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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 25, 2005 21:20:36 GMT -5
*sevrel hours later*
EvSom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
EvLovely: -_-; You can stop now, you know....
EvSom: -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EvLovely: STOP!!!!!
EvSom: HAHAHA- Um, YES, EvLovely-chan! MWUAHAHAHA!!!
EvLovely: I need help to bring teh evil cookie monster of doom. First, give me the cookies.
EvSom: YES, EvLovely-chan! *gives cookies* MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
EvLovely: Now go steal the SoF while I squish the cookies into the shape of teh evil cookie monster of doom. Oh, and get a really big oven.
EvSom: YES, EvLovely-chan! *flies away* MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
EvLovely: Once I raise teh evil cookie monster of doom, I can BURN HAO'S PANTS!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *cough* I'll stop now.
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 25, 2005 21:45:31 GMT -5
EvSom: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Wait, the cookie monster isn't going to be used for burning Hao's pants!!! Oh well.
And so EvSom found Sof and captured it with a digital fireplace.(don't ask how.)
EvSom: On to the big oven! (goes to a world where everything is big and gets an oven)
EvSom: I'm back, EvLovely-chan! With the items! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
EvLovely: GOOD!!!! Now then............ (bakes "teh evil cookie monster of doom".)
Both: IT LIVES!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Deus: (comes in humming "Chimi Chimi Moryo" and sees them laughing) Ummmmmm................ (walks out)
EvLovely: Now then, TECMOD, eat Deus ex Machina!
TECMOD: OOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY......................
Deus: EEEEEKKK!!!!!!!!! (runs away)
Both: Darn! He's too slow! TECMOD, STOP! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Deus lived to fight our heros..............but how would they fare against TECMOD?? Find out next time!
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Post by Jr. on Mar 26, 2005 14:59:53 GMT -5
Jr.: Umm not to ruin whatever is happening in your story SOM (your randomness is unrivaled), but it's time for second period! *everyone mysteriously appears in front of the school again. Fictional charcters appear as well. Jr.: Looks like it's time to back to class. SOM: MWA....umm hey what just happened? RyuLover: How should I know. You took this RP and ran with it kid!SOM: I just want to be loved! Jr.: ! (I'm not following him to class! ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry SOM, but I just have no frickin idea what is going on anymore. I can't believe I'm saying this but you may just be TOO random for a totally random RP! XD
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 26, 2005 15:10:24 GMT -5
You don't know what's going on? It's obvious! Spirit, Ren, Horo, and I are flying off to somewhere unknown, after visting the Zinc-kun shrine and Pink Bubble Planet, while EvSom and EvLovely are trying to burn Hao's plants with Teh Evil Cookie Monster of Doom, which they made with the SoF and a really big oven. ^___ ^Simple, really.
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Post by Jr. on Mar 26, 2005 15:17:13 GMT -5
Jr.: Riiiiigghhht.......umm get to class! XD I didn't meant o ruin anyone's fun, but I had enough trouble trying to follow the Bukkake puppet thing. I'm not going to try either. I just want to try and follow the rules that were set up for a little while longer. If you guys really can't stand the school idea, then feel free to continue youre flight and baking. EvSom: I can just go to Home EC. They have ovens in there! I can make an army of pant burning Cookie Monsters! Jr.: Yeah. You do that! ^^;
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Post by RyuLover67 on Mar 26, 2005 16:21:17 GMT -5
Thank heavens it's now less random now.I got confuse.That's why I haven't been on this RPG for awhile.
Ryu:Me too.
Sunny:Oink.
Well,I'm not going near anywhere SOM is.WHat's my next class,Ryu-chan?
Ryu:Hmmm...Lemme see...*looks at class schulde*Oh! P.E.
Bah,I hate P.E. I mean I'm great at it but if don't do an organize sport and it's free time then i get bored so easily because everyone talks I don't give a damn about their boring life and problems!! ><
Ryu:Lone wolf, my happy place?
Hai.Well come on it's better than math.And I have Sunny so I can liven it up a little bit.^_^
Sunny:Oink!
Ryu:~Sigh~ I wonder who else has P.E. this period?
resuire:Huh? I have P.E. next? Come on Garra.
Garra:......
Dessa:Come chaos.P.E. time.
chaos:......(I want my favor now Hao)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay so we're all going to P.E. now.Whee~ Shall be fun! >^0^<
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Post by resurie on Mar 26, 2005 16:43:55 GMT -5
OMGWTF NO! NOT THE CURSED P.E.!!!! x_X!!
XD
resurie: Ugh...I hate P.E...
Gaara: .....
resurie: You shouldn't have much trouble! ^^
Gaara: ....Yeah
RL: This is going to be so much fun! I'll get to see Ryu-chan in shorts! ^///^
resurie: o__O
Gaara: I'm not wearing shorts.
resurie: Of course not. XP I'll get a nosebleed if you do.
Gaara: ..................
resurie: o_O Nevermind...I said nothing.....you won't wear them...because...your....pant...things...pwn....yeah....
Jr.: *walks in* Uhh...o_O
resurie: Hi Jr.! ^_^
Jr.: So were all having P.E., huh? Ugh...at least Albedo is gone...= =;
Mushin: *walks in wearing a coach outfit*
Bukka-sama: *walks in behind her wearing 80s-style shorts* (XD)
resurie: O___O;
Gaara: ....I won't ask.
Mushin: OTAY (<---not a typo XD) EVERYONE! Get into your P.E. uniforms! We're going to play volley ball!
Everyone: Yay T_T
resurie: Volleyball?! NOOOOOOO!!!!
Jr.: O_o?
resurie: I HATE volleyball...= =;
Dessa: Well, we better get changed! *drags chaos to the locker room*
chaos: Oh dear...
resurie: Pfft. I'm not changing! OH! *wispers something to Gaara*
Gaara: Okay.
resurie: Nyahahahah >]
A few minutes later...
Mushin: Otay everyone! Let's play!
resurie: Can I be first to hit the ball? ^^
Jr.: I thought you hated volleyball...o_o
resurie: Well...yes...but...
Mushin: Sure! *throws resurie the ball*
resurie: *evil grin*
Jr.: O_O;;
resurie: *throws ball at Gaara*
Gaara: *pops ball with sand*
SILENCE.
Everyone: .................................
Mushin: o_O;;
resurie: ...What? ^_^
Nyahahaha. >D
Oh, sorry for the Bukake thing Jr. XD It's Mushin's fault for showing the Bukake song to me! XDDD
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Post by Jr. on Mar 26, 2005 16:52:40 GMT -5
It's okay res. I just didn't watch this thread for a day and then when I returned there was like three pages of Bukkak bukkake BUKKAKE and I was just..... and skipped ahead. I'll go back and read it later. XD --------------------------------------------------------------------- Jr.: Well, the volleyball is gone so now what? Albedo: (poofing in) you can just use my head! (cuts his own head off and hands it to chaos) Dessa: Oh that is just so GROSS! >_< chaos: (WHERE ARE YOU HAO!!!!>_< ) Gaara: um can I say that's cool? Jr.: Sorry. I have no idea because I haven't read more then two chapters of Naruto and you weren't in either one. Resurie: BLOOD!! =D -------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah. I'm running out of ideas! XD
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 26, 2005 17:50:12 GMT -5
No one likes me........ ______________________________________________ EvSom: (in classroom of love and friendship) So...........Empty.....................
Barney: No it isn't! GROUP HUG!!!!!
EvSom: GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and why do you say "group hug" when it's just the two of us?
Barney: Hey, ANYONE who signs up for a kid's educational show acts like this!
EvSom: I miss my shotgun...............-_-
A while later...........
Barney: Today, we have a special guest! Say hello to Water-Safe SpiderMan and his lifeguard friends!
Som: I miss the Ev at the front of my name...............-_-
Spidey and pals(SAP from now on): Now then, for water safety, you must first put in your toe carefully. Leave it in their for 30 minutes untill you are sure the water won't suck it in. Then, put a bit more of your foot in for 30 minutes...............
But Som endured................................
Barney: Okay, now it's Suggest-A-Movie time!!!
Som: How about Nausicaa of The Valley of Wind(which I just finished watching)?? Or Castle In The Sky??
Barney: No no! Too much violence and com-coma-compla-difficult stuff! Let's watch Vol. 20 of my show! It teachs you about how not to be afraid of strangers! My favorite part being when Lucy drives home with the stranger at the very end!
Som: Noooooooo................
Som came out a changed man.............
Som: (To some random person in a very twisted tone of voice)I LOVE YOU!! WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE AND PLAY?? WON'T THAT BE FUN?? HEEEHEEEEEHEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: (also a victum) SURE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by RyuLover67 on Mar 26, 2005 21:07:42 GMT -5
Resuire I wasn't gonna make Ryu wear shorts for PE,just sweatpants.But thanks!! XD ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Coach Mushin! I have a suggestion!
Mushin:What is it,RL?
Since we don't have a vollyball and since nobody is going to want to play with a bloody head, can we go outside or something else?
Mushin:Like what?
Dodgeball? ^_^;
Ryu:*in sweats* Dodgeball sounds fun.
Sunny:Oink!^_^
Outta shorts and regular PE clothes for you?
Ryu:Yep.
Thank god! I would have had a nosebleed as soon as I saw you in shorts! XD
Jr.:You know she would too.
Dessa:Yep she would.^-^
Mushin:SO do you people wanna play dodgeball or not?!
All:Yeah! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ressy-chan is dodgeball good enough for you?*imagines Ryu in shorts and gets a nosebleed XD*
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Post by Bluehairedhorofreak on Mar 26, 2005 21:22:42 GMT -5
BHHF: *comes to school again after flying* Hmm....I wonder what I have next....
Horo: Let's go to the cafeteria! ^__^ Mushin DID say it was lunch, right?
Ren: Yes, but if you want to spend the whole day in the cafeteria. What's the point of school, aniu-baka?
Spirit: *thinking* Aww...they're arguing! Go RenHoro!
BHHF: Okay, let's go...um....there! *points to random door.*
Horo, Spirit, Ren: *hears screaming from inside* Let's not.......
BHHF: So where do we go?
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Post by Secretofmana on Mar 26, 2005 21:37:20 GMT -5
Som: (has miraculously recovered from his critical condition and walks into gym) Oh, hi everyone! Dead silence. After all, everyone still thinks he's evil. BHHF: No, we don't. We're reading the posts! Oh. BHHF: It's just the fact that there are flares where his eyes should be, there's blood all over him, and for some reason..... Ren: He has my milk! BHHF: Yeah. Som: Don't worry everyone! Me and my evil side had an argument, but we settled that! I look evil, but have my good personality! Everyone:.............and that is BECAUSE?? Som: Oh, don't bother to worry about that! Too much effort. Everyone: You're making our RPG totally random again! (machine guns appear magically in their hands) We'll use our randomness to kill you! Som: GAHH!!!! (insert Shion magically not getting hit by 500 bullets in Xeno 1 scene here..............but with Som instead of Shion) Everyone: Darn!!! Som: ;D
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Post by Jr. on Mar 26, 2005 21:41:26 GMT -5
Nice Xeno reference SOM. No wonder they couldn't kill the Gnosis if they can't even shoot a person. XD
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Post by Pinkechidna on Mar 26, 2005 21:46:16 GMT -5
*Looks at all the Xenosaga stuff* Oh Lord, I give up!
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Post by RyuLover67 on Mar 26, 2005 21:47:13 GMT -5
*Looks at all the Xenosaga stuff* Oh Lord, I give up! You're not the only one! XD
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