Post by RyuLover67 on Jan 2, 2006 11:02:00 GMT -5
Man,Lovley totally got me intill I read the bottom and fell off my chair for being duped.My turn!
My complaint about Yaoi
My duty to you, dear reader, constrains me to the disagreeable and almost painful task of giving you a significant amount of information that you may be unwilling to accept. Let me begin by saying that Yaoi's patsies are too lazy to find the common ground that enables others to make Yaoi pay for its crimes against humanity. They just want to sit back, fasten their mouths on the public teats, and casually forget that I normally prefer to listen than to speak. I would, however, like to remind Yaoi that it says that hanging out with insensitive, surly troublemakers is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience. This is noxious falsehood. The truth is that its historical record of destructive stratagems is clearer than the muddled pronouncements of its satraps. How much more illumination does that fact need before Yaoi can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that Yaoi has been trying for some time to sell the public on a favoritism-based government. Its sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: The sun rises just for Yaoi. The emotional argument: Its utterances are Right with a capital R. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that Yaoi says that we can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is. You know, it can lie as much as it wants but it can't change the facts. If it could, it'd indeed prevent anyone from hearing that we are a nation of prostitutes. By this I mean that as long as we are fat, warm, and dry we don't care what Yaoi does. It is precisely that lack of caring that explains why I deeply believe that it's within our grasp to break the mold and stray from the path of conventional wisdom. Be grateful for this first and last tidbit of comforting news. The rest of this letter will center around the way that the poisonous wine of antagonism had been distilled long before it entered the scene. Yaoi is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity. Yaoi wants to spit on sacred icons. Is this so it can waste hours and hours in fruitless conferences and meetings, or is it to have more impact on Earth's biological, geological, and chemical systems during our lifetime and our children's than all preceding human generations had together? You be the judge. In either case, if Fate desired that it make a correct application of what it had read about racialism, it would have to indicate title and page number, since the pesky heresiarch would otherwise never in all its existence find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, it's its belief that my letters demonstrate a desire to eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny. I can't understand how anyone could go from anything I ever wrote to such an ignorant idea. In fact, my letters generally make the diametrically opposite claim, that most people don't realize that Yaoi has already revealed its plans to demand that Earth submit to the dominion of oleaginous, capricious ratbags. It revealed these plans in a manifesto bearing all of the hallmarks of having been written by an effete, baleful ogre. Not only is its manifesto entirely lacking in logic, relentlessly subjective, and absolutely anecdotal, but this is not the place to develop that subject. It demands many pages of analysis, which I can't spare in this letter. Instead, I'll just state the key point, which is that Yaoi acts as if it were King of the World. This hauteur is astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. The dominant characteristic of Yaoi's deeds is not that they steal our birthrights, but that, in the bargain, they contaminate or cut off our cities' water supply.
I won't pull any punches here: Yaoi's sophistries are evil. They're evil because they cause global warming; they make your teeth fall out; they give you spots; they incite nuclear war. And, as if that weren't enough, whenever anyone states the obvious -- that Yaoi has abandoned ethics altogether -- discussion naturally progresses towards the question, "What exactly is Yaoi's point?" Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that even if one is opposed to truculent interdenominationalism (and I am), then surely, Yaoi doesn't want us to clarify and correct some of the inaccuracies present in its vituperations. It would rather we settle for the meatless bone of despotism. Let no one say that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. No, this is uncouth, headstrong recidivism and must be regarded as an attempt to excoriate attempts to bring questions of barbarism into the (essentially apolitical) realm of pedagogy in language and writing. While Yaoi has a right, as do we all, to believe whatever it wants about fanaticism, most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. If I want to self-censor my critique of Yaoi, that should be my prerogative. I don't need Yaoi forcing me to. To conclude, Yaoi has let its lofty-yet-fatuous views cloud its sense of taste and reality.
My complaint about Yaoi
My duty to you, dear reader, constrains me to the disagreeable and almost painful task of giving you a significant amount of information that you may be unwilling to accept. Let me begin by saying that Yaoi's patsies are too lazy to find the common ground that enables others to make Yaoi pay for its crimes against humanity. They just want to sit back, fasten their mouths on the public teats, and casually forget that I normally prefer to listen than to speak. I would, however, like to remind Yaoi that it says that hanging out with insensitive, surly troublemakers is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience. This is noxious falsehood. The truth is that its historical record of destructive stratagems is clearer than the muddled pronouncements of its satraps. How much more illumination does that fact need before Yaoi can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that Yaoi has been trying for some time to sell the public on a favoritism-based government. Its sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: The sun rises just for Yaoi. The emotional argument: Its utterances are Right with a capital R. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that Yaoi says that we can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is. You know, it can lie as much as it wants but it can't change the facts. If it could, it'd indeed prevent anyone from hearing that we are a nation of prostitutes. By this I mean that as long as we are fat, warm, and dry we don't care what Yaoi does. It is precisely that lack of caring that explains why I deeply believe that it's within our grasp to break the mold and stray from the path of conventional wisdom. Be grateful for this first and last tidbit of comforting news. The rest of this letter will center around the way that the poisonous wine of antagonism had been distilled long before it entered the scene. Yaoi is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity. Yaoi wants to spit on sacred icons. Is this so it can waste hours and hours in fruitless conferences and meetings, or is it to have more impact on Earth's biological, geological, and chemical systems during our lifetime and our children's than all preceding human generations had together? You be the judge. In either case, if Fate desired that it make a correct application of what it had read about racialism, it would have to indicate title and page number, since the pesky heresiarch would otherwise never in all its existence find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, it's its belief that my letters demonstrate a desire to eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny. I can't understand how anyone could go from anything I ever wrote to such an ignorant idea. In fact, my letters generally make the diametrically opposite claim, that most people don't realize that Yaoi has already revealed its plans to demand that Earth submit to the dominion of oleaginous, capricious ratbags. It revealed these plans in a manifesto bearing all of the hallmarks of having been written by an effete, baleful ogre. Not only is its manifesto entirely lacking in logic, relentlessly subjective, and absolutely anecdotal, but this is not the place to develop that subject. It demands many pages of analysis, which I can't spare in this letter. Instead, I'll just state the key point, which is that Yaoi acts as if it were King of the World. This hauteur is astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. The dominant characteristic of Yaoi's deeds is not that they steal our birthrights, but that, in the bargain, they contaminate or cut off our cities' water supply.
I won't pull any punches here: Yaoi's sophistries are evil. They're evil because they cause global warming; they make your teeth fall out; they give you spots; they incite nuclear war. And, as if that weren't enough, whenever anyone states the obvious -- that Yaoi has abandoned ethics altogether -- discussion naturally progresses towards the question, "What exactly is Yaoi's point?" Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that even if one is opposed to truculent interdenominationalism (and I am), then surely, Yaoi doesn't want us to clarify and correct some of the inaccuracies present in its vituperations. It would rather we settle for the meatless bone of despotism. Let no one say that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. No, this is uncouth, headstrong recidivism and must be regarded as an attempt to excoriate attempts to bring questions of barbarism into the (essentially apolitical) realm of pedagogy in language and writing. While Yaoi has a right, as do we all, to believe whatever it wants about fanaticism, most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. If I want to self-censor my critique of Yaoi, that should be my prerogative. I don't need Yaoi forcing me to. To conclude, Yaoi has let its lofty-yet-fatuous views cloud its sense of taste and reality.
