Mankin Pickup Lines!! XD (is bricked)

[Setsumi-san]

(With apologies to the people at Temple O' Trunks.)


Yeah, just make up pick up lines for the characters of Shaman King to say or for you to say to them. I'll start.

To Them

Anna: Bossy women get me hot.

Ren: My, what stiff.....hair you have!

Ryu: Hi, I'm Lyserg's twin sister.

Jeanne: I like to be tortured too.


Eh...I have nothing that would fall under the category of For Them. (dodges more bricks)

[kimaraoyamada]

Okay... Interesting idea...

Manta: *looks over* You're tall.

*spiky frying pann'd*

[Gus]

Lyserg: "Hey, you. I'll be emo for you if you take your shirt off."

Chocolove: "Did you hear the one about... where are you going?"

En: "Fifty feet of fun, ladies..."

Faust: *whistles as he carries his shovel into a graveyard*

Marco: "Get in the car, kid."

*shot for... just about all of them...*

[Innle]

Meene: You are kind....

(Oh come on. I can't be the only pervert to think she and Lyserg would make a good couple. I mean, if you can pair the kid with Marco....)

Marco: Hn. This fortune cookie must be defective... it says "The person sitting next to you is about to seek justice in your pants."

(Don't ask. Just don't.)

Manta: I'm filthy stinking rich. Want to go burn money?

Ryu: No, my hair is NOT compensation... do you want to see proof?

[s91/S-chan/DoomStick]

lol oh man this is a good idea for a topic XD

kimaraoyamada said:

Manta: *looks over* You're tall.

*dies* ... that sounded like my boyfriend XD

gus said:

Marco: "Get in the car, kid."

XD lol...

innle said:

Meene: You are kind....

(Oh come on. I can't be the only pervert to think she and Lyserg would make a good couple. I mean, if you can pair the kid with Marco....)

... you're not... most definetly not :3
things they could say
Ren: My hair's not the only thing sticking up

Lyserg: I've doswed high and low... and now I think I've found out where all the heat is comming from... your bod'

Pirika: ... we can go to my room and play mermaid hunter with my fishnet... naked...
*you hear S-chan dying because Horo killed her*

Things to say to them
" Hey Lyserg, I like wearing chasty belts and putting people in chains, wanna get kinky >D?"

"Marco... LOOK at my white shorts! I hope they don't get wet"

...and I really got nothin'

[Throes]

Jeanne: I'll do bondage too, you know.

Hao: People say I'm a firey lover!

Goldva: I asked the Great Spirits. They said we should be togother.

Someone to Faust: I hear you're a great doctor. Mind if you "doctor" me up?
Faust in response: Sorry, I already have a wife. *points to Eliza's skeleton*

Ren: Hey, I hear milk makes strong bones.

*killed for especially the last one*

[Innle]

Hao: Come on, baby. Light my fire.

Yoh: You smell like oranges. Do you taste that good?

Mari: You... aren't boring.

(Because I just rewatched episode 58. I just wanted to give her a hug... or sex....)

Macchi: Y'know... according to Heinlein, redheads do it better. Wanna find out if he was right?

Kanna: Oh dear, my shirt seems to have fallen down. Mind pulling it back up for me?

(What you don't know is that Ashcroft is having a minor seizure just behind her at that....)

Ryu: I'm desperate!

Chocolove: I'm blind... mind letting me touch you? 'Cause my friend here says you're quite the beautiful woman....

(The "friend" being either Horohoro, Ren, or Pascal.)

[Ssteiny]

Ryu: Hey sexy lady can I show you where the 'best place' is?

Ryu: I can show you how to get your vitality back!

horo horo: let me tame your fire with some ice!!!!

Manta: I'm portable!!!

Yoh: you can roll my oranges!

Ren: Got Milk!
horo: Got Ren!

[kimaraoyamada]

innle said:

Chocolove: I'm blind... mind letting me touch you? 'Cause my friend here says you're quite the beautiful woman....

(The "friend" being either Horohoro, Ren, or Pascal.)

I'm assuming s/he's someone from late manga or something, but... who's Pascal?

Appologies for the next one...

Ren: The similarities between myself and the popular Edward Elric don't just stop at the voice and eyes.

*super ultra hyper spiky frying pann'd*

[TakinawaTonfa]

demonboy said:

Jeanne: I'll do bondage too, you know.

Hao: People say I'm a firey lover!

Goldva: I asked the Great Spirits. They said we should be togother.

Someone to Faust: I hear you're a great doctor. Mind if you "doctor" me up?
Faust in response: Sorry, I already have a wife. *points to Eliza's skeleton*

Ren: Hey, I hear milk makes strong bones.

*killed for especially the last one*

XD Oh man Throes, the last one WAS especially bad!

Faust: "Looks like someone's in need of a physical~~"

Tamao:"...uhm....*blush*....uh......TAKE ME NOW!"

Jeanne: *from the Iron Maiden* "Theres room for one more~♥"

Ren: "Baby....there are 33 things that I would like to do with you."

Ren 2: "I follow a balanced diet, 3 glasses of milk a day, and heaping amout of your love." *shot for sappiness*

Horohoro: "My Furyoku may be cold, but its always warm in my heart."

[Useless]

kimaraoyamada said:

innle said:

Chocolove: I'm blind... mind letting me touch you? 'Cause my friend here says you're quite the beautiful woman....

(The "friend" being either Horohoro, Ren, or Pascal.)

I'm assuming s/he's someone from late manga or something, but... who's Pascal?

*In the manga, Chocolove is one of the lucky Mankin characters that dies and goes to hell for the crimes he did in his old gang, Shaft. He eventually leaves, blind to atone, but also with a second spirit, Pascal Avaf. Apparently, he is a very lewd kid, and a member of the South American Indian tribe that Choco's master Orona, was a part of. I think he uses both Mic and Pascal together in one oversoul, the Jaguarman oversoul.*

From Mankin Characters

Ryu: Wanna see my bokuto?

Ren: Wanna see my kwan-dao?

Yoh: Wanna see my Harusame?

Horo: Wanna see my Ikupasi?

Choco: Wanna see my, uhh, oh shit, I don't have a phallic-like medium.......

Faust: Do you enjoy threeways with dead bodies?

Hao: Hey baby, lemme show you a technique you won't find in the Chou Senji Ryakketsu*....
(*in the manga, the book was actually a list of techniques that the Mankin gang read, not a portal to another dimension)

Lyserg: Say Jeanne, I've got a mile or so of wire and you're into bondage....
(though I rather prefer HaoxJeanne or HoroxJeanne, might as well appease the mass's preference)

Tamao: I'm getting a vision...of you and me together.

Ponchi: Look at the size of my balls!!
(sad thing is, he probably would say that)

To Mankin Characters

Mari: How about I take over for Chuck and you hold me for a while?

Kororo: Kupururu!

Tokagero: I think scaly, green men are hot...

Zria: Those horns are cute on you.

(Hey, I never said these would be good)

[Setsumi-san]

En: "Fifty Feet of fun, ladies...

Marco: "Get in the car, kid."

(cracks up) Gus, you have the best sense of humor on this board!


To Them (Cont'd)

Horohoro: So, they tell me you're a big eater.

Faust: Hey baby, wanna go to the bone-yard?

Ren: I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?!

[heezaaaa]

Faust: Those are some nice lungs ya got there. ;D


+set on fire for sucking... ha ha suc-- KILLED+


I got nothin'! 8D

Marco: "Get in the car, kid."

+DIES+

[Innle]

Marco: I wear leather under these pants.

Marco: My car can drive itself, you know....

Marco: I like younger men.

Jeanne: Come, bathe in the healing light of my breasts!

(Which seriously seem to be getting bigger by the episode....)

Lyserg: I need an heir. Badly. Can we just skip the dating and go straight to the wild sex, please?

Horohoro: Want to improve the Ainu gene pool?

(Really, it's hard to find any Ainu who don't look fully Japanese nowadays... Horo's family is an exception.)

Yoh: I'm engaged, yes... but I'm not getting married for another week!

(I have no excuse. Shoot me if you will.)

Manta: I'm taller lying down.

[Ssteiny]

Jun: Is it me or are my breasts getting smaller?

lyserg: [glow=red,2,300]Lyserg Juice for you!!!!!![/glow]
(this idea was birthed after seeing someone slimed on Nick.)

Ryu-san: I will follow you anywhere.
eliza: that's my line!