Random Crack RP! Yay!!

[Ssteiny]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, *inhales...* *PAUSE* NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAUUUUUUUU!!!!!"

Ssteiny lept in front of Simba. "You cant eat simba. He's my watermelon child!" quoteth the Ssteiny.

"wait! Ask Tonfa for food! Eduardo can bring anything." exclaimed Ssteiny holding tightly to Simba.

"We're hungry." said SKU

"Well why doesn't somebody write in some food!!!!!! This is a CRACK RP. Anything can happen!" exclaimed Ssteiny.

[sephicloud]

"Oh, that's right..." SephiCloud remembers.

SephiCloud summons Sephiroth, Scorpion, Solid Snake, and Doodles the puppy.

"Now, DO BATTLE!" SephiCloud demands

Large chair, popcorn, and vanilla Coke appear before him.

"Dude, this is better than my old powers." he proclaimed.

"Hmmmm, that's right..."

One wing grows out of SephiCloud's back. His ninja suit forms over his body dramatically, like shadows. "What's to stop me from taking over?" SephiCloud finishes.

[Ssteiny]

"Its ok Simba. They aren't going to eat you. What would my love say if she learned our firstgrown watermelon lovechild had been devoured byt SKU?" pondered Ssteiny.

Suddenly a microwave, a sink, ramen and chopsticks appeared before Ssteiny.

"I can eat again! I dont have to cook this in the shower ever again," spoke Ssteiny.

"You made ramen in the shower!?" spoke a shocked SKU.

Ssteiny was in his first year of college. He had no money, nor a microwave and no one was on the floor so he could use one. So he made ramen in the shower on a saturday night. Hey, he was hungry.

"SIIIIIIIMMMMMBBBBAAAAAAAAA, Oh wait they didn't kill you."

[sephicloud]

"Fear the power of my possessed HOME APPLIANCES!" SephiCloud yells.

Suddenly, refrigerators and plasma screen TVs fly from the sky out of nowhere, and assault anyone in sight.

"I shall rule this island!" SephiCloud declares.

The second wave of zombies come sooner than Sephi expected.

"Oh, great!" moans SephiCloud, "Now I have to take care of these guys..."

"I'll be back for all of you later..." SephiCloud barks, and assaults the horde of undead.

"Attack, my flying toasters!"

[Ssteiny]

"We must defeat the undead! We must fight for FREEDOM!!!" shouted SephiCloud.

"I don't want my freedom," said Ssteiny.

A huge battle ensued. 25 times the size of the final battle in that Lord of the Rings movie! magic, zombies, toasters and barbara streisand on one plane! woah dude

"At least there aren't any 'royal ugly dudes' around."

suddenly a beautiful woman with dark brown curly hair appeared before Ssteiny. It was his Guardian angel.
"I will follow you anywhere," said my angel.

Ssteiny has shaman powers.

"OVERSOUL!!!! MEPHISTO J!!!!!!!!!"

There Ssteiny stood proudly atop Mephisto J's bosoms. J had great big green wings. She shot flames from her fingertips. Instead of a ciring she had an arsenal of watermelons. (unrelated to simba)

"The view is incredible from up here, isn't it Jane?" Ssteiny asked.
"Mhmm," Mephisto J quickly replied.
"I love you when you say that!"


Who said there couldn't be romance in a crack fic.

*everyone is appalled from teh cuteness*

[sephicloud]

"Wait, aren't I supposed to be killing you all? Or at least causing mayhem?" ponders sephiCloud.
"Oh, the war with the zombies distracted me." Sephi remembers. "now it's time for..."

Everyone is in a hiding space, aside from Ssteiny, and Mephisto J.

I can use power like that to fuel my future empire...

"Hey, Ssteiny! I was wondering if you'd join me in taking over the world, or at least this island. We'll split it 50/50. Sound good?"

[Ssteiny]

"Oooh Island ^____^ How does that sound, Mephisto J?" asked Ssteiny.
"Mhmm, I will follow you anywhere, Hanata." responded Mephisto J.

"We're in! I am happy as long as my 'kaiwaiiko-chan' is with me." exclaimed Ssteiny.

Before SephiCloud's empire is overythrone by the unaware members of sku in this rediculous rp, the island needs a name!

[Setsumi-san]

A redheaded woman named Setsumi was woken up by the smell of the food sephicloud had made.

Aww, not popcorn! I thought this would be a great opportunity to eat some of the other people stranded here! she thought with a frown. Oh well.

"Hey, shouldn't we be figuring a way to get off of this island instead of naming it? I really don't wanna stay anywhere infested with zombies," she remarked.

[Ssteiny]

Ssteiny was compelled as to why nobody ever thought about leaving the island. Mephisto J can fly. damn! Setsumi was using logic. That never existed on the Island before. Where is the moral of this insanity? where is the sanity of this insanity? where is the pizza guy!?

"Mephisto J, we're going to La rosas!"

So they left the island and went to la rosas. They got a discount because J recently got a jobe there. They came back with the pizza in 27.3 seconds. J is really fast.

The rest of SKU looked at Ssteiny and J with shock. They had a ton of pizza, but what about getting off the island. They left and came back with pizza!!!!!!!

[Setsumi-san]

"What?! No breadsticks on the side?!" Setsumi shouted. She threw a snowball at Ssteiny (which was remarkable considering that there was not one snowflake on the island.)

[Ssteiny]

Ssteiny stood in front of mephisto J so the snowball wouldnt hit her. Wait she's like 100 ft tall.

"J, we forgot the breadsticks. mehh. should we retreat?" Ssteiny asked
"mhmm, good idea," said J.

7 minutes later...

"damn traffic! sorry we werent here as fast as we were before. " Ssteiny apologized.
(J winks at Ssteiny)

"lets let someone continue the story, how about that J?"
"Mhmm."

[wannabeeliza]

"Story? What story....hmm ok so last time I knew someone called in the zombie busters...." The blonde scratched her head..."Flying toasters and Mesto J? allright....and snoballs in a tropical Island..."
a long pause

"THE COUNTER EFFECTS OF GLOBAL WARMING!!"

another long pause

"WERE ALL GONNA DROWN!!"

longer pause...

"the counteracting effects of global warming on some parts of the world will included but are not liminted to glaciers floating out..."

pause...

*does the chicken dance*

"anyway, I vote for naming the island...I dont personally wish to leave...."

[sephicloud]

"Ahh, everyone knows global warming is just gas." SephiCloud states.
"Personally, I think the island should have one of the following names: The house of international cacti, or SephiSteinty island."

SKU: ...

"I suck at names, ok?" SephiCloud sighs, chewing on the end of a breadstick. "But one thing I love is this island." he admits, "It has some sort of effect. Whatever we type, err think (breaks the 4th wall) actually happens here."

[Secretofmana]

Somewhere near the current location of Jr's group...

A dark figure darted towards a nearby palm tree, turned so that he was nearly completely invisible to those whom he spyed on. Two extras darted to palm trees on his left and right. His arm quickly lifted up to his mouth, holding a walkie-talkie. In one swift movement of his hand, he had turned down the volume and pressed a button.

"Lieutenant SoM reporting, commencing plan 3.141592653589793238462643383."

The response as heard by those within a two feet radius of him was a quiet crackling of the walkie talkie. The entirety of his target could not hear either of the two voices.

"...I see them talking, often randomly shouting...They appear to not be enjoying the freedom that this thread gives them..."

"...Uhmm, lemme see...!!!" His attention was directed towards the air. "Ahh, there they are."

"....Hmmm..." He squinted. "Well, one of them is chewing on breadsticks...The other's standing on this massive girl...I'll try to get a closer...look..."

His arm darted for his binoculars. "...The first one has been identified as SephiCloud, Strengths are being extreamly random, Weaknesses are...Faust."

"...Yeah, Just Faust. And, uhm...The other one is.... Is that guy standing where I think...Yeah...he is..."

"...Oh? ....I think I see her...Uhm...I think that's Setsumi-san....Indeed..."

His attention returned to the first group. "...Hm? Lovely has woken up...She just taped Jr. on the shoulder..."

"...D: But...That's so boring...Well, fine. Out."

He clicked the button.

Ahh, recon. Well, it's for the greater good. After all...

They cannot continue to exist here.

[sephicloud]

SephiCloud pauses from his chewing on the tasty bread sticks.

"Am I the only one that has a sense of impending doom?" SephiCloud asks everyone.

Ssteiny turns toward him.

"You probably just have gas..." Ssteiny explains.

"Oh, that makes sense..." Sephi realizes.

Never being too careful, Sephi summons a new box, and hides in it to plot in privacy.