. (>_<)

“Hi everyone!!! I’m just so happy!!!” she said, bouncing.

Everyone stared.

“But you can’t be happy! You’re Mari! That’s too OOC for even Elba!” Lyserg protested.

“I can be as happy as I damn well want. It’s in the new script. So shut the f**k up.”

And she shot him...with a rattle. The perfect weapon. No one even realized it was her, because it was so well hidden. Poor Lyserg lay in a dead heap. Marco figured this was a good reason to eat more cake, so had Tamao cook some ravioli-cakes. Mari sat down and played with poor dead Sharona’s Barbies.


Soon, because Elba had nosy neighbors who wouldn’t ignore house-demolition and gunshots, the pigs- er, police arrived.

And upon seeing two dead bodies, and two killed (no “destroyed” here, eh?) walls and one partially killed walls, and being the stupid lazy S.O.Bs they are, they naturally assumed it was Chocolove, being black, and Marco, being an Italian Mafia hitman, that they were the guilty ones.

“I’m calling my lawyer! Stupid f**kers, if I had my gun-”

“He has a gun! He’s threatening us!”

And the police clubbed down Marco, and Chocolove too, for good measure.
Then they handcuffed them and dragged them out to the car, and rode off.

Hao found this extremely amusing. So did everyone else.

Since everyone was in such good spirits, they decided to go out for a celebration.

“Let’s take Lyserg and Sharona’s bodies and throw them off of the Sears Tower! People will think someone is jumping off!” Ryu said, finally acting on his desires.

[Jr.]

Wow. This is wierd.....even for me!! ;D

[resurie]

Yay! XD This was awesome, I loved the police scene! XD

Hey, when are you going to put Macchi in it? XP