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Post by Ashil on Mar 3, 2005 21:53:43 GMT -5
Akio: I'AM!
Ashil: he is!
Resurie: .....as long as it's not Hao....
Dessa: who the hell is that guy?
Akio: im ashil's lovey dovey *nuzzels ashil's arm*
Resurie and Dessa: ....lovle dovey?
Ashil: well would you look at that, my water broke. i need to go get a new one BYE! *runs off*
Manta: wahhh! easy!
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Post by Dessa on Mar 4, 2005 1:58:45 GMT -5
Dessa: umm... that was weird.
Resurie: yup.
Dessa: So, do you wanna go try to find Lyserg and Hao?
Resurie: sure. You know where they might be?
Dessa: Well, vanman's hiding Lyserg. Said something about "protecting bishounen from fangirls" or something like that. He might've gotten Hao, too.
Resurie: We must put a stop to it, then.
Dessa: Yup... we should go get chaos. His abilities might come in handy.
Resurie: Yup.
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Post by Jr. on Mar 4, 2005 13:46:55 GMT -5
pinkechindna: Huh! well, I gotta prepare for the shower!! ^_^ Jr.: Umm hello?! I need help!! Anyone? ;_; (meanwhile) Ashil: Thanks Akio. That was close!!! Akio: Umm that's okay! When were you going to tell me!! Ashil: Tell you...? Akio: About our baby!! Ashil:  Oh! That's not true. Look! *Akio looks Manta: (looks at Akio) Who the heck are you?! Akio: You're having a Manta?! Ashil: Yea.....wait! What? (meanwhile) pinkechidna: Wait a minute..... Ashil's a guy! He can't have babies!! >_< (meanwhile) Dessa: If vanman is in his pocket dimension, then there is only one way to find him. resurie: And that would be..... chaos: (whispers to resurie) She doesn't know. Dessa: I HEARD THAT!!! (meanwhile) Jr.: Hello? ;_; ------------------------------------------------------------------ I do plan on coming up withy an explanation as to what happened to the Elsa. I have no idea yet but it's fun to talk my way out of answering the question!! ^_^; |
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 5, 2005 17:29:20 GMT -5
Secretofmana:I'm sorry, Jr., but to become a Mod, you must die!!!!! Jr.: Wha?!? Wait, who are you ? Som:I'm Secretofmana! And you're in my secret glove compartment! Jr.:Um, how did i fit in a glove compartment? Som: Because you can! But now you must die! (points gun at Jr.) ............grrrrrrrrrrr.......cmon...... I can do this.......but it's not right to kill......... Jr:................(pulls out Blood 9s) Som:EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!! Oh wait, doesn't Dessa have your guns? Jr.:Crap!  (guns go Poof!) Som:  Okay, now die..........Arrg (Can't do it!) !!!!!! On second thought let's have tea. THEN you die! Jr.:0_o |
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Post by Jr. on Mar 5, 2005 17:58:57 GMT -5
Jr.: umm why does this stuff always hapen to me?! Som: *shrugs Why not?! Jr.: T__T Well, you see I do have MY guns. Well, the Blood9's are mine too but I did give them to Dessa. I have my Makarov's. they were a presnent from Gaignun and I would never give those away!! (points Makarov's at Som) Som: Didn't you give those to resurie when you left on the Elsa? Jr.:...... GRRR Listen technical guy, I don't even know how I'm in your glove compartment or whatever, so why don't you just cut me some slack!!!! >_< Som: Tea? Jr.:............................(sigh) thanks...... (meanwhile) Ashil: Okay, for the 176th time (yes I've been counting). I'm not giving birth to Manta!!! He's hiding from pinkechidna!! Akio: ? Ashil: (smacks his forehead) Am I speaking English? Akio: (I wonder what happened to the Elsa!) (meanwhile) Dessa: HA! Now we've found you vanman!! vanman: How did you find me? resurie: Like we're gonna tell you!! chaos: They don't know. Jr. just made us appear here. resurie: Now hand over Lyserg! Wait, why do I care about Lyserg?! Do you know where Hao is? vanman: Isn't he looking for baby presents? I heard he's gonna be a father soon!! resurie:......Bu..wha...ghaaa...HE'S NOT HAVING A BABY!!! vanman: Oh. Well, he's not here. resurie: Than I'm out of here!! (poofs) Dessa: I don't see Lyserg! Hmph. Jr. never did tell me what happened to the Elsa!! (meanwhile) Som:.........and that's how I sew my own furniture!! Jr.: Somebody KILL ME!!! (meanwhile) Everyone else: Did we just disappear from this RPG?! WTF?! Me: Don't look at me. You all have computers. Just do what Som did and write yourself back in!! >_< It's not like I have all this free time on my hands to make every single person have a part. Everyone else: I wonder what happened to the Elsa! (meanwhile) pinknechidna: when I get my hands on that Ashil!! RL: Hi pink. Whatcha doing?pinkechidna: I'm on my way to get some answers. Ashil said he's pregnant and I just realized that that can't be since he's a guy. RL: (you JUST figured this out ^^; ) I'll come too. this should be interesting!! Maybe we'll run into Jr. and he can tell us what happened to the Elsa!!(meanwhile) Som: What happened to the Elsa Jr.? Jr.: Will you all QUIT ASKING ME THAT?! ------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll have an answer soon I promise!! ^_^; |
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 5, 2005 18:20:11 GMT -5
Som: Oh, by the way Jr., I was hired by Deus ex Machina to kill you in exchange for becoming a Mod.
Jr.: But wasn't he a cheap plot device?
Som: Not anymore. Also, he's planted a bomb that will explode in 1 hour, killing all of us as revenge for calling him a cheap plot device.
Everyone else: (gasp!)
Som: Huh? You guys aren't here you're............elsewhere.
Everyone else:Aw..............(walks away)
(meanwhile)
Dessa: Has anyone seen Lovely?
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Post by Ashil on Mar 5, 2005 18:43:51 GMT -5
Akio: *comes back with ashil* look! ashil had our baby! and he looks nothing like me!
Ashil: ...... -____-; *to manta* take this peper spray and run as fast as your little legs will carry you!*
Manta: but...but...
Ashil: GO!
Manta: ..WAHHHH!!! *runs off*
Akio: wait! jr!
Jr: yes?
Akio: not you!
Jr: :-(
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Post by Jr. on Mar 5, 2005 19:06:16 GMT -5
Jr.: Well, SOM as you can see by reading the first part of the RPG thread, I've been killed plenty of times so go ahead and give it your best shot!!
SOM: *leafing through pages of the RPG thread. Dang!
Ashil: Hey bro! Who's this?
SOM: Your worst nightmare.
Jr.: T__T Yeah.
Akio: How did we get into this glove compartment?
Ashil: What?
Jr.: (pounding his fists in the dirt) I just can't stand it!! ;_;
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 5, 2005 19:29:55 GMT -5
Som: Whoa, whoa, whoa, did I just say that? I'm so mean! Ashil:0_o Som: And why isn't anyone worried about the BOMB! Bomb :45 minutes before something bad happens. Som: HEY!!!!!! The bomb isn't supposed to talk! And there's only one group of people that hates silence! Everyone: GASP! Som: 4Kids has been here! |
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Post by Ashil on Mar 5, 2005 19:30:10 GMT -5
Ashil: *looks to Akio* why do i even love you?
Akio: because im really a girl trapped in a boy's body, and because i'll hurt you if you reject me! ;D
Jr: ...way to go, bro...you just had to pick the insane ones...
SOM: welcome to my glove box hell! WA HA HA HA!
Dessa: *opens the glove box* .....who in their right minds would make action figures out of jr, ashil, akio, and SOM?
*looks around and holds up fireworks*
Akio: 0__0;
(hehe okay we four got tiny?)
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 5, 2005 19:38:21 GMT -5
SOM: welcome to my glove box hell! WA HA HA HA! Som: grr some evil force is making me say mean things! And I can't help it!  Ashil: BWA HA HA HA! Wait, I didn't mean to say that! Som: Sorry for the revenge. Bomb: Um, you guys had better not forgotten that in 35 minutes, we all lose! |
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Post by Ashil on Mar 5, 2005 20:09:12 GMT -5
Akio: awwww a talking bomb :-D *hugs it*
Bomb: *thinking* hahha fool!
Ashil: Akio! what are you doing!?
Akio: is it a crime to hug a talking bomb?
Jr: yeah, like how it's a crime to be wearing a dress!
Akio: :-O Ashil! do something!
Ashil: umm...bad? *lightly smacks Jr*
Jr: ow...the pain?
Akio: nrrrrrr! *squeezes the bomb*
Som: WAHH--
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 5, 2005 20:24:09 GMT -5
or so they all thought.
Som: HEY! It's a fake!(message pops out of bomb saying BOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!NOT!)
Everyone:.....................
Som:Anyone up for tea?
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Post by Jr. on Mar 5, 2005 20:58:09 GMT -5
This RPG has definetly gone in a new direction! XD --------------------------------------------------------------------- Jr.: Umm so if we're done here can I go now? Som: yeah.....no wait a minute. I'm supposed to kill you. As Deus ex Machina said. Then I'll be a mod. Ashil: Wait! Waht? Jr.: That's what I said! T__T Ashil: You won't be a mod by killing Jr. You'll just get praise from Lovely and Jr. will be resurrected by the end of the day. Akio: Actually he really doesn't die anymore watch!! Jr.: Don't take... *Akio takes one of Jr.'s makarov's and shoots him killing him Ashil: @_@ What did you do?! SOM: I was supposed to do that!! Akio: He'll pop right up any second!! Ashil: ;_; bro?! Jr.:....................... Akio: (Ashil was getting way too close to Jr. so he just had to be eliminated.) (meanwhile) Dessa: this show is very entertaining isn't it chaos? chaos:...............just give me some of that popcorn!! (meanwhile) Ashil: It' s been 30 min. Akio. Jr.'s still dead!! SOM: Yes. I'm getting bored and look. My tea is cold now! Jr.:...................... Ashil: UMM it's iced tea. It's supposed to be cold. SOM: No it's not!! Akio: Dude. It' Lipton BRISK. In a can. You're not fooling anyone!! SOM:Hmmm that spot on the wall looks just like a..... vanman: A muffin!! Jr.:........................... Ashil: AAAHH! What the hell?! Akio: What now? vanman: I'm vanman!! Jr.? Jr.:............................ Ashil: Akio killed him. vanman: Well, this is certainly interesting!! (meanwhile) Dessa: Chibi-sama hasn't moved for a while. Maybe we should do something to help him. chaos: And by 'we' I assume you mean me!!  (meanwhile) Ashil: And that's why I can't have babies!! SOM: Man. I should have never joined this RPG!! Jr.:............. Ashil: We never did find out what happened to the Elsa!! |
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Post by Ashil on Mar 5, 2005 21:01:07 GMT -5
(dang bro! you beat me to it! REDO!)
Ashil: *pokes jr with a stick*
Akio: ashil...pay attention to me! *clings to his leg*
Ashil: *sighs* can't you see im griving?
Akio: you only care about jr.....
Ashil: that's not true...
Akio: proove it!
Ashil: see look, this is me walking away from jr's corpse *walks off*
Akio: *follows him happily*
Marco: *kidnaps Akio* alas! another girly boy to add to my collection!
Akio: AHHH! ASHIL!
Marco: hush now! to the x-laws mobile!
Som: ...........*drinks his tea* ahhh that's brisk baby
(meanwhile)
Dessa: is it me...or is this getting rather interesting
Chaos: >__> ;
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Oh! That's not true. Look!
(guns go Poof!)
Okay, now die..........Arrg (Can't do it!) !!!!!! On second thought let's have tea. THEN you die!
