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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 19, 2005 12:03:23 GMT -5
I'm double posting because this is part one of an RPG mini series! Adventures before execution Starring: Secretofmana! Part one: Mysterious music and pipes! _________________________________________________ Som stared at the ceiling while chewing on his chocolate-chip muffin. A few pipes came through the walls, leaking on his curly hair. There were no life forms in sight, except for the guard, temporailly off-duty from Yu-Gi-Oh! and Sonic X. "Um, Mr. Guard, would you be so kind as to provide some more food?" pleaded Som. "You want to be kil-destroyed. punk?!" Shouted the guard, who pointed his pointy finger at-"HUH?? What do you mean pointy finge-HEY!!!! WHERE'S MY GUN?!?!? Som replied, " I dunno. I thought 4Kids wouldn't let you have one!" "They said they would give it back if I- THEY TRICKED ME!!! All of a sudden, they heard a weird tune. The guard failed to notice the shark fin coming in behind him. " Hey, that's the Jaws th-AHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! And the shark burst through the floor and devorured the poor sap.This disaster was followed by "It's the Itchy and Scratchy SHOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Won't anything normal happen to me?" Complained Som. A massive green pipe burst through the ground for absolutely no reason, leaving Som to decide whether or not to enter. " ..............Fine, fine, if it'll keep me entertained." _______________________________________________ Part 1/2 later today! Edit: Here it is! ________________________________________________ He landed in a world where gravity was non-existent! Where Princes of Persia run on walls! Where the moves in The Matrix are reality!!!! "Boring!" And with that, Som returned to his world! He promptly fell asleep. _______________________________________________ Yah, I know it was short, but....... I'm tired.*__________* ...................ANYONE GOING TO LOOK FOR EVIDENCE?  |
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Post by RyuLover67 on Mar 20, 2005 12:04:52 GMT -5
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 20, 2005 12:13:56 GMT -5
Um, I explained it in the previous page.
Edit: "Adventures before execution" is cancelled forever because of brain-dead.........ness.(is that even a word?)
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 20, 2005 15:53:00 GMT -5
BHHF: *reads the RPG and suddenly disapears from the school and appears at jail, dragging Horo, Spirit, and Ren with her* I HAVE EVIDENCE!! ^__^
Som:......huh?
Horo: How did I get here?
Ren: We obviously disapeared from the school and appeared here, Ainu-baka!
Spirit: .....But that doesn't explain how we got here.
BHHF: This is an RPG. We can do ANYTHING! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cough*
Som: What's the evidence?
BHHF: Lovely shot you!!
Som: -_-; That's not evidence...
BHHF: Yes it is! She shot you on the fourth page! Go check yourself!
Som: But I'm in jail.....
BHHF: This is an RPG! Just go!!
SoF: *appears out of nowhere and burns the jail bars*
BHHF: See?
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 20, 2005 16:07:42 GMT -5
Som: But I don't wanna do a prison break! Can't you guys just go find Lovely and record her evil speech or something?
BHHF: NO!!! (throws Som out of prison)
Alarm: PRISON BREAK! PRISON BREAK!! ALERT! ALERT!
BHHF: Let's get out of here, now that Lovely-chan's orders have been fufilled!(dissapears)
Som: Say wha-(is shot 500 times).........................
Guard: This rapid-fire pointy finger DOES work! ;D
Som:.................................
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And now I'm dead! And no reviving me like last time!
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 20, 2005 18:58:32 GMT -5
Why am I evil?
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BHHF: *goes back to Lovely* I'm done! ;D Can I have my chocolate now?
Horo: Oooh, chocolate......
Lovely (now evil Lovely): No!! Go...um...make sure he is dead!
BHHF: But he's dead. It says so in his last post.
EvLovely: Just make sure! Or you get no chocolate. I'll be here playing DDR.
Ren: Chocolate goes well with milk...
BHHF: Yes EvLovely-chan! *disapears again*
Spirit: Wait, why are we doing this again?
BHHF: For the chocolate.
Horo: Mmm....chocolate....
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 20, 2005 19:08:16 GMT -5
All of a sudden, they meet up with..............
Som: ME!!!!!!!!!!
BHHF: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Som: Don't worry! I'm dead! This is my ghost!!
BHHF: Okay, good. In that case(snaps fingers)
A bunch of Spirit Sealers appear and start sealing Som's soul!
Som: GAHHHH!!!!(is sealed)
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Will someone unseal Som's soul? Or leave it sealed? The choice is yours!(unless the Spirit Sealers have something to say in the matter!)
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 21, 2005 0:14:09 GMT -5
Spirit sealers: Of course we have a say in the matter!!!
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Post by taoren33 on Mar 21, 2005 15:24:42 GMT -5
Spirit sealers: Why, did you actually think we would submit to your will? We do have feelings you know, and we cannot be manipulated by RPGers with random plot twists!
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Post by Jr. on Mar 21, 2005 15:57:00 GMT -5
Jr.: (appears) You know Ashil is the only one that can undo a seal like this.
Spirit Stealers (SS) : How could he do it?
Albedo: Because you fools! Only a salad can free SOM and Ashil is the only one that can go near a salad without bursting into flames!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Jr.: (sigh) C'mon you! I have plenty to discuss with you now that I finished Xeno 2.
Albedo: Oh yeah! Like how I'm not.....
Jr.: SHUT UP! You can't spoil it!
SS: ?!
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So umm yeah! Bro, if you're even still reading this thing, I've given you an entrance and it's up to you now. even though I keep bringing back the salad stuff. ^^;
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 21, 2005 16:12:52 GMT -5
Ashil: (walks into room)
Jr.: Hi Ashil!! Can you use your saladness to free Som?
Ashil: (huggles dress) This doesn't require any sacrifices, does it??!
Jr.: Of course not! Your dress will survive!!
Ashil: (walk near sealed thing) Okay now-AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he burst into flames!
Jr.: NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, Som must be a pepsi then! (walks near sealed thing) Your sacrifice shall not be in v-GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And he burst into flames!
Everyone: Stupid RPG'er!!! Now they are dead! But why?
SS: Because Som is neither salad or pepsi!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Som: (darn! I should have chosen quicker!)
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 22, 2005 20:41:35 GMT -5
BHHF: Maybe you should call in resurie. I think she was a coke.
Horo: But you're not supposed to tell him that. How about your chocolate?
BHHF: Dammit!! >_<
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 22, 2005 21:57:05 GMT -5
Deus ex Machina: Well, things have gotten out of hand again, so it's time for a scenario change!
Everyone: BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......
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SKU Meets Doom 3!
They land in a station on Mars, where amazing things are about to happen! The SKU members all go and find jobs on the station! So basically, choose your job and prepare to get attacked by zombies and stuff. I'll be Marine security!
Som was busy playing his game of Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3 while he was supposed to be doing security......... and stuff. Little did he know that the next turkey he punched could be his last!
Som: (electricity goes out and demon skulls start possessing people) Sigh............ It never ends..........
Turkey: Do you need some help?
Som: (Watches poor helpless human/Marine security with machine gun get eaten) Sure!
Turkey: (Gobbles up some Battle armor, a shotgun and a flashlight)
Som: Thanks! I'll never punch another turkey again! (starts killing zombies)
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And Dessa, NO GNOSIS PLEASE!!!!! Okay fine, maybe one.
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 23, 2005 0:00:05 GMT -5
You just did that to keep from getting sealed!
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 23, 2005 5:55:50 GMT -5
No!!!!!! I did it because scenario changes are fun!!! I think............. (shoots himself)
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Hai guyz.
