Well, I finally got this game and now that I read through the previous posts by Lovely, Dessa, and vanman, I see I was adequately warned about some of the games flaws, but I see there are some that aren't addressed. Instead of just talking about them, I wrote a little story that I just make into a series provided Cliff continues to act like a complete moron for the duration of the game.
Let me make a few things clear first:
1. I do not wish to offend those who have played through the series and appreciate the references to the previous titles. I'm sure I hit a few, but this is my first Star Ocean game.
2.
I DO REALLY LIKE THIS GAME!!! It may not seem like it after you read the following story, but the fact that I could laugh at this game is perfect timing since IU have been rather upset lately about other things. I think the battle style is indeed awesome, but I agree with Lovely in the fact that the sound team deserves a "sound" (pun totally intended) beating!!
And now on to the story (A bonus goes to the one that can tell me what this is a parody of):
The Adventures of Cliff Fittir(Theme song)
Cliff Fittir
He's hanging from a cliff
And that's why he's called Cliff Fittir(We join Cliff and Fayt as they are hanging from a cliff on a random underdeveloped planet)
Cliff: Can't! Resist! Much! Looonnnggeeerrr! CLIFF YOU'RE A GENIOUS!!! I just couldn't hold it back any longer!!
Fayt: Oh yeah! I can see why! Hey! Would you mind explaining to me again why it was such a good idea to ignore the Vendeeni ships earlier?
Cliff: Sure!...(flashback)
(Setting: Aboard the Eagle. Fayt, Mirage, and Cliff were on their way to meeting Quark's boss. (I can't figure our if Quark is a person or place. They seem to treat it as both... >_< )
Mirage: Hmm.... Cliff?
Cliff: (jumps) Huh? Oh what? I was thinking about physics...
Fayt:
?
Mirage: We seem to be picking up an anamoly that has the chance of damaging the gravitic warp engine.
Cliff: Which one is that again?
Fayt: THE ENGINE WE NEED TO FLY THE SHIP!!!! (Fayt's comments get drowned out by the sound of Mirage pushing the same 5 buttons continually)
Cliff: Hmm...well, anyway it sounds important so maybe I should check out my Survival Manual!
(Cliff leafs through the pages)
Mirage: It's three Vendeeni ships! Why are they after us?
Cliff: It's gotta be Fayt! They haven't been able to prove I did anything!!
Fayt: WHAT?!
Cliff: (Finds the page he needs) If attacked by Vendeeni, then chew on some Linguine!
Fayt: That won't help you moron!!
Cliff: What was that?
Fayt: Nothing....
Cliff: (Now, if I remember the Physics class I paid attention in, and that I'm Klausian because that seems to make a difference, I should make up a hunch!)
(cliff puts the Linguine in his mouth and starts chewing)
Mirage: Cliff? The ships?
Cliff: Keep going towards the rendevous point! Ignore the ships! I have a hunch!
Mirage: *sigh*
Fayt: I'm gonna die.....
(The ship gets attacked)
Mirage: CLIFF!
Cliff: I'm chewing as fast as I can dammit!
Mirage: We lost the gravitic warp engine!
Cliff: Go towards that planet there!
(The group enters the planets atmosphere)
Mirage: Luckily, this planet is exactly like Earth too!
Cliff: Guess My hunch paid off eh?
Fayt:
Mirage: Well, I can land this and get the ship fixed. It shouldn't take too long!
Cliff: Then Fayt and I will escape under the cover of afternoon and get captured!
Fayt: Umm...
Mirage: You want me to rescue you?
Cliff: Nah! I'm Klausian remember? We'll just escape ourselves!
Mirage: *sigh* Whatever!
Fayt: Wait! That makes no sense!
Cliff: Ready Fayt?
(The two jump out of the ship and Cliff then realizes that the only way to survive is to grab onto a cliff ledge)
Cliff: There! Now to escape!
Fayt: How?
Cliff: We'll just wait for some random hot chick to come and pull us into a conflict we aren't supposed to be involved in!
Fayt: But the UP3...
Cliff: Listen up square! If I have to hear about the UP3 one more time, I'm gonna start swinging! Remember, I'm a Klausian! And I paid attention in physics class back in college!
Fayt: *groan*
(Ending song)
And that's why he's called Cliff FittirCliff: Can't! Resist! Much! Looonnnggeeerrr! CLIFF YOU'RE A GENIOUS!!!