Random Crack RP! Yay!!

[Ssteiny]

Ssteiny: mmMmm, J that was some good dinner, eh?
Mephisto J: Mhmm, but I feel like writing.

some other person on the island paying attention: SHE CAN WRITE!!!!

Ssteiny: She can do just about anything. She is just really shy. hey she can do the twist!
J: (does the twist)
Ssteiny: waaaaaaaahhh (falls off bosoms, but J catches him in her left hand) ooh, thank you dear, I thought I was gonna die for a sec. I would hate to have to use the remains our watermelon for a new set of legs.
Mephisto J: I wouldn't let you get hurt. I love you.
Ssteiny: As do I.

meanwhile in a duffel bag on the beach. Music is heard from inside. Some lurker peaks in and witnesses a party going on inside. Theres Eduardo tending bar. TakinawaTonfa can be seen sitting in a giant blue chair that has his name stitched all over it. The place was called "Let's fighting love, but first let's getting drunk!"

[Gus]

"Don't even know what an IBCM is, but I'd do anything to get the hell off this place."

[TakinawaTonfa]

"Eduardo! Get me a Harvey Wall Banger, and the Wikipedia article for Intercontinental Ballistic Missles for Gus. Once you've done that, ask the cleaning crew for the pool area if they could come by a little earlier, I gotta catch this ride."

"By the way, is there gonna be an in-flight movie?"

[sephicloud]

"Flight? You're getting us off this island?" SephiCloud questions. "This island is a source of infinite power, and you wish to LEAVE!?!"
Sephi looks around to see most everyone happy about the flight off the island.
Those fools fail to understand, to control the randomness of the island is to have a state of mind that is random at all times. This explains why very few actually want to stay. If only they knew... if only...

[Ssteiny]

Ssteiny: And I thought no one could surpass me in randomness!!!
Mephisto J: It's ok, we can stay and leave.
Ssteiny: You're right, sweetie.
Mephisto J: Just being with you now makes me very happy.
Ssteiny: I'm glad.

SephiCloud: People, DON'T LEAVE!!!!!!!! stay in the land of randomess. If you could punch a baby to make it stop, You would!!!

Jr.: Follow the structure!!!!! Follow it!!!

[Lovely]

((I have NO idea what's going on in this um... story 0_o. I noticed a reference to pi, there were zombies and assorted creatures, a planet blew up... 0_o ...
So uh.. the island... is still intact?

Uh, well... I'll do my best ^^;. Since It's easier to write in script format, and I'm lazy, I will do so .))



Lovely: Ok uh... so, as I understand it, on THAT side (henceforth known as side A) of the island the weird stuff Happens .

Jr: *nods* Uh.... seems that way.... Is that a rocket-plane 0_o ?

*In a series of complicated backflips and random gymnastic moves, Ssteiny and Sephicloud bound unto SIDE B of the island.*

Ssteiny: Weird?

Sephicloud: In what way ?

Lovely: Well, that giant penguin who's eating palm trees for one...

Jr: ...you know... I don't think "rocket plane" is even a word...

Ssteiny: Sure it is! What else would you call that thing ?

Jr: Point.

Dessa: Erm, you know, I'm sure that Penguin wasn't there before you mentioned it Lovely...

Lovely: *cough* Ah, well...

chaos: Basically, Side A of the island appears to operate on the principle of human imagination, randomness and will. Theoretically, This effect on side B exists as well, however at a greatly reduced rate.

All: 0_o .

chaos: .... ^^;. Um, basically, it's just quieter over here.

Ssteiny: Ah! So anything you want can happen on the other side???

chaos: Basically. Though that also makes it a bit more danger...

Ssteiny & Sephicloud: WOO! PENGUIN HULA TIME!!!! *both run back to Side A of the island.

chaos: ^^ .

Jr,Lovely,Dessa: 0_0;;;; ....

Dessa: Uh, right, anyways... Where the hell did you get that gun Lovely?

Jr: Sniper Riffle.

Dessa: .....

Lovely: Side A may be loud, but you can get some KICK ASS weapons over there.

Jr: .

Dessa: Neither of you are allowed over anymore.

Jr and Lovely: Awwww...

Jr: *cough* Uh, anyways, getting off the island? We're still interested in that right?

Lovely: *sulking* Yeah, sure, whatever.

Dessa: Well, one option is to take that Rocket-plane.

Lovely: Eh heh heh, I don't think that'll work...

JR and Dessa: WHAT DID YOU DO?

Lovely: Ah! Nothing! I'm innocent! I was just thinking that, well, since it's on Side A, if even one person wanted everyone to stay on the island...eh, chaos! Help me out here!

chaos: What she's saying is that if even one person wanted everyone to stay, then that vehicle probably won't go anywhere.

Lovely: And if it did, it would probably end badly.

Dessa: Ugh, in that case what should we do?

Jr: *quiet for a moment, and then speaks up.* Maybe there's a "side C."

all:

Jr: What I mean is, maybe there's a place where the suggestive power of Side A exists but without the negative side effects. Erm, like a mix of A and B.
If it exists, it would probably be within this island somewhere, in the jungle.

Dessa: ?! Hey, that's dangerous! What about those dead body's and the bones I found before?

chaos: That shouldn't be too much of a problem as long as I'm with you right Dessa ^_^ ?

Dessa: *blush* Ah, well...

Jr: Yeah, And if I think that if we all split up into groups, we could cover more ground.

Dessa: I don't know if everyone will be up for that ^^;.

Lovely: Eh, well, those who want to stay on Side A or B should feel free to do so.
Anyways, well, it's the only plan we've got, so... lets go for it! Operation Side C, Commence!






Lovely: Er... as a side note, I'm just gonna pop over to side B for a bit to pick up some more fire powe-

Dessa: NO.


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((As a side note, I wanted to include Tonfa in there somewhere, but I forgot what he was doing at the moment that I wrote this so ^^;.... Sorry. Anyhoo, I'm just trying to add a touch of direction to those who wouldn't mind that.
Sorry if it got a bit long though ^^;. ))

[Throes]

"Don't go to Side C!!!" I shout like a crazy hobo.

"Why not?!" Shouts the three headed tward Side C.

"I tell you why!!! If you enter Side C, then the eternal batteries holding evil ruler Xenu will die, and he'll reign terror around the entire island!!! After that, Xenu will get into one of his Space Planes, which look surprisingly like DC-8s, except without fans, but rocket engines instead, and head out back to retake control of his former territories, including our planet, Teegeeack! It would be certain doom for all!!!"

Everyone looks at Throes thinking he has brain damage or something, maybe from falling out of the plane...

"WAIT!!!"

"That's it! A clue!!!"

"What's a clue?!" Shouts everyone else at the Venture bro who just showed up.

"Plane! The plane that that idiot was riding in... looked surprisingly like... A DC-8 WITH ROCKET ENGINES INSTEAD OF PROPELLERS!!!"

Everyone else looks at him. "That thing is rediculous, take it off..."

Ssteiny takes off the mask, "Darn, I almost had you guys..."

Lovely and company continue to head to Side C, thinking Throes' ideas were complete bogus Side A thinking.

Suddenly, out of the mountain, shoots 5 or 6 DC-8s with rocket engines.

Everyone shouts, "DEAR GOD, THAT SIDE A IDIOT WAS RIGHT!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!"

I calmly say, "I told you guys, don't mess with the power of Xenu!"

One of the DC-8 space planes lands. "I betcha that Xenu is gonna walk right out the side of that thing and kill us all." I say.

The door opens, a rush of smoke can be seen, then, a few seconds later, L. Ron Hubbard emerges, bloodied from the plane."

To be continued...

[Ssteiny]

Ssteiny: Damn you all!!!! You spoiled my plans of punching infants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mephisto J: Calm down, love. Let's just stay over here. I love your madness.
Ss:thank ya!

SephiCloud: MEEEHHH We're losing people and ratings!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I will never leave side A. I must have my coconut house! I must have my box, my zombies, my tribbles!!!!
Setsumi-San: lets just stay here where it rains randomness.

*Rains randomness; cows, chickens, oranges, potatoes, the irish, and a whole lotta nihonjin fall out of the sky, along with puupy-cats*

---------------------------------------------------over on side B--------------------------------------------
Jr.: There they go again making up words! Get that puppy-cat off of me!!!1

Lovely: (snipes everything in sight)
chaos:
Dessa: Lets bust some skulls!!!!!!
--------------------------------------------back on side A-------------------------------------------------------

Takinawatonfa: Let's fighting love!!!!!!!!!!!1

*DC-8s with rocket engines keep flying overhead*

*the Hellsing soundtrack keeps playing on my computer*

*Aaron wants to watch Avatar: the Last Airbender*

*Gets tired of Ssteiny typing random CRAP!*

*Hits Ssteiny with a sandel!*

--------------------------------------------------------wait appears to be side C-------------------------
Lovely: ooh, this is nice. It's random, but not too random.

All: *agrees*

------------------------------------in the real world------------------------------------------

Ssteiny: *has heart attack* *coma*
Mephisto J: I wont let you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to be continued......................................

[sephicloud]

SephiCloud: Chillin' with the penguins, chillin with... Oh God, not Sstieny!

*toilets fall from the sky and knock out Sephi

Setsuni-san: Oh no! There's a hole in the roof now! It'll take forever to repair!

Sephi: _{there... can... only be..... one.}

[shadow=red,left,300] To be Continued yet Again! [/shadow]

[Setsumi-san]

"Our igloooo! What'll we doooo?!" Setsumi whined.

Suddenly, a three headed bald man carrying an gold plated briefcase popped up and said, "I can fix it...for a price."

"What kind of price?" she asked suspiciously.

"Nothing much...just Eduardo's head!"

"Huh? Who's Eduardo?"

"Geez, have you been reading this thread at all?" he asked.

Before she could reply, he gave her a wiffle bat from the briefcase and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Guess I have to use this to hunt Eduardo. Now if only I knew who he was, she thought.

[TakinawaTonfa]

Tonfa: "Well looks like the flights been cancelled, ah well. Eduardo! Bring me todays news and a glass of mineral water."

Eduardo: "%^&($(&)^((((()*("

Tonfa: "Really? Luis is back? "

Eduardo: "&*()^&*(%*(*)^ ;D"

Tonfa: "His mother's recovery is going alot better than expected? Thats great! "

Eduardo: "*()%*(*%*($&*"

Tonfa: "Ha ha ha....yes yes, a Blue Hawaiian of course. Oh, and have Maria send him and his mother a fruit basket."

Eduardo: "()^$^&$&^(^)"

Tonfa: "Yeah I know about the igloo investment, I had sold it beforehand, I knew that thing wasn't gonna last, and hey we earned a little bit of profit off it. ;D"

Eduardo: "^*()%&*^E*^&%&"

Tonfa: "Yes, just make 10 copies of it on goldenrod, then you can go home if you'd like."

Eduardo: "^*()%*//...?"

Tonfa: "Thats right, aren't you familiar with the acronym CYA (Cover Your Ass)?"

Eduardo: "'''(*&^&*%*&(% "

Tonfa: "Oh very f**king funny you little green bastard "

*Tonfa pulls out a megaphone from his bag*

Tonfa: "HEY EVERYONE! LUIS' MOTHER IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, EVEN BETTER THAN EVER! AND TO CELEBRATE, WERE HAVING AN OPEN BAR FOR THE NEXT COUPLE HOURS ON THE POOL DECK! EVERYONE'S WELCOME TO PAR-TAY!"

*Bob Marley and the Wailers play in the background*

[Ssteiny]

All: yay!!!1 She's alright...wait....who?
-----------------------------------------Side A--------------------------------------------------
Setsumi: So I have to find Eduardo.

Tonfa: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Ssteiny: *deep voice* Simba! oh there you are you had me and J worried.

------------------------------------------Side A.14-----------------------------
*Yoh appears*

Ssteiny: What the hell are you doing here!!??
Yoh: I need some grass...I was just flying through a sea of orange juice.

---------------------------------------------Side B----------------------------------------
Lovely: for the thirtieth time they have lost their minds and have failed to go along with the sway-do (pseudo) structure.

[Throes]

Wait a minute. I don't care about Luis' mother, but... PARTY!!!

I head over to the pool deck, where there was a pool, but no one swam in it due to the sharks with lasers attached to their heads. So I head over to the open bar, which was really a cardboard box with a sign being held up by two boards that was proudly displaying the words, "LETS FIGHTING LOVE!" I sit down on one of the seats they had sitting in front of the "bar," which turned out to really be the seats to drumsets, but alas, they can be comfortable.

I order a mixed drink, and some green alien with a nametag that said "Eduardo" pops out of a duffle bag and hands me my drink. After I pay the outrageous fee, Eduardo goes back into the bag. I sit and watch as one of the sharks jumps out of the water, comes over to the bar, and also orders a drink. The shark ordered something called a Molotov Cocktail I think...

[sephicloud]

SephiCloud: The sharks' have explosives!?!
SephiCloud wakes up from his coma in record time, once he catches word of fiendish fish with Molotov Cocktails
Sephi: Sushi TIIIIME!!!
The sharks explode, realizing they don't have thumbs in which to hold the dynamite.
He now looks at the hole in the once mighty igloo.
Myeeees, all according to plan...
Sephi: Time to head back to my box. Man how I like talking in script format.. I mean, errr. (smacks 4th wall repeatedly with a chair) I hope no one heard that...

[Ssteiny]

Ss: Tis easier to speak, err, type this way. Jr taught me this way. Thanks!
---------------------------------------Side C--------------------------
Jr.: Your welcome.
-------------------------------------Side A-----------------------------
Ss: No problem. Hey is there any way to deal with the heat on this Island. Oh igloo!
Sephi: It's broken.
Ss: But, did you forget the time I said mephisto J can do anything she puts her mind to.
Mephisto J: (Rebuilds igloo)
Sephi: Thank you J!
J: No problem.

Setsumi: *does happy dance* My igloo is back ^___^

Ssteiny: Why dont we start a large inn made out of igloos!? I will call it the SsetsuCloud Inn!