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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 9, 2005 6:54:23 GMT -5
Som: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Cmon guys, this is fun.......I mean, EVIL!
Jr.: What the....... I'm ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!
Som: What? NO!!!!!!Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................... (shoves a salad in Jr.'s mouth)
Jr: IGF URMS!!!!!!(It burns!)
Ashil: Hey, that doesn't look half..........
Som:MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!(makes Ashil drink an entire bottle of pepsi)
Ashil: (falls into a smouldering black pit of death)
Everyone: (GASP!)
Som: You're all finished! Evil Lovely may not be here, but you've got a new ghost to fear!
Everyone: But you're not a ghost, and doesn't that sound like something out of 4Kids?
(insert 4Kids music and 4Kids "To Be Continued" here)
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Post by RyuLover67 on Mar 9, 2005 9:21:52 GMT -5
RL:*is really mad about what just happen*You are evil!! You just sonded like 4kids and you made Jr. and Ashil eat or drink their least favortive things! Now say your sorry right now you jerk! You'll never become a mod with this kind of attuidte!!
Ryu:Calm down please!
RL: Okay.I'm sorry.Please don't hate me,Ryu-sama.
SOM:Y..Yes ma'am.I'm sorry.But I really want to become a mod! And don't you have to be evil to be a mod?
*Saturn walks in*Saturn:Not really.But it kinda helps.
resuire:Also helps to be a little nutty too. ;D
Saturn:And you kinda have what it takes but since you endangered another mod with his life*points to Jr.* I don't know if you can become a mod now.
SOM:NOOOO!!!
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Writer's block sucks sometimes.I can't think of anything else.Sorry.^^;
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Post by Jr. on Mar 9, 2005 14:13:19 GMT -5
Hey. Now we have already laid the pepsi/salad debate or '04 to rest SOM!! It was fun, but it was getting a bit tedious!! Oh what the hell, it's fun to reminise (sp?). ---------------------------------------------------------------- Jr.: Salad?!...........................GRRRRRRR YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT SOM!!! YOU THOUGHT I WAS EVIL?! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HALF OF MY EVIL!!!!! SOM: @_@........ Ashil: This outfit isn't cheap you know! And you got pepsi all over it!! YOU'LL BE GETTING A BILL FROM MY DRY CLEANER!!!! >_< SOM: NOT A DRY CLEANER!!! Jr.: (shoots at SOM) Let's get him bro!! You want to be a mod? Well, you better get used to bullet wounds, because Lovely dishes them out in handfuls!! (shoots again) SOM: AAAGGHHH! I bruise easy! *Resurie and Saturn look at each other Saturn: This is stupid! (walks away form the group) Resurie: Yeah. I'm sure Hao is around here somewhere and I can't remember if I still have his pants or not so I'm going to find him. (leaves) SOM: AAAHHH! STOP PLEASE!! Jr.: Where is your evil now huh? Ashil: SoE!!!! Come forth!!! SOM: @_@......... RL: Huh. This show is back on! Hey there's Batman again!Batman:  ? How did I get here again?! Mraco: Through the power of our Jeanne!! *Jr. shoots and kills Marco SOM: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED MARCO!! Lyserg: You bastards!! Ashil: Meh. Good shooting bro! Jr.: Thanks! Akio: Let's boogie Batman!! (starts dancing) Batman: @_@.......... ------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry SOM! I didn't mean to sound so mean, but you brought it on yourself!! You dish out the salad, you bring upon yourself a world of hurt!! XD |
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 9, 2005 15:59:36 GMT -5
Som: S-s-s-s-sorry masters.
Jr and Ashil: That's much better!
Som: Very sorry sirs for speaking without permission.
Resurie: I love being a Mod! It lets me do things like(points guns at Jr.)........THIS!!!!
Som: ( takes all the bullets while walking towards Resurie)
Ashil: WOAH! He caught all the bullets in midair!
Jr.: I think he means that he got hit in the chest by all the bullets, bro.
Resurie: GRRRRRRR! Why don't you feel any pain?
Som: ( delivers a mighty KICK) What is........pain?
Resurie: ( has a vision of Garra standing where Som is) Ga...Garra?
vanman: No, it's Batman!
Som: I'm sorry I did not finish her off quicker, sirs.......
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Note: The new Som is not evil, so don't even think about it.
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Post by Jr. on Mar 9, 2005 17:16:35 GMT -5
Jr.: Not evil? You just kicked resurie!! I'm not so sure how wild she'll be about that, but I'm sure in her eyes, you are SOO evil!! XD
Ashil: I'mstaying far away from this one bro.
Jr.: As am I.
*Jr. and Ashil run for the hills
Resurie: (tosses Batman aside) HAO!
Hao: (poofs) You rang my dear?
Resurie: (I love that part) KILL HIM!!!
Hao: With pleasure! (brings forth SOF)
SOM: Man! This sucks!! Why does everyone want to kill me?
Resurie, Jr., Ashil, Batman, Akio: (shrugs) I don't know!! ;D
SOM: Well, I have had it!! I didn't want to do this, but you left me no choice!!
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Umm I don't know what to type next! Dang Writers block!! Somebody take over!!
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 9, 2005 17:49:19 GMT -5
Som: Master's will is my will..............even if I kicked Resurie just to protect them..............
vanman: Then why aren't you running for the hills?
Som: I must face death because of the evil I have done...... and this muffin is in my way. I'm sorry, Resurie......... but my masters must be safe!(Is burnt)
Resurie: That made me feel better........ still, the way he said "what is.......pain?" reminded me of Garra....... blah, just a simple mood swing, that's all.
Som:M..............master..................
(insert serious music here)
Som: I'm not dead! Eat this.......... EVERYONE!!!!!!!
DOUBLE MEDIUM!!!!!!! DRY CLEANER AND DISH WASHER!!!!
Resurie: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I........HATE.......CHORES!!!!!!!!
(goes POOF!)
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Post by resurie on Mar 9, 2005 18:26:24 GMT -5
Dude...why am I evil? xD; I'm the good and patient mod. Err...uh...I don't know what to write... Oh...it's spelled "Gaara". Yes! resurie is a grammar freak!! Deal with it!! XD! |
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 9, 2005 21:12:22 GMT -5
How were you evil? Aside from loving blood loving phocos? That's not evil, is it?
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Post by Dessa on Mar 10, 2005 1:14:38 GMT -5
**huggles resurie**
You're not evil... we all love you... SOM is the evil one around here.
vanman: You mean all you girls dragging those poor bishonen around AREN'T evil?
**shoots vanman with Blood9s**
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 10, 2005 7:01:38 GMT -5
Som: (gives Resurie a plushie of Hao) I'm sorry...........GAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! (runs away in fright)
Resurie: I was going to say thank you! 0_o
Som: (goes around preaching) Free the RPG! Let it be released from it's eternal cage!
Resurie: 0_o What are you doing?
Som: Oh, hi Resurie! Want tea?
Resurie: 0_o Aren't you afraid of me?
Som: (ignores Resurie and starts preaching again) It has never seen the REAL WORLD! Let it truly live, and you will be truly happy!
Resurie: 0_o Who are you talking to?
Akio and Batman: US! (start dancing) OH BREAD IS A GOOD TIME FOR ME!
Resurie: Oh no! -_-
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Post by Jr. on Mar 10, 2005 14:07:20 GMT -5
? Oh bread is a good time for me? Over my head!! XD |
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 10, 2005 14:37:26 GMT -5
I was going to say they were dancing to Homestar's bread sing-alongs(see thread "funny site"), but it was time for school, so I couldn't.
Note: It's the Strong Bad E-mail "Origins"
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Post by Dessa on Mar 11, 2005 1:04:13 GMT -5
**looks over everyone**
Okay, I know I'm missing someone... who else posts in here other than vanman, Jr, Lovely, RL, Resurie, s91, SoM, PinkEchidna, Ashil, and Bluehairedhorofreak (other than me), or is a character in it whether they like it or not (not our bishies, though).
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 11, 2005 6:50:58 GMT -5
I don't know............Anyway, back to the story!
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Som: The RPG is lonely! I feel it's pain! No one has befriended
it.........Until now!
Jr.: ...................
Akio and Batman: TROGDORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! TROGDORRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jr.: STOP THAT!
Random: Oh no! The sky is falling!I must go warn the wolf!
Robin: HOLY SPIT, BATMAN! It is! (gets crushed)
Som: You see, the RPG got mad, and in all of it's rage, it made the world twisted!.......HEY! Wake up! My speech wasn't that long!
Random 2: IT'S RAINING MEN! ALL.......ALELA.........ALELELE..............Gah, amazing!
vanman: No! It's raining Manta!
Pinkechidna: HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!
Manta: (notices the person he met in the graveyard).........
5 Manta: (fall into his mouth) AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Resurie:.............-_-..............
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Post by Jr. on Mar 11, 2005 13:47:52 GMT -5
umm actually Dessa, it's only realy been me secretofmana, Bluehairdhorofreak, Ashil, RyuLover, resurie, pinkechidna, vanman, and you. I just kind of write people in. That's how you got into the stury. Yes, I wrote you in myself after I became Jr. because you were a Xenosaga fanatic like me!! Even though I still don't own EP.2 ;_;
SOM, this RPG is getting WAY too wierd for me! You gotta put at least a little sense into your writings!! I mean randomness is fun, when taken in proper doses!! XD
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Hai guyz.
? How did I get here again?!
