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Post by TakinawaTonfa on Mar 13, 2006 11:56:54 GMT -5
You know the drill....
"Will Naruto become the Greatest Ninja? Beleive It!"
--This was on the back of the box to game "Naruto: Ninja Council" for the GBA
"Were talking guys who beat off 4 times a day."
--Andrei Ulmeyda, Killer 7
"I haven't seen a little Jewish boy run like that since Poland, 1938"
"Dude, thats not cool! You're gonna get us in trouble again!"
--South Park
"Speaking of obnoxious kids, what would you like to say to them?"
"Quit being such [p-u-s-s-i-e-s] and try calling me a f**got or a n*gger to my face. And how is your no-education ass affording broadband out there in hicksville, anyway?"
--Dan "Shoe" Hsu in the new issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly
EDIT: Ah, language filter strikes again!
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
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Post by Ssteiny on Mar 13, 2006 16:34:57 GMT -5
"Hey, I havent seen an american die like that since Abraham Lincoln!"
"dude, that is a not cool. you are going to get us into trouble again." -south park.
My dog pippin types in fangirl:
'omg my human returned111'
"ly-ze-r-g." -Ryu, ep 52 I think.
"Holy shit they animated ronnie james dio in shaman king!!!" -my reaction to episode 48.
"I'm not gay! I'm discordian." - ross, from god and the devil have a drink together at starbucks. (don't look for this. it exists on 3 computers)
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Shadowchan
Senior Shaman
I'm like a weed! A friendly weed!
Posts: 371
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Post by Shadowchan on Mar 13, 2006 20:36:03 GMT -5
"I would like to make box."
-My french class is penpal-ing with a class in France, and one of the girls said that. We spent like an hour trying to figure out just what the heck she was talking about.
Turns out, she was trying to say "I would like to go to a nightclub" (wth? these kids are like 14!). Some slang got lost in translation XD
"Who owns Africa?"
"What??"
"Yeah like, who's their president or dictator or whatever?"
-Me talking to my friend in one of my stupid moments >_< (Go honors students! XD)
"We're all black when the lights go out"
-From one of Korn's music videos. I really like that quote... I'm not black but still...
"I love tacos. I love them gooood."
-GIR from INVADER ZIM! ;D
"It hurt like a thousand suns!"
-My friend, describing when she gave blood to the REd Cross. (I did it too, and I must say, it did not hurt that bad...)
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
Posts: 265
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Post by Setsumi-san on Mar 15, 2006 15:05:29 GMT -5
"Un-f*cking-believeable! I'm eating eating fried batter with confectioner's sugar on top...and I want MORE!!"- My Cousin, on Funnel Cakes
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"If something lucky happens to you, don't forget to tell your friends in order to annoy them,"- Anonymous
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Post by s91/S-chan/DoomStick on Mar 15, 2006 19:01:52 GMT -5
Chorus teacher talking about why some songs aren't as pretty when a chorus of about 40 people sings them:
"Well they have to be simplified because we can't really have 40 people going ohhhohohohohoh oohhhh withouth it pretty much soundind like burnt butt in a toaster."
...it's just that hearing 30 year old single men say that... really makes me laugh
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Renluver
Shaman in Training
To look at the same thing as everyone else, but to think something completely different.
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Post by Renluver on Mar 21, 2006 19:46:01 GMT -5
"I'm not fat, just pleasently plump"
Some dude form Naruto who I forgot his name
"Weird is the weirdest word in the English language"
me
"Leather is cow skin"
me
"You skin them, salt them, hang them out in the sun to dry, and then you eat them! ^_^"
BHHF
"He's not a loser, he just has a hard time winning."
Language Arts teacher
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 23, 2006 0:17:28 GMT -5
Note: When I said that, we were discussing the best way to kill a person..^^;
Quotes:
Mr. Arnold: If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Kathy: Wait, what's a humanitarian?
Me: A cannabal...
Mr. Arnold: English is a weird language....in what other language could a house be burning down while it is burning up?
Kevin: *bites Jake's ass*
Jake: AHHG! You just bit my butt!! O.O
Kevin: ....I thought is was your hand...... .__.;
Me: ...How'd it taste?
Kevin: Like crap. Literally.
Jake: I could feel your teeth...>>
And Renluver? That "some dude" is Chouji...
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Post by hIkArI_x_fUwAfUwA on Mar 26, 2006 3:25:57 GMT -5
Note: When I said that, we were discussing the best way to kill a person..^^; Quotes: Mr. Arnold: If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Kathy: Wait, what's a humanitarian? Me: A cannabal... Mr. Arnold: English is a weird language....in what other language could a house be burning down while it is burning up? The Mr. Arnold thing: -Only in America do we have extra large fries, jumbo cheese burgers and a diet Coke. ( I had to explain some of them to Cathy.) At Abacus class: Jerimy (is that how you spell his name?): *sticks Jake's pencil in his pants (butt area)* Oh, it's stuck right there. Jake: *gasps* ew.... Ken (AKA P-Ken): HAHAHAHAHA! William: .... Me: I feel sorry for you. At P.E: Me: (shouts) JAKE, YOU IDIOT... I'M AM NOT LESBAIN! Jake: I DON'T CARE! YOU CAN **** YOUR BROTHER FOR ALL I CARE! Me: I DON'T WANT TO. AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS. (goes up and smacks his face....chin..I'm too short.) Jake: YOU'RE A B*****, YOU KNOW. YOU ARE A DUMB-ASS. |
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Renluver
Shaman in Training
To look at the same thing as everyone else, but to think something completely different.
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Post by Renluver on Mar 26, 2006 16:19:29 GMT -5
And Renluver? That "some dude" is Chouji... OH! So that's what's his name is! Japanese Proverb: Knowledge without wisdom is like a load of books on a fool's back. |
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
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Post by Ssteiny on Mar 27, 2006 20:26:21 GMT -5
(this occurred on the phone with my sweetie)
Jane's sister had a bunch of her friends at her house for a sleepover. One of the girls wouldn't stay out of the room and tried to steal jane's bra (on the floor).
Jane: Uke, kill!!!!
Me: I will keep them from stealing your bras. I am Bra Guardian!
Jane: heehee, yes you are.
"I just forgot the 'the' in I am the bra guardian!"
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Post by Throes on Mar 27, 2006 21:23:47 GMT -5
Alright, so it was very sunny, and when school got out it was rainy.
Me: Gah! What happened? It was so sunny this morning!
Friend1: Well, the clouds had diarrhea, or something like that.
Friend2 (while Friend1 was speaking): Well, the snow melts, and the water evaporates and goes back into the sky, and falls back down as rain!
Me (who cuts into both of them): A better explanation would be that God had a little too much beer last night, and is pissing it off.
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Shadowchan
Senior Shaman
I'm like a weed! A friendly weed!
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Post by Shadowchan on Mar 28, 2006 21:25:59 GMT -5
“The knee bone’s connected to the leg bone,” Espa sang.
“The leg bone’s connected to the left bone,” sang Joey.
“The left bone’s connected to the red thing,” sang Tristen.
“The red thing’s connected to my wrist watch.” sang Duke. Everyone else stared at him confused, and rather frightened.
Quote from a YuGiOh fanfiction I was reading. XD
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Post by Gus on Mar 29, 2006 16:28:35 GMT -5
Faiz: ...but seriously, butter is MUCH worse than you than weed. If you were to eat a thing of butter everyday... and smoke a gram of weed everyday... the butter would definately f**k you up more.
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Post by TakinawaTonfa on Mar 29, 2006 17:34:27 GMT -5
Ha! These are all great! But it looks like this thread is long overdue for an update so....
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