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Post by RyuLover67 on Feb 4, 2005 17:23:10 GMT -5
*RyuLover67 comes walking in,clingling to Ryu's arm very tightly*
RL:Hi guys! What's happening?
resurie:Well look who finally turns up.Here,you better read this.*res hands RL the note that Jr. left behid*
RL:WHAT?!OH NO!This is awful!I shall miss ya Jr.-san!!*clings to Ryu even tighter*
Ashil:*looks up from hugging his tomatoe*Hmm? RyuLover!! When did you get here?And lookie you got Ryu,too!
RL:Hiya Ashil-san!*waves to him*Why ya got a tomatoe?*Pointing to the tomato*
Ashil: Oh my bro gave that to me when he left.
resuire:And he gave me his guns!XD
RL:Careful,res!You know you don't shoot anyone unless they piss you off,spam on the forum or just make ya mad! Those are the rules!
resuire:0_0; they are?
RL:Well,no.But that's the reason Lovely always firing rounds,I think!Who knows for sure!
Dessa:Makes as much sense as this RPG so far!Whatcha want to do now since Jr. took the ship?
RL:I don't know.I just got here.I thought you guys can think of something.
*Everyone thinks of something to do*
Ashil:I KNOW! We can destory 4kids!
RL:Aren't ya already trying to do that,Ashil-san?
Ashil:Yes but this is the only thing that sounds fun.
resuire:He's right you know.
RL:ALRIGHT THEN! It's settle! We're going to destory 4kids this time! resuire! Call all the board members and Lovely!Ryu-san! Call all the members of Shaman King cast.Make sure Hao and his group doesn't go near the X-laws and Lyserg,got it?
resuire&Ryu*salutes to RL*:Yes cheif RyuLover!
*res and Ryu start making calls,PMs,and emails to get everyone there as the rest make plans to destory 4kids*#nosmileys
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Post by s91/S-chan/DoomStick on Feb 4, 2005 18:26:06 GMT -5
s91: woah, woah, woah the don’t go near Lyserg thing that’s gonna be hard or do you mean only Hao’s grope is not allowed to go near him? *is hugging Lyserg plushy that’s wearing Hao’s pants and gloves* RL: *looks at Plushy* o_0 Ashil: 0.0 s91: what Lyserg can wear the pants! Resuire: 0.0 where did you get those pants? s91: Hao. With Hao Hao: where are my pants?  Back Resuire: but how did you get them so small? 0_o s91: hot water… or was it cold water??? Lovely: s91 here’s something for you to do as you ponder on if you used hot or cold water you can help PM everyone *gives s91 long list* s91: 0.0 Lovely: *walks off* s91: *is really confused about what to do* ^____^U *presses enter key* Lyserg: 0.0 maybe Necromacer could do that 0.0 s91: ^___^ yeah Necromacer: what’s up Lovely: please do the PMing if s91 dose it she might just find a way to blow us up. Elba: *is making calls* --------********--------- Writers block is evil |
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Post by RyuLover67 on Feb 5, 2005 18:02:08 GMT -5
RL:Right now.Okay we got calls going in and out and PMs and emails too.And I'm still shocked to see that a Lyserg plushy has Hao's pants on 0_0;.
s91:But they look SO CUte on him!*hugs plushie more*
RL:0_0;; Okay.Moving on,as soon as they get here we'll show them our plan.Oh and I ment that Hao and his groupies shouldn't go near Lyserg because he goes nutty everytime they're around,ya know?
s91:That makes sense!
Ashil:So whats the plan chief RyuLover?
RL:I don't know.Anyone got any ideas?
resuire: --;
Ashil:^_^; That fine RyuLover,we don't need a plan yet.We can wait in till the others get here.Hey let's play DDR!
RL:We have DDR?! I didn't know that! Let's play!*drags Ashil to play DDR*
resuire:What about the plan?!
RL:Lemme play just one round of DDR and it will help me think better.
resuire:Whatever.I'm going to find Hao-sama! ^_^
Ryu:I'll go watch my happy place and Ashil-san play DDR.I've called everyone and they're coming.
Dessa:And I'll glomp Lyserg ~^_^~!!
Lyserg:0_0;; What?! I'm out of here!*starts running away*
Dessa:Wait!*Runs after Lyserg*
Chaos:You forgot me again Dessa!*Runs after the two*
Lovely& Necromacer:0_0;;;
Lovely:I don't think we're gonna destory 4kids.
Necromacer:How did you figured that out?!
s91:*still hugging her Lyserg plushie*
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Post by Dessa on Feb 6, 2005 2:07:06 GMT -5
**chaos gives up on chasing Dessa, since he knows she'll come back**
chaos: Hey Hao! Come here for a minute.
**Hao looks around, makes sure resurie's nowhere to be found, and follows chaos**
Hao: What do you want?
chaos: See, I have this thing, that I'm gonna give you. You see, I found this, and it's been a big help to me, and I think you can use it.
Hao: What is it?
**chaos holds out a device that looks suspiciously like a remote control**
chaos: It's a clothes duplicator. See? The numbers are so you can adjust the size.
Hao: Why do you have something like this?
chaos: My ultimate weapon is the "Holey Gloves." See, they're really powerful, but they're already so full of holes that when I attack, sometimes they snag, and then they get ruined. So I was using this to duplicate them, every time they got ruined.
Hao: So I can use this to make infinite pairs of pants? **chaos nods** chaos, you are a fangirl victim's best friend. How can I repay you?
**chaos gets a very evil grin**
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**Dessa, meanwhile, has lost site of Lyserg**
Dessa: Mou!!! **realizes that RL capitalized chaos' name**
**looks down at the twin BLOOD9s holstered at her hips**
**Dessa gets evil grin**
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umm... RL, watch out for Dessa, and... well, no one gets to post what chaos wanted!! I get to decide (and I haven't yet). But enjoy the infinite amount of Hao's pants I just provided!
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Post by RyuLover67 on Feb 8, 2005 16:18:50 GMT -5
umm... RL, watch out for Dessa, and... well, no one gets to post what chaos wanted!! I get to decide (and I haven't yet). But enjoy the infinite amount of Hao's pants I just provided!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*RL and Ashil are playing DDR,while Ryu is watching them.RL and Ashil keep arugeing about who's better at it*
RL:I'm better at it than you Ashil-san!
Ashil:Fat chance!See how ya do at Butterfly!*song swithces to Butterfly.Both of them start singing the song*
Ryu:Can i play winner then?
*Suddenly,Lovely comes in with a look in her face*
Lovely:How's the plan coming long Cheif RyuLover?And come your a cheif! I didn't command you to be a cheif!
RL:Cuz' I don't wanna be a lackey and it's just a nickename that stuck! Oh and the plan's coming along fine but I still need more time and..Shoot! I missed that one!
Lovely:Hmph! Fine I'll come back as soon as you're done!BTW Ryu,hhave you seen Manta?
Ryu:I think pink has him,Lovely-sama.
Lovely:What? She know s it's my turn to hold him.I'M COMMING FOR YOU MANTA!!!
*And with that she starts running for Manta.Then Lyserg comes in out of breathe form running away from Dessa and his other fan-girls*
Ryu:Lyserg!How are you,my green haired friend?
Lyserg:Outta of breathe because of my fan-girls.You're really lucky Ryu-san to have only one.*pointing to me*
RL:Eh? Yep I am lucky to be the only his fan-girl.I mean look at you.I could never reach you with a 10 foot pole if I tried.Darnit! I missed again!
*RL contiunes to play as Ashil wipes the floor with her.Ryu keeps talking to Lyserg and unknown to them Dessa waits in the shadow of the door waiting.*
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Post by Dessa on Mar 2, 2005 1:48:04 GMT -5
**Dessa pulls out BLOOD9s and aims at RL**
RL: **after a bullet misses by a long ways** What was that?
Dessa: Drats... forgot that I have crappy aim.
RL: Dessa, did you just try to shoot me?
Dessa: Umm... yes?
RL: Why?
Dessa: Ummm... 'cuz you capitalized chaos' name...
RL: ?
Dessa: You put "Chaos" instead of "chaos." His name isn't capitalized.
RL: And you were gonna shoot me because of it?
Dessa: Yes.
RL: Girl, you need help... Ya know, Lyserg's here... Umm... was here... umm... Ashil, where did Lyserg go?
Ashil: I dunno. He was just here a second ago...
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Elsewhere...
Lyserg: How did I get here?
mysterious voice of shadowed figure: I brought you here, to protect you.
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MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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vanman
Full Fledged Shaman
Momo-tachi no kachi desu!
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Post by vanman on Mar 2, 2005 15:54:44 GMT -5
vanman: I am he who strives to save bishonen from those who would threaten their safety! *straightens up, tries to look imposing*. Lyserg: Um, meaning what now? vanman: *coughs nervously* I came to save you and others like you from their fangirls. Lyserg: Oh....now where are we? vanman: Currently we are in "spandex space", A pocket dimension that exists close to our own. None can get in here save me, you are safe for now. Lyserg: Really?  can I stay here for a while? I just need to catch my breath. vanman: Oh, no problem. *meanwhile, in normal space* chaos: what's this over here? *points to random spot on the wall* Dessa: what are you looking at, chaos? chaos: I'm not sure but... *pokes wall* *fizzle, zzzaappp, bzzzz, BOOM!!!!*(suddenly, a temporal collapse occurs, vanman and Lyserg's hiding space is discovered!) chaos: Oh, hi vanman, you just recently joined this RP? Dessa: Lyserg-sama!!! There you are! I was wondering what happened to you!*glares at vanman* I hope you are prepared to get shot! vanman: uh...quick, Lyserg! *pulls portable hole from his coat pocket, throws against the wall* Lyserg: right! *jumps though the hole* vanman: see you all later! *jumps through after Lyserg, hole collapses on itself* Dessa: what the heck just happened? chaos: I think they just got away. Dessa: curses!  |
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Post by Jr. on Mar 2, 2005 16:38:21 GMT -5
Well, after Dessa's post I thought this RPG was just about dead (we are now shooting people for incorrect capatalization?!) but after vanman's addition I just had to write more. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Lyserg: So are we the only one's here? vanman: No. I also found this little guy while he was being smothered by an insane fangirl. Lyserg: Manta? Manta: *shiver getawayfrommegetawayfrommeGETAWAYFROMME!!!! Lyserg:  ? vanman: He's a severe case but not beyond my abilities. I will have him cured in no time! (pulls on latex gloves) Lyserg: Great! ^^; (I have to get away from this psycho) (meanwhile) Jr.: Hey. resurie? resurie: AAAAAAHHHH!.... Oh Jr. When did you get back? You're supposed to be gone rememeber? Jr.: Oh yeah. Well, nevermind that. I'm back now so whatever. resurie: *shrugs Why not? Dessa: Chibi-sama? Have you seen vanman around here ? Jr.: Umm what's a vanman? Is this a guy that likes van's? Dessa: (looking at Jr. like she's going to smack him) NO! Oh by the way. If you're back, where's the Elsa? Jr.: The Elsa.........?! Umm vanman went that way!!! (points in random direction) Dessa: Grrr... c'mon chaos. chaos: (To Jr.) It would be best for your own safety if you never capitalize my name ok? Jr.: Ummm sure! Why is it not capitalized? *chaos runs after Dessa Jr.: What is going on? Where did this van guy come from? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry if I picked on you vanman. Your name does puzzle me. XD |
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Post by Ashil on Mar 2, 2005 17:26:50 GMT -5
Ashil: ahh i see you guys met vanman. i found him wondering the streets and thought i'd show him around here.
Jr.: you mean, you just randomly brought a stranger in here!
Ashil: we were all strangers at one point
Jr.: true...*looks at the ground*
Ashil: what are you looking at?
Jr: this oil spill...it looks just like...
Vanman: a muffin
Ashil and Jr: yeah...muffin
Dessa: -___-;
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Post by Pinkechidna on Mar 3, 2005 13:11:08 GMT -5
Pinkechidna: *hugging Manta plushie* Hey, this isn't the real Manta! Where'd he go?! Hey Jr., Ashil, you guys would happen to know where Manta is, would you? I think someone took him from me.......if I ever find out who they are I'm going to, well I don't know because no one's ever had the balls to kidnap one of my Bishies.... Ashil: *cough* Jr.: Ummmm.... Pinkechidna: So, you guys know anything? |
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Post by Ashil on Mar 3, 2005 13:36:29 GMT -5
Ashil: *shirt moves around*
Pink: *glares*
Ashil: im..uhh...pregnant?
Jr: im gonna be an uncle!.....WAIT! WHAT?
Pink: *blinks* awwww congrats ashil! hey everyone, let's have a babyshower for ashil!
Manta: *from under the shirt* at least im safe in here...
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Post by Jr. on Mar 3, 2005 14:11:09 GMT -5
Quit writing wierd stuff bro I can't fit it all in my sig!! XD ----------------------------------------------------------------- Jr.: I'm an uncle?! Manta: (whispers) Play along!! Please!! I don't want to die!! ;_; Ashil: That's right pink! I'm a mo-- umm something or rather.... umm yeah! pinkechidna: I need to go to the store to get supplies for the shower. See ya! Jr.: Oh great! Now what are we gonna do bro? Why did I say I'm the uncle? Wait. Uncles don't have to be at baby showers! Good luck bro. *tries to run but gets stopped by chaos chaos: Sorry Jr. Dessa: Where do you think you're going Chibi-sama?! You know where vanman is don't you? Jr.: He's in his pocket dimension isn't he? I don't know how to get there. Dessa: Where's the Elsa? Jr.: .......ummm I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE!!!! (points to Ashil) Ashil: meep! Manta: Heh heh now what?! ^^; Dessa & chaos: ? |
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Post by Ashil on Mar 3, 2005 15:07:07 GMT -5
Ashil: ummmm....yeah thats right ^__^ wanna feel it kick?
Dessa: i drather not...*backs away from ashil*
Pink: oh! ashil, do you know what it is yet?
Ashil: uhh...a...boy..?
Pink: awwww cute! okay be back with boy stuff then! *runs off*
Jr: *thinking to self* why hasn't anyone figured out yet that ashil CAN'T be pregnat..
Dessa: so ashil, who's the father
ashil: 0__0;
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Post by Jr. on Mar 3, 2005 18:37:30 GMT -5
Jr.: (glares at Ashil ) Don't you dare tell them I'm the father. I'm the uncle remember that!!!! >_<;
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Post by resurie on Mar 3, 2005 18:56:07 GMT -5
After much pondering, I have come up with something...>]
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resurie: *walks in* Hey, what's....*sees Ashil* going on...
Jr.: I'm an Uncle! ><
resurie: Eh? Of who?
Jr.: *points to Ashil*
resurie: You're Ashil's uncle? 0_o..
Jr.: Yea---what? No, Ashil's pregnant.
resurie: ...
Jr.: ...
resurie: *looks at Ashil*
Ashil: Wanna feel it kick? =]
resurie: ......
Silence.
resurie: You DO know it's biologically impossible for Ashil to be pregnant right?
Ashil: Well, you see---
Pink: Hey guys! I'm back!
Ashil: Eep! o_o
Pink: What's wrong?
Ashil: Eh...nothing...just telling the news to resurie...
resurie: What news? The fact you're pretending to be pre---
Jr.: *covers resurie's mouth* Ahahah...she's...um....she hasn't had anything to drink all day!
resurie: Hm? oO
Jr.: You poor dear, I'll go buy you some ice cream!
resurie: But I don't want any ice--
Ashil: Yes you do, get me some too bro!
Jr.: *looks in wallet* T___T Sure...
Dessa: You still haven't told me who the father is...
Ashil: o_O;;;;
Dessa: Well?
Ashil: Uh....
resurie: *kicks Jr.* What father? ><
Jr.: Why am I always the one to be tortured?
Dessa: The father...of Ashil's baby...
resurie: ><?!?!?!?!
Ashil: It's uhh...erm...Hao?
resurie: WHAT?! O_O
Jr.: o_o;;;
Dessa: Really? Huh. I don't see how that's possible...and I mean that in both ways.
vanman: Both ways?
Dessa: Yes...
resurie: *points at Ashil* YOU!
Ashil: Uh oh...o_O
resurie: *chases Ashil around screaming non-sensical (sp? o0) things about Hao*
Ashil: Someone save me!!
Jr.: I'll save you bro!! *lunges*
resurie: *stops*
Jr.: *falls*
All: o_o...
Jr.: Ow.
Ashil: Bro! Are you alright?!
Pink: I'm confused...
vanman: As am I...
resurie: I'll clear things up!
Ashil: Wait resu---
resurie: Hao isn't the father! ><
Ashil: --rie..
Dessa: He isn't? Then who?
resurie: Hell if I know, but there's no way Hao-sama is the father! *pouts*
Jr.: Um...a little help here...I can't feel my legs...
All: o_o;;
Dessa: OK, then who is it, Ashil?
Ashil: ......uh...
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I'm sorry Jr.! XD;;; I lost inspiration near the middle...
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can I stay here for a while? I just need to 
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