Quotes of the Week

[TakinawaTonfa]

Sorta like Highs and Lows of the week, but I figured that any memorable sayings that may have occured during the week deserved its own thread. I'll leave it up to a mod whether this sort of thing stays or goes though.

Anyways...

"Uh oh, you gonna get raped by Coily!"
--Myself, while me and my brother were on a Q*Bert machine in Dinseyworld.

"How about the...uh.."Red Smuggler Ninja Taco Experience?"
--Suggestion to next door neighbor for a band name

"They also have Zatch Bell on here."

"Nah I don't wanna play that crap."
--Random guys at an EB Games talking about Gamecube demo disc in the store.

"When you get older your ass be like, flat.
--Overheard by two customers where I work

"Who is this John? I am Void! I am the hand of God ... Boogedy Boogedy Boo!"
--taken from a 'Berserk' outtake

"For more delicious this drink chill before drinking"
--A bottle of Ramune (a Japanese soft drink)

Okay, your turn.

[Drave]

Lance: "I've been grounded for the past month. Confined to my room. But I've been thinking of building a fortress of blankets and covers around myself so I can secretly get wasted."
Me: OF COURSE.

Aim convo quotes for the win and because I'm a dork:

rococo en: Since. The whole Ichigo and Kaien deal. <3 Shiba. Have any thoughts for it?
jewishinobi: Not one.
jewishinobi: Ahah, I need to put some Morrissey on here.
jewishinobi: "Dude, who's that guy behind you?"
jewishinobi: "Morrissey. The more I ignore him, the closer he gets."

jewishinobi: OH MY GOD.
jewishinobi: I found it.
jewishinobi: I FOUND THE RUKIA SONG.
rococo en: WHAT, WHAT, TELL. .
jewishinobi:
And I know I'm gonna steal her eye
She doesn't even know it's wrong
And you know I'm gonna make it die
Take her where her soul belongs
jewishinobi: Renji sings Beck!
rococo en: askdl; Yes plz.

Someone should ban us from fsts and the music community in general. And then the Bleach fandom. Renji + Beck = no, but yes.

Edit: OH YEAHS.

The 'what the hell is my English teacher doing at a party quote.':

Him: "You should take creative writing."
Me: "How should I put this.... I'm more of a free-lance article of personal interest...writer, and less of someone who authors fictional stories."
Him: "It's good either way. Just watch out for the teacher, he's a real weirdo."
Me: "...It's what I've heard."

zing.

[Ssteiny]

I love quotes.

"squishy."
-my girlfriend. i'm not goin into this one.

"These are not the droids you are looking for." -From berserk outtakes

"It's a guy!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Ryu's shocking discovery of lysergs sexuality.

"I will be back before you can say
antidisestablishmentarianism."
from Blackadder

"Washing the dog. Washing the dog."
-Beavis and Butthead

"You are not weak."
-my girlfriend

"It's hard."
-me on life.

"Never let a heroine addicted frog throw knives at you."
-Bad movies.org on Meet the Feebles.

"I kick ass for the lord!"
-from Dead Alive.

"Children."
-from Cannibal the Musical.

"Here's another group of parents who should be beaten with heavy clubs and left bleeding in the moonlight."
-George Carlin.

"Unbeknownst to me there was a better Me!!!!!!"
-Lewis Black.

"My mom says there's a lot of black people in africa."
-Cartman.

"Whaaam!!!"
-Sensei Heeg.

"Your about to be Batdadded!"
-The Batdad, from soutpark season 9.

"You look like a shiny, pissed off Jesus."
-chance taylor.

"Traaagdor."

"I am Uke, hear me roar."
-me.

"I will not get water from taco bell. Last time I got water from them it had a slight tint of pink."
-me.

"What makes a man. Is it the woman in his arms? just cause she has big titties. Or is it the waya he fights everydaya? No its probably the titties."
-orgazmo.

"Cartman, your'e such a fat ass that when you walk down the street people go 'god damn thats a big fat ass."
"No they dont you jealous weakling!"
"Goddamn, that's a big fat ass!"
-cartman, South Park, season 1, episode 4, Weightgain 4000.

[StrawberryInuPie]

"Make love to your notes."

That is all for now. :D

[Setsumi-san]

From Everybody Loves Raymond...

(Raymond and Robert are driving home in an angry silence when Robert props his stinky feet upon the dashboard.)

Raymond: We, uh, seem to have hit a skunk that crawled out of the ass of another skunk.

* * *

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." -Winston Churchill

[wannabeeliza]

" do you think a Nazi ever said 'Hial Hitlers mustache?'"


"Look ma its Hurrican Mustache RUNN!"


*watching japaense episode 15 or so Faust's appearnce ep.*

"BAWAHAHHAHHAH OMG Japanese Manta is so hallarious when he screams!"

"*drooling* *___* Japanese Faust........."
~~


"Ren: Shut your f**king mouth!"

" I said get in the bottle Eliza you can have him when Im done"

~~


someone: yah that girl and her girlfriend

Lidnsay: what about me? And weres my girlfriend?

me: Im right here...

Lindsay: Oh yah

someone: *looks at us wierd*

~~

"My fandom has cotten candy"

"I realized soemthing goth and emo are the samething, goths just like black more...."

[Drave]

So. My friend Etienne crawled under the small space beneath our Madame's desk in French class before she arrived. It took her ten minutes to notice, but Christ.

Madame: "Shamille? Paul? Can't tell who it is under there."
Madame: "I'll just check the rollbook. If nobody's missing, I won't worry about it."
David: "sh--you won't worry about it? That there's some random guy skipping class underneath your desk?"
David: "Who thought that'd be safer than hiding out in the bathroom?"
Me: "gah. nn." (exhausted from laughing too hard).

...

we're the meanest class ever. No wonder she hates us.

[Shadowchan]

Friend: [calls me] Shadow! Come to swim practice RIGHT NOW!
Me: ;_; I'm siiiick! (I really was!)
Friend: No you aren't! You have a headcold! You can swim!
Me: Nuuu I can't! I feel like crap!
Friend: GAH, you're such a freakin' hypochondriac! "Oh, look at me, I'm Shadow, I have an achy-poo in my pinky! I gotta stay home from school!"
Me: That's not me being a hypochondriac, it's me being a bum!

[Ssteiny]

"I am kosher clause." -My dad.

Blackadder:"Sir, may I be permitted a sudden, violent outburst?"
Prince George: "Why, yes of course."
Blackadder: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!"

Keith, my boss: "Where's that artsy guy with the long hair?"

Me: "Tricky blending is my middle name."

Funny work situation
Evil music professor: "Um, We reserved time for the stage. Are you the ones making all the noise and what about the people up there(on the catwalk)?
Tony: "Uh, We're the Hammer guys. You want the masking tape people."

Me: "How f#####g stupid do you have to be to get yourself locked in a walk in freezer? That's impossible."
Chance: "Didn't she notice the big, red emergency release button next to her?"
Me: "I guess not."

John: "Last night at rehearsel my lead actress couldn't remember any of her lines. Her excuse was the dumbest thing I have ever heard. She said, 'I'm sorry. I'm just really thrown off by the new additions to the set."
Me: "We only put up the crown moldings! Wow, that's stupid. Maybe one of the crown moldings will fall on her."

(I'm evil, sorry)

[CrystalStar]

I don't remember anything XD, I can barely remember what I ate for breakfast. Well, this is a quote that my friend said today.

"Well, my mum used big words so it must be true." (about skipping breakfast makes you gain weight)

Actor: And when the girls say they love you, they grab you by the-
Actor 2: NUTS!
Actor: I was about to say neck.
(Play about road safety yesterday and they were talking about chavs)

This was from a week ago but I love how my friend said it in when it was so silent.

"I like cheese."

[KuroiInu]

A kid in English class, in a convo about how private Catholic schools have changed:
"Yeah, now the nuns have tazers."

Me, about my Spanish project:
"I think the thing that will best help students understand Don Quijote is LSD."

Meh. I forgot the rest...

[Ssteiny]

Not the tazers!

Martin hall, one the dorms here at EKU, has a Blimpie's restaraunt in the basement. It's like a convenience store really. There is a large pink lounge area before you walk into Blimpie. It smells. oh god it smells.
Chance: "Someone went downstairs, bent over, spread themselves out, and they built Blimpie's."

[Bluehairedhorofreak]

In choir:
Kelvin: *Says something I don't remember.*
Laurie: Don't got there, girlfriend!!
Teacher: Kevin, you've got to remember, sopranos are fragile. (near the beginning of the year, he said that sopranos were like pre madonnas)
Caitlyn: But I'm not fragile! I've got LOTS of protein!

[StrawberryInuPie]

Talking to Willie about Hamtaro:

"Penelope is a clansman." "Snoozer was in there jacking it the whole time. That's why he never got up. It never goes down!"

"...Rina, you lesbian."-Inu.

"Yeah, I think you're a fly ho."-Alex to me.

"Orange rape."-Inu

"THERE WILL BE BACKPAIN. THEY WILL BE BIGGER THAN TIFA'S."-Lightbulby.

"Hey ho-biscuit!"-Jami

[kfttjdb]

"I suppose you thought that was funny?"-me
"Hilarious."-James
"Of course. You'd be the one. You've bored me. *signs off*"-me

That happens a lot, come to think of it...