Quotes of the Week (01-23-2006)

[wannabeeliza]

"...Did you just say 'your gandmother likes to butt rape people?""

"No I said...*something it was muffled by people* watch out for my grandmother's butt it'll kill you"
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"I challange you to Ballette *insert smaking a person with hoody*"
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"Its getting hot in here so go and kill a deer..."

*insert me not being able to stop laughing*
"That wasn't funny...that was sadistic even for you"

*Insert me almost falling out of chair laughing*

(Today I find everything funny I guess)
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"Time to check my...e-mail"

"the way you started that I thought you were going to say something about evil..Evil e-mail!"

"what? XD yes Im going to go check my *shifty eyes* evil e-mail"

"Still better then the nautral male inhancment e-mails....-.-" *walks away*
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*sees guy in hall* "Get a folder!"-Me
"why do you need a folder?"

"Because she said so..."

"Thats right because I said so!"

[MetaKnight]

A scenario from Kingdom Hearts that I found strangely amusing...
Two words... You guys ain't heroes! (Goofy starts counting the words)

A small segment from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Hermione: You have to relax, or it will kill you faster.
Ron: Kill us faster! Oh now I can relax!

That's all that I have for today... see ya!

[Innle]

"It's not like my hair has feelings!"–some random kid in the hallway between third and fourth bells

"Except the time I said I love you, I didn't mean a word I said, I didn't mean a word I said..."–Ella Fitzgerald, "I Didn't Mean A Word I Said" (best song for writing Aangst EVER. 'specially when he's screwed things up with a certain Water Tribe girl, like in the crossover right now... damn you Sarah for making me enjoy picking on a character who's done nothing mean in pretty much his whole life.)

"After all, there was a kind of honor in being murdered by a god."–Tad Williams, Otherland

"Nihil is a special word. It's the only word in Latin that means absolutely nothing. Everything else means something, but nihil? Nothing."–Mr. Wilger, my Latin teacher (Funnily enough, Mark still didn't realize that "nothing" is the translation for "nihil" for about five more minutes after this was said.)

"But... but... ORLANDO!"–Laura
"But... but... MY COMISSION THAT I PAID YOU FOR ALREADY!"–Me

[Ssteiny]

"Mmmm asbestos. That's the good stuff."-Me.

The time Ryu gets beaten up by Anna so bad that he developes a speech impediment:
"I want my 'Besto' place."
"Wait what the f**k happend. I cant roll my r. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"-me.

"Remote control cars; the new Weapons of Mass Destruction."-me.

[Renluver]

"He's pretty."
This guy in my P.E. class was talking about Haku, and I started cracking up.
"I'm gonna take off my pants so I can go into bed."
My sis. Me: o.0...That was so wrong sounding.

[StrawberryInuPie]

BlahChiharu: Why cant I just watch my gay, tennis-loving boys in peace? DX

"Flour!Mansex!"-Inu

"My double-gendered cousin doesn't bleed out her wahoo. D:"-Furu

Garnet: i see two LunarMikoInus Dx
Marie: BECAUSE ONE COULD NOT HANDLE HER SEXINESS ALONE.

Marie: WELL I'M A FULLON HAIRY MAN.
Marie: PWNED.
LunarMikoInu: XDDDD WTF
Marie: MY HAIRYNESS PWNS YOU
LunarMikoInu: XD
Marie: CAN YOU FEEL MY HAIRY LEG BRUSHING AGAINST YOURS
Marie: DOESN'T IT TURN YOU ON?
LunarMikoInu: ........*DIES*

And a bunch of other Garnet and Marie quotes. XD;

[Throes]

My mom talking about the movie "Grave of the Fireflies": "That movie was so depressing, it made me want it to be American where they save the person just in time!"

[Ssteiny]

"I'm not a super hero, I'm a latter day saint!"

Jane: "Did you hear that?"
me: "What?"
Jane: "That baby, it sounds like chewbacca."
That was the time me and Jane went to the aquarium.

"Ich gehe zur die beste Tag."

"Sometimes, I still cry at night thinking what a nasty bitch Wheelchair Girl was."-Azrael, worst porn ever from outpostnine.com

blackadder quotes
Captain darling: I'm as british as Queen Victoria!
Blackadder: So your father's German, you're half German and you married a German!

Bishop of Bath and Wells: Never have I encountered such foul, mindless perversity. Have you ever considered a career in the church?

[I change my name everyday!]

Burado Kilstein: Gojyo should be always be singing about happy things
Burado Kilstein: Like adultery, alcohol dependency and lung cancer!
Furu pwnz j00: Gojyo: There are bunnies~ Running across a field~ There is a rainbow~
Burado Kilstein: Hakkai: I've got Daisies~ In green pastures, I've got my guy who can ask for anything more?!
(Goku and Sanzou Chime in)
G&S: WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MOREEEEE~~~?
Furu pwnz j00: +DIES+

lolwut. That made my week. D: <3 Furuchin

[CrystalStar]

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at people and hope it gets them in the eye."

My English teacher: I'm going to tell you how to burn buildings. Get some rubbish and throw some heavy things on it. Get some kindling wood, that would help.
Alex: It's Monday morning, where can you find kindling wood in school?
Teacher: DT! Just go up to them and they'll give it to you, especially if you ask nicely.
Aimee: *laughs* 'Can I have some wood so I could set the school on fire?'

XD

[TakinawaTonfa]

In case anyone is looking, I just started the new thread right here folks. That being said...awaiting the lockage.