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Post by Gus on Jun 5, 2006 14:19:44 GMT -5
The sun glinted off the boy named Gus's glasses, slightly obscured by his brown hair secured in their braids by yellowandgreen rubber bands.
f**k, man.
Forgot to play my theme song...
...don't even think I HAVE a theme song...
...daaaaaymn, I'm pretty far behind these guys entay?
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Post by wannabeeliza on Jun 6, 2006 16:59:28 GMT -5
*zoom in on the randomly placed palm trees*
*a person stands there*
*the person moves and hits a rock and falls down*
I'M DROWNING!! HELP!! *the person swallows lots of sand*
SAVE ME CHESSUS!! *coughs up more sand*
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
Posts: 226
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Post by sephicloud on Jun 6, 2006 19:09:38 GMT -5
Chessus, man of cheese, helps the man. Before the man can thank him, giant killer rats devour Chessus
"Chessus, NOOOOOO!" screamed SephiCloud.
SephiCloud smacks giant rodents with his mighty spelling errors, annoying the rats' brains until they explode.
"Ok, time to go back to my box!" SephiCloud says, smiling happily. SephiCloud returns to the magic box to play Kingdom Hearts.
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Post by wannabeeliza on Jun 7, 2006 15:03:45 GMT -5
*stands up* *spits out sand*
*makes a sand-us*
SAVE THEM ALL SANDUS!!
*sandus runs away* *jumps into the water and disinigrates and becomes MUDUS!!*
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Post by RyuLover67 on Jun 8, 2006 18:15:14 GMT -5
A girl coughed loudly as she was woken up by a wave hitting her face.
"Ma...5 more mintues..." she mumbled as she rubbed her eyes."Huh?What is that?A mud monster...Yeah it's a mud monster..."
And with that she went back to sleep.
(I missed these! X3.And yesh..In the summer,I tend to be that lazy..)
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
Posts: 226
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Post by sephicloud on Jun 8, 2006 19:08:25 GMT -5
Realizing there wasn't any plot here, SephiCloud decided to attempt to make one.
"Hey, I wonder why we're all here..." SephiCloud says aloud, hoping someone doesn't know so he can go back to his Kingdom Hearts.
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Post by Throes on Jun 8, 2006 20:33:53 GMT -5
As everyone pondered SephiCloud's question, a faint noise is heard from above. As the fourth dimention of time progresses, the noise gets increasingly louder.
One person notes that it's a song that's playing, they say, "Hey, I recognize that song! It's one of my favorite tunes! It's The End Of The World As We Know It, by R.E.M." The boombox that was quite now visibly large came crashing into the ground right as the lyrics, "...as we know it. And I feel ----" were being played.
A couple of seconds later, screams can be heard, and a body comes crashing into the ground at a high velocity.
People start to go over by the crash site and poke around. Half of a CD was lying there with the words "mnd" and "ume Eleven" written on it with a picture of what appeard to be Chairman Kaga from Iron Chef looking off into the distance with a very dignified expression.
A few feet away lay a sandal, and a huge crater where the body was climbing out. The person appeared to be a 17 or 18 year old male wearing black shorts and what appeared to be a Hawaiian tee shirt. Wearing one sandal the person crawls out of the hole...
"Gaah... That hurt..." I exclaim as I pick up my sandal and put it back on.I begin to scratch my neck as I begin to assess the damage. I look up at the people staring in utter amazement and pause, "What? It looks as though you just saw an idiot fall out of an airplane."
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Post by TakinawaTonfa on Jun 8, 2006 23:40:55 GMT -5
Tonfa looks upon the idiot that just fell out of an airplane.
"Hey....is that....?" he thinks to himself.
"Wait! I know you!" Tonfa calls out.
"Wheres the $50 you owe me? I've walking around here for hours now!"
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Post by Throes on Jun 8, 2006 23:52:47 GMT -5
"50 bucks?!!! I jumped out of that airplane so I wouldn't have to pay you 50 bucks!!!" I shout.
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Post by TakinawaTonfa on Jun 9, 2006 0:25:18 GMT -5
"Wait wait wait wait!" Tonfa responds.
"That isn't what we agreed upon! I have the paperwork right here!"
Tonfa puts down his duffel bag. He then claps twice in succession.
"Eduardo!" He calls out.
Suddenly, Tonfa's bag unzips seemingly on its own, only to have a green glowing, almond eyed, creature emerge. This creature, bore the same features that one would associate with an extraterrestial from Roswell. He had a nametag that read "Eduardo".
He held a briefcase in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other.
"Get me the documentation of our agreement!"
Eduardo puts down his coffee, opens the briefcase, and sifts through it for about 2 seconds before handing Tonfa a goldenrod sheet of paper with black-typed text.
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
Posts: 226
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Post by sephicloud on Jun 9, 2006 13:26:27 GMT -5
Suddenly, hundreds of zombies appear out of nowhere.
"Oh my God, ZOMBIES!" SephiCloud shrieked.
The zombies began to speak about there day, and went to a local Starbucks to drink coffee and such.
"They're traveling to the evil Starbucks!" SephiCloud exclaimed.
One of them stayed, and ate the legal documents handed to Tonfa. SephiCloud shot the zombie with his trusty magnum, but it is too late. The zombie already devoured the contract.
"I was too late..." SephiCloud whispered. "He was a good man that piece of paper. I'll never forget you!" he screamed at the sky.
SephiCloud wins an Oscar for his astounding performance just now.
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Post by Gus on Jun 9, 2006 19:21:26 GMT -5
Gus blinks.
Gus looks down at his hands.
Blinks again.
...wow, I must be even worse than I thought...
Blinks again, for effect.
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Post by Dessa on Jun 10, 2006 0:05:05 GMT -5
Dessa came back from the jungle in a rush, chaos in tow. Don't ask how she got there when she was on the beach last post, she just was.
"EWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!! There's a cave back there with DEAD BODIES in it!!!!!!"
chaos sighed. "Dessa... I got rid of them..."
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kerry
Cute Newbie
Gravitation pulls me towards you.
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Post by kerry on Jun 10, 2006 4:37:37 GMT -5
Kerry blinks.Then she stops blinking remebering that Gus is the blinking one.
Suddenly a girl falls over her.
Kerry looks at her.It's Dessa.
Kerry:Dessa what's wrong?!
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Post by wannabeeliza on Jun 10, 2006 11:00:30 GMT -5
WBE:I think it was the legouns of the undead... that makes people act...oddly... *pokes Dessa*
-mean while with the zombies-
zombie1: dude that paper tasted wierd..
zombie 2: *sipping on a double shot* Indeed...
*suddenly a army of mud people crash into the starbucks building*
*random Chocobos fallow suite pecking at the zombie flesh*
-back to our reguarly schedualed programming-
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