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Post by TakinawaTonfa on Feb 27, 2006 22:24:15 GMT -5
"Maybe you could Oversoul him in a 2 by 4, he WAS a carpenter."
--Me in an interesting chat with a few SKU members, on of the turns it took was to if Jesus was your Spirit Ally.
"U.S. kids don't read...They've never started and they never will."
--Al Kahn
"I was actually reffering to the way they read."
--Al Kahn, again, trying to cover ass at that last statement
Another co-worker of mine: "I don't mind the Christmas music its just that, theres like, so may versions of the same--
Me:"YES! IT'S--!
Both of us in unison:"HOW MANY VERSIONS OF THE SAME SONG CAN YOU HEAR [ALL IN A ROW]!?"
--A dialog concerning the music running throughout our store.
Yeah, don't have a whole lot this week... - _ -
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on Feb 27, 2006 22:46:40 GMT -5
"When goku finally took a dump...the world exploded. " -Jane
Jane:"tell your roomate his nickname is now Horohoro."
me:"well where is his Ren?"
Jane:"Somewhere, out there is a pointy haired chinese boy who wants to screw chance."
Chance: "thank you."
Patrick stewart: "So you aren't married. You have no girlfriend, you live alone, and you have never watched Star Trek...good lord!"
Me: Finding vampire hunter D is Like finding Jesus.
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Post by Throes on Feb 27, 2006 23:50:57 GMT -5
"Hmm... but what exactly is an uknown person. Surely everyone is known to someone. In fact, just this morning, Kareem, and Yusef Ali Ben Gaba, seemed to know each other quite well!" - George Carlin talking about the three Airport Security questions, specifically the one about unknown people asking you to take anything onboard the airplane.
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
Posts: 265
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Post by Setsumi-san on Feb 28, 2006 15:06:21 GMT -5
"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."- Chris Rock
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein
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Rakira
Cute Newbie
In your dreams, evil spawn
Posts: 14
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Post by Rakira on Feb 28, 2006 17:38:55 GMT -5
"FREE THE FROGS!!! FREE THE FROGS!!!!!" - me and my friends, screaming at the lunch aids to let us go out to recess
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Post by wannabeeliza on Feb 28, 2006 17:54:44 GMT -5
"Ahh true love...your butt gets kicked when Necromancey is involved...."
"Your a Nazi in denial" -After hearing a guy talk about adding a electric fence out side of The Sobibor camp so the escapers would get electricuted...
"Why'd he have to die HE WAS THE COOL JEW..."
and now I'm thinking : "I thougth that was Jesus"
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Post by hIkArI_x_fUwAfUwA on Mar 4, 2006 2:58:17 GMT -5
During a very rain school day: Me* wears coat over back pack* BHHF: You look like a hunchback! Me: :DDDDDDD HEy remember the quote you put on SKU? BHHF: Yeah. *takes out her binder with picture she drew of Renluver, BHHF, Varun, and me* Me: Hey look, it's me! Wait a second, I look short. Wait, I am! Chinese school: Jacob: Ok, when Jessie says something stupid, let's diss her. When she comes with a come back, let's diss her all at once. THen she'll be all like,"Um, um, your stupid." Kelvin, William, and me: Sure..... -Later when she says something stupid. Jacob: *sickers* Jessie: I know more than you. Jacob: I'm in 6 grade. Jessie: 6 grade? Jacob: Yeah. Jessie: 6 grade? Jacob: YOu have a problem with that? Jessie: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking with that dude. *points at Ricky* Ricky: WHat?  ME: Huh? Jessie is a girl who thinks she knows everything. She acts like she really concited. I have nothing against her thouhg. Kelvin, Jacob, Alexander L., and William think that she is stupid....... |
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