SKU RPG series MACH 2!

[Ashil]

Ashil: *from outside*
....i have no clue what's going on...

Akio: ASHIL! YOU LIVE!

Ashil: huh? :-D Akio!

*insert happy reunion here*

Jr: *comes outside* hey bro i-- *looks over at the two and walks back inside*


(sorry, i haven't been keeping up with the rpg ^^; )

[Lovely]

Lyserg: *from his kneeling position on the floor he thrusts his fisted hands towards the heavens* MAAAAAAARRCOOOOO!!!!

Marco: *weakly* ...polo...

Lyserg: WHY? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!? Oh God! *sob*

Marco: um... I'm not *gasp*.... dead.. *gasp* yet...

Lyserg: And just when I was getting USED to the shorts *sob, sob* MARCO! I MISS YOU SO!

Jr: Um... is he always like this 0_o ?

Hao: Yeah, pretty much, I try to ignore him and hope he goes away . Though it is fun to tease him sometimes ^_^ *sets Marco on fire*.

Lyserg: 0_0 !

Lyserg: HAAAAOOOOO!!!! I'll KILL you for killing Marco!

Marco (still not dead XD .): IT BURNS!!!

[Ashil]

Akio: *hears marco's voice and uses oversoul on him*
DIE XO

Ashil: *hiding from marco* .....marco......

Lyserg: NO! marco! why must you all kill him!?

Akio: you're next little boy!

Lyserg: *girly scream and runs away*

Jr: ......*blinks as he watches akio chase lyserg*

Hao: ha ha ha! that other shaman is doing the dirty work for me *sees ashil* :-O

ashil: *see's hao* :-O

Hao: holy crap.....you dont have any legos!

ashil: -___-; nice to see you again too, hao...

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

s91: *feels burn* SON OF A-

Lovely: *also feels burn* HOLY-

Dessa: *feels burn as well* 0.0

All: LYSERG!!!!

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sorry all I can think of >.<

[mithos]

^^ oo funneh^^*laughs*

[Necromancer]

Marco: *gets up, brushs the fire off and walks away*.....

All: .........O.O

Ashil: OH DEAR GOD!!!IT LIVES!IT LIVES!!!WE CAN'T KILL IT!!WE'LL ALL DIE!!!........but at least I have my Ashil pictures.....*huggles*

Lyserg: Marco!!*hugs Marco's leg*

Lovely: Why won't you just die?!?

Marco: I am Jesus.*is struck by lighting*

Marco: Sorry god!!!!

Necromacer: ........Does any one have any glue?

[Dessa]

chaos: MINNA!!!

**everyone looks over at chaos**

chaos: Have you all forgotten what today is?

**everyone looks at chaos with dumb looks**

chaos: *sigh* Christmas?

**everyone goes "OH!"**

chaos: **points toward fireplace and tree that have mysteriously appeared out of nowhere** Well, there's your stockings and presents, have at it...

**chaos, Lyserg, and Hao use the excitement to escape**

**Everyone else lunges at the presents**

Dessa: **surrounded by wrapped gifts** What did you guys get?

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Okay, rules on presents: They can be anything EXCEPT people... so, s91, Lovely, Ashil, resurie, ...me..., no saying that you get Lyserg, Hao, or anyone else...

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

;D yay! XD
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s91: OMG A KITTY!!!!!

Lovely: but didn't you already have that cat? 0.0

s91: oh right sorry kitty

Cat: *bites s91 on hand*

s91: OUCH!!! *let's cat go*

Cat: *runs off cat food and water that has nip toy dipped in to it like a tea bag*

s91: LYSERG PLUSHY!!! MONEY!!!! CANDY!!!! ;D *Puts money in mouth and candy in pocket* ^__________^
What'd the Tooth Fairy bring everybody else?

Lovely: tooth fairy? -_-;

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Okay all I REALLY got was 100 bucks but I want candy and a Lyserg plushy XD and yes; the cats here DO put their nip toys in to their water. XD

[resurie]

Whoo! XD At least I'll get better presents here!

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Lovely: Alright resurie, you're next.

resurie: *rips present open*

Jr.: whoa...calm down...

resurie: I got socks for Christmas. WHITE socks by the way. So leave me alone! ><

Jr.: o_0...ok...

resurie: *opens present* GASP! Hao---

Dessa: I said no people! ><

resurie: 's pants!

Dessa: Wha--? o_0

resurie: Hao's pants! XD dear god yes! *huggles pants*

Lovely: you wanted his pants?...

resurie: yes! I mean! look at them! the stars! the straps! the legos on the side! THE FLOOF!

all: o_0

Elsewhere~

Chaos: I think we finally got away...

Lyserg: Yeah---ah! Hao! where are your pants?!

Hao: *blinks* My pants? *looks down* Oh Dear God...

Back with the SKU gang~

resurie: I'm going to go put these almighty pants on!! *runs off*

Lovely: erm...o_0...ok...so..um...who's next?? ^^;;;

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I couldn't help it XD Hao's pants ARE almighty!!

[Dessa]

**chaos grabs Hao**

chaos: Come on, this way

**chaos drags Hao to the Elsa, and into the guys quarters. Lyserg follows**

chaos: **handing Hao a pair of his shorts** Here, take these.

Hao: I am not wearing those.

Lyserg: **snickers**

Hao: Unlike the two of you, I do not see how wearing increadibly tight white shorts is of any benefit to me. And in addition to that, I don't want those idiodic fangirls to get any more ideas... Or Ashil, for that matter.

chaos: **rummages around the other crewmember's clothes** Here, try a pair of Tony's kakhi's (sp?). I'm sure he won't mind. Speaking of Tony, while all of those girls are on the Durandal, I'm gonna see if the Captain'll take off so we can escape.

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

Dang Hao's pants is a good gift XD {s. is a crazy girl that dosen't love Hao but loves his pants} XD
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resurie: *hugs pants* ^_________^

s91: Hao's pants would look good on Lyserg ^_^

resurie: nooo they belong to Hao not Lyserg

s91:

Lovely: speaking of Lyserg wher'd he run off too?

s91: LYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSEEEEERGGGG!!! WHERE ARE YOU!

Dessa: -_-; like he'd hear that.

JR.: who wouldn’t hear that. -_-;

Marco: *head rolls from out of no where and hits JR on foot*

JR.: 0_o Marco's head???

Marco: hi

s91: ahh it's ghost!!! 0.0

Marco: -_-; can someone help me find my body.

s91: shore *gets evil grin*

Marco: thanks it's so nice of you to- *get thrown in garbage shoot*

s91: *dusts hands off* I am the champion my friends *trips* >.<

All: *walk off*

Marco from inside garbage shoot: help me! please!!

Jeanne: *walks from out of no where* Marco?

Marco: polo!

Jeanne: MARCO HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU EVERY TIME YOU ANSWER MY "MARCO" WITH A "POLO" GOD KILLS A PUPPY!

Marco: Jeanne-sama I'm so sorry

Jeanne: what are you doing in there anyway?

Maarco: only part of me is in here.

Jeanne: what? 0_o

Marco: only my head is in here I don't know where my body is.

Jeanne: 0_O very funny Hao but you can't trick me in to thinking you're Marco. *walks off*

Marco: NOOO JEANNE-SAMA IT'S REALLY ME MARCO!

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The RPG is dying T^T someone either help me dig a grave for it or help me revive it. please XD

[Elba-cakes *coughs*]

Elba: *rolls up sleeves* I'm a professional thread necromancer, no need to fear. All I request is Marco's head for dinner, since I'm his mommy and I need my brain back.

[Dessa]

**pokes RPG**

I'd continue, but I have writers' block

chaos: More like you have Suikoden on the brain...

[RyuLover67]

I'll save this RPG! ;D
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RyuLover: Dang! Where did my Ryu plushie run to?I swear if my little brother took it again and put in the dog's room I'm gonna..*stops talking to herself as she hears Marco voice form somewhere*

RL: MARCO!!

Marco: POLO!!!*RL hears the voice and runs to the garbage shoot where she sees Marco's head*

RL:Hiya Marco! ~^_^~

Marco:-_-; Do you have to be cheerful all the time?!

RL:You don't like me cheerful?How about I be really evil then,'k?*Face looks veeeeerrrrryyyy evil now*

Marco:0_0; C-Cheerful's fine with me!

RL*Faces changes back to normal*:GOODIE! ^_^
So why ya in the garbage shoot?

Marco:That evil fangirl s91 threw me in here.I think because she loves Lyserg a little too much.~ :'(sniffs ~ I WANT A FAN-GIRL!!

RL: Don't cry! I know I fan-girl of yours that will love you dearly! But first..I WANT MY RYU PLUSHIE!!Maybe if I call it...RYU!!!
*Just then Ryu passes by where RL and Marco are*

Ryu: Did someone call me?

RL ~^___^~*RYU-SAN!!!*Huggles him and starts blushing* I'm super happy now!

Ryu:*blushes*Welll aren't I lucky?I found a super cute girl.Would you like some food?

RL:Yeppers!! Can I have ice cream instead?

Ryu: Yeah.Come on my happy place.
*RyuLover and Ryu walk happily hand in hand in shojo bubles away from the garbage shoot leaving Marco in there by himself*

Marco:T_T; HEEELLLLOOOO!!!WHAT ABOUT ME?!!

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That was fun.Okay now I can't think of anything else

Jr. EDIT: I fixed your color RyuLover!! ^_^

[Jr.]

Jr.: Hmm I wonder how long I have been wandering around.

resurie: There you are Jr. Look we need to figure out what to do next.

Jr.: The overtaking of SKU is no longer the plan.

resurie: That's what we were doing? Hmm yeah, I don't like that idea anymore.

Dessa: Chibi-sama! We need to desperatly get away from this planet. I don't think a hot springs can save this RPG!

chaos: Yes. It is terribly humid here. My clothes are pratically sticking to me.

Dessa: Then again.....

Jr: Well, (gets a message from Gaignun).......... Huh?..

Ashil: What's going on bro?

Dessa: Jr. is mentally connnected to Gaignun. His boss.

resurie: That's wierd.

Jr.: WHAT?! (tear runs down Jr.'s cheek) This...This can't be happening!

Ahil: Bro?

Dessa: What is it Chibi-sama?

chaos: This is bad.

Jr.: I.......I...have to go! (runs for the Elsa)

resurie: WAIT! You haven't told us what is going on yet.

Dessa: (starts to run after Jr.) Chibi-sama!!

chaos: (holds Dessa back) No. I have a feeling this is something Jr. has to deal with alone!

Ashil:.............bro?

resurie: Screw this! I'm going after him!!

*The group gets to the doorway to the Elsa only to realize that it's already gone.

Ashil:.............

resurie: A note?

"Everyone:

Things have gotten pretty bad while I have been away so I need to go home and sort out some issues. I don't know when I'll return soi resurie, I'm leaving you my Makarov's. Take good care of them. I want them back again.

Dessa, You can keep the BLOOD9's. I never really used them anyways.

Bro, I'll miss you and please don't let Marco kill you again. I've enclosed one last tomato. Really let him have it. I'll miss all of you.
Jr."

Dessa: What does this mean?

Ashil: (takes tomato) I'll treasure this.

resurie: It's just a tomato. I got guns!!! WOO-HOO!

chaos: Hmmmm.......

(cut to Jr. as he flies the Elsa alone into deep space)

Jr.: I should have never let things get this out of hand. Don't worry! I'm coming home!