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Post by TakinawaTonfa on Jun 10, 2006 11:46:00 GMT -5
"Zombies? Whose ass did that come out of!?"
"Eduardo! Get me a back-up copy of that document! White paper this time."
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Post by Dessa on Jun 10, 2006 12:05:09 GMT -5
"There was a cave back there and there were dead bodies in it!!!" Dessa cried. Then she spotted the zombies. "chaos, can you go take care of them?"
"She has no problem with zombies, but she can't handle a dead body..." chaos mumbled.
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
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Post by sephicloud on Jun 10, 2006 13:17:52 GMT -5
"It's ok, I'LL kill those paper eating, Vente choco-mocha drinking larcenous perverted worms." SephiCloud declared."They got away with taking one life, they WON'T do it again!"
SephiCloud summons Cheesus from his grave, who engages in an epic battle to the death with the zombies/mud people/chocobos.
"Ahhh, nothing like having a summon to do all the work for you..." Sephi sighed, heading back for his box.
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on Jun 10, 2006 15:35:02 GMT -5
"WOAH, dude. What happend?" confused Ssteiny asked.
"WOAH, get off my lawn, you zombie bastards!!!!!" quoteth Ssteiny
"Holy jumping jehosephet! what happend while I was watching Bill and Teds excellent adventure for a week, dude!?
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Post by wannabeeliza on Jun 11, 2006 10:45:09 GMT -5
"what happened? Thats a good queastion.... I place my money on utter choas....anyway Does any one here know how to control the un-dead? And know the number of a good funeral home?...We could use one of those...."
*is watching the battle of zombies, mudus, chocobo and Chessus*
"GO FOR THE HEAD FLUFFY!!!"
*random Chocobo kicks off a zombies head*
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Post by RyuLover67 on Jun 11, 2006 15:43:58 GMT -5
RL wakes up as soon as the zombie head lands in her lap.
"EW!!GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF!GETITOFF!!!" flaied RL as the zombie head flies elsewhere.
"I go to sleep for 5 more mintues and we got the rotton un-dead infesting the island?!Where's a shot gun where you need it?!"
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Post by Throes on Jun 11, 2006 17:26:42 GMT -5
I get back with the legal work and notice a bunch of zombies roaming around. One of them starts feeling up my head and moaning "Braaaaiiiins," so I pull a Link and slice him 3 ways to next Wednesday.
I put the sword away.
A few seconds later, I notice a TV AD that's playing... "Who ya gonnna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!"-----"We do not deal with Zombies..." After that ad, I notice another one, "ZOM-BIE-KILL-ERS!!! KILLIN' ZOMBIES!!!~ If you have a problem with Zombies, call us at KL5-439------" At that moment, a Zombie smashed the TV, "I was able to gather the first 6 numbers of the 7 number code. So all we need to do is find out the last number! Time to do a sequence dial!"
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
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Post by sephicloud on Jun 11, 2006 20:14:38 GMT -5
"Yeah.. you guys go and... do that..." SephiCloud mumbled absent mindedly, finishing the beating Ansem on KH.
A zombie approaches and scarfs down Sephi's prized box.
"NOOOOOOOO!!! Not my obvious reference to Metal Gear Solid! And I didn't save the game," announced SephiCloud. "you all must die." he whispered.
With a flash, threw on his ninja suit and charged at the horde of zombies.
"File Deletion!" he yelled.
Nothing happened.
"What, oh! This isn't my web comic. So I don't have my powers..." Sephi realized. That being known, he now ran away in fear.
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
Posts: 435
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Post by Ssteiny on Jun 11, 2006 20:59:00 GMT -5
"All I know is don't mix Worcester sauce with enbalming fluid!!!!!!!11" says the Ssteiny.
"Like bruce dickinson said, "Run to the hills! run for your lives!!!!!!!," ssteiny.
"Shit! we're on an Island!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" says SKU.
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Post by Throes on Jun 11, 2006 20:59:45 GMT -5
*Dialing quickly* "KL5-4390.... Hello? Zombie exterminators? .... No, sorry. Damn... KL5-4391.... Ah! Hello? Am I at the right number for the Zombie killing people? No? Sorry..... KL5-4392 I hope this is it... Hello? YES! Zombie dudes, hurry your asses down here! We have a serious situation that needs attention!!!"
The Zombie Killers respond with "Alright, it's thirty minutes away, I'll be there in ten."
Nine minutes thirty-seven seconds later...
A large silver van with the words "Zombie Killers" written on the side in heavy metal style writing, and the licence plate "3ABM581" comes speeding around the corner. It comes to our position screeching to a halt hitting as many Zombies were in it's path. About 3 guys come out. They say, "We're the Zombie Killers, we solve problems. We hear you got a Zombie Problem."
About 40 minutes later the Zombie Killers leave with their stuff, and the Zombie bodies. Nothing of the Zombies remains. The Zombie Killers also said that Sephi's magical box was not recoveralbe...
I say, "Well, let's be glad that's over! Hopefully something else doesn't happen soon."
Everyone's viewpoint switches to this mysterious invisible camera that pans up to the sky revealing certain doom for anyone who stays on the planet...
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Post by TakinawaTonfa on Jun 12, 2006 0:06:56 GMT -5
"WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!"
"WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE!" Tonfa walks on screen.
"EDUARDO!!!!" Eduardo appears.
"Eduardo, this an Orange Margarita, I asked for a Blue Hawaiian, 10 minutes ago at that!"
Eduardo resopnds in a series of sounds that Tonfa can only understand.
"What do mean were out of blue curaco? Luis should have restocked everything yesterday."
Eduardo: "[!@#$%^&*()_+]"
"He called out again? What it is it THIS time?!"
Eduardo: "[!@#$%^&*()]"
"What...no, are you serious?"
Eduardo: "[!@$%%^&$*]"
"Oh God....is she okay?"
Eduardo:"[!@^&!*#*]"
"I see...is it this Thursday?"
Eduardo:"[!%^&!(#(]"
"And they can definetly remove it?"
'!@$#^@$%^'
"Ah OK, I thought he had seemed alot more stressed out lately, damn."
'#$%&@^*'
"Well, get done with the filing first, then run out to restock. I know I've given you alot of work right now, but can you also go with Gary to take the pick-ups to the cash office and record yesterday's earnings into the database?"
'[!#%^()))]'
"Yeah, you can use the hot tub afterwards, it's the least I can do."
'[&*()%$##$&]'
"I'll just call Roberto, hes been training under Luis, but hes pretty damn good for a rookie."
'[**&(%^%]'
"Yep thats all for now. Oh, but before you go, heres another copy of that transaction agreement, seafoam-green this time, just hand it to that airplane-idiot-guy, and tell him 'I look foward to his reply!'"
Eduardo hands Throes the document, and the dissappears back into the duffel bag.
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Post by Jr. on Jun 12, 2006 10:21:40 GMT -5
Jr. randomly walks onto the scene and groans, "There are scenes now? What the crap happened to this RP already? Zombies, Eduardo, CHEESUS?!"
Dessa who might be doing something else, but I don't have time to catch up with all the pages of insanity so I'm adding this anyway, walked over with chaos, "Calm down Jr.!! It's just a crack RP!!"
chaos nods, "Yeah...it only gets worse from here!"
Jr. nods, "I figured...that's why I didn't mention the Gnosis invasion that began a few minutes ago."
Throes pulls out his sword, "So that would explain why there are aliens running around. I wasn't going to say anything either. I'll cut'em good!!!"
Jr. shakes his head and points to chaos who makes the Gnosis pop into salt cubes, "He can handle it...I don't pay him to stand around and look mysterious!!"
Dessa stares at chaos with dreamy eyes, "But what a good job of that he does!!!!"
Lovely taps on Jr.'s shoulder, "Hey Jr.!!"
Jr. jumps, "Oh! Lovely! Hi! I didn't know you were here!"
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Ssteiny
Senior Shaman
"Alas, poor Simba, I knew him well."
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Post by Ssteiny on Jun 12, 2006 10:24:00 GMT -5
"Tonfa, You think I could get an assistant? all this walking and talking is making me tired. I'm sure Eduardo has some family hanging around. Oh wait. Wasn't Eduardo in Gankutsuou? He played Ali, right?" asked the Ssteiny. "Mm. I...oh... I have a watermelon!  My girlfriend and I found him. She held him up on high and I spoke saying, "Oh lord bless this thy watermelon that with it thou mayst feed our families." no.. He shall be called, "Simba." Yes simba the watermelon!" quoteth the Ssteiny. It seems he and Innle lost their shpadoinkle's the other night. |
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Post by Dessa on Jun 12, 2006 11:27:35 GMT -5
**can't reply, too busy cracking up at Jr's post.**
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sephicloud
Full Fledged Shaman
<(x_x)> Kirby died due to lack of food
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Post by sephicloud on Jun 12, 2006 13:33:20 GMT -5
"Cheesus, return." SephiCluod states, lifting his Pokeball up. A beam shot out, and pulls Cheesus into the tiny ball to live uncomfortably.
"Well, those zombies seem to be gone, for now..." SephiCloud says grimly. "They'll be back when the new cyber cafe opens in a week. We'll have to prepare, they're lust for caffeine is everlasting."
Sephi glances at Simba.
Is... is that a... watermelon?" Sephi muttered.
His eyes begin to glow a pale green.
"I LOOOOVE WATERMELON!" He exclaimed, filled with a hunger only sacrifice would sustain. Unfortunately, Simba is a watermelon, the only source of food he knows of on this island.
SephiCloud leaps toward poor Simba.
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My girlfriend and I found him. She held him up on high and I spoke saying, "Oh lord bless this thy watermelon that with it thou mayst feed our families." no.. He shall be called, "Simba." Yes simba the watermelon!" quoteth the Ssteiny.