SKU RPG series MACH 2!

[Lovely]

The other thread got too long... right after I posted in it *smacks forehead*.

Ah well ^^; .

MARCO: I WANT A FANGIRL DAMN IT!!!
Lyserg: ._. ...

S91: Accidently sets off a very unsafely placed nuclear BOMB.

~~~~~BOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooom~~~~


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Lovely: 0_o ....

Deus ex Machina: ^__^

Lovely: Um.... we can't leave it like this...

Deus ex Machina: Dang...

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The SKU RPG series... erm 3?
SKU IN SPACE!!

Lovely: Erm... shouldn't there be the begining of a story here now?

Deus: What? That's your responsibility.

Lovely: Really? Huh.

Deus: ...

Lovely: Yeah... I don't wanna . I'll leave it up to YOU GUYS *points towards the forum readers* .

Deus: GAAA!! Don't do that! It looks stupid! *pushes Lovely off screen* Now get in your costume already!

Lovely: *whilst being pushed out of frame* touchy, touchy ...

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Yep, we're in space now XD . Don't question it, just go with it ^_~ .

EDIT: *laughs at Jr.'s contribution to the other thread* Yep, we followed each other XD .

[Pinkechidna]

Pinkechidna: We're in space?! *begins looking for space colony ARK*

Jr.: Um, Pink? I don't think you're gonna-

Manta: Quiet you fool! This will give me a chance to escape!

Jr.: Ah, nevermind.

Ashil: So, how did we end up in space?

Lovely: SILENCE! Do not question the head moderator! *whips out gun*

Ashil:

------------------------------------------------------------------------s91: *brushes away mushroom cloud* Where's Lyserg?

Deus: I don't know...........

Lyserg: *hiding behind Deus

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Saturn: We leave for a while and look what happens!

LC: Space?

[Jr.]

Jr.: I know!!!! We're in space! I'll just call the Durandal.

pinkechidna: The what?

Jr.: It's my ship from Xenosaga. Look this fic has left Shaman King way behind, so it's time to start incorporating whatever we need to keep it going.

Manta: Almost there. (trying to escape)

pinkechidna: NOT SO FAST!!! (grabs Manta and starts huggin)

Jr.: ;_; Poor Manta.

(meanwhile)

chaso: Look Dessa!

Dessa: It's the Durandal. (girly scream) We can meet Tony and Hammer and all the cute guys from Xenosaga!!!

chaos: *_*. What am I going to do now?

[resurie]

whoa...space...XD Good thinking Lovely.

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resurie: This sucks! >_O

Jr.: eh? why?

resurie: do you see Hao-sama anywhere?! I was supposed to kidnap him! >_< I mean look! Pink still has Manta!

Pinkechidna: Because I was smart enough to bring him.

Manta: *gag* @_@

Lovely: *appears out of nowhere in a space outfit*

Jr.: oooh..o_0 I want one! *poofs into a space outfit*

resurie: *twitches* *shrugs* *poofs into outfit*

*everyone else poofs into outfits*

s91: resurie, you're writing 'poof' too much...

resurie: o_0

Lovely: enough poofing! We need to figure out something to do in space.

*Dessa and Chaos run in*

Dessa: *-* I'm in heaven.

Chaos: -__-

Jr.: dandy, everyones here.

resurie: *AHEM* not everyone...Ashil's still missing from the last thread...

Jr.:

*Meanwhile, at One Piece Uncensored~*

Ashil: .....

Ermm...some other member: So~

Ashil: o_0

other member: what's your name again?

Ashil: ....*points to name on the board*

other member: Oh~ right...

*Silence*

other member: So what's with Kaya?

Ashil: you know what, I don't know--

*they chat* (heh, it's going shakespeare XD)

*Back with SKU in SPACE~~~!!!* *coughs*

............

Jr.: umm....

s91: ....

Lovely: >_O damn...

Dessa: Tony? Hammer? Where are you~??

Chaos:

Saturn: *points out window* ooh! Saturn!

LC: hmm...

Pinkechidna: *hugging Manta and looking for ARK outside the window*

resurie: o_0...umm...Lovely...?

Lovely: That's commander Lovely to you! ><

resurie: o_0 ok...umm...Commander Lovely, what are we supposed to do now?

Lovely: ehh--

Jr.: Commander? o_0

Lovely: *shoots Jr.* no interupting the Commander!

resurie: were you even going to say something?

Lovely: yes, I was going to add two more 'h's to that "ehh"!

resurie: o_0

s91: hey look! *points outside window*

*everyone rushes towards window ignoring the fact Jr. just got shot* (sorry Jr. XD)

all: !!

Lovely: what the hell is that---?!

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gasp! what is it? ;;;;; seriously, I don't know, someone think of something...

[Jr.]

Jr.: It's the Durandal. And Hao is controlling it?!!!!

*resurie squeals.....and poofs for no reason

Jr.: Oh, and Lovely....... STOP SHOOTING ME!!!!! and everyone..... STOP MAKING HER SHOOT ME!!! >_<

*Jr. shoots at resurie

Jr.: You put a hole in my spcaesuit...not that I even need a spacesuit since I'm a U.R.T.V.

resurie: wuaa?

Jr.: That's right Kirby!!! I don't remember what it stands for though.

Lovely: And you call yourself a fan of Xenosaga.

(meanwhile)

Ashil: Look. You guys just need to chillax. Zolo is a fine name!!!

other member: Whatever.

Ashil: Oh. And my name is Daisuke on this board.

(back to the group)

pinkechidna: mantamantamantamanta (continues hugging)

Manta: ughughuhguhguhguhgughugh (kill me)

Lovely: I've had enough. pinkechidna it's my turn to hug the manta.

pinkechidna: (hands over manta) I'll be waiting for you Manta!!!!!

Hao: Now I have them right where I want them.

Jr.: It's Saturn!!

Saturn: Yeah. I've been here.

Jr.: I was actually talking about the planet.

Saturn: -_- Does anyone care that I'm here?

Ashil: Well, I'm back. Stupid Usopp! I'll never forgive you 4shame for ruining Usopp!

Jr.: You're at SKU bro.

Ashil: Oh....yeah.

resurie: OVER HERE HAO-SAMA!!!!

Lovely: I'm the commander here. (shoots resurie) *there

Jr.: You are a very abusive boss you know that?

Lovely: Hey. You can quit whenever you want.

Jr.: (sigh) Let's find out what Hao's up to.

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Oh yes, I do like the MACH 2 as well Lovely. I love your creativity! XD

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

muwahahahahahaha ;D

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s91: Lovely is trigger-happy.

Lovely: what did you say?

s91: n-nothing *hides behind Lyserg*

Lyserg: 0.0

s91: *still behind Lyserg* Lyserg?

Lyserg: what?

s91: can I borrow you little cricket gun?

Lyserg: you mean my x-law gun?

s91: yeah

Lyserg why do you want my gun?

s91: so I can shoot JR. for shooting me because I made Lovely shoot him?

Lyserg: yeah knock your self out. *gives tiny gun to s91*

s91: THANK YOU LYSERG *runs off*

Lyserg: no thank you for letting me go {thinking} {I am so slick I really am the man} *trips for no reason* why dose something like that always happen?

Meanwhile

s91: muwahahahahahaha *shoots JR.*

JR.: what'd you do that for???!!!!!

s91: because you shot me

JR.: Because you made Lovely shoot me in the last RPG

s91: I'm still younger!

JR.: no playing the age card!

s91: well I'm playing it

Lovely: *shoots s91 and JR.* from now on, if any one but me shoots anybody they get shot

s91: we could both shoot you. *points gun at Lovely*

JR.: yeah! *points gun at Lovely*

Lovely: and I can ban you both from the site

s91/JR.: oh yeah

Lovely: and besides JR. might have been able to shoot me but the gun s91's using is not powerful enough to block my message bored founder powers ^_^

s91: it’s Lyserg's gun ^_____________^

Lovely: that's my point Lyserg's little cricket gun can't do any damage. *takes gun from s91*

Lyserg: *pops up from out of nowhere* CRICKET!!!

Lovely: if you give s91 your gun again just so she'll stop hugging you I will shoot you. *hands gun to Lyserg*

Lyserg: ok

JR.: but she started it *points to s91*

Lovely: but you know s91's kind of umm.... special

s91: and since I like Lyserg Lyserg's special too ^_^

Lyserg: I don't want to be special 0.0

Ashill: 0.0 bro what's up

JR.: I just got shot again

Lovely: humm... I have some new rules

*everyone runs up*

Lovely: 1. no complaining about getting shot

Chaos: but Lovely getting shot hurts

Lovely: silence *shoots Chaos* 2. Only I am allowed to shoot anybody, unless you’re being attacked you may shoot BUT if you’re being attacked by me you can't shoot.
That's all

s91: Ashill, will you be my mommy?

Ashill: WHAT?

s91: WILL YOU BE MY MOMMY!?

Ashill: no...... 0.0 *walks off*

Lyserg: humm... *looks at gun* Wow this thing REALLY is small 0-0... It's not fair Meene and Marco get huge guns and I get this little cricket

Lovely: ok then Let's see what Hao's up too like we were going to in the last post

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Wheee sugar high in post ;D Most of it was my brother's idea if you want to flame him his e-mail is [e-mail] BUT if you want to give praise contact me at this site J/K (but a good of this DID come from my brother)

[Dessa]

**Dessa, who has no clue how she ended up in this, tackles Lovely**

Dessa: how dare you shoot my chaos-sama!?!?!?!?!?!

**chaos, who took no damage, gets up**

chaos: Unleash some of thy powers!

**feathers surround him and Jr., healing them**

Jr: um... Dessa...

chaos: I don't think that was such a good idea...

**Dessa looks up, realizes what she did, and runs to hide behind chaos and Jr.**

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BTW, URTV stands for "U-Do Retro Virus"...

[Lovely]

Or you could always use Lovely's definition.

URTV= You are a television ;D

[Jr.]

That's cute Lovely. I never thought of that. ;D

[resurie]

Lovely said:

Or you could always use Lovely's definition.

URTV= You are a television ;D

XD! Very smart Lovely.

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*Lovely, Jr., and s91 are caught in a shooting frenzy*

Dessa: Where did everyone go?

Saturn: *points over to the shooting frenzy*

Dessa: oh...

Chaos: um...In case you didn't notice...that Hao guy is coming over here...

resurie: *twitch*

Dessa: *grabs Lyserg and runs*

Lyserg:

s91: HEY! *runs after*

Chaos: Yeah, that's right...just leave me here. T_T *follows*

Jr.: o_0...now what?

Lovely: hmm...*shoots Jr. for the heck of it*

Jr.: -___- How convenient Lovely...

Lovely: Convenient? o_0...and it's COMMANDER! *whips out gun*

LC: I think you should stop...

Lovely: *swishes gun over to point at LC* Why??

LC: *points to random door*

all: o_0

*door opens, Hao comes in*

Jr.: GASP!

Ashil: DOUBLE GASP!

Lovely: what the--? o_0

resurie: *-*

Hao: Greetings, I'm here to um....raid you guys..

LC: Wouldn't it be easier to shoot us first with ship ray beams...or guns...or any other type of ship weapon?

Hao: o_0...um...I'll do that after.

Jr.: RUN!

Hao: run? Why run? you have no escape!

Jr.: not us! YOU!

Hao: eh? me? why--

resurie: HAO-SAMA!!

Hao: o_0...

resurie: *tackles Hao*

Hao: what the--AH!

resurie: Hao-sama! you're here! I won't have to kidnap you!

Hao: what?! who the hell are yo--- oh crap....YOU'RE THAT CRAZY GIRL!

resurie: eh?

Hao: You're the one whose always torturing me in those damn comics!

resurie: You just noticed? ^^

Hao: Forget this! I'm leaving!

resurie: *grabs Hao* You're not going anywhere!

Hao: o_0

Jr.: I can't believe I'm saying this....but I feel sorry for him....

Lovely: same here...

Ashil: Look on the bright side! resurie will keep him from killing us!

Lovely: hmm..good point...*hugs Manta* as long as I have Manta, I don't care! ^^

Pinkechidna: *growls* *continues to search for ARK*

Jr.: yeah, I guess...

Hao: help me...@_@

resurie: ^^!

Saturn: So now what do we do?

LC: Um...*looks at Lovely*

Lovely: *hugging Manta*

LC: *looks at resurie*

resurie: *hugging Hao*

LC: *looks at Jr.*

Jr.: *standing there*

LC: *looks at--

Saturn: we get it!

Ashil: seriously, where should we go if we're in SPACE!

*insert dramatical musical cord*

Ashil:...o_0...

Jr.: I won't ask...

resurie: I know! Let's get on the Durandal and um...search for odd and interesting space things!

Jr.: ok!

Hao: wait! that's my ship!

Jr.: technecally, it's not, I just made you control it for no reason.

Hao: o_0

resurie: *poofs*

Hao: I should've stayed home...

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Meanwhile~

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Opacho: where's Hao-sama? o_0

Macchi: *shrugs*

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Back~

Lovely: alright then! let's be off then! hey wait...where's Dessa? and Chaos?

Jr.: and s91..o_0

resurie: oh, they all ran off with Loserg----I mean...LYSERG when they saw Hao coming.

Hao: aren't they lucky...

resurie: o_0

Jr.: well, I'm sure we'll find them somewhere, let's just go already.

resurie: kay.

Lovely: alright, then I have just the place! We'll go to---

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Cliffhanger! ><! continue please~

[Jr.]

I love the LC looks at Jr. *standing there. And the Lovely shooting me thing is getting real old. Maybe that's because I'm the one getting shot.
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Lovely: Over there!

Jr.: (looking over his many, MANY bullet wounds) Ok. This whole shooting me thing will be stopping now.

*Lovely shoots Jr.

*Jr. whips around and shoots Lovely in the leg

Lovely: OW!>_<.........JR!!!! XO

*Lovely drops Manta

Jr.: @_@ oops.... heheh....

*Lovely starts strangling Jr. and smacking the crap out of him

Lovely: WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SHOOTING ME!!!!! YOU'RE MY LACKEY!!!!! >_<

Manta: Woah. I had it good compared to him.

*Manta feels something coming up from behind him

pinkechidna: (pouncing) YOU'RE MINE!!! (tackles Manta)

Manta: I was......WRONG!!!

resurie: (poofs) (poofs) I (poofs) can't (poofs) stop (poofs) poofing. (poofs)

Ashil: (Watching the insanity) This is why I didn't want to become a mod.

(5 minutes later)

resurie: (poofing)

Lovely: (beating Jr.)

Jr.: (getting beaten)

Ashil: zzzzZZZZZzzzzzz

(1 hour later)

resurie: Finally. I'm done poofing.

Lovely: I forgot why I'm beating you Jr.

Jr.: ............ugh?

Ashil: It's because he shot you Lovely!!! ;D

Lovely: Oh yeah!! Thanks Ashil!! ;D (continues beating Jr.)

Jr.: I'll get you for this bro!! COUNT ON IT!!!

Ashil: Time to get back to my nap.

(meanwhile........ummm somewhere else)

Lyserg: Can we stop running now? We've been running for over an hour!!!

Dessa: Ummmm okay.

s91: (now I just need to get rid of Dessa and Lyserg will be all mine)

Dessa: (if s91 would take a hike I would have Lyserg and chaos......AAAHHH chaos-sama!!!) CHAOS-SAMA!!!!! I left you behind.

chaos: *pant *pant y......y.....y.e......yes you did! *collapses

s91: (Now's my chance!!)

Dessa: Are you okay chaos?

chaos: yes. Thank you Dessa. Why are you here all alone?

Dessa: Alone? No. I'm with Lyserg and s9......1.....

*chaos and Dessa are alone

(back to......ummm.. the other place)

Jr.: ..............ugh....Ok.....ay....I...get..your...point...Lov...ley.

Lovely: Good. Nobody shoots Lovely and gets away with it!!

resurie: I'm just glad I stopped poofing. (poofs) ?

Ashil: (Turns on poofing machine) It's my job to give the moderators a hard time!! ;D

Jr.: (magically healed through the power of a Med Kit DX) I know I said I couldn't do this but you leave me no choice bro!!! *raises pistols

Ashil: Bro? You wouldn't!

Jr.: *cocks guns

resurie: Jr. (poofs) You can't (poofs) shoot Ashil!

Lovely: Wait. I want to see if he has the guts!!!

Jr.: (Hands quivering) I must. (pulls triggers)
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@_@ AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I can't possibly stop it there can I? Oh but I can!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! ;D

[Lovely]

"Lovely: I forgot why I'm beating you Jr."

*laughs* that really does sound like something I would say ^^; .

Oh and I have a suggestion for a planet we could travel to. I mean, this series is in dire need of a hot springs episode, so, I suggest the hot springs planet "Bobbabaluuu" ^_^ . Yes, I made the name up, aren't I clever ^.^ ?

[Jr.]

Lovely said:

Oh and I have a suggestion for a planet we could travel to. I mean, this series is in dire need of a hot springs episode, so, I suggest the hot springs planet "Bobbabaluuu" ^_^ . Yes, I made the name up, aren't I clever ^.^ ?

Yes. Very.....
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Deus: HOLD IT!!!

*bullets freeze and fall to the ground

Jr.: hmph.

Ashil: *phew

Lovely: What do you want? >_<

resurie: (poofs)

Deus: Well, (gets fed up with resurie poofing and shuts off poofing machine) there. You guys look like you could use a break so the Durandal, which is where I assume we are, is heading for the planet of Bobbabob.....umm Bobabaloo.....umm BobOBOBOb.. grrrr...PLANET BOB!!!

Jr.: Planet Bob?

Lovely: It's pronounced Bobbababluu Deus.

Deus: Whatever. Nobody's gonna remember it so I'm calling it Panet Bob!

Dessa: What will we do there?

Deus: There's a hot springs and....

Lovely: HOT SPRINGSS!

Dessa & Lovely: *dream of chaos & Lyserg in their swimsuits

Jr.: This is stupid.

Lovely: *cocks gun

Jr.: You know what? I'm immune to your bullets now Lovely. I've been hit by so many that I've built up an immunity. Besides, a hot springs will be a good place for me to recover from the immense amount of blood I have lost.

Lovely: Let's go then.

Dessa: WOO-HOO!

chaos: ......can't we do something else?

*Lovely & pinkechidna think of Manta in a swimsuit

Manta: What are you two looking at?

Jr.: (sigh)
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Well, here we go! ~Weeee! XD

[Lovely]

*suddenly Lovely's gun spontaniously bursts into flames*

Lovely: 0_o ...

Jr: Thank you Lord XD !

Deus: Sure... it was getting kind of annoying.

Lovely: ;_; ....

Deus: *sigh* You'll get it back if you behave yourself.

Lovely: ^_^ .

Jr: Um... Deus... we ARE talking about you taking her GUN right?

Deus: The what? Oh, yeah. Sure, that too.

Lovely: ^^; ....

[Dessa]

**Lovely and Dessa stuff chaos into his swimtrunks**



chaos: Why me, oh Lord... why me? Nephilim, if there's any way we can switch places, please do it!!

**Dessa looks around for s91**

chaos: ((noticing Dessa's distraction)) Now where'd Jr. go... we can ditch the girls, and then take the Durandal... wait, no, the girls would notice if that disappeared... okay, so we'll take the Elsa... Wait, no, Tony likes getting fangirl attention... **pulls on hair** JR!!!! HELP!!!

**Lovely notices chaos wandering off, and tackles him**

Lovely: You're not going anywhere... Deus worked hard to get us to this point in the story, and me and Dessa are taking advantage of it.

chaos: can't...breath...you're... squishing...me...

**Dessa spots s91**

Dessa: Lovely, can I borrow your gun?

Jr: Deus destroyed it, remember?

Dessa: No, but... can I borrow YOUR gun?

Jr: Depends on which one. You can't have my Makarov...

Dessa: Who wants to use that antique? No, I want the Blood9...

Jr: That's a pretty powerful gun, are you sure?

**Dessa looks at Jr with a "I can handle it, I'm not an idiot you know" look**

Jr: Okay... **hands over Blood9**

**Dessa shoots s91, and grabs Lyserg**

Dessa: Lovely! I got him!! Where'd that other pair of swim trunks go?

Lovely: I put them on Manta **Manta is seen in a very oversized pair of swim trunks**

Dessa: Oh well, I guess we'll just have to use his X-Laws shorts...

**s91 groans, in imense pain**

Dessa: Hmm... I'd better do something about that...

**Dessa shoves s91 in a cage, and locks the door**

Dessa: There... that'll teach you to steal Lyserg-sama from me.

chaos: *sigh**

Lovely: ((Hmm... Dessa's got Lyserg, I've got Manta, but we still have to share chaos... wonder if I can do something about that))

Dessa: ((I've got to get rid of Lovely, so I can have Lyserg AND chaos to myself... oh yeah, and I have to get back at resurie for insulting Lyserg-sama...))