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Post by TakinawaTonfa on Jan 23, 2006 16:26:58 GMT -5
I got the permission to make this a weekly thing so... "I almost got it! I'm getting better at it though!"-- A clerk at EB Games in reference to his used gift-card chucking skill"...It's Sesshomaru, he's Inuyasha's brother."
"NO! HIS NAME IS 'DUDE-MAN!!!'"-- A [tweenage] brother and sister pair arguing over Sesshomaru's name Sidenote:  -WTF??? Either that girl was trying to play a less than elaborate joke or there are younger fans who are very dellusional! "I don't make allowances for old men!"-- Lion Rafale, Virtua Fighter 4 "Man, that guy is a pen!s!"-- My brother talking about Lion from VF4 NOTE: Theres a language filter that changes the name of the male reproductive organ to the word "thingy". Hence, the use of a "!" for an "i". "Oh yeah! How about that!? I got this big sword AND I cut a boat in half!!-- My brother when performed Mihawk's Level 2 special on OP: Grand Battle RushUse these, these are for using!-- My mother  "I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost on the road of life."-- Dub Kakashi |
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Post by wannabeeliza on Jan 23, 2006 16:51:16 GMT -5
"OMG now you have to explain what does hilter have to do with Ed and AL?"-me
"Hilter looked retard I just have to say I mean the gressed hair look is SO dorky...
and what the HE!! was up with the mustache..."-me again
strange Nazi's and Hitler keep coming up so one last realted comment and Im done for now...
"Nazi boots look good...Faust has Nazi boots and he makes them look real GOOD"
"tru dat"-My friend
"All I heard was 'stick it' and 'carrot'.."
Ok so thats note a word for word quote BUT normal conversation at my lunch table usally ends up with two obscure thoughts added together to make something suggestive
"MY BROTHER HAS AN UNDERAGE ASIAN GIRLFRIEND"-nefariouskitten
"I wish they had sparknotes for textbooks."- nefariouskitten
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Post by Lovely on Jan 23, 2006 18:14:24 GMT -5
Wild Arms 4 quote that amused me:
*After saving a random NPC from choking on an apple XD*
"Man! I really thought I was going to die! I even saw a big river with my Grandma waving to me from the other side. Which was weird, considering my Grandma is alive and kicking."
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on Jan 23, 2006 18:31:00 GMT -5
Chance: "I can't stay. I have fitness and wellness in ten minutes."
travis: "You need to tell fitness and wellness to go suck your fit'n well balls."
They were playing WoW.
Me: "Well it beats sorting through carriage bolts."
scott: "Well yeah, doesn't everything."
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Shadowchan
Senior Shaman
I'm like a weed! A friendly weed!
Posts: 371
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Post by Shadowchan on Jan 24, 2006 21:39:54 GMT -5
Two sophmore guys on my swim team:
Guy #1: I can't believe you just did that! You are so dumb!
Guy#2: Y'know what? YOUR FACE is dumb!
Guy#1: No your face!
Guy #2: No your face!
#1: Your face!
#2: Your face!
#1: Your face!
#2: Your face!
Girl #1: BOTH your faces! *kicks them*
Watching those guys made me look at humanity and cry.
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Post by Throes on Jan 24, 2006 21:44:13 GMT -5
One of my freinds: "I'd rather be ruled by a dictator, at least that way they tell you how your going to get screwed over."
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
Posts: 265
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Post by Setsumi-san on Jan 25, 2006 10:11:23 GMT -5
"You could wear a paper bag and still look hot. That is so freakin' unfair!"-me to my best friend
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"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."-Helen Keller
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Post by Gus on Jan 25, 2006 15:13:02 GMT -5
(some guy me dad's friends wit): "Yup. Italy invented civilization, and the rest of the world's been f**king it up ever since."
(same guy): "That's the thing about five British soccer hooligans. There's never just five of 'em."
...whee. Ent bin in school this week, so I really havent had enough interaction with people to hear funny shit... as should be obvious from my meager offerings... ;_;
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Post by heezaaaa on Jan 25, 2006 17:07:46 GMT -5
From today... Me: "Bonnie, if you hurry down the hall and open my locker right away, I'll give you a special treat." Bonnie: "Ooh! +claps+ Special treat!" Me: "+pulls out a bag of school's yummy cookies that I didn't eat at my lunch time from hoody pocket+" Bonnie: " COOKIES! +runs down the hall+" Me: "+follows+ Three whole cookies." Bonnie: "THREE WHOLE COOKIES! +runs a lot faster+" ... That was really amusing. D: "You were touched by a sailor." - Kaity And, "Men are gonna get pregnant because of feminist groups." - Me. Yeah. |
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yashaboy
Full Fledged Shaman
Only emo kids bump on Autotopia.
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Post by yashaboy on Jan 25, 2006 19:08:59 GMT -5
"Well you know what, you don't make a lot of money!!"-my friend when a teacher told us "we lost a lot of money" at a bake sale.
There's probably more things, but I can't remember them.
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Renluver
Shaman in Training
To look at the same thing as everyone else, but to think something completely different.
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Post by Renluver on Jan 25, 2006 19:25:15 GMT -5
"Make sure that your group doesn't get on another group's turf. I don't want any gunshots in my room."
Language Arts teacher.
Right after he said it, people were pointing figers and "shooting" each other. It was funny.
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Jan 25, 2006 19:55:08 GMT -5
Sakara: I was showing him how to stick in in there. Everyone else: O.O Sakara: ..HEY! No, not like that! X< Everyone else: *cracks up* Phil: I don't see why we have to come early. I could be doing something more productive! Navneet: Like what? Sitting on the toilet without a shirt reading a newspaper? Phil: No! Navneet: So do you have a newspaper collection? Phil: No! Navneet: You always say no. Phil: No, I don't! Navneet: So say yes. Phil: NO! *later* Navneet: So, do you read the whole thing, or just the headlines? Phil: ARRHHGG!! *teaching my friend Japanese (this was all said in Japanese, just translated)* Serey: Happy Birthday!  Me:....thanks... Serey: .....no! ^^ Me: .___." |
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Post by s91/S-chan/DoomStick on Jan 26, 2006 7:00:56 GMT -5
Me: *reading book of short stories Katie handed me* ... KATIE! ... there is a boy crapping diamonds.... and RUBYS! >O and you always try to come off so innocent! Keri: PANTS! (she was yelling that at a friend but the R.O.T.C. people were near by and they were in their uniforms XD) Me: ... D: if I find you dead I'm blaming R.O.T.C. Kayla: so yeah pretty much everyone at this table gets fed... well besides her *points at me* Me: that's because I'm busy feeding myself or getting a free lunch for you lazy bums >O Kayla: HEY! .... POOR bums.... get it right. |
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Post by KuroiInu on Jan 26, 2006 11:09:00 GMT -5
Random convo:
Me: Hey, guess what? Hitler's in the Fullmetal Alchemist movie!
My brother: W-what? Oh- wait, you mean from when Ed's in that other world?
Me: Germany?
My brother: Yeah. That one.
Me: XDDD
After I posted that:
StrawberryInuPie: *DIES* Germany is another world. xDDD
Realizing that the blood in Van Helsing looked like V8 Splash:
"I drink this to prevent scurvy!"-Andrew, in a flawless Transylvanian accent.
"Like Dr. Suess, but without the drugs!"-Dude in Spanish class.
We should put Fuery in a miniskirt instead. It would be funnier.-Yoh-kun
Renna: Don Quixote is love.
Me: More like- Don Quixote is acid trip love.
More about DQ:
Me: We didn't actually read the book either. We just watched two versions of the movie- the one with the acid trip John Lithgow (sp?) and a musical during which they sung about prostitution. 0__o Musical Dulcinea= scary.
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Post by Gus on Jan 26, 2006 15:08:40 GMT -5
Josh:
"See that teacher over there? Doesn't he look like that guy from CSI? I don't know his name, so I call him 'Mr. CSI'... I wish I had him as one of my teachers. He'd probably come into class with like, a blacklight. And fifty bulletholes in his chest. And he'd be all, 'Okay kids. Take out your books.'"
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-WTF??? Either that girl was trying to play a less than elaborate joke or there are younger fans who are very dellusional!
