Post by resurie on Oct 2, 2005 1:32:58 GMT -5
The Law of Angsty Characters
Characters who angst must be rude, sarcastic, and unfriendly. They must have a dark past, no exceptions. And they should have a grudge against someone as well. Either it be revenge or they just want to kill the person. Angsty characters also must be good looking and have 54589743587+ fangirls who mourn over said angstyness.
The Law of Gravity - Or Lack There Of
Characters have the ability to defy the laws of gravity. By falling off a cliff, their hair will remain as it were if they were standing on land. They also will never be severely injured if thrown/kicked/punched by another character into the sky. They'll appear a few scenes later in perfect condition.
The Law of Hair
All characters have perfect hair. It never gets ruined, tangled, or messy. Hair will remain the same always, its style shall never change. It can also defy gravity.
The Law of Women
A. - Women shall be portrayed with long and beautiful hair, an exaggerated chest size, small waist, and large hips. They'll also must have the ability to make every guy's head turn.
B. - Younger school girls must be hyper, crazy, and so cute to the point your head hurts. They must speak with cute voices that make them sound like mice. And they must always be happy and cheerful.
C. - Small girls must dress in pretty dresses for no reason. And they must speak in confusing onomatopoeia simply to be cute. They also must have voices that make them sound like mice.
D. - Shy girls must have short hair, a small chest, and a phobia of men.
The Law of Good and Evil[/b]
The good guy will always win. Even if he loses once, he'll come back and kick the bad guy's ass, and look damn cool while doing it.
The bad guy must have no logic whatsoever. He must seek world destruction-- and forget the fact he'd be destroyed along with everything else. And if he's seeking world domination, he must do it with an army of bad ass looking robots. He must also have a cape twice his size.
The good guy's friends/team mates must contain: The angry, power-hungry and strong one; the sexy mysterious one with long hair; the screw-up; the single girl who just happens to be pretty and has a short temper; and the stupid one.
The bay guy's allies/inferiors must contain: A large muscular man who can't speak properly; the sexy mysterious one with long hair; the stupid one who screws everything up; catgirl; the guy who seems to be more powerful than the bad guy himself but doesn't really do anything about it; and a ninja.
In a face off-- the bad guy will always seem to have the upper hand at first. But eventually, the good guy will triumph withsome crap something like the power of friendship and win. Also, rather than killing him right away at the beginning, the bad guy will beat the good guy to a pulp and tell him to get stronger.
The Law of Love
Boy and girl meet. Boy and girl hate eachother. Boy and girl get to know eachother. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and girl confess their feelings in a dramatic scene that turns out to be the last scene of the entire series; thus meaning all we get to see is their confession, no juicy stuff that may happen afterward. (*shot*)
Boy and girl must meet in some crazy and out of this world situation. Be it the boy seeing the girl's panties on accident, or the girl falling on top of the boy and forming a suggestive pose. The girl will then end up hating the boy with a passion, thus angering the boy in return. The two will fight, compete, and throw insults every chance they get. Eventually, the girl and boy will open up and start seeing the "good things" in eachother.
After three seasons, 100+ episodes, the girl and boy will finally confess their feelings to eachother in the last episode. And we shall never see if it works out, or if they break up causing the boy and girl to go into extreme depression and commit suicide. (*killed*)
The Law of Harem
Possibilites are endless! Use as many girls as you want. Just make sure each of them have such differently stereotypical personalities and you're all set. The main guy all the girls somehow fall in love with must be a failure at life. He must be skinny, weak, wear glasses, have short unattractive hair, and get beat up every day...by the girls.
Harem girls can be: The smart one; the shy one; the short tempered one with a kick capable of destroying doors; the tomboy; the foreigner; the seductive one; the one known only to the other girls as 'the one with the biggest chest'; the hyper one; the violent one who just happens to have a sword; the competitive one; the one who's too damn cute for their own good; the one who knows martial arts; the immature one; the mature one; the not-shy-but-so-quiet-it's-creepy one; the robot; the dark gothic one; etc etc. As said before, the possibilities are endless.
The girls will also end up all living with the main guy somehow. That way there's more competition in the hot springs. (*bricked*)
((Ugh, I can't think of anything else. XP I didn't get all that from a site or anything, I just wrote it all from the top of my head. Hey, I was bored, and I wanted to make a thread on something.
Also, this thread isn't for you to just read my laws and comment on them. XD Got a law of your own? Say it! This thread is so we can all share our views and laws on anime. >] So come on, be creative and come up with something. <<
You can add to the laws I already wrote as well. >> Have fun! XD))
Characters who angst must be rude, sarcastic, and unfriendly. They must have a dark past, no exceptions. And they should have a grudge against someone as well. Either it be revenge or they just want to kill the person. Angsty characters also must be good looking and have 54589743587+ fangirls who mourn over said angstyness.
The Law of Gravity - Or Lack There Of
Characters have the ability to defy the laws of gravity. By falling off a cliff, their hair will remain as it were if they were standing on land. They also will never be severely injured if thrown/kicked/punched by another character into the sky. They'll appear a few scenes later in perfect condition.
The Law of Hair
All characters have perfect hair. It never gets ruined, tangled, or messy. Hair will remain the same always, its style shall never change. It can also defy gravity.
The Law of Women
A. - Women shall be portrayed with long and beautiful hair, an exaggerated chest size, small waist, and large hips. They'll also must have the ability to make every guy's head turn.
B. - Younger school girls must be hyper, crazy, and so cute to the point your head hurts. They must speak with cute voices that make them sound like mice. And they must always be happy and cheerful.
C. - Small girls must dress in pretty dresses for no reason. And they must speak in confusing onomatopoeia simply to be cute. They also must have voices that make them sound like mice.
D. - Shy girls must have short hair, a small chest, and a phobia of men.
The Law of Good and Evil[/b]
The good guy will always win. Even if he loses once, he'll come back and kick the bad guy's ass, and look damn cool while doing it.
The bad guy must have no logic whatsoever. He must seek world destruction-- and forget the fact he'd be destroyed along with everything else. And if he's seeking world domination, he must do it with an army of bad ass looking robots. He must also have a cape twice his size.
The good guy's friends/team mates must contain: The angry, power-hungry and strong one; the sexy mysterious one with long hair; the screw-up; the single girl who just happens to be pretty and has a short temper; and the stupid one.
The bay guy's allies/inferiors must contain: A large muscular man who can't speak properly; the sexy mysterious one with long hair; the stupid one who screws everything up; catgirl; the guy who seems to be more powerful than the bad guy himself but doesn't really do anything about it; and a ninja.
In a face off-- the bad guy will always seem to have the upper hand at first. But eventually, the good guy will triumph with
The Law of Love
Boy and girl meet. Boy and girl hate eachother. Boy and girl get to know eachother. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and girl confess their feelings in a dramatic scene that turns out to be the last scene of the entire series; thus meaning all we get to see is their confession, no juicy stuff that may happen afterward. (*shot*)
Boy and girl must meet in some crazy and out of this world situation. Be it the boy seeing the girl's panties on accident, or the girl falling on top of the boy and forming a suggestive pose. The girl will then end up hating the boy with a passion, thus angering the boy in return. The two will fight, compete, and throw insults every chance they get. Eventually, the girl and boy will open up and start seeing the "good things" in eachother.
After three seasons, 100+ episodes, the girl and boy will finally confess their feelings to eachother in the last episode. And we shall never see if it works out, or if they break up causing the boy and girl to go into extreme depression and commit suicide. (*killed*)
The Law of Harem
Possibilites are endless! Use as many girls as you want. Just make sure each of them have such differently stereotypical personalities and you're all set. The main guy all the girls somehow fall in love with must be a failure at life. He must be skinny, weak, wear glasses, have short unattractive hair, and get beat up every day...by the girls.
Harem girls can be: The smart one; the shy one; the short tempered one with a kick capable of destroying doors; the tomboy; the foreigner; the seductive one; the one known only to the other girls as 'the one with the biggest chest'; the hyper one; the violent one who just happens to have a sword; the competitive one; the one who's too damn cute for their own good; the one who knows martial arts; the immature one; the mature one; the not-shy-but-so-quiet-it's-creepy one; the robot; the dark gothic one; etc etc. As said before, the possibilities are endless.
The girls will also end up all living with the main guy somehow. That way there's more competition in the hot springs. (*bricked*)
((Ugh, I can't think of anything else. XP I didn't get all that from a site or anything, I just wrote it all from the top of my head. Hey, I was bored, and I wanted to make a thread on something.
Also, this thread isn't for you to just read my laws and comment on them. XD Got a law of your own? Say it! This thread is so we can all share our views and laws on anime. >] So come on, be creative and come up with something. <<
You can add to the laws I already wrote as well. >> Have fun! XD))
