Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
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Post by Setsumi-san on Apr 16, 2006 16:04:19 GMT -5
Fortunately, my Southern friends think this is funny.
...the last thing your mochirei said before he/she died was, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
...you think Patch Village is a place where you can get your tires fixed.
...you hear Aren shout, "Oversoul! Big Bear!" only to think he's talking about the Big Bear supermarket.
Feel free to add to the list.
("You Might be a Redneck if..." jokes belong to Jeff Foxworthy. I'm not making any money here, okay?)
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
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Post by Ssteiny on Apr 16, 2006 16:42:01 GMT -5
...if you sleep with your sister, wait thats just horo horo!
this one doesnt really have anything to do with shaman king. It funny. more like you might be from kentucky if...
you try to correct someones english and say anglish. "Could you say that in anglish."
this happend, Im from cincinnati but I live in central/eastern kentucky now. northern kentucky isn't kentucky, its southern ohio!
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
Posts: 265
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Post by Setsumi-san on Apr 19, 2006 12:58:43 GMT -5
...you live in a haunted trailer as opposed to a haunted house.
...all you could think about just before Hao was about to feed you to the Spirit of Fire was: Carolyn still has my tupperware!
...you oversoul your mochirei into one of the following:1. A "Piggly Wiggly" bag
2. Duck Tape
3. An old "Whataburger" wrapper
4.bubble wrap
5.anything to do with NASCAR
6. one of those singing bass fish
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yashaboy
Full Fledged Shaman
Only emo kids bump on Autotopia.
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Post by yashaboy on Apr 22, 2006 17:29:21 GMT -5
Ripping off a Blue Collar TV episode I saw  ^^; ...you think the people who referee the shaman fights are Ingins from the Patch Tribe, not Indians. |
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Post by overallfangirl on Apr 29, 2006 22:54:20 GMT -5
You wonder how long Tokageroh had leftovers from his mom's remains.
You've got two guardian ghosts just like Tamao, because those crazy Dukes of Hazzard wouldn't split up even after their deadly car crash.
You ask Faust VIII why he's not working at the clinic inside one of your local Wal-Marts if he's such a good doctor.
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on May 18, 2006 9:24:13 GMT -5
Your new "best place" is where the winn dixie used to be.
you put your oversoul in a bottle of Ale8one.
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
Posts: 265
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Post by Setsumi-san on May 19, 2006 12:37:51 GMT -5
...you ask Horohoro if you can borrow his ikapusai (sp?) so you can clean your ears.
...you are outraged that the Patch people do not have a Krystal burger joint. (to quote my friend, "It's not called White Castle here, dammit! Besides, it's much better.")
...you tried to shoot one of the three birds who guarded the Great Spirit.
...you can out-fart Horohoro
...at will.
...when Anna ordered you to fix a broken (insert piece of furniture here) you said, "Well, how can I do it without duck tape?"
...you beg Tamao to predict whether or not you're gonna catch that big ol' coon that lives out back anytime soon.
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^^;