Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on Jun 13, 2006 21:28:02 GMT -5
(LOL @mana!)
"You've had too much of the mexican pizza SephiCloud. Oh crap,(random excuse to leave scene and cuddle with his sweetheart) We forgot to give the delivery dude a tip!!!!"shouted Ssteiny.
"Mhmm, we did? oh Mhmm." J responded.
(I really need to stop making my girlfriend looking that dumb, she is much smarter than I'll ever be XD)
"Why does he always leave!? Um.. this was supposed to be my, our Kingdom. Damn, his J is Hotter than a hot day in july!" said SephiCloud.
"I HHEEEEAAAAAAARRRRDD THAAAAATTTT!!!!!!" Ssteiny yelled from a distance. It turns out When Jane is in her Mephisto J oversoul her senses increase tenfold. Not much gets passed her. even peeping toms hiding behind palms trees. Don't worry I wont tell.
Omlord Jr. has something to say.
"Those two have really lost their minds. I might have to give them -10,000 karma."
Its quite hard to make a joke out of Jr. He's a good guy.
"Oh, I silently snipe people these days," said Lovely.
"These bastards need to come down now!" spoketh Throes.
"Eduardo, I asked you to bring me the new york times, not the wall street journal."
"ahahhfhfh ahfhrueisoslfrjkjrfjjrf!!"
"Oh dear lord! what happend!?"
"Edhgefegirfirjr."
"It makes so much sense now!"
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
Posts: 226
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Post by sephicloud on Jun 13, 2006 22:16:53 GMT -5
I should start thinking of getting an oversoul, I mean I've been here for like, a year and I still don't have one.
Sephi looks around. He spots a loin spirit.
Nah, I think I'll look later...
"Aah, out of breadsticks!" sighs SephiCloud.
Ok, time to start up some mahaym!
SephiCloud summons Pee Wee of Pee Wee's Playhouse, Cheesus, and other random cartoon charactors.
"Let there be insanity!" SephiCloud demends.
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Post by TakinawaTonfa on Jun 13, 2006 22:34:06 GMT -5
"Well, this is certianly getting out of hand..." said Tonfa "For God's sake, Bobobo makes more sense than this crap..."
"Guhhh....Eduardo, I going to the hot tub for a while, No calls okay? And tell Raul to get that man some more breadsticks."
Tonfa steps into the duffel bag.
"Oh, anyone else wanna come with? We've got a 24-hour open bar."
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on Jun 13, 2006 22:48:30 GMT -5
Well Ssteiny finally returned.
"Did you miss us!?" he asked.
"GET ON WITH IT!!!!!" shouted SKU.
It was certainly a sad day for SKU. Stranded on an Island with two of the biggest lunatics on the internet and Lunatic Crow was no where in sight. Where was this going. "Bobobo makes more sense than this crap." Ssteiny fell asleep on Mephisto J. His oversoul is very comfortable. The rest of sku was getting fed up with that perv. Gus kept blinking and blinking into the sunset as Stahpler Fahrer Klaus did so many nights ago without a head. SKU its a good place. WOAH DUDE, SO-CRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Gus on Jun 14, 2006 9:58:29 GMT -5
open bar...
Gus waves his arm in the air, loping along after Tonfa.
"Cheaaaaah. I dunnevenknow what's going on any more. Mebbe a few drinks would make it clearer. =D"
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
Posts: 226
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Post by sephicloud on Jun 14, 2006 13:17:10 GMT -5
SephiCloud, easily bored, sends all the crazy people (cartoon characters) back to the nothingness of nowheres... vile.
"Ahh, now that my box is back, I no longer have a horrible need to rule all the land." says SephiCloud.
Even though this made no sense, no one says anything, out of fear that he may bring back the cartoon characters and drive this island further down the path to a psychiatrist.
"If anyone even ATTEMPTS to touch this box, I'll shoot ya with my squirt gun that 4Kids gave me!" SephiCloud warns everyone.
He hides in the box, occasionally peeking through it's hole to see if anyone is coming near.
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
Posts: 265
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Post by Setsumi-san on Jun 14, 2006 13:54:22 GMT -5
Setsumi used the snow convieniently lying there to build an igloo and hung up a sign that said: ROOMMATE WANTED! PLEASE PAY RENT IN THE FORM OF LOTS OF HONEY MUSTARD!
(Hey, she loved honey mustard. It's the king of condiments!)
"Bwahaha!! Sephicloud isn't the only one with an awesome shelter on this island anymore!" she cackled.
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
Posts: 226
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Post by sephicloud on Jun 14, 2006 14:50:20 GMT -5
OH SNAPS! Could it be? The legendary Igloo of Champions?
SephiCloud remained silent, gazing upon the mighty snow house of greatness through the tiny gap of the box
This structure tops all buildings! Even... dare I say it, my box. NO!
There can only be one...
SephiCloud summons gallons of honey mustard.
"Hey, may I fill the position?" SephiCloud suggests to Setsumi-san
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Post by Jr. on Jun 15, 2006 12:42:38 GMT -5
Meanwhile, on a lot easier to follow part of the island... Jr.: Has it occured to anyone that we should maybe be finding a way off this island and not try to sink it or whatever the hell is going on here? chaos:  Dessa: I don't think anyone is trying to sink it. Jr.: that very well may be...but you can't prove they're not! chaos: Dessa: touche... chaos: Jr: (to chaos) Quit smiling!! You're giving me the creeps!!! |
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on Jun 15, 2006 13:34:22 GMT -5
Ssteiny realized this was much easier to follow.
Ssteiny: hey guys! It's easier to type like this!!!!!
Meph. J: Mhmm.
Ssteiny: (at J) I love you when you do that.
Sephi: Why are they always like that?...
It seems the cuteness of SsJ was painful too watch. It was more cute than that cardcaptor sakura movie! (I still don't know what happend in that movie!!!)
Lovely: They (sephsteiny) really need to come down. I need my sniper rifle.
(Rifle appears)
Dessa: chaos, Start smiling! It's time to kick some ass!!!!!
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Setsumi-san
Senior Shaman
Wake up and smell the Pyron/Jun.
Posts: 265
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Post by Setsumi-san on Jun 15, 2006 15:44:59 GMT -5
"You got yourself a deal," Setsumi tells sephicloud, "Oh crap, I just realized there's no furniture inside our new home."
Just then a striped unicorn galloped by with furniture made of coconuts tied to its back.
"Nevermind," she said.
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on Jun 15, 2006 16:17:16 GMT -5
Ssteiny: And so SephiCloud and Setsumi moved in together. They lived in a house made from a giant coconut. There is no posible way an african swallow could lift it.
SKU: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!!!
Ashil: hey guys! nice island.
Jr.: Hey bro...wait, how the hell did you get here!?
Ashil: Every crack rp fic needs a "gay-bishonen in residence."
Gus: blinks...blinks...falls into quicksand...
[del]quicksand[/del]
Gus: blinks...
Tonfa: [sing] hey hey lets go kinkasu, taisatsu no mono protect my balls, boko ga warui so let's fighting, let's fighting love, let's fighting love[/sing]
Eduardo: ghdjgjdiejd
Suddenly, God forsook the island.
Ssteiny: J, do you think we'll ever leave this god forsaken island?
Mephisto J: Mhmm, whats stopped us before?
Ssteiny: Oh yeah. Do you want to go to Applebee's and get an "oriental chicken rollup?"
Mephisto J: Mhmm.
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Post by wannabeeliza on Jun 15, 2006 16:30:29 GMT -5
Suddenly a fleet of hallowed out Bananas are seen on the horizen.
On board is a diplotmate and his wife.
The mayors of various states and the pope.
Sadly however a storm started to turn the ships and thus...the movie posiden was re-created with bananas
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Post by Throes on Jun 15, 2006 21:41:59 GMT -5
*completely ignoring everything that's going on and referring back to my last post*
*stares up at the sky*
"Ooh, look! Meteors, comets, asteroids, you name it, it's falling!"
Everyone boards a rocket ship destined for some unknown planet deep within the outer limits of space, realising that they can never return home, because when they do, the sun will already be burnt out, and all life will have been extinguished, if the people hadn't begun to live underground in special heated cities.
"So yay! Rocket ships are fun!"
The rocket ship crashes into an asteroid, which then, in turn, causes a chain reaction, crumbling all other signs of impending doom before crashing into the sun and burning up in a brilliant flash.
"Well, that was a short trip. Anyone wanna ride on this spare ICBM that's set to launch at the no longer existing space rocks?"
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
Posts: 226
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Post by sephicloud on Jun 15, 2006 21:48:11 GMT -5
Yes, everything is going according to plan...
"Man, I'm so gonna eat all this furniture!" SephiCloud whispers.
An evil glare comes from Setsumi-san
"Eh, never mind..." Sephi speaks, shaking. "Does this place have cable, something besides the coconut channel?" he added.
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